New to Site

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home, post, comment and enjoy yourself.

Newish to this site. How long has this been around?

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home

In spite of having asked to be removed from the mailing list, I still receive the alumni magazine ...

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Send the envelop back with a note that says " Fuck you ". They will soon get the message !

I don't read posts and answers that look like a 20-minute lecture. A few sentences will do.

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

The shorter the better, I say. If I want a book I will go out and buy one !

Just thinking out loud here but do we know if the flying spaghetti monster is vegan or gluten free?

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

He is the spaghetti monster, he can be anything he wants to be ???

My weather app says I have about two hours of this dramatic thunderstorm tonight.

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Go hide under the bed !

Are you lonely?.

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Why, would you like to come over ??

Where are my northern Minnesota people?

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

In northern Minnesota I presume ???

No one is draining the swamp. The bolder now hang out with the real tough guys, the mafia gators

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

We are the tough guys !!

People need to be more open minded,as it is their duty to follow their followers.

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Sorry, I am not a sheep !

Amusing thing happened today.

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Well, now you can start believing in the resurrection !! Hahaha.

Hello. I'm newbie. I don't know what should I say.?

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home, post, comment and have hours of fun.

Why are the religious interested in this site?

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Curiosity killed the pussy !!!

Texas Bill Prohibiting Male Masturbation Moves Closer To Becoming Law

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

This is a Hebrew law. Women may masturbate but men may not as it is wasting their seed. Religion at its best ! How do I know this ? My g/f is Jewish.

Just wanted to say hi. New here and it looks fun :)

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. just post, comment and enjoy yourself !

I just noticed that Starbucks has a Medium coffee.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

No ! It means you can drink it neither hot nor cold, but medium ! Understand now ?

4:39 am here,what's the time where you are?

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Now 19.56 pm here in South Africa !

Do you ever have moments when you experience the feeling that in some way 'everything is all right'?

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

All the time, Why ?

Where's all the wild women?Not to wild the last one drank everything.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

I can be anything you want as long as you pay me ?

4:39 am here,what's the time where you are?

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

18.44pm in South Africa

I just lost 200+ points for marking a past post anonymous? Adm. corrected my dumb mistake.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

That will learn you !

Hello all, I just joined up.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. just post, comment and have hours of fun. You are well and truely hooked.

I knew I would overcome this setback physically and emotionally. I feel happy again.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

My Daughter calls her vibrator Bob, short for " Battery operated boyfriend ".

Does anyone remember Mad Cow Disaease (BSE)?

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Yeah ! I married one !

I know, I'm not very good at sharing post or coming up with some deep philosophical crap.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home, you will be surprised at how many friends you already have. Just post, comment and enjoy yourself.

Our graffiti wall in Gainesville FL

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Trump will tear it down and use it in Mexico ?

A street in my hometown, Nuernberg, Germany

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Ever had a ticker tape parade here ?

How Eating Fast Food May Make It Harder to Get Pregnant [livescience.com]

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Just don't eat during sex, oral sex excluded !

There are times I miss her so much, I wish I could remember where I hid her body.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Did you try the try the lost and found Dept. ???

Does age matter when it comes to a relationship?

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

No, I am 74 and my partner is 52. We are extremely happy together.

Just sharing here.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

You don't state Male Or Female or anything in between ? Mates of any persausion are hard to come by ?

Venting.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

If you go to the event take a hip flask with. Any old card will do, just say sorry, I got my dates mixed up !

Im just bored looking for friends here ;)

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Hello and welcome ! Once you have found friends here you will never be bored again. Unless you find a b/f of course ?

Court tomorrow and MRI wednesday.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

You are never alone. All your friends on this site are rooting (not rutting ) for you !,

Who or what would I be when I disassociate from my mind, intellect, brain, and body?

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

You are a Parasite !!!

So here's a little moral problem I'd like some views on.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

Of course. Belong to 10 if it makes you happy. It is your life afterall ?

Hi, folks, I'm new here,, have to work on bio & pic.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home and wish you hours of fun and enjoyment !

1st time on here, looking forward to checking this site out, glad I found you!

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home and wish you many hours of fun and laughter. You have been hooked !

Wow, I'm healing really fast from my first outbreak!

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

don't you just use fresh cream ???

They say that artificial intelligence will make most of us redundant within 20 years.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

When last did you check ? You are a damn robot !!!

Where are the coffee lovers?

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

So what is this about, making coffee of drinking it ??

Hi there folks.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. please have hours of fun posting and commenting.

Hamilton vs Jefferson, who do you think take credit for shaping America?

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

They don't count anymore. Trump is shaping it into a ball of shit !

Show me your kitties! I will start first.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

I don't have a pussy to show, I am male !!!!

Just wanna throw out there that you may not hear from me much.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

Make sure I am included please !   Good Luck.

So, "Duke" is just a nickname.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

Yeah, Duchess !

Any male for a new career?

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

I can't apply, have erectile dysfunction, Sorry !

There are 5 fucking churches on my block ... ?

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

5 places to have sex, Woweeee, you lucky devil, you ?

A cattle rancher died and at the reading of his will he left the ranch to his three sons under one ...

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

Hahaha ! Enjoyed this one.

Does anyone put much stock into, finding a penny heads and having good luck?

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

When I am broke finding a penny is lucky for me.

If a man offers you the last piece of bacon, it's either that turkey bacon or he just proposed.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

I'll give you mine, don't eat it either !

Technically, all underwear is edible if you're not a total baby about it.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

A bit chewy though ?

Has anyone met somewhere here and actually had a date?

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

I am from South Africa and we don't grow dates here !

God is an ethereal object but, somehow it needs your money....?????

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

Send him ethereal money !

Yogi bros.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

Thats me in the middle with the green shirt and a suitcase about to leave these idiots !

I'll put this here.

VAL3941 comments on May 6, 2018:

He wasn't so no need for a discussion !

Someone just accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Is he upset, offer him a tissue to wipe his runny nose !

Hi.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Nothing wrong with that ! Welcome to our humble home.

I don't always know what I'm talking about but I do know how to describe something I want.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

I just get a brick out the yard and put my hot stuff on that !

Enjoying the community honesty. its great

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

It is truely the best policy !

Spell Check The spell check underlines incorrectly spelled words, but doesn't offer to correct ...

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Absolutely, need you even ask ?

What weird food combinations do you enjoy that people think is gross.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Are you all pregnant ????

Do we have any shooters here?

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Love my " shooters " makes me tipsy and sexy !   Lol

Was jesus a white gay jew living in the middle east ?

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Of course he was, he coined the phrase "   Ah....men "

Love is a very common subject I like to discuss.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Love is just a substitute word for bonding. You either bond with someone or you don't.

Atheist lifer here! Thanks for letting me join a group of likeminded people! I have two rescue ...

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. You will never leave.

I work with two creationists. I've never even met one before this place

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

My current is a creationist, so what ? She is great in bed so that makes her beliefs bearable.

I'm new to the site and I'm looking to meet someone in the Phoenix area

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. You are hooked and will never leave.

Is the world in your head or is your head in the world?

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

My father always used to tell me " wherever you are, be there " so yes, I am aware of everything around me. I am both in my head and in my world.

If you have ever been the black sheep of your lot in life and family.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

I have always done things my family disapprove of.I am the colored sheep in the flok. Do I regret my life, never. I am retired and happy in my relationships with others. So if shit sticks, let it. If others have a problem with it, it their problem, not mine !

Actually, that's a Chapstick in my pocket but, I'm a little happy to see you.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Sorry ! I am straight.

Don't lie. You know you would touch all sorts of weird shit with a ten-foot pole.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Can't we make it 10.5 ? A little bit safer ?

I try to walk the walk and talk the talk. But, most of the time, I just sit the sit.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Me too, especially on the Loo !

Why would anyone kill themselves when we live in a world filled with pizza, weed, boobs and YouTube?

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Keep you tube and weed, I'll take all the rest ?

I signed up for the 401k at work but, 8 years later and I still can't run that far.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Have tried starting ?

Can you even imagine how good prescription cheese must be?

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

If I was a mouse. Yes !

If loving you is wrong... I probably love you.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Define wrong ?

On my own, I would not able to learn much, but because of people, I am able to learn a lot more, ...

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

The accent is on learn, not try to one upmanship them !

I was just reviewing a members question about chat up lines.

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

The easiest way to start a conversation is to just ask a question ! Most people will simply answer it and discussion starts or follow up with another question. No pickup lines are necessary.

Do you dream about someone that you love to do things with?

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

I have plenty of wet dreams, problem is I can never remember who I was with !

How many people find it difficult to ask for help?

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

Many people don't ask for help because it will give the impression that they are stupid or something. I never struggle to ask for help. For me I might learn a new way of doing something or a better way of doing it. It is a finding out thing for me !

Hello Folks, Its been awhile since I was last on here.

VAL3941 comments on May 4, 2018:

Gives me a Thor head just thinking about it ?

Last week I was at my breaking point with my job.

VAL3941 comments on May 4, 2018:

Why don't you start working for yourself ? It is so much more enjoyable and satisfying. Check with hubbie first for his support.. You have my full support.

Hello Everybody, Im newbie Need help. Thanks

VAL3941 comments on May 4, 2018:

Welcome to our humble site. you are now hooked. post anything you want, whenever you want, However you want. You will not please everyone !

What do you think about Karma?

VAL3941 comments on May 4, 2018:

Are you talking about the Karma Sutra ???   Love it !   Lol

Spell Check

VAL3941 comments on May 4, 2018:

Because first posts are normally checked by the writer so as not to look like a dick. Exactly as I have just done !

Agnostic people claim that gods and religions are not necessaire to become good humans.

VAL3941 comments on May 4, 2018:

What about wise older people who have been there, done that. Talk to your seniors ?

I am wondering if I will find a meaningful relationship.

VAL3941 comments on May 4, 2018:

Just find someone older, connect, problem solved !

If you could

VAL3941 comments on May 4, 2018:

Drop dead singing voice, it would go with my erection disfunction, Drop dead

I don't think most women require a drop-dead handsome man, but most of us are more likely to be ...

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

Titty for tatty my dear ?

Hmmmmm, late or early?

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

Put your alcohol in your coffee, Problem solved !

Age of member

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

Maybe they haven't come out yet ?

Peace isn't being in a place where there are no problems.

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

Thats a piece of cake !

A new study shows that 25% of women take mood stabilizers.

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

Thats fighting talk.

If at first you don't succeed, try drinking wine while you do it.

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

White or red ???

Risky behavior in my 20's was sex, drugs and alcohol.

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

Oh Shit ?

So far, I've kept my resolution this year to not date any supermodels.

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

Yes superman ! Go man go.

Still a little rainy out today but, I love the rain.

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

A barbeque on a rainy day ? Thats great !

Clean Windows, Poor Birds.

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

I walked into a glass door once, only thing that was hurt was my pride ! Do birds have pride ?

Why do humans have an unhealthy obsession with wars and sacrifice?

VAL3941 comments on May 3, 2018:

It helps to keep the population down, there by allowing us to procreate more. This is as good a reason as any ?