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The reason we do see god is because he lives in a black hole. We just now have been able to get the first pictures of where he lives. As technology improves we might get to actually see him. As a black hole in our universe he will pull in all matter. Once that happens the black hole will be unstable and explode in a Big Bang sending matter every where. And in 7 god days life will be created.

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When he steps out and sees his shadow, we will have one month until the rapture!

ToolGuy Level 8 Apr 11, 2019
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So, does each god get their own designated black hole?

29 each

Don’t we all have our own black hole?

@OtherPatrick sorry each god gets 29 black holes

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How do you know this “god” is a he, is it going to be a clear photograph of his penis?

He's got to have an enormous dick considering how he impregnated Mary all the way from the heavens.

@snifflz Maybe “he’s” a good shot.

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Sounds just as likely as any other creationist tale so far.

Unity Level 7 Apr 11, 2019

I thought it did a good job of tying the Big Bang theory and creation. Yeah totally bs

I entered the world through a black hole. Perhaps I'm god! Lol

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I'll have some of what you're taking, please.....

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God’s gonna be like, “Oh shit, they found me. I shouldn’t have given them science.”

Jamar Level 4 Apr 12, 2019
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Lmao ? that made my evening!!! Lol

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"As technology improves we might get to actually see him."

How original. ??

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Hope God is a she!

zesty Level 7 Apr 11, 2019

That would explain a lot.

Ariana Grande thinks so lol

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Sounds religious to me..

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So your god lives in a black hole.
"Let there be light" so I can suck it all in.
Anyways, your "theory" proves there is no one all powerful deity. More than one black hole out there. So well done, you have disproved the Abrahamic god!

powder Level 8 Apr 11, 2019

Other black holes are vacation homes. You wouldn’t expect god to have one home. I mean it’s god. Black holes are heaven- one black hole has all the virgins, others have other heavenly things.

@Jk1960 or only have to disprove the other 4999 odd gods.
Get to work!

@Jk1960 perhaps one virgin has all the black holes smile009.gif

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Oh, that's not god it's a timelord named Omega the third doctor ran into him back in the sixties ?

oldFloyd Level 7 Apr 12, 2019
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Lmao hilarious! along with the comments underneath this post ?

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What if...?

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And his pet fairies, and angels, and the creature from the black lagoon... All one big black hole family.

David1955 Level 8 Apr 11, 2019
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When did we see god? I'm sure that would have made at least 1 news cycle.

1of5 Level 8 Apr 11, 2019
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Galileo may have had more about this, but he feared for the stake and so he put his daughter in a convent and wrote everything in the abstract. Joel Olsteen and Billy Graham Jr. are not even close to talking their way out of this one or climate change debates. Not a very profitable subject on their end or any other religious organization for that matter.

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hmm. i know the definition of joke. i think the word "funny" figures into it somewhere. not here, though.

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genessa Level 8 Apr 11, 2019
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Blah blah blah ... Blah blah

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Yes, that makes perfect sense.

#sarcasm

Kynlei Level 8 Apr 11, 2019
1

As good an explanation as any. Personally I prefer the Big Sneeze:

Many races believe that the creation of the Universe involved some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being known as the Great Green Arkleseizure. The Jatravartids live in perpetual fear of the time they call "the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief," somewhat similar to the Apocalypse. -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

jerry99 Level 8 Apr 11, 2019

Love that book, that whole trilogy in fact.

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I don't "see god" in anything, ever.
There is no "god" on the other side of any black hole.

KKGator Level 9 Apr 11, 2019
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I think my cats swat things into the black hole a lot. I'm still missing a nice capo.

Byrdsfan Level 8 Apr 11, 2019

There is one at the back of your dryer too, it enjoys eating one sock but only if that sock has a matching sock somewhere in your house.

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That’s some terrible science fiction.

Grammar: A-
Vocabulary: B+
Science: F-

Oh - I deserve more credit in science. Did you think I’d type the math into this site?

@Jk1960 Well, the notions of seeing into a black hole and it devouring all matter seems a bit off.

@indirect76 lol

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I Laughed.

Isn't this just one step further along from gods living atop Mount Olympus?

Xoviat Level 4 Apr 18, 2019

He moved

@Jk1960 Indeed. God moves in mysterious ways...

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