After six years in the Navy, working construction to put myself through college, (G.I. Bill is inadequate), then after riding around on a Harley a few years, yes I fucking cuss.
The new curse word is "Trump".

Fuck what anyone else thinks. They can fuck all the way off....and I tell my own mother that. My dad used to make a big deal out of women that did, I would just point out that he's where I learned them from. He'd turn away with a half smile but still be pissed off about it.

What the fuck is wrong with the old friggin curse word?

Basically, I don't trust people who don't cuss.

The worst thing I ever heard my cousin's wife say was "Oh Gosh". One day she asked me a question and I slipped and said "Fuck NO". And she looked like she was struck by lightning. I apologized and said "I'm sorry. I know you don't like cursing". And she said "I just think it sounds a little trashy". Well excuuuuuse me!

Swear story. I went in a store for one item. They didn't have it, I said well fuck, woman in front of me stiffened her back, she turned, It was my fucking sister

I had some friends from the UK back in the 90’s and they were always telling people to “bugger off”. Apparently bugger off means fuck off!!

In "polite society" I will utter expressions like "Fornicating Fuffules', "Amputated Prepuce" etc.
It's expected of me now.

You could say 'fart', since that is a synonym for 'Trump' in England, or the other way round. But maybe that is a bit strong in the US right now.

Sometimes I Spoonerize the words, as in: "Fut the shuck up!"

My daughter in law finally felt comfortable enough to say fuck in front of me, it felt great, now she is def one of the family

In the military I cursed a lot. Profanity and acronyms are the military’s official language. When I became an elementary teacher I gave up profanity altogether. I didn’t want any slip ups in the classroom. Retired now, but pretty much profanity free.

Swear words? It's punctuation dammit.

I've always had a foul mouth. My mother used to stick a bar if soap in my mouth as punishment. But I need new swear words 'cause the old ones are passé. Fuck is worn out. Cocksucker should be a term of endearment. I rely more and more on expressions, like "I wouldn't touch a trump voter with a rabid dog's dick".

Fucktwaddle
Asssplat
Trumpbuttlicor

I could go on but maybe not what you were looking for.

I am an ex sailor, I swear in multiple languages. Your religious mother just needs to be de-sensitized. I remember this guy who used the word "fuck", around this girl and she got up in his face about it, so he just kept on repeating the word over and over again, that is exactly what he was up to, and by the way, the way I look at it, words are not much more than phonetic combinations, and if people are offended by them, it is because of what is going on in their head, not yours.

How many of you curse like a sailor?
:::::Raising my hand:::::

Nope, I am who I am, I just let it flow out of my mouth!

I've been binge watching "Mr. Mercedes" on the Peacock network, and the Scottish investigator's favorite expression is "Fook me in the arse"

"If something surprised me I use to say "fuckin' hell !", until someone pointed out that "They don't. It's one of the punishments"

Nothing wrong with cussing to emphasize a point. Adds to the conversation ....but it becomes a fucking bore when used too frequently...

Use another language. Plenty of fodder & she won't dare ask you what it means. Yiddish is a good place to start. The wit is free,

When Trumpies attack me on FB, I tell them to "go stand on your head, and stuff your thumbs up your butt!". Or, I ask them "Do you Trumpies pick your noses with the same toe you pick your butts with?".

Oh, sweet mother of pearl.

I swear whenever I fucking feel like it.
What anyone else thinks about that is of no concern to me.