If really attractive people are considered "eye candy" then, that probably makes me more like "eye broccoli".
I actually like broccoli but dude... we're dudes. I know I'm supposed to be accepting of the 5 dozen genders among us now but I'll play cards with ya and that's it. Okay, and drink some beers and that's all. And songs, sing some songs and drive around. Cards, beer, songs and driving... and pizza! I don't like sports but, okay watch some sports too what the hell.