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If really attractive people are considered "eye candy" then, that probably makes me more like "eye broccoli".

By Duke
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We all know candy is delicious and but broccoli is good for you.

Akfishlady Level 8 May 16, 2018

I was going to say that. Lol.

@Shelton great minds think alike!

@headofsteam Even my good-looking male friends have treated me less than what I deserved. Just a bit lazy and shallow toward everyone. Girls let them get away with it, so why change? It's just like people who turn a blind eye towards Trump... why should he or anyone change if there's no consequences? That's why I point out when people are lazy about their spelling and stuff on here - it's fucking hard to read and it makes us all look stupid. I can't read easily to begin with so maybe I'm a little sensitive I guess.

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Put a handsome jacket on and call it, "cheese."

Yum

Donotbelieve Level 8 May 16, 2018

LOL

Mmmmm... Cheese jacket. I need that.

12

At least you aren't okra, like me. smile007.gif

KKGator Level 8 May 16, 2018

I happen to be a huge okra fan.

It has a distinct and unique texture.

@Duke Awww. You silver-tongued devil, you! smile009.gif

@KKGator 😁

@Duke I love Okra! She's a national treasure.

@SACatWalker

@Duke I love okra.

Be honest, who did not know I was joking?

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But look on the bright side, eye broccoli has got to be better than an eye sore

ipdg77 Level 7 May 16, 2018

Probably better than eye kale anyway.

9

Broccoli's yummy !

evergreen Level 7 May 16, 2018
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I like broccoli

jonds56 Level 6 May 16, 2018
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I actually like broccoli but dude... we're dudes. I know I'm supposed to be accepting of the 5 dozen genders among us now but I'll play cards with ya and that's it. Okay, and drink some beers and that's all. And songs, sing some songs and drive around. Cards, beer, songs and driving... and pizza! I don't like sports but, okay watch some sports too what the hell.

Ahahhahahhha

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I'm eye asparagus.

webbew1 Level 7 May 16, 2018
8

Eye Brussels sprout here.

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You have a healthy outlook! smile009.gif

atheist Level 8 May 16, 2018
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Lol... I don't know Duke. I think theres probably a dozen ladies out there that are looking at you and thinking chocolate..lol.

And yet, local singles avoid me like the plague. LOL

7

More appetising than me.....eye chewing tobacco!

7

With a little bit of Ranch dip you might have much more luck.

Benthoven Level 7 May 16, 2018
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Aye but at least there’s no sugar crash with broccoli!

LaMariposa Level 6 May 16, 2018
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I'm a vegetarian! πŸ™‚

BeeHappy Level 8 May 16, 2018

I am, as well.

That may be telling these vegetables too much!

@RavenCT lol!

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So you are saying you are good for someones body right smile009.gif

twshield Level 8 May 16, 2018
6

at least you are not 'eye brussle sprouts'.

[shudders at the thought]

DerekD Level 7 May 16, 2018

Could be purple kale.

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Broccoli is good for us...candy, not so much! Must detox, from candy, not so with broccoli! You could say people are like that!

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Take solace in the fact that broccoli is a nutritional super food and women will usually take things personality, power and money over looks anyway.

6

The new shirt is pretty cool. I like the black color option.

kensmile4u Level 7 May 16, 2018
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Nay Cauliflower.

FrayedBear Level 8 May 16, 2018

Tasteless and bland? πŸ˜‰

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Lol

Clauddvon Level 6 May 16, 2018
3

Guess I'm an eye apple

3

Hahaaa I don't even worry about that because I am now past the expiration date stamped on my tushie

Rofl!

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