Roy Moore begs for money....

Sticks48 comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I think he needs it to buy a cowboy hat that actually fits him.

What was the worse thing you ever ate? For me it was pickled herring.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 4, 2018:

All German food. No wonder they went after France in two World wars. They were looking for something good to eat!

When traveling what are your thoughts on visiting religious sites?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 4, 2018:

There are churches with amazing architecture. Some religious sites have historical significance and that makes them interesting. I don't have to like something to find it interesting.

What's better: renting or owning a home?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Find someone who already owns a home.

Lefty or Righty

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I was born ambidextrous. I was trained to leave the seat up.

One liners and pickup lines?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

How about 'I have a pickup do you want to do a line'?

Whould you date a woman UFC fighter?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

They all kick our ass. Just different methods.

Flat earthers, truthers, birthers, holocaust deniers, moon landing deniers?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

These are the same people who think Elvis movies are good.

Addicts. Let me ask you guys about addicts. Drug addicts in particular. How do you view them?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I view some of them as my friends.

I just can't be out of wine! Lol

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I just can't be out of toilet paper.

FedX or UPS?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I am FedUp!

Every time I see Willem DaFoe, I feel like I don't have enough teeth.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Willem Dafoe - Julia Roberts A TOOTH OFF! What do you think?

Sargeant Pepper is 50 years old. Wow.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

One of the most important albums in history. Very transformative.

Which dance would you consider the most complicated?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Dancing around an uncomfortable subject

Will you still love me When I'm no longer young and beautiful?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Probably not.

Favorite superhero and why

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Catwoman, great outfit!

When I listen to Wish You Were Here, by Pink Floyd, I catch myself getting lost in thought to the ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I do the same thing with Floyd the Barber from the Andy Griffith show.

What’s one of your most annoying things a person can do to really get on your nerves?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Women who wear too much perfume ( any is too much for me ), hug me, and leave that odor on me. I like the way women smell.

I went antiquing today! Yay!

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I am an antique today!

Favorite Band

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Too many to just pick one.

High Noon

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

It was not just a black eye on Hollywood it was a black eye on the Congress and the President. It was his party pushing this crap. He could have called off the dogs. The paranoia over Communism at the time was over the top crazy.

Who is your Mount Rushmore of musicians/bands? Any genre.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Sinatra, Count Basie, Beatles, Merle Haggard... Like most people I have many more that I like alot.

Music is unique.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

A living.

What is your favorite band/producer?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Beatles and George Martin. No band / producer combination in popular music history influenced and changed the way music was produced and recorded. I even hear things in new music that they did first. I like most kinds of music from Sinatra to Merle Haggard and pretty much everything in between. But they were the most impressive. Sorry I got long winded.

Taste in music; do you judge others?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I play music for a living and I feel whatever type of music moves or touches people in some way, that is what matters to me. Duke Ellington said there are two kinds of music, good and bad. I agree.

Punk Rock Bowling Anyone going?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I went bowling on acid back in the day. I don't think it will top that.:)

What's your favorite horror film?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Any Elvis movie. That is some scary shit.

When looking for a significant other, there are lots of easy to detect deal-breakers like smoking, ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Bat shit crazy. Other than that I'll give it a go.

Shit is the most versatile word in the English language.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Fuck is just as versatile. Try it.

I'm so tired and bored at work, someone entertain me lol

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

OK, let's try this. A preacher, priest, and a rabbi are discussing how they divide the money they take in at their church or synagogue. What they keep and what goes to the Lord. The preacher says he draws a line on the floor, whatever lands on the left side of the line he keeps, whatever lands on the right side goes to the Lord. The priest has a similar system, only he uses a circle. In the circle he keeps, outside the circle goes to the Lord. Tha rabbi says he throws it all in the air and whatever the Lord catches while it's up there is his and the rabbi keeps the rest. I'm trying girl!

Expression via a balanced breakfast

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Cocoa Puffs...I just like to say Cocoa Puffs.

Level 10 means...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

It means you have one more digit than everyone else

What would you define as critical human rights?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Equality for each individual and free donuts for all.

This is a brave soul.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

You have to admire his confidence if not his wardrobe.

Did anyone else's state put the flags at half mast for Billy Graham?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

They would have in Texas, but they hate to do anything they do in Oklahoma first.

I'm so tired and bored at work, someone entertain me lol

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

What is a drummer without a girlfriend? HOMELESS! Thank you, thank you, be sure to tip your waitress.

LOL China vows to crack down on funeral strippers [independent.co.uk]

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Bring out the dead, bring out the titties. Works for me.

People are always telling me that they want me to be on the same page.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I always wait for the movie.

They say Nature abhors a vacuum, which makes sense because dogs and cats hate them too.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

That really sucks! I know, but somebody had to say it. Maybe not.

The sign said, “You are here,” and I was relieved.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

That is very funny.

What's in your garden?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Nothing! I smoked it all.

I am at home recovering from surgery.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

NICE.

The Humanist Dilemma: When Should a Student Come Out as an Atheist? - TheHumanist.com

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

If they are in Catholic school, NEVER!

I'm going to the shop

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

DONUTS! No sprinkles please. I take my donuts like a man.

When the machines finally take over, prepare yourself for Pope Prius the First.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

That is scary, you won't hear him coming.

Ladies, here are the easiest signs you can look for to determine if a guy wants to have sex with ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

2. If you don't he will go ahead and have sex without you.

When you see a post that reads 'Adult Content', what comes to mind?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

See, I got so excited I couldn't spell porn!

Fear, is it a motivator in your life?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and global warming, nuclear war, global terrorism, and our President.

Stranded

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I used to have dreams my hair was falling out. Check out my photos. If I were you I would worry.

What is your most useless talent?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Being a smartass on this site.

Would you eat lab-grown meat?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Of course. If it's good enough for rats it's got be good enough for me.

I can remember 15 passwords, 5 or 10 phone numbers, addresses I lived at years ago and piles if ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Welcome to the club.

When you see a post that reads 'Adult Content', what comes to mind?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I'm thinking of pork right now. Thanks for the inspiration.

Does anyone here

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Yes, but so far I have only been arrested three times, but I have friends with a more extensive records.

LMAO....Has anyone seen the movie Idiocracy?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Yes, and who would have ever thought that movie would be so prophetic?

Don't you want somebody to love??

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Jefferson Airplane? Don't know exactly. That was in another century

Thought you all might like to see my most prized possession.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Very cool.

If you had the character of your dog, what would your date or spouse have to look forward to?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I would probably pee on your couch to mark my territory and sniff your private parts. I would probably do that second part regardlrss.

Question for the Cat Slaves here. Are your cats declawed? If not, do you trim their claws?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Every other claw, half the damage to your curtains.

Describe your real self, warts and all.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Tall, thin, covered in warts. I don't often open up like this.

Ok, I know I'm weird.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Not kidding I have had that conversation with a friend of mine. Ivanka looks like the female alien from the movie Mars Attacks. Check it out.

Hi everyone! I'm new to the site and new to New Mexico. When do you open the pools here?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

If you are not in Northern NM check it out. I lived in Taos for 10 yrs. Most of Santa Fe looks like Bedrock. Yabadabadoo.

What is the one thing you don't like about yourself?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

That I spend too much time on this site!

Telling an atheist "I'll pray for you" is just as offensive as telling a Christian "I'll think ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I just smile and say thank you. I don't want to hurt someone's feelings when they are trying to be nice and supportive. I don't have a problem with Christians who walk the walk, love one another, don't judge, be charitable. They are rare in my experience. The rest are just assholes. None of their institutions are worth wasting my time discussing for they are pure evil.

"Never ask a woman her age" and other stupid rules. Who comes up with this nonsense?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

NEVER, EVER ask how old a woman is, and NEVER, EVER guess their age if they ask. If the number is too low they think you are really sucking up to them. If you are on the money they will be disappointed you didn't go younger. If you go to high, and you will know by the look on their face, just turn and walk away. You have no shot. It doesn't matter where the rules come from, just FOLLOW THE RULES.

Claims to be Pro-Life. Dies. RIP

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Have you seen his son? That is some scary shit.

Where are you from

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Not North Dakota.

I can't figure out how that is going to work.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Maybe the second coming?

Earth Wind and Fire..

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

It is also what you get when you eat really hot chilies.

When travelling around, do you prefer what mode of transport

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Pot.

Fur Seals of Mikkelsen Harbour, Antarctica Feb 2018 These guys are cute as can be.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Don't let the Canadiens see this!

I had to share this

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I wish Popeye could share this.

Procrastination is an awesome thing.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

It also gives you something to look forward to.

Thought this was cute:

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

You were wrong

Imagine if you found a dresser made by Jesus during his "carpenter" days.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Maybe he wasn't very good and that is why started a 2nd career.

Fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

If you use the other hand it feels like someone else.

Since we are all just here to procreate and further our genetic agenda why haven't all of us ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Some things are a given. Like North Dakota sucks.

No. Just no

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

That is what I call a fashion risk.

My dog says that beauty is in the nose of the sniffer! Is that true?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

It certainly was in the 80's.

What's the worst food in the world?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Pretty much anything I would cook.

What's the next fun thing you plan to do?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Play music. It is always the highlight of my week. Unless I find a great donut, then it is a toss up.

What's the next fun thing you plan to do?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Play music.

What’s one of your guilty pleasures?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Guilty and pleasure should never be used in the same sentence. That is a Christian thing!

Have any of you found a soulmate who wants to transcend the mundane, tame the monkey brain and ...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn.

What would be your dream vacation? A place on bucket list that you dream of someday visiting?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Any place not North Dakota!

What's the best thing about being single?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

You can leave the seat up.

I Am Beginning To Fall Out Of Love With Humanity!

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Me too, but I still like to have sex with half of humanity.

Are there humans in here?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

No real proof as I have actually never met anyone on this site face to face. Not sure.

Kindle worth getting?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

It is hard to start a fire without it.

Does the myth of being in a "better place" that is told to grieving humans help them?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I think it started for people born in North Dakota.

Have you ever been in a relationship with someone you were no longer in love with?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Yes, myself.

Golden Rule

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

The Silver Rule for those of us that aren't quite that nice.

Traveling

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Everywhere but North Dakota.

Bored in Louisville...

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I lived in Louisville a long time ago. I worked a Courier Journal and met Mohammed Ali there. Beautiful city. I will always have a warm place in my heart for that city. If I could find something to do in Kansas, there has to be something to do there.

How do vegans determine which kinds of lives to take and which to let live?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

If it doesn't scream or bleed?

Why are people so greedy?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

The same reason we are smart, stupid, generous, selfish, brave, loving, and hateful, we are a piss-poor design. Look at the platypus, left over parts? SIX DAYS! What was the hurry, he had eternity. Obviously did not think things out.

Suicide- thoughts?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

It's a dead end.

Can a atheist and a Christian date.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Sure. Just think how peaceful your Sunday mornings will be.

What's something that has never (or will never) changed about you?

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Being a smartass. Especially the second half of that word. The first half, not so much.

What the hell is it with people that can't tell the difference between loose and lose ???

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

They are a bunch of ignorant loosers!