I'll have the foot long thank you.

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Sometimes the amount of dick we're given is a curse, not a blessing. I feel for the man.

It sure seems that way.

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 4, 2022:

I only have one: no kids.

2023 RNC meeting. Substitute mammals with libs.

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 4, 2022:

You really see the Dems winning in '22 and '24??

Climate change: IPCC scientists say it's 'now or never' to limit warming [bbc.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 4, 2022:

They've been saying that for decades. I don't think anyone who's being honest will say we're not past the point of no return.

Trump Tells Member Of Gays For Trump At Mar-a-Lago: 'You Don't Look Gay'

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 3, 2022:

How the fuck are gay people Trump supporters?

I wouldn't want to be either guy.

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Uugh, I've been the suit. I have a feeling I'm going to be him again at the next work party.

why women live longer than men

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 3, 2022:

That's physics right there baby. Physics and a whole lot of trust.

I know a lot of illogical atheist like to make statement along the lines of, "you cannot use ...

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Uugh...

I have often heard atheists and agnostics accused of believing in nothing, especially by apologists.

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Believers and non-believers alike often feel a sense of pride or superiority that stems from their beliefs or foundations for their briefs. And I get the temptation. I often feel it creeping up when I hear someone say something like, "All abortions should be banned no matter the reason" or "Natural disasters are God's way of punishing mankind for their tolerance of homosexuality." But the truth of the matter is that no one can control what or how many things they believe. People can't even control believing two mutually exclusive things simultaneously, which seems mind boggling. We're all slaves to the black box in our minds that determines for us what is plausible or nonsensical, and it would serve mankind well if we all believed that... even though none of us have any choice in the matter.

That cunt Nikole Hannah-Jones isn't coming to UNC?

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Given the post, I should have you go vote in the poll... "How offensive is the word ;cunt;?"

Yes, I’d have a lot of questions for that cunt!

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Given the meme, I should have you go vote in the poll... "How offensive is the word ;cunt;?"

Well who would have thunk that?

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 3, 2022:

I can't believe everyone doesn't know yet that Mother Teresa was a horrible pile of shit.

Well now, THAT’s just rude.

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Given the meme, I should have you go vote in the poll... "How offensive is the word ;cunt;?"

From something that came up in the Senate: Show of hands, who here has been blocked by ...

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 3, 2022:

He blocked me. Don't know when or why.

Ricky Gervais' Brutal Honesty in Calling Out EVERYONE in Hollywood and No One Punched Him Out! - ...

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I fuckin' love Gervais.

I need to complain: my furnace is broken, for the third time this winter.

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 2, 2022:

Do you know what the problem is yet? I only ask because there are a few things that can be wrong with furnaces that are a quick, cheap (or even free) fix. Most notably, a corroded flame sensor. Just ran into that again this winter and fixed it myself in about 10 min for free. This is probably not helpful info, but I just wanted to make sure.

My sentiments exactly... 5 Reasons to Avoid Ad Hominem Arguments [fee.org] .

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I just wish people knew the difference between an insult and an Ad Hominem.

Because it's Friday, another meme dump! Cheer's!!! 🍻🍾🥂😂😂😂😂😂

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I sure hope they meant *two* typos...

Wink! Wink!

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 1, 2022:

So good!

As more and more stores infringe on family time and open on Thanksgiving, Publix Supermarket is ...

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I support businesses being open any days/hours they feel are the best for their business. I had to work every other weekend and holiday my entire career. There's no legitimate reason why store owners should have to lose profits or people of different or no religion should have to be inconvenienced because of someone else's nonsensical beliefs. Also, when it's the holiday, and you just got off work or you forgot some items you need, it's really nice to have businesses that can and will accommodate you.

Some unexpected change on the ice.

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I would not be surprised if that was something they actually wanted to do though. Plenty of sports have done things specifically to increase scoring and excitement.

Will Smith Refused To Leave Oscars After Slap, Academy Says

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 31, 2022:

That's some bullshit. Just call the police. Fuckin' elites getting away with everything.

I wonder what would happen if all the politicians on the planet just disappeared, that way we would ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Extrapolate that. How wonderful would it be if all *humans* disappeared right now?

I wonder if they are even aware of the irony?

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Is he talking about the peons that are [slowly] being prosecuted, or people like Trump that are getting away scott free?

Looks like we will get some bipartisan support for judge Jackson. [youtu.be]

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Fuck Collins that cunt-faced bitch.

Lots of folks who realized that religion was a tall tale, go on to parrot what they hear from the ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Assuming all of that is true, how exactly is Russia still not the aggressor rolling into the country and bombing the fuck out of them exactly?

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. Short.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Shoer Shore Shote

So who uses a computer at home, and only makes calls on their phone.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Home internet in the US costs me $75/mo. I use Verizon Home Phone Connect, a cheaper option, and that still costs $23/mo. My unlimited cell plan is the cheapest on the market at $25/mo. Even if I eliminated one of my phones that's still about $1200/ year. Don't know how that deal you spoke of could ever happen here.

The science you can learn on the internet is amazing!

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 27, 2022:

I don't give a shit what it is. I don't eat an animal *because* of what kind of animal it was, I eat it because it tastes good. I love how people think that is a convincing argument. People have said to me (because I love cats), "what if I cooked a cat and fed it to you before I told you what it was?" And I'm like, "Well, if it was super delicious, I'd probably say, 'Well, I guess I eat cat now.'"

Betcha didn't know this!!

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 26, 2022:

I always think there's going to be a 'your mom' joke at the end. Here's some of my faves...

One of the most influential scientists of our lifetime, E.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 26, 2022:

For someone always touting the evolutionary roots of religion and claiming because of them we shouldn't wish to eliminate religion, you both sure are quick to think we should somehow collectively dispose of our evolutionarily ingrained tribalism. That doesn't sound contradictory to you??

And now we see why US wants the Ukraine - Russia conflict?

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 25, 2022:

So stupid. Even if it were 100% true that we instigated this all to get a deal to sell gas to the EU, that *STILL* doesn't mean Russia had to take the bait and certainly doesn't mean they need to bomb maternity wards. Your ability to sound more despicable with every successive post is actually pretty impressive.

Just a big Congratulations to @ CourtJester as apparently he now has a PhD (unspecfied) in addition ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Ah ha ha ha ha! That dude is the biggest fuckin' douche. All of the things he says he is are super easy to prove, but he never does because he can't. He's a loser wannabe, and that's all he'll ever be.

Here's another gem for all of the fanatics who lack a sense of humor. Irresistable!

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 25, 2022:

The comic, and anyone who thinks its content poignant, have done nothing but show how incredibly ignorant of Supreme Court precedent they are, while standing in a large, virtual group of people all wearing "I'm with Stupid" T-shirts. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_know_it_when_I_see_it

I'm watching Green Book right now. A good film, eh?

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 24, 2022:

It was okay.

Deshaun Watson spoke with Leonard Fournette and Jarvis Landry about their interest in joining the ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Yeah, why the picture of 'Bron?

What if?

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 23, 2022:

I don't understand what you're trying to say or how it relates to Ukraine...

I think therefore I am, in the plural "we think therefore we are" Descartes would not approve of my ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Technically *everything* that enters your brain changes you regardless of understanding or acceptance.

A Poll: When Trump was President, did you support his withholding of military aid for the Ukraine, ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 22, 2022:

The 3 people who voted for 1 & 4 are fuckin' idiots.

So, I got a package in the mail, which I didn't order.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 21, 2022:

Why would anyone return anything they are not legally obligated to return?

The helical model - our solar system is a vortex - YouTube

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 20, 2022:

I saw this same animation hijacked by flat Earthers to claim the solar system couldn't possibly exist as we're told.

This is simply an amazing, impressive photo-journalistic view of our Population growth and its' ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 20, 2022:

I tried to sign up to get books. Didn't work. Do you know how?

While my LARP group typically battles in the field using soft flexible weapons , we periodically ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Usually our play group requires 3 boosters...

Hahaha……..

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 20, 2022:

YES! Magic the Gathering is the best!

Disappointed I only have men visiting my profile and not lots of cute women 😂

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Join the club, yo. 😝

Boils it down elegantly.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Yup. Been trying for many years to get people to understand the difference between hating people for arbitrary and non-arbitrary reasons.

And this is why I don't allow children around whatever it is I'm drinking.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Or anything else; children are the pits.

Bwaaaahahahahahahaha... Where are all the feminist these days?

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 19, 2022:

This may not be the most popular opinion, but hear me out as it seems most logical: EITHER For a given sport there is no genetic advantage one sex has over the other and ALL people should be playing in the same league/games/etc. and the best athletes get the positions OR For a given sport, one sex *does* have a genetic advantage such that the sport does need separate leagues for the sexes, and thus, it follows logically, that one should not be allowed to break that division. *THIS IS ALL IGNORING THE FACT THAT WE SHOULDN'T REALLY BE CONCERNING OURSELVES WITH SPORTS AT ALL GIVEN THE TIMELINE FOR OUR COLLISION COURSE WITH THE APOCALYPSE.*

Else you'll wait forever.....

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Not sure I can abide the 'modifiers don't matter' premise. 😝

And having coffee in my own mug and picking my nose without making sure nobody is watching me.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 18, 2022:

I prefer shitting *in* my toilet when I get home. Who wants a mess to clean up right after a nice long trip?

A Very Good Point

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Starbucks, Chipotle, and Chick-fil-A are the most overrated, overpriced shit products you can buy. The people who *have* to buy that garbage are the same people who *need* to have giant brand name labels on their clothes or purses that are always more valuable than their contents. But, the biggest complainers about gas prices right now are dumb, gas-guzzlin-truck-driving, Trump-supporting, Putin-supporting, dirty-ass fuckin' Republicans.

I don't know about the rest of you but this Voldemort Putin character is starting to really piss me ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 17, 2022:

But, he's a genius... I know that because a *stable* genius told me.

Quagmire noun an area of miry or boggy ground whose surface yields under the tread; a bog.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Everything I learned I learned from Magic the Gathering.

A cartoon of a cartoon.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Cartoons with false equivalencies are a manifestation of dumb people thinking they're clever.

I have a very good friend who, for the last few years, has been a father figure to me.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 14, 2022:

It's a very long, difficult conversation to have, and would be most difficult for you if you didn't believe it yourself (though you may), but explaining that no one can control what they believe or don't believe is what got you where you are (and, incidentally, him where he is).

In case you want to die

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 14, 2022:

Can that *guarantee* death??

Sloppy Joe Sunday

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Never seen corn and beans in the ol' SJs before.

I think we have another scammer.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Aww, man. You're telling me there isn't a drop dead gorgeous woman that thinks I'm brilliant and wants to follow me??

JFC, could we just not let people who don't know a fucking thing propose and make laws?

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Why do dirty, disgusting fucking Republicans hate women so much?

Lonely guy

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 11, 2022:

I can't figure out what the sticker is *supposed* to be.

He didn't grow a spine until it could line his pockets

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 11, 2022:

He still doesn't have a spine. He's an anthropomorphic pile of congealed rancid bacon grease. That fuck stick said he'd still vote for Trump next election if he were the nominee because he'd still be better than any single democrat.

Poor duck!!!!!!

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 10, 2022:

Sucking stupid? 😝

Whataboutism---The charge is meant to censor the speaker, excuse U.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 10, 2022:

The problem with whataboutism is that even if your reply criticisms are accurate, often times the conclusion the whataboutism user proposes or seems to propose doesn't follow logically. e.g. A: Putin shouldn't be invading a sovereign nation under false pretenses. B: What about Biden? He did/supported the same type of action. So even if B is correct, it doesn't change the fact that A is correct. Whataboutism isn't a counterargument, it's basically just tattling. While it could be important for a larger debate, it's not constructive to the discussion at hand. No one is excusing anything. Just because the US was wrong, doesn't mean we should collectively be fine with everyone continuing to behave poorly. Do you really not see how that is a self-defeating proposition? If you could ever point to anyone doing something wrong, you could never again in the history of mankind call out another for the same wrong behavior. Wasn't it you that made such a claim a few days ago?? The most recent example you could give of the United States conquering land was 177 years ago and you *STILL* used a whataboutism justification for Putin. That is laughably idiotic.

Which would you choose? C for me. I mean, if we're going to do this, let's go all in.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 9, 2022:

I'll take any of them because none of them share a wall with any of my fuckin' neighbors and their leaky-ass, kitchen-destroying shit. C does look pretty bad ass. I think you're right; go all in. D is my second choice.

Godwin's law, short for Godwin's law (or rule) of Nazi analogies, is an Internet adage asserting ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 9, 2022:

With a growing number of self-described Nazis in the US and around the globe, it makes sense...

Arizona Lawmaker Setting Fundraising Records by Calling for Political Violence Arizona state ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 9, 2022:

And she'll probably win...

One should never allow another's nose to dictate when a bath will be taken.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 9, 2022:

You forgot the #terribleadvice at the bottom.

Who is really to blame for high gas prices?

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Everybody loves free market capitalism... until they don't.

Helluva difference!

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 8, 2022:

I thought they'd have used "Pizza Slut".

Dishonest - INTENT to mislead or cheat.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 8, 2022:

I think your description of atheists is dishonest. I think you know full well that a vast majority of atheists wouldn't describe either of those situations as dishonest and your blatant bias against them is causing you to make outlandish and unsupportable claims intentionally to make them look bad. That *is* the proper use of dishonest.

Be glad your not there

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Though the meme is inherently illogical because you can always "compare down," people (especially dumb fuckin' Republicans) who complain about gas prices as if Biden is 100% in control of them are only doing it because there isn't a billion democracy-ending things he's doing like Trump to complain about.

Someone on here recently proclaimed that America, unlike Russia, does not censor people or prevent ...

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 8, 2022:

You guys, the CEO and the entire board of directors of YouTube helped draft the Bill of Rights. So while *normally* one would have to be a complete fucking moron to conflate the actions of a private business and a government, I think in this case @FrayedBear has a point.

[livescience.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 7, 2022:

Fuck all of that. I'm going to start making holsters that hold Bic long-reach lighters and cans of AquaNet hairspray and selling them on Etsy.

An interesting book.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 6, 2022:

Where are the "A devine being named Jesus didn't exist" and "I couldn't possibly give less of a fuck" options?

An unsolicited message I received on Match.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 6, 2022:

I'm super lonely, but I don't think I could stomach knowingly fucking a Republican. Especially one that fuckin' stupid. But maybe I should take a look at her pictures first... 😝

Travel?

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 6, 2022:

US, Canada, Mexico, but my favorite place ever was Jamaica.

Here's one I haven't listened to in a while. [youtu.be]

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 5, 2022:

https://youtu.be/JvUMV1N7eGM

Here's one I haven't listened to in a while. [youtu.be]

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 5, 2022:

https://youtu.be/7vRzJ87ZQzI

Here's one I haven't listened to in a while. [youtu.be]

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 5, 2022:

https://youtu.be/SQ8HNeYLEe4

Here's one I haven't listened to in a while. [youtu.be]

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 5, 2022:

https://youtu.be/AGHT-PpRFE0

Here's one I haven't listened to in a while. [youtu.be]

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Have you heard any of their other songs? They're brilliant. I'll post a couple of my favorites.

collateral damage.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 5, 2022:

This is as illogical as saying, "because a number of people so low it is impossible to track die because they get trapped in their vehicle by their seat belt, no one should *have* to wear them." You need to go to your local Community College and sign up for both a logic class and a statistics class. Maybe you'll stop saying dumb shit online. . . . . Probably not though.

Do you believe in coincidence? Ever say "I don't believe in coincidence"?

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 4, 2022:

What else is there?

The first Tweet is fake, but the second is real Ok, both are fake, but plausible ;-)

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 4, 2022:

That one, sadly, is fake too. https://thedispatch.com/p/fact-check-an-alleged-tweet-from?s=r

Is there a relationship between personality and intelligence?

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 3, 2022:

I wouldn't think there was any correlation between those two things.

I had one of my illogical atheist friends ask me about my take on a specific verse in biblical text.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 2, 2022:

Just me or did that go way off the rails?

I don't think so... [alaskasnewssource.com]

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 1, 2022:

I do love me some 'kers light.

"If you’re lonely when you’re alone, you’re in bad company.

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 1, 2022:

Thank you for this. I also think that saying is bullshit. It is a trite meaningless phrase that people like to think is empowering. They slap it on someone's face who has said it, or more likely, someone who didn't, to create a meme while completely disregarding nuance and degrees and display it on their Facebook to let all of the people they're "friends" with know how enlightened they are.

I am for equality Men, don't be shy

ChestRockfield comments on Mar 1, 2022:

😖

More mosquitoes

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 28, 2022:

Ticks are going to be a bad one. They're going to be spreading Lyme disease to areas where doctors never see it. It's hard to diagnose even for doctors that live in areas where it happens.

Ok, I know this should be better the the picture viewer.

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 27, 2022:

We only think it's cool because of nostalgia. Imagine going back in time and giving a magic box to 10 year old you that's the size of deck of cards that could somehow get practically any song that had ever been recorded and beam it to your ears wirelessly... that can also show you every picture you've ever taken and let all of your friends see them too no matter where in the world they are... that can also let you talk to anyone you want... that can allow you to pay for stuff or have shit you wanted sent directly to your house or have a pizza brought to you wherever you might be, even in a park. Kids today live in an amazing time, just like our time was amazing compared to our grandparents' time.

Who else got these in their picture packs in school?

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 27, 2022:

We got those at Cedar Point.

‘Pray for Ukraine’: Religious leaders call for peace and God’s protection In response to ...

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 27, 2022:

Phew! I was worried about the Ukrainian people before, but now that I know people are praying I can sleep tight.

Very apt now

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 27, 2022:

I don't know why people got upset with Colbert over the 'Trump's mouth would make a good cock holster for Putin'. It's not homophobic. That doesn't suggest there's anything wrong with a man giving a beej. It simply suggests that Trump is subservient and desires to pleasure the man he loves.

I'd say so!

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 27, 2022:

Yeah, the transitive property doesn't lie.

Upon checking into a hotel, what does an atheist do with the ubiquitous bibble?

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 27, 2022:

I haven't seen a Bible in a hotel in years. But taking it to cost a religious group money sounds like a good deed to me. I always take pamphlets and stuff when religious zealots are handing them out and throw them in the garbage.

A recent post from our little community @Unity has spurred a question in my tiny but hungry mind.

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 27, 2022:

Those *should* be the same thing.

Hope this brightens your day. 💕

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 26, 2022:

If you wanna see super cute real sloths... https://youtu.be/qYKrqd9VacY

A long horned beetle from French Guiana. Four inches long.

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 26, 2022:

Gross

Time for a reality check.

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 26, 2022:

I understand less and less each day why people think I'm the crazy one for wanting to die. This world and inhabitants are fucking awful.