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I k it best to pitch a tent in the garden and sign the mortgage over to the invading ant army. I ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:
Perhaps if you feed them you can become their new queen and have an army at your disposal ?
I wonder if I ever show up in other people's dreams and do weird shit?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 30, 2018:
Oh dear. I bet I do. Looool
Hey, hey! Whatcha....oh...oh...ooooohh!!
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 12, 2018:
I was all excited,till I saw this was a post by another woman. :(
Damn. Looks someone finally did it. She actually laughed her ass off.
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 3, 2018:
Maybe taking some assetometaphin will help?;)
Mystery meat group.. any guesses?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 16, 2018:
Deer vagina?
Still "404's" showing up, folks! Warning Will Robinson!
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:
That's the code we used for potty breaks at my old job. Just so ya know I'm getting giggles out of these posts....
Read a great quote today: " In a world where everyone wears a mask, it is a privilege to see a ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 2, 2018:
That is a damn good quote.
To the one who carries the very red pail and shovel - So have you found anything interesting? some ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 30, 2018:
Can you tell a lot about a person based on movies they watch?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 9, 2018:
I fall asleep halfway through most. Wonder what that says about me?
"God cannot be mocked"
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:
They would need to know how to read,write and use technology to use the internet,so....
Yesterday there was a post in the Senate regarding being notified if you've been blocked. Regarding ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 25, 2018:
Not a thing. I think you see the situation very clearly.
Don't look at me
OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 11, 2018:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/men-vs-women-who-are-safer-drivers/ Just gonna leave this right here for all those "women can't drive" folks.....
We'll see if the first one flies...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:
The first one is fucking hilarious.
Telling women not to do things because "it's not safe" is a big pet peeve of mine. I am aware ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 24, 2018:
Love how men are popping on this post to remind us of the very real dangers posed only to women. Funny I don't see women on here saying anything like that and you'd think we'd be the ones to know, wouldn't you?
My posts are going to be an erratic balance of deep philosophical questions, smartassery and prose ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Looking forward to it, then!
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, When I wore a younger man's clothes. OK ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Too bad its not a woman. Perfect Tuna Piano pun opportunity.
The tragedy of Our Generation... The Mixing of drugs.
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Wine in coffee, wtf. Needs to be whiskey or at least vodka. Heathens!
Good morning!
OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 23, 2018:
Hehehe good morning GG
Do Scottish Androids Dream of humping Electric Sheep?
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:
And getting wasted,crashing cars and sexually assaulting people is an Andy Dick move
I do find it a bit odd & amusing that we actually have more Mods than members!
OpposingOpposum comments on Oct 28, 2018:
Set up that way to avoid trolls. You have to be a mod to post or comment, which means one of us vets you. Speaking of which, whens thr last time you had a flea dip??
Idk why I still take mirror selfies? Maybe I am too afraid of the front facing camera. Going to see ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 17, 2018:
My truth.
Today's little feature... on desktop, you should now be able to mouse-over a (and most usernames) ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 30, 2018:
Love it. Can we write our own? Mine would be " pretty bitchy but really nice sometimes".
I wanted to share my experience today with bastard Canadian geese. Rather than a fb link I uploaded ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 10, 2019:
Got chased across purdue campus by a flock once, thought I was gonna die. They are dicks.
When you can't find an opossum meme....
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 14, 2018:
Some bear fun for Eric...(last one especially)...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Poor guys probably dreaming of being eaten by jehovah witness bears rn
WOTMQ: I'm a Saved Atheist! [youtube.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:
You're trying to go mormon so you can hook up with that mother/daughter set captnron posted last week,aren't you?
What a shit year it's turning out to be already. On Sunday (so technically last year) my very ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 4, 2019:
Big big hugs.
If you ever have a problem of a minor inconvenience and you need help...you should call, the ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:
Ah THAT'S where those LPs got to.
I was very excited this morning to learn that I'd received the 80th visitor to my humble profile. ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:
Ok everyone, time to stalk the crap out of @beansontoast !
How Fake Psychics Fool Their Victims... [youtube.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:
I have a friend whos into this stuff but I think she'd be sad if I ruined it for her.
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 14, 2018:
Lol! Hey @DeeTee
Prom date ..
OpposingOpposum comments on May 16, 2018:
Eww. Who takes a lot lizard to prom?
We all have that one fantasy celebrity cheat. Who is yours? Mine is Rachel Maddow.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:
Jason momoa for sure!
Been pretty down. Still no smell or taste (6 weeks now). Nauseous for four days. Woke up with my ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2019:
Hi everyone. I've been gone for a while, don't know if you noticed! I am back with a regretful plea....
OpposingOpposum comments on May 13, 2018:
Hey! I am so sorry this is happening. Hugs
RIP Margot Kidder My favorite Lois Lane.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 14, 2018:
So sad. I loved her as lois lane
In poor taste....Definitely! But too funny to refrain from sharing.
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/more-women-think-shaving-pubic-hair-is-hygenic-despite-health-risks-a7110726.html%3famp Just gonna leave this here and go pic out my 'fro
Yeah, what's that about?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 16, 2018:
Dang. She's got her dads build, doesnt she?
The grass needs mowing. Haven't had the energy for a bit. I just tripped over one of the baby ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 18, 2018:
I'm so sorry,AmiSue. Wish I could help.
Apologies for the snake shit during the movie 🤣! I'll bring another critter next time. I'm just ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 2, 2018:
Hahaha. You should cross post this to the lawnmowers and nonsense group. I'm sad I missed that.
Man Who Liked the “Wrong” Girl Had His Eyes Scooped Out By His Muslim Family – Friendly ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:
This is so horribly sad and awful. That poor man.
Holy Hell now I remember why the only people on my grandmother's side that I ever deal with are my ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 26, 2018:
That sounds so stressful. Glad you ended the day around loving people.
Verdad (True)
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 10, 2018:
What is this? It's not insulting or snarky at all? I'm offended! Oh right, this is memes. I see you're pmaying the meta game.
Blah blah blah
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 24, 2018:
Man, I enjoy your work!
BREAKING: SCOTUS Allows States To Purge Voter Rolls Of 'Inactive' Voters [youtube.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 11, 2018:
Senate Votes to Confirm Bridenstine as NASA Administrator [space.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 20, 2018:
Just waiting for him to begin dismantling It from within, like the rest of the republican appointees. Some days I'm pissed I didn't wake up dead.
So we have that to look forward to..... Which is nice.
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:
Fun game to play. Whenever the rapture is announced, get some old clothes and such and arrange them in public places. I've gotten to do it twice now. Can't wait for the next one!
Wow! Deep. People fined and jailed for dissing their gov't? What should be done if the gov't ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 7, 2019:
Gee. That sounds familiar....
Having a beautiful morning already! Look at the treasures I found! A pink tree, a tree and a small...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:
So pretty! Great luck catching that bird family. Thanks for sharing, this made me smile.
I found a , , wild cecropia moth cocoon while salamander hunting in early March. I noticed in my FB...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 11, 2018:
My new go to insult....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:
Yep. Using it.
Periodic humor....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Evolutionists are flocking to view this wall stain said to resemble Darwin
OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Looks like Squidward to me.
I warned @Blindbird, I really did...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:
Also @triggered....
So within meeting someone on here, how quick are you to give out your personal number, email, social...
OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Multiple interactions. Generally a few pm's back and forth at least. I think half a dozen people on here have my number and perhaps 10 are on my fb list now.
Secret gift books for your theist friends' kids. shhhhh....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:
Does the fact that I'd read these to my kids make me a bad parent?
AI is designing inspirational posters and theyre hilarious. [inspirobot.me] Ill show you mine, ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 14, 2018:
@Wurlitzer, you made my day.
Does anyone have a history of falling prey to manipulation? My natural instinct to peer pressure or ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 6, 2018:
My best advice is to slow down. I have to check in with myself all the time. Anyone who's trying to rush you into decisions IS most likely manipulating you on some level.
You were warned.....
OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:
Pretty accurate here!
Cat Traps pt. 12: Pants trap, redux...... As reported in pt 11, the "pants trap" is quite ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 9, 2018:
So cute!
Was there a particularly pivotal year for you? Mine was 30, nearly 15 years ago. During that year,...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 13, 2018:
I had 3 such years. At 28 both my parents passed away and a lot changed in my life. At 31 I had my 1st son and everything changed again. At 36 I got sick, went to the Dr and found out I have a chronic illness so I changed my whole life again.
How would your perfect dating profile read?
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 3, 2018:
"Has to be seen to be believed" just spend 20 minutes with me. No seriously, any longer than that and you'll realize I'm really bitchy.
Troubling beliefs
OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 28, 2018:
That last one frightens me very much. Apathy is our greatest enemy.
Instructions for dst
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Now here's a truth bomb!
We don't teach uncertainty and that's a problem. It is inherent in science to have doubts and the ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:
This is so very important. So many people are terrified of being uncertain or the possibility of being wrong. The ability to admit that you don't know an answer is the first step to finding that answer.
Florida nights
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 14, 2018:
So very spot on
I’ve been kind of distant lately. I am up at my moms, for the month of June, helping her through ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 15, 2018:
I am really, really sorry all that happened. I wish I could help?
This dark enough for you?
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Yep. That's about right. :(
I should run for political office just to see what kind of dirt they dig up on me. It would be nice ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Yes please! I'd vote for you.
Libraries Give Us Power?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:
Nah. Change is not automatic degeneracy. People have been complaining about "youngsters and technology" since the invention of books. The same criticisms greet each new level of tech.
I have just had the following private exchange with "Andrew" (not his real name) in Messenger: ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 16, 2018:
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:
Grammer can still get you laid....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:
Grandma can get you laid? What now?
Welcome to kindling @kensmile4u!
OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:
On my walk this morning.
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 20, 2018:
Handsome pup!
Christian Author Says Vaccines Are 'Evil' Because The Bible Never Mentions Them
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:
The stupid,it burns.
Americans Want to Believe Jobs are the Solution to Poverty
OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 13, 2018:
Yes. There is massive denial about the plight of the working poor in the U.S. people come up with every excuse and reason to blame the workers when it's these massive corporations refusing to pay people a living wage so CEOs and shareholders can get massive payouts. Well past time we were out in the streets demanding change.
Greetings from Palm Bay, Florida
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 9, 2018:
EDIT Folks, this was an attempt at sarcastic humor. Apparently it didn’t come across that way. ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 20, 2018:
FYI being agnostic or atheist does not preclude having a stick up ones ass. Good grief people, calm the fuck down. Bunch of pearl clutching baby eaters 'round here I swear.
Happy Cinco De Mayo
OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:
Cuts grass, and ferilizes lawn. Difficult to not adore. Prefers fig newtons, will damage your car. ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:
I need a goat or 3
Be honest! Have you ever let someone just fall during church when they caught the Holy Ghost?
OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 17, 2018:
Never experienced that but it sounds hilarious.
Dead People Explain The Consequences of Atheism, Godless Cranium [youtube.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:
Bahahaha. We are the borg:p
Shel Silverstein nails it.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 10, 2018:
Absolutely adore shel silverstein.
I knew I liked plants for a reason.
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 10, 2018:
How odd are we allowed to be?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:
Can we talk about how sad I am we don't have rent a goat around here. I need a couple for my backyard :)
Hoping this will be a very good day for me. I have an interview with Greenpeace today and a little ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Thanks guys! I got the job and it looks like I'll be moving to St Pete. Gotta find a roomie!!
I'm just here to eat popcorn.....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:
Nah just two guys comparing the size of their packages.
Some bleakness...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Oh yay.
Speaking of bribes... [huffingtonpost.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:
Yup. Blatant corruption. How is this piece of trash in the white house instead of the big house?
3 Year Olds Then and Now
OpposingOpposum comments on May 29, 2018:
Trust me, they still eat mud.
What If Facebook Were a Real Place? | The Daily Show ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 7, 2018:
Lol. So very true.
Pay it forward....
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 8, 2018:
Ask and ye shall receive. Boobies!
Good morning and happy Friday! My mouth feels fairly well, just a little sore, but no real pain, ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 7, 2018:
Good morning GG!
How to deal with a bitch. I'm driving to Italy over 3 days alone, with my two adopted bitches, one ...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:
Aren't there doggy diaper things for that?
Pick your battles boo
OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 16, 2018:
Hahaha yes! Bonus, it pisses the fools off when you refuse to engage.
Secret world: The women in the UK who cannot report sexual abuse At the age of 37, Grace has ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:
This is heartbreaking. Poverty and power structures in our society have caused so much suffering its mind numbing.
Test the shit out of that thing!
OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:
Delightfully silly.
Hi everyone, i have been away for a brief moment because have been dealing with some life ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 31, 2018:
Hugs @Twishield. I hope you get the rest you need.
"Wow, you love to write! Unfortunately, we limit your bio size to 5000 characters." LOL! I bet ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 11, 2018:


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