Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

😂😂😂😂

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Right in the fucking nuts! Lol

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Yup! It's gonna happen! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban More than that but only 3 is a good enough excuse as to why I said what I said! Lol

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

I don't know if you're familiar with this cartoon! Love it! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Here's a small clip, hope you enjoy it! https://youtu.be/VFURd_EOIuU

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Well we know! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban My daughter and her boyfriend went to go see Gojira this weekend and really loved the band, I'm such a proud momma, had tears in my eyes! 🤘🖤🎸🖤🤘🎸

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Why some are now ex's! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban I wanted to, especially when they would say, why do you listen to that crap! 😡😡😡😡

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Well we know! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban My kid's too, I'm not a grandma yet, so we'll see when that happens! They're going to get Sabbath and Slayer onesies! Lol

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Well in El Paso, TX. we went to Chicos Tacos drunk as shit!!! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban More times than we remember! Lol

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

No crybabies! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Yes!!!!

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Cheer's!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Couldn't help it! Lol

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

No crybabies! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Me too!!!! Love Sabbath!!!!!

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Cheer's!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban You're a simple woman too? Lol

Beats working for a living.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Cheer's!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Yay!!!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 I'm a simple woman, just give me some beers and crank up some metal and I'm a happy person! 🖤❤️🎸🤘🍻🍻🍻🎸🖤🤘🤘

Amon Amarth - under the Northern star [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

Saw them open for Slayer a few years ago! I'm going to go step on the stickers outside of my house! Lol!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garf I grow beautiful burr weeds in my yard, so when my kitties come back inside and I'm walking barefoot around my house, I always step on those fuckers! Lol

Beats working for a living.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2022:

@michellegar1 @lauren @prailina1 @diaco New target

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban We're never gentle! We know how you really like it! Lol!!!

Amon Amarth - under the Northern star [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

Saw them open for Slayer a few years ago! I'm going to go step on the stickers outside of my house! Lol!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garf I wish I was talking about those but what I meant are these motherfuckers! OUCH!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

The power of prayer.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

More TP hoarder's!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@glennlab Ba dum tiss! Lol

The power of prayer.

Garban comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Stepping away for an hour. You guys rock!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Didn't mean to make you feel bad, but yeah see you later and what Glen said, we'll definitely do this again! 🎉🤘🍾🎊

The power of prayer.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2022:

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MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban I always do! Lol

The power of prayer.

Garban comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Stepping away for an hour. You guys rock!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Ah man, you ruined my fun! Lol

The power of prayer.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Again?!?!!😂

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban So is she, that's she keeps going back for more! Lol

The power of prayer.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Again?!?!!😂

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Poor cucumber or happy cucumber? Lol

The power of prayer.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

I surely do, I always loved my bed more than you! Lol!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Better than dealing with that relationship! Lol

The power of prayer.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Trying to help!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban Will cause hallucinations for day's! Lol

The power of prayer.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2022:

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MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@glennlab At least Eyore was finally put out of his misery! Lol

The power of prayer.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2022:

18

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@glennlab 🔥😭😂

The power of prayer.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2022:

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MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@glennlab Actually it is grandma! Lol

Happy Saturday!!! 😂🤗😂🤗😂😂

Tejas comments on Apr 30, 2022:

"Imma be up there like weee" that one got me!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Tejas Woohoo!!!! Lol!!!

Happy Saturday!!! 😂🤗😂🤗😂😂

AnonySchmoose comments on Apr 30, 2022:

🤣😅🤣😂🤣 Very original memes, Michelle. Love satire on Saturdays! 😍🥰😍🥰😍

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@AnonySchmoose I know where on FB to steal memes from! Lol!!!

Happy Saturday!!! 😂🤗😂🤗😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Another reason to avoid people.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@glennlab That's why I'm so happy it's Saturday! Lol

Happy Saturday!!! 😂🤗😂🤗😂😂

St-Sinner comments on Apr 30, 2022:

All very good.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@St-Sinner Thank you!

Happy Saturday!!! 😂🤗😂🤗😂😂

Garban comments on Apr 30, 2022:

The picture in the bra was best🤣. I love smart asses.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@Garban I do too! Lol!!!

Snake season started early this year.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

I wish you could put it on my roof to feast on pigeons!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@azzow2 I've seen those on my neighbors roof's with pigeon poop on them!

I'm an expert dandelion horticulturalist.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

You grow dandelions, I grow beautiful sticker weed's!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 30, 2022:

@HankSherman Too bad! Lol!!!

My parents were enjoying their honeymoon, little did they know, I came to fuck shit up! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2022:

Lots of good insight.lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 29, 2022:

@glennlab 😂😂😂

I'm an expert dandelion horticulturalist.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

You grow dandelions, I grow beautiful sticker weed's!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 29, 2022:

@zeuser Would be fun! Lol

[youtu.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 28, 2022:

🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 29, 2022:

@Garf Woohoo!!!! 🤘🤘🤘

Hoping to make you all laugh! Another meme dump!

p-nullifidian comments on Apr 28, 2022:

To be fair, God fucked Joseph’s fiancé. 😂

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 28, 2022:

@Diogenes True! Lol

Hoping to make you all laugh! Another meme dump!

p-nullifidian comments on Apr 28, 2022:

To be fair, God fucked Joseph’s fiancé. 😂

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 28, 2022:

@p-nullifidian @racocn8 God is the ultimate douchebag! Lol

Good morning!!! Another meme dump!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2022:

What kind of music do they play?

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 27, 2022:

@zeuser sounds like grindcore metal!

Just because I'm bored! Lol!!! [youtu.be]

Garf comments on Apr 26, 2022:

🤘🤘🎸🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 26, 2022:

@Garf 🤘🎸🤘🎸🤘🎸🤘🎸

Fake Identity/Account : [agnostic.

Pralina1 comments on Apr 26, 2022:

Y’all know , diaco not bcz he wasn’t here , but rest of u should remeber him ! He has been here 6 f x 😂. He has been a chef , a doctor , an engineer , and I don’t remember the rest . He is a joke , and like herpes , he won’t go away 😂😂😂😂😂

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 26, 2022:

@Pralina1 I think alex12 was also recently Christophe or something like that! Lol!!!

Just because I'm bored! Lol!!! [youtu.be]

Seriousreason comments on Apr 26, 2022:

SLIPKNOT . Universally loved . Can't go wrong with one of their songs. 🤘🔥🤘. Just one of the maggots.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 26, 2022:

@Seriousreason 🤘🙂🤘🎸🎸🎸🤘🤘🤘🤘

Can you believe my son is laughing at me because I am getting dinner ready and dancing because of ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 25, 2022:

Here's another classic! Lol!!! https://youtu.be/ZqcXgODTeOU

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 25, 2022:

@TomMcGiverin Here's the original song from the original band that wrote it! Enjoy! Lol https://youtu.be/qqK1FrO3BdM

Good morning!!!!

AnonySchmoose comments on Apr 25, 2022:

Uncle Frank had the best philosophy of death. 😂🤣😂

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 25, 2022:

@AnonySchmoose Yes! I told my kid's that's what I want them to do once I'm dead!

Magical herbs and their uses

Garban comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Bacon for long life. T-bone for sexual stamina. Pork chops for protection from politicians. Fried chicken for protection from the evil eye. Cheeseburger for constipation. I need a cheeseburger.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 25, 2022:

@Garban I'm from Texasss, I need lot's of pork chops! Lol

Good morning!!!!

AnonySchmoose comments on Apr 25, 2022:

Uncle Frank had the best philosophy of death. 😂🤣😂

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 25, 2022:

@AnonySchmoose Right! Just laugh don't mourn it!

Driving in Texas.......

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 25, 2022:

Don't forget the smell of gas! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 25, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz We do drive like shit, I'll admit it!! Yeah driving here is almost like scenes from Mad Max! Lol

Happy Saturday!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2022:

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MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 23, 2022:

@glennlab

I hope this works. [scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net]

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2022:

Jesus, feeling around: Where the fuck did I put my foreskin?

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 22, 2022:

@zeuser 😂😂😂😂😂

Happy 420! LMAO!!! [nypost.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 21, 2022:

They got the dark and alone part right. I don't do velvet. If I had the ground ashes of my exes, I would probably smoke them.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 21, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Perfect! Lol

Happy 420! LMAO!!! [nypost.com]

Lauren comments on Apr 20, 2022:

I can't really deny it... I'm a Cancer and I do like weed brownies... in bed. 🤣 🙃 🤣

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 21, 2022:

@Lauren I love my bed too! I hate when the alarm clock ring's and I have to get up and go to work!

Happy 420! LMAO!!! [nypost.com]

Lauren comments on Apr 20, 2022:

I can't really deny it... I'm a Cancer and I do like weed brownies... in bed. 🤣 🙃 🤣

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 20, 2022:

@Lauren I think that's the best way to eat any brownie! Lol

Happy 420! LMAO!!! [nypost.com]

Diaco comments on Apr 20, 2022:

GEMINI :D 😄🤣😆 " Unable to decide on a strand or a method of ingestion, Gemini does everything all at once and is found days later in a snorkel mask teaching their dog Morse code. "

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 20, 2022:

@Diaco 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm supposed to be a Gemini, I was laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂😂

Ugh!!! Monday!!!!!

JackPedigo comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Thanks for this. The shoe salesman bit brought back a funny memory. This was a really sexists show but too many loved it. My daughter and I would watch it and laugh. My former partner would come in and look disgusted at how much we followed this show. I wonder how many remember "Married with ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 18, 2022:

@JackPedigo I used to watch it every Sunday night! I sometimes watch the reruns on Logo.

The perfect Easter gift for the Christian's in your family! 😂😂😂😂😂 [ebay.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Not to mention the Governor of Texas....

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🎊🎉😂😂🤣🤣

The perfect Easter gift for the Christian's in your family! 😂😂😂😂😂 [ebay.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Not to mention the Governor of Texas....

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz As long as that motherfucker lightens up!

The perfect Easter gift for the Christian's in your family! 😂😂😂😂😂 [ebay.com]

Pralina1 comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Is that a joke or a new fashion for them ? 😂

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@Pralina1 😂😂😂😂😂

The perfect Easter gift for the Christian's in your family! 😂😂😂😂😂 [ebay.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Not to mention the Governor of Texas....

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Either way, he'd still love it! Lol

The perfect Easter gift for the Christian's in your family! 😂😂😂😂😂 [ebay.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Not to mention the Governor of Texas....

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz We can shove it up his conservative ass! Lol

Texasss!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Mofo1953 comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Texsucks and Floriduh, who has the dumbest fucks in power????

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@Mofo1953 😂😂😂😂

More Easter memes 🤣🤣🤣

Oldman51 comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Remember he died for your sins so go out an sin.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@Oldman51 woohoo!!!!

Russian navy trouble.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 17, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Priceless!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@silverotter11 Pinch, choke, I owe you a coke! Lol!!!

Texasss!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 17, 2022:

I just hope the people of Texass will figure out who is truly responsible for this bullshit. 😡

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy I hope so too!

Texasss!!!! 😂😂😂😂

bobwjr comments on Apr 17, 2022:

He's so fucking stupid it hurts

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@bobwjr I fucking agree! Lol

I will now refer to Easter as Happy Terminator Day!

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2022:

There are better questions, but none that the christians can answer.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@glennlab Exactly! Lol

More Easter memes 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2022:

good ones

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@glennlab Thank you!

Texasss!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Killtheskyfairy comments on Apr 17, 2022:

And yet that’s a national border and it’s interrupting interstate commerce, both of which are under federal jurisdiction as far as I know. Why doesn’t Biden send in the feds?

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@Killtheskyfairy I drive along the border everyday, this has been going on for a long time! It's mostly on this side crossing over into Mexico. 18 wheelers parked along the highway, which causes the after work drive to be a nightmare driving home! Nothing will ever get done, I'm sure it's all about money.

Texasss!!!! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2022:

You missed throwing Briar Rabbit into the briar patch. ( sending asylum seekers to the DC area where they are more likely to get their cases approved)

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@glennlab 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Texasss!!!! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2022:

You missed throwing Briar Rabbit into the briar patch. ( sending asylum seekers to the DC area where they are more likely to get their cases approved)

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 17, 2022:

@glennlab That's the only good thing that motherfucker is doing that's finally right! He's from El Paso and knows how we are a sister city of Juarez, Mexico, I think his wife is from there.

Yup! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ludo comments on Apr 16, 2022:

My parents were having a dinner party. I was walking through the living room, carrying some albums, when my aunt said, "Oh, let's listen to the young people's music!". Oooookay... I put on track one of Black Sabbath. Stunned silence, finally broken by another aunt exclaiming, "Oh My Gawd! He has the...

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 16, 2022:

@Ludo Yeah people don't understand! I remember one guy I was dating told me that he listens to all music and would like to hear metal music, so I turned on my Sirius radio had it on liquid metal station and he told me to turn it off! Lol!!!!

For the year I've been having! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Geeze things here have been so fucked up I just finally got to clean up my email inboxes.... Been to busy for the last week and a few days to do much about it and I ended up with so much it took the entire day to go through all my emails.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 15, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I'm hoping! Yeah it's been a shit show no doubt and the governor of Texas sucks major donkey balls!

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

Davekp comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Wishing you and your mom a good day !! 🌞

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 15, 2022:

@Davekp Thank you!

For the year I've been having! 😂😂😂😂

HankSherman comments on Apr 15, 2022:

If there were a way I could lend you some peace of mind, I would....hopefully things will stop piling up on you.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 15, 2022:

@HankSherman Thank you!🤗

For the year I've been having! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Geeze things here have been so fucked up I just finally got to clean up my email inboxes.... Been to busy for the last week and a few days to do much about it and I ended up with so much it took the entire day to go through all my emails.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 15, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz My mom had a stroke December 29th and has been in and out the hospital since for seizures and she's had another stroke, so yeah I wish I had your problems! I don't know how much longer I will have my mom, I don't want that day to come and that's how I've been living my life everyday.

For the year I've been having! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Geeze things here have been so fucked up I just finally got to clean up my email inboxes.... Been to busy for the last week and a few days to do much about it and I ended up with so much it took the entire day to go through all my emails.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 15, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I wish I had your problems!

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

JackPedigo comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Sorry to hear of your mom. Strokes can be so stressful. One never knows what the after affects can be. The fence one was an ouch for me. When I was about 11 we had built a treehouse on a space next to our back yard. My dad said it was dangerous and said we had to take it down so we did. There ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 14, 2022:

@JackPedigo Thank you! This is the 3rd one, luckily she can still talk, somewhat and walk. Her gait isn't as strong but she can walk. The doctors don't know why she keeps having stroke's, I'm just afraid for a final one and I lose my mom!

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

Lauren comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Absolutely cuss the whole time - it helps. I'm so sorry to hear your mom is in the hospital again. Sending many, many hugs.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 14, 2022:

@Lauren ❤️🤗❤️🤗❤️🤗

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

bobwjr comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Sorry about your mom sweety

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 14, 2022:

@bobwjr Thank you!

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

Babyoda comments on Apr 13, 2022:

I hope everything is o.k. I told Boom she sends her thoughts and prayers, just kidding, she sends her love. 🤗

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 14, 2022:

@actofdog 😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗🤗🤗 Thank you, both of you! Thanks for the chuckle too! Send her my love in return! I love her dancing videos on Facebook! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

tinkercreek comments on Apr 13, 2022:

So sorry for your mom's illness, and I hope she recovers. Glad you can share some great laughs with us!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 14, 2022:

@tinkercreek Thank you! 🤗

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

Lorajay comments on Apr 14, 2022:

I hope your mom is able to recover and I'm glad you have found a coping strategy.HUGS 🤗

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 14, 2022:

@Lorajay I have! Thank you! 🤗 I'm taking care of her, she's staying with me, she was discharged today and I had her watching South Park and she said laughter is the best medicine! I'm happy she was laughing today!

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

Garban comments on Apr 13, 2022:

That poor white cat appears to be in between a state of bored, stoned, and traumatized. Good luck🤗

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 13, 2022:

@Garban Thank you! 🤗

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Sorry to hear about your mom, hang in there! <3

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 13, 2022:

@zeuser Thank you!!! 🤗

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

Lauren comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Absolutely cuss the whole time - it helps. I'm so sorry to hear your mom is in the hospital again. Sending many, many hugs.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 13, 2022:

@Lauren Thank you! This year has been a real shit show! 🤗

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

Marionville comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Best wishes for a good recovery for your mum. Black humour can definitely help!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 13, 2022:

@Marionville Black humor and black metal help me so much! Thank you! 🤗

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Cuss, post, do whatever it takes to make it more bearable. I'm sorry to hear about your mom, I hope she recovers soon.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 13, 2022:

@glennlab Thank you, me too! 🤗

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

NHjulie comments on Apr 13, 2022:

I'm so sorry about your mom. Hoping for the best.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 13, 2022:

@NHjulie Thank you! 🤗

[youtu.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 11, 2022:

🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 12, 2022:

@Seriousreason He does! 🤘

Good morning! 😝😝😝😂😂😂

miklthetaz comments on Apr 11, 2022:

ha

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 12, 2022:

@miklthetaz I know the feeling!

For those who are fortunate enough to actually have a sexual partner here are some tips for ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 11, 2022:

My partner is 2400 miles away!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@JackPedigo Awwww!!!! Yes, a sense of humor is very important in a relationship, it's high on there for me! So happy to hear you both were together for so long, gives me hope! I really love my metalhead222 and hope we make it!

Good morning! 😝😝😝😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

I've got a ton of coffee to go with my bacon.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@glennlab Mmmm bacon!!! Now I want a bacon sandwich! Lol

For those who are fortunate enough to actually have a sexual partner here are some tips for ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 11, 2022:

My partner is 2400 miles away!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@azzow2 Already stocked! Lol

For those who are fortunate enough to actually have a sexual partner here are some tips for ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 11, 2022:

My partner is 2400 miles away!

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@JackPedigo How long did the good times last?

Good morning! 😝😝😝😂😂😂

Garban comments on Apr 11, 2022:

The morning social lubricant.🤣

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@Garban And drug! Lol

From the mouth of babes! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Come on, "pull my finger" is classic dad humor.

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@zeuser 😂😂

From the mouth of babes! 😂😂😂

AnonySchmoose comments on Apr 11, 2022:

They're all wonderful 😋🥰😊 wtf - baptize a cat? 😂😜🤣

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@AnonySchmoose Thank you! 😻😻😻 I wish we were given details about baptizing the cat! 😂😂😂😂

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MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 11, 2022:

🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@Seriousreason But Randy Blythe's growl! 🤘🎸🤘🎸🤘🎸🤘🎸🤘🎸🤘🎸

Why are some breakups harder than others?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I think because of the feelings we build with certain people. I'm thinking about breaking thing's with metalhead222. He was going to move here under his conditions. His conditions are as follows: 1. He's not going to work for a year because he took care of his mom. He just got a job in ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@azzow2 Thank you!

Why are some breakups harder than others?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I think because of the feelings we build with certain people. I'm thinking about breaking thing's with metalhead222. He was going to move here under his conditions. His conditions are as follows: 1. He's not going to work for a year because he took care of his mom. He just got a job in ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@azzow2 Him and I finally had a good conversation, talked about it and came to a resolution. We made up and we're going to work things out. He gave me a week to cool off and we're good!

A new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@glennlab How cool! Sounds like a good time!