When you bang your little toe

CaroleKay comments on May 20, 2018:

Haha! Thank you for the Not gay porn meme!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 20, 2018:

You're welcome

When you bang your little toe

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Is "little toe" his street name?

MichelleGar1 replies on May 20, 2018:

@Squirrel LMAO

When you bang your little toe

zorialoki comments on May 20, 2018:

I had a horse pivot on my foot while I was opening a gate. Stubbing my to is the least of my worries

MichelleGar1 replies on May 20, 2018:

LMAO

Opeth- Patterns in the Ivy [youtu.be]

patchoullijulie comments on May 19, 2018:

I like this...a lot. (Y)

MichelleGar1 replies on May 19, 2018:

@patchoullijulie thank you and you're welcome

Opeth- Patterns in the Ivy [youtu.be]

patchoullijulie comments on May 19, 2018:

I like this...a lot. (Y)

MichelleGar1 replies on May 19, 2018:

@patchoullijulie awesome!!! They are a metal band but they do play songs like this! If you need help let me know!

Trump's in the house!! Imigre!!

MichelleGar1 comments on May 19, 2018:

Chinga tu Madre pinche puto! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 19, 2018:

@Emme Simon esa!

Opeth- Patterns in the Ivy [youtu.be]

patchoullijulie comments on May 19, 2018:

I like this...a lot. (Y)

MichelleGar1 replies on May 19, 2018:

They are great musicians!

Not a pornmeme

MichelleGar1 comments on May 19, 2018:

LMAO!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 19, 2018:

@CaroleKay I have some of those memes too! So hilarious!

'Multiple fatalities' reported at Santa Fe High School shooting - Houston Chronicle

MichelleGar1 comments on May 18, 2018:

Just so sad!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 18, 2018:

@balou no she shouldn't! This is so horrible for children nowadays to go through! What happened when the only thing that scared us to go to school was being teased. I know being teased is bad but this is just way over!

Mystery meat group.. any guesses?

Duke comments on May 16, 2018:

All I know is that shit needed some lube. Worst friction burns I've ever seen.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 16, 2018:

LMAO!!! You must be very lonely!!!

Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.

Johnsalterego comments on May 16, 2018:

But, the look on the turtles face though....

MichelleGar1 replies on May 16, 2018:

@kenriley LMAO!!!! Poor turtle!!! I feel bad for it! That guy is a sick fucker!

Star Wars Celebration IX April 11-15, 2019 McCormick Place Chicago, IL Tickets on sale June 5th,...

AloneInTheSouth comments on May 16, 2018:

I really thought the next one would be in either Anaheim or Orlando, to coincide with the opening of Galaxy's Edge at the Disney parks. This one is five days long, as opposed to four like usual. And McCormick Place is the largest convention center in North America.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 16, 2018:

WOW!!!! I hope that I can go!!! I gotta save money!!!!

Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 16, 2018:

Yes a lot of states and all of Canada have no laws against humans having sex , With animals crazy world . , I Can understand the sex part tol but what about the cooking and cleaning ? Sheep can't cook lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 16, 2018:

LMAO

Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.

Johnsalterego comments on May 16, 2018:

But, the look on the turtles face though....

MichelleGar1 replies on May 16, 2018:

@Nickbeee he's raping the poor turtle! Did he even take it out for dinner? Or give it lettuce at least? Lol

Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.

Johnsalterego comments on May 16, 2018:

But, the look on the turtles face though....

MichelleGar1 replies on May 16, 2018:

Poor turtle was surprised! Lol

Relationships with theists.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 15, 2018:

My ex husband would force me to go to church, if I refused he would ruin the day for the whole family and blame it on me! So happy to be out of that situation!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 16, 2018:

@bingst me too! It was horrible!

Triumph - Hold On [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 16, 2018:

Great song and band!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 16, 2018:

@balou I agree

[youtube.com] Diamonds and Rust , Joan Baez. One of the greatest.

KKGator comments on May 15, 2018:

My favorite cover of that song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLDazyvMMGw

MichelleGar1 replies on May 15, 2018:

Hell yeah!!!!

I trust that you'll all be able to read this

ProudMerry comments on May 15, 2018:

I need a bigger screen. I had to take my hands out of my panties to scroll down to read the whole thing. ;)

MichelleGar1 replies on May 15, 2018:

@Livinlife LMAO

Relationships with theists.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 15, 2018:

My ex husband would force me to go to church, if I refused he would ruin the day for the whole family and blame it on me! So happy to be out of that situation!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 15, 2018:

@nvrnuff I did! Been happily divorced for 13 years now!

Don’t rush to fall in love, because even in fairy tales.

of-the-mountain comments on May 15, 2018:

True or false?

MichelleGar1 replies on May 15, 2018:

@thislife true to me

Will get you every time!

Coldo comments on May 15, 2018:

The sign of romance.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 15, 2018:

Hahahaha!!!

The Israeli Massacre of Palestinians Lays Bare How Politicians and the Media Fail Us ...

Adorkable comments on May 15, 2018:

This is outragingly sad. I have never understood such things.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 15, 2018:

I agree with you! So sad!

Slayer- War Ensemble ://youtu.be/Y2e47wBWTV8

NothinnXpreVails comments on May 11, 2018:

https://www.loudersound.com/features/this-is-slayers-setlist-from-the-first-night-of-their-farewell-tour Set list from first show

MichelleGar1 replies on May 14, 2018:

@NothinnXpreVails I know! That's how I feel!

Slayer- War Ensemble ://youtu.be/Y2e47wBWTV8

Bierbasstard comments on May 12, 2018:

https://youtu.be/VznAYy5yL2A

MichelleGar1 replies on May 14, 2018:

@Bierbasstard I will

Slayer- War Ensemble ://youtu.be/Y2e47wBWTV8

NothinnXpreVails comments on May 11, 2018:

https://www.loudersound.com/features/this-is-slayers-setlist-from-the-first-night-of-their-farewell-tour Set list from first show

MichelleGar1 replies on May 13, 2018:

Badass!!!! Too bad I am going to miss it!

Slayer- War Ensemble ://youtu.be/Y2e47wBWTV8

Bierbasstard comments on May 12, 2018:

https://youtu.be/VznAYy5yL2A

MichelleGar1 replies on May 13, 2018:

WOW!!!

Slayer- War Ensemble ://youtu.be/Y2e47wBWTV8

Captnron59 comments on May 11, 2018:

I heard Slayer is doing their final tour this year. For real retirement after 30 years.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 13, 2018:

Yes! I couldn't get tickets to see them this last time!

Does anyone else find it a bit condescending that some people can have no interest in you because ...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 13, 2018:

That's just ignorance! A piece of expensive paper doesn't make you better than anyone! That's just sad!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 13, 2018:

@ScienceBill72 thank you!

Love me some musicians... [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 12, 2018:

I'm a sucker for a guy with a guitar! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 12, 2018:

@Captnron59 I'm in love!

Does anyone know which wine pairs best with Nutella and a spoon?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 12, 2018:

MD 20/20! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 12, 2018:

@Duke plus it makes you forget about eating all together! LMAO

This made me LMAO

Shelton comments on May 10, 2018:

His real father took that secret to the grave!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

LMAO

This made me LMAO

kenriley comments on May 10, 2018:

Well Fing Christ WTF what kind of mother do you have?

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

@kenriley I know! Just had to mention that my mom is cool! Lol

This made me LMAO

kenriley comments on May 10, 2018:

Well Fing Christ WTF what kind of mother do you have?

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

I have a cool mom!

This made me LMAO

Coldo comments on May 10, 2018:

Well They Did!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

LMAO

This made me LMAO

Cherie44 comments on May 10, 2018:

She’s a card shark and pool champ. Not a typical old lady. ?

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

Wow! How cool!!!

This made me LMAO

Shelton comments on May 10, 2018:

Lmao. She told everyone she was pregnant by god!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

Right! She had to! Lol

This made me LMAO

Shelton comments on May 10, 2018:

Wow. I have to talk to my 87 year old mother and tell her to pull some skeletons out of her closet. She pales in comparison to Mary.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

LMAO

Slayer- War Ensemble ://youtu.be/Y2e47wBWTV8

NothinnXpreVails comments on May 10, 2018:

The tour starts today!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

I know! I wish I could go!!!!

Deftones- No Ordinary Love (Sadie Cover) [youtu.be]

Charlene comments on May 10, 2018:

Wow! Forgot this one..thanks!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

You're welcome

Sooo, I've got 3,944 more point to reap in to achieve L8 and my (hidden).

MichelleGar1 comments on May 9, 2018:

Wow!!! Good for you!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

@Charlene you're welcome!

Tito & Tarantula- After Dark [youtu.be]

onthefire comments on May 10, 2018:

A great soundtrack and movie.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

Yes, it is! Tito is from where I live, El Paso, TX

The Raconteurs- Veins [youtu.be]

Stacey48 comments on May 9, 2018:

One of his other great bands. Thank you.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 10, 2018:

Yes! Love him too!

Another query

MichelleGar1 comments on May 9, 2018:

Tell her to shut up and go to bed! I'm too tired to put up that shit tonight! LMAO!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 9, 2018:

@Captnron59 LMAO

[youtu.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 8, 2018:

They are badass!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 9, 2018:

@Captnron59 that's great!

[youtu.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 8, 2018:

They are badass!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 9, 2018:

@Captnron59 have you tried locally owned or mom and pop type of record stores? Sometimes you can find hard to find music

[youtu.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 8, 2018:

They are badass!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 9, 2018:

@Captnron59 probably hard to find also, it's been some time ago!

Infomaniac a person obsessed with keeping up with factual information as well as up to date with ...

Dingodog comments on May 8, 2018:

I've been up since 8am yesterday. I have to take my wife to an appointment and I need to spend the rest of the day on hold. I was hoping to catch a quick nap but that never works for me. Anyone else able to grab a cat nap after 24, 36 or 48 hours. Means I'll probably start my day 7 hours behind...

MichelleGar1 replies on May 8, 2018:

@Dingodog LMAO

Gotta have a sense of humor about it.

Spooner comments on May 6, 2018:

OMFG I LOVE G&O! Check out everything they do!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 7, 2018:

@gigihein that's very uncomfortable! Lol

These are the hardest to find.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

I'm too honest and I don't hold back! Always!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 7, 2018:

@Darrellin559 true, but some people can find honesty tactless.

Gotta have a sense of humor about it.

Spooner comments on May 6, 2018:

OMFG I LOVE G&O! Check out everything they do!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 7, 2018:

@LetzGetReal stupid believers do this! LMAO

Pink Floyd- Bike ://youtu.be/FPMXt9Me_Fo

Razorjelly comments on May 6, 2018:

Had to get in the "wayback" machine with Sherman and Mr. Peabody!! Nice ride!! Thanks for posting!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

You're welcome

The what what?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 6, 2018:

Is that 8 bags in all? Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@zorialoki LMAO

Link Wray-Rumble ://youtu.be/ucTg6rZJCu4

Stevil comments on May 6, 2018:

Jimmy Page had this in his personal music collection. If you've ever seen " it might get loud or something like that. This was a favorite of his. And mine too

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@Stevil LMAO!!! Jack White was creative with his part! Getting a kid to act like him at his age! It was a great movie!

Needs no words, one of these should be viewable. [facebook.com] [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 6, 2018:

Fuck yeah!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@Emme LMAO

Link Wray-Rumble ://youtu.be/ucTg6rZJCu4

Stevil comments on May 6, 2018:

Jimmy Page had this in his personal music collection. If you've ever seen " it might get loud or something like that. This was a favorite of his. And mine too

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

Yes, I have seen that movie! I remember that! Now I want to watch it yet again!

The what what?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 6, 2018:

Is that 8 bags in all? Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@DeeTee I did for you so you don't have to! Lol

Pink Floyd- Bike ://youtu.be/FPMXt9Me_Fo

nvrnuff comments on May 6, 2018:

yummy

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

Love Pink Floyd!

Slayer- Dead Skin Mask ://youtu.be/Zp_ntrq_K40

Rossy92 comments on May 6, 2018:

Other than the song Raining Blood I've never been a big Slayer fan. But I liked this.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

I LOVE Slayer!!!!!

Lickin' by The Black Crowes ://[www.youtube.com/watch?v=arU46YyLSP0]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 6, 2018:

Great band!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@Rossy92 they are great!

Needs no words, one of these should be viewable. [facebook.com] [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 6, 2018:

Fuck yeah!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@Emme too bad it wasn't him! Lol

The old grizzly advice is true.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 6, 2018:

LMAO

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@zorialoki very big! The bear chocked on them! Lol

Sunday jazz part 1 ://youtu.be/30FTr6G53VU

MichelleGar1 comments on May 6, 2018:

I need to start listening to jazz again, it's been a while! Thanks for sharing!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@SonOfABeach there's a dive bar here called the Tap that has jazz bands on Thursday nights! I need to go! How awesome about your Sundays

Brad Pitt Returns as the Weatherman - The Jim Jefferies Show ...

psycheworks comments on May 6, 2018:

A whole life wasted as an actor when he could have been doing this all along

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

LMAO

Is it the same band?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 3, 2018:

Sometimes you can refer to them as a cover band because most of the original members are either dead or left the band

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@nvrnuff some bands have changed their whole sound with just one replacement, some have stayed true to their sound, I guess it's up to the band. We as fans either take it or not

Enjoy Every Sandwich: The Songs of Warren Zevon [youtube.com]

nvrnuff comments on May 6, 2018:

Lawyers, Guns, and Money, oh yeah. Why is he not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@nvrnuff I know! It's a joke! I was watching the 2018 R&R Hall of Fame, last night! Lol

What is on your playlist for spring cleaning while the rest of the world seems to be at.

idlopalev comments on May 6, 2018:

https://youtu.be/ojf18wT_Xtk

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

Love Pink Floyd

Is it the same band?

nvrnuff comments on May 6, 2018:

I would guess that most of you commenting on this have never been in a band. That being said, you have no idea what it is like to to try to do what you have always wanted when circumstances change. You do the very best you can with what is available. Change is inevitable. It isn't a bad thing.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

You're right, I have never been in a band, so this is what you do. It's your work, your creativity and it does change, change is always good but some of us get stuck in the past or just want the old band back, but it's not for us to say! Either except the change, like it or not and move on

Enjoy Every Sandwich: The Songs of Warren Zevon [youtube.com]

nvrnuff comments on May 6, 2018:

Lawyers, Guns, and Money, oh yeah. Why is he not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

They have missed a lot of great artists!

Gotta have a sense of humor about it.

Spooner comments on May 6, 2018:

OMFG I LOVE G&O! Check out everything they do!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@phxbillcee love this one! LMAO

Technically, all underwear is edible if you're not a total baby about it.

FrayedBear comments on May 6, 2018:

Yeah, even the skid marks?

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

Gross!!! LMAO

These are the hardest to find.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

I'm too honest and I don't hold back! Always!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@nvrnuff as I curtsey and bow! Lol

Is it the same band?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 3, 2018:

Sometimes you can refer to them as a cover band because most of the original members are either dead or left the band

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@nvrnuff most of the time with just one original member, it doesn't sound the same, it changes the whole dynamic. Well at least to me it does, lol

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

LMAO

MichelleGar1 replies on May 6, 2018:

@Duke I hate when that happens! Lol

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

LMAO

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Duke the last time I had margaritas, I barfed all night! Yuck!!!!

Fletcher Memorial Home by Pink Floyd [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

I have heard this one! I am in LOVE with Roger Waters!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Rossy92 I love his singing, his lyrics, I just love the man! Have you seen the interview that Dan Rather had of him?

Fletcher Memorial Home by Pink Floyd [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

I have heard this one! I am in LOVE with Roger Waters!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Rossy92 yay 2 likes so far! Lol

These are the hardest to find.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

I'm too honest and I don't hold back! Always!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@nvrnuff I just told you what you wanted to hear!

These are the hardest to find.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

I'm too honest and I don't hold back! Always!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@nvrnuff LMAO

Adam Ant Desperate But Not Serious [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

I remember one of my friends from high school was in love with him, so that's all we listened to when her and I would hangout! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Stacey48 yes he was! Lol

These are the hardest to find.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

I'm too honest and I don't hold back! Always!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@nvrnuff I found a big bag of $100 dollar bills, I am coming over for dinner to split it with you, then we can Netflix and chill! Ta da!!!! Lol

These are the hardest to find.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

I'm too honest and I don't hold back! Always!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@nvrnuff what would you like to hear? Lol

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

LMAO

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Nickbeee LMAO!!!! Gross though! I hate tequila! Just the smell alone!

It's that day again.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

I thought we were just supposed to get drunk drinking Mexican beer! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Duke Dos XX!!!!

Not Now John by Pink Floyd [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

Love, love Pink Floyd!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Rossy92 I look forward to it! I will try to be around!

Not Now John by Pink Floyd [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 5, 2018:

Love, love Pink Floyd!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Rossy92 do it!!!

In appreciation!

ballou comments on May 4, 2018:

New music?? lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

LMAO!!!!

In appreciation!

ballou comments on May 4, 2018:

Absolutely! https://youtu.be/BIsH686xWl0

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

@balou so true about Maynard! I'm listening to the album too, really good! Can't go wrong with APC!

Opeth- To Bid You Farewell [youtu.be]

Sukanta comments on May 4, 2018:

One of my favourite...

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

@Sukanta yes he is!!!

Who dares?..

MichelleGar1 comments on May 3, 2018:

https://youtu.be/qxu1bku4wN0

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

Love Oeth, they are a metal band but they also make mellow music. I will post more of their mellow tunes later

In appreciation!

ballou comments on May 4, 2018:

Absolutely! https://youtu.be/BIsH686xWl0

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

Love APC!!!

Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the 4th be with you, all day!

Lukian comments on May 4, 2018:

Now now people, Let us not be like other religions but keep this sacred day inclusive and open to all.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

LMAO

Walgreens has a sale...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Is that getting fingered twice for a dollar or a two-finger job once for a dollar?

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

LMAO

Walgreens has a sale...

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

it's cheaper than doing coke...

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

@balou LMAO!!!!

Slayer - Disciple ://youtu.be/72srSaFskVU

MichelleGar1 comments on May 3, 2018:

Fucking Slayer!!!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

@ElSuperbeasto I saw that show too!!! Yes, it was badass!!!!

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny Ending [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 2, 2018:

Epic movie! Love Dave Grohl as Satan! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

@Josip it's hilarious!!!

And you know who you are..

MichelleGar1 comments on May 3, 2018:

Me too!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

@BettyColeman lol

Opeth- To Bid You Farewell [youtu.be]

Sukanta comments on May 4, 2018:

One of my favourite...

MichelleGar1 replies on May 4, 2018:

Awesome!!! Love Opeth!

Maybe one day.

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

I can't read it without cringing... a prostate exam is bad enough.

MichelleGar1 replies on May 3, 2018:

LMAO

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny Ending [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 2, 2018:

Epic movie! Love Dave Grohl as Satan! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on May 3, 2018:

@Josip yes it's called Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny