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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 20, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by snytiger6

How can you act like you want a Civil Ware when ...

And he officially launched them at ...

Posted by captfeelgood

This is the second one with Bill Burr on, and you'll die laughing at both. 😆

Riddle: What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters but never has five letters. And the answer is...?

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 18, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors. The ...

Three guesses why ...

I hear your writing a book on theology ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 17, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Gwen_Wanderer

The gist of my latest spammer conversation: Ring! Ring! I answer my phone and a woman says in a foreign accent, "Is this Gwendolyn?" I ask, "Who are you and why do you want to know?" I can hear other scammers talking in the background. "I am ...

Healthy eating....one of the keys

Yes lady's get your prostrate checked year now

Is this someone's idea of a joke? ...

Which do you like more, coffee or tea? I like both tea and coffee. When I was in Germany in '95, I had the most delicious Kaffee mit Milch every day with Frühstück! But when I lived in China in 2004, I had the most incredible 绿茶 ...

He's got billions. He wants to raise $36B 10% bond for appeal. He could pay the judgement but he never pays.

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 16, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap. “What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks. The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, “Isn’t this a ...

Crows at work removing bird spikes on bldg ledge.

A televangelist from Arkansas ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 14, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Paddypereira

I don't know who Paul is but I think he might be in trouble... someone put this up near my place. Too funny not to share.

Everyone believes in freedon of religions until ...

Glad we cleared this up.

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I don't watch football so ...

Don't worry if someone was rude to you today. Social media has been like that for a long time. LOL

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I don't need a brain ...

It's as plausible of the other animals getting on a ship for 40 days and nights

So my sister and I have been streaming an early 1990's TV show on Amazon called "Northern Exposure". It takes place in Alaska, and is pretty surreal, funny and interesting. Anyway, in the opening credits they show a moose. As we started the sixth ...

Maybe Jesus was actually gay ...

Wish it were possible sometimes.

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 9, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Drank_Spear

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 9, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by TheoryNumber3

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Hey mom, can we go out tonight for hamburgers? ...

End times preacher Sharon Gilbert ...

The men in the high tower are bad ...

If god created man in his own image ...

In another universe ...

This one made me LOL.

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 7, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Flyingsaucesir

Gary Larson's worst fear ...

W.C. Fields, an acknowledged agnostic was observed paging through a bible, and when asked why, replied "I'm looking for loopholes".

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 6, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by TheoryNumber3

I'd forgotten how funny and talented Jeff Dunham is. This is his first appearance on the Tonight Show. It's hilarious!

LINKLiberal Redneck - The State of Conspiracy Theories - YouTube

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 6, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A father is washing his car with his son. All of a sudden, the tired boy says, "Dad?" "Yeah, son?" "Can't you just use a sponge like everyone else?"

Good judgment comes from experience ...

So the secret to good self esteem is ...

I read scientists are ....

Calvin. What are you doing home? ...

Whoever said "out of sight out of mihd" ...

The religious right and the anti-Christ ....

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 2, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

How to do multiplication....

A true story. Lisa was out shopping and realised she'd lost her keys when she returned home. Needing the loo, she called her sister for a bit of backup to try and help her climb through the window which she thought was her ‘only option'. Lisa: ...

The groundhog is coming out ...

This minister likes to piss off the ignorant...

Damned if you do, Damned if you don't ...

Bring me another lawyer ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 1, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by TheoryNumber3

What IS the big deal?

Everyone watch your banking. I do everything from my debit card or pre-authorized check, then just set back and mark off the charges that come in. Tonight the Fraud Squad called and alerted me to $411.31 being drained from my bank account. We ...

I'm going to pray like mom ...

You have offended me ...

If atheism is a religion then ...

I'm starting to prefer ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jan 30, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

"He's nothing. He is like a walrus snorting." E . Jean Carroll.

Zionists want a land of Israel for Jews only. If they get what they want, they will go procreate with themselves. This, I encourage them to do.

Coming this Fall on Fox ...

I used to hate writing assignments ...

If ass holes could fly ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jan 29, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Drank_Spear

Drank Spear inspired AI art

“I could do it if I could stop for a quick rest halfway through.”

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jan 28, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

50 YO man says he's a little girl so he can compete with them swimming... and of course use their locker room... Can't make this shit up people!

You want Christian prayer in my kid's public school? ...

Oh good. They've alredy been peeled ...

The rapture is cancelled....

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What should you do if you see a spaceman? You should park, man.

If you are a Christian ...

The conclusion to the age of dinosaurs ...

Hey, Come back fellas

You're telling me that I should ...

We have other ways of filling the Vatican's coffers ...

Why do I have to wear these dorky clothes? ...

Exclusive photo of Pro-Lifers signing up to become foster parents ...

Very British Problems Yesterday, a US scientist advised putting salt in tea, then the US embassy suggested using a microwave. What will America recommend today? Onions in cereal? Mustard on Jaffa Cakes? Dear oh dear. Shocking. 🫣😲😆 Cabinet ...

I can only hope it's satire but I dunno.

I did go to my doctor's office today. Not to see her, but to question a total denial of services performed last November. The clinic had no clue what it meant. Coming home again, I called the HMO provider. It seems they must have got new help ...

Well, I finally found Rock Bottom ...

OK, Let's see you walk a straight line ...

It was about an hour later when ...

Qanon is basically ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jan 24, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Gwen_Wanderer

Ring-ring. Me: "Hello?" Scammer: "I'm John." Me: "What do you want, John? I don't know you." John: "If you remember, last December you filled out a form for a free vacation." (I had to ask him to repeat this as I could not understand him." Me...

Tim Scott is "Samuel L. Jackson" in "Django Unchained".

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