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Silly, Random & Fun

May 5, 2024May 2024

Posted by redbai

He's not a puppy, he'll make it.

Why isn't my life like this situation comedy? ...

You're taking it out of context ... I was on the fence about putting this one under "politics" or not.

LINKTrump Rejects Several Female Jurors as Not His Type Apr 15, 2024 -- Borowitz Report (A satire publication)

The problem with Rock N' Roll ...

LINK‘SNL’ highlights parents’ response to college protests in cold open -- The Hill

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Silly, Random & Fun

May 4, 2024May 2024

Posted by TheoryNumber3

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could stay up as late as I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.

I hate going to school ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

May 2, 2024May 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

Okay, plans have changed. Where's that damn word processor app?

Can Hobbes and I go play in the rain mom?

Cats against Trump ...

What's the subject of your report? ...

Mom says she doesn't think we found a skeleton ...

Is Calvin asleep? ...

Early Zappa. It is amazing what you can find on YouTube!

It's Star Wars Day in two days' time. :)

Take your hat off at the dinner table ...

I want a horse ride ...

Did you know nobody on our street sets an alarm clock in the morning? ...

She always seems to know ...

The library rejected your request ...

Forget the royal ball ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 29, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

Hahaha... Damn those words.. 😄😎👍

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 29, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by TheoryNumber3

19 Words for the Crabby and Disagreeable: Let's play a game. Try to think of people you know to whom each one of the following terms could be applied. It's probably not that hard: People can be -- shall we say -- "cantankerous"? ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 29, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by Paddypereira

I think the fox wanted to try that car out...

Posted by Flyingsaucesir

Get a job you lazy bum ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 28, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEO's board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature Pilot less technology: It is an un-crewed aircraft. Each one of the CEO's is then told, privately, that ...

That's them officer ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 28, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by TheoryNumber3

3 of the hardest things for people to say

I'm looking for someone who can do the work of two men ...

Posted by TheoryNumber3

1986, Michael was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Michael approached it ...

If only it were this easy.

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 26, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by Gwen_Wanderer

Yesterday, I counted the quilts (stacked in a spare bedroom) which need to be quilted: there were seven. Now, there are eight. There are over 20 completed ones between that bedroom and another (probably closer to 25). I am not going to stop ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 26, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by TheoryNumber3

Now here's a smart guy

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 26, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

Bwaaaaahahahahahaha.... Can't understand why people don't see the reasoning without it being pointed out to them. Truly mind boggling. 🤣😂😄

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 26, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

Yet another winner from Christopher Titus. 😄

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 26, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

Don't you KNOW this is going to happen one day? 🤣

Posted by TheoryNumber3

How to get rid of unwanted junk: put it in an amazon box and leave it on your front porch.

POLLJust saw my first commercial for a hands-free driving car. Terrifies me. Do you want to be on the road with one? What do you think?

Hands-free driving cars or not?

0 votes Yes I have other things to do while driving
9 votes No I'd like to stay alive

Despite the high cost of living ...

Some people have no idea ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 25, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by TheoryNumber3

It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

Has anyone heard of Rocket Money? This app has commercials all over TV and was started by Yahya (I cannot pronounce or say his last name.) It is plain to me that the app will end up with all your info and manage everything for you. One of the ads for...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 23, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by Gwen_Wanderer

If you eat popcorn, beware! About seven months ago, I chomped down on an unpopped kernel and had intense pain. I went to the dentist, had x-rays, but there was no sign of a fracture or chip. The pain subsided but I was wary as I had a hairline crack...

LINKJon Stewart rips media’s coverage of ‘banal’ Trump trial details -- The Hill

Against my better judgment I have started watching Gunsmoke on TV again and I did a little research. Over the years Matt Dillon has been shot at least 59 times and he can still beat the hell out of most people.

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 22, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

Posted by captfeelgood

I don't care who you are,,, that's a good one. 🤣

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 22, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

Do your ranch horses do this for you Trajan61? 😄

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 21, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

TeeHee... Gotta love stuff like this when you see it. 🤪🙄

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 21, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

Man-oh-man.... That is just SOOO sad right there. 🤣😂🤪🙄

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 21, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

Eat survive reproduce ...

Sigh ... They say nobody lies on their deathbed ...

Why did the DUCK cross the road? (Answer below). I had gotten these ducklings just a few weeks ago. One dollar for each grey and only 50 cents apiece for the white. They grow fast. I put them in my bath tub when they were still small. They took...

It's different every time

Dear Christian conservatives ... (This fact is well documented)

Remember those kids at the grocery store ...

I wish my shirt had a logo ...

Kinda funny that the guy who ...

So, he's selling bibles ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 18, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by Flyingsaucesir

Posted by Flyingsaucesir

He keeps making offers that must be refused: -- motion to dismiss: denied -- motion to vacate: denied -- motion to postpone: denied -- motion to exclude: denied -- motion to adjourn: denied -- motion to quash: denied -- motion to change venue: denied

LINKStewart jokes Trump Gettysburg remarks ‘plagiarized almost directly’ from his 7th grade book report -- The Hill

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 15, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by captfeelgood

Now dat dere's funny.. Not sure how it will cook up but is worth a try.

You can't fix stupid ..

"They call it Stormy Monday, but Tuesday's just as bad..."

A great place to stop on the long drive to Fairbanks...

Parts of you get into heaven ...

LINK‘SNL Weekend Update’ roasts Trump abortion stance -- The Hill

The gospel of Mark ...

What's really amazing is how ...

The word of the day: 'Crop Dusted'

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 12, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by Gwen_Wanderer

Ark for Sale Used Only Once Pet Friendly

LINKNorm Macdonald Constant Shitting on OJ Simpson - YouTube

And when all the dust settled ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 11, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by TheoryNumber3

On wall in ladies’ room: "My husband follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not."

Posted by Drank_Spear

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Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 10, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by TheoryNumber3

He said: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said: Well, you succeeded.

C'mon, guys, this isn't essential.

Or just walk towards the door!

Every. Damn. Morning!

National Library Week ...

The current state of science on social media ...

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