Trying to work with Crazy Christians – this one is a “queen”.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Wow if they had not specified that this was in the south of the USA I would have thought they were talking about my mother.

A wonderful time of year.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Samhain please.

The limits of religious freedom: America must come to grips with when faith groups limit personal ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

This is one of the main reasons (though certainly not the only reason) I freak out when religious people tell me I should respect their right to believe as they please. I have no respect for these abusive often evil idiots and I certainly do not believe abuse of children's minds to be a right.

ROTOSCOPING.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Ralph Bakshi was infamous for rotascoping and was often vilified for it by other animators, even though he often pointed out the technique had been learned at Disney studios, who swore blind they did not use it, even though they did as was proven when footage of Marjorie Celeste Belcher (AKA Margie Bell) was unearthed in the 1970s of her performing as Snow White for the Disney movie animators to rotoscope back in the 30s. The technique was invented by the Fleisher Brothers of Popeye fame.

Ok back on topic, this has got to be the best come back to any question, for any religion!!! Love ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

"All religions can't be right, but guess what... they can all be wrong" Matt Dillahunty

Lynch (of a mob) kill (someone), especially by hanging, for an alleged offense with or without a ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Named for two notorious vigilante civil war time"law men" Charles Lynch (1736–1796) and his nephew or cousin William Lynch, both of Virginia famous for coining the phrase Lynch's law, until disgraced for eventually hanging even those who looked like the type to possibly deserve it eventually. Lynch's law soon became a lynch mob of those who followed in their footsteps.

There is a grammatical convention of the English language that is so important that if you do not ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Spacial description followed by temporal description almost always precedes a physical description, in common speech, probably as an aid to mental visualization. The building before them was ancient and decrepit, for example allows for building up of a picture A building, subject sets up what, before them, where it is, ancient, from when, decrepit how it stands. Descriptors basically follow a variation on Kipling's honest serving men Who/What, Where, when,how, why (Though "when" can be transposed to almost anywhere in the sentence and retain meaning especially if it remains adjacent to the subject) The carpenter (who/what) approaching (where) appeared youngish(when) agitated (how) but purposeful (why) However if the writer wishes to invoke suspense and mystery information is released in reverse he or she might say Before them (where) a decrepit (rot? what is rotting?) old (the cause of the rot) building (Aha now it is revealed to me) the picture emerges slowly as if appearing out of a fog. Purposefully approaching them, was an agitated, youngish looking carpenter. You might also look in to the difference between the passive and active voice to get more insight in to this. A similar trick is used to great effect in Star Wars when Yoda speaks, by preceding the subject with the action or object and finishing with the verb his ever utterance is mysterious and reveals only slowly what he means. "Lost a planet, Master Kenobi has, how embarrassing" "When 400 years old you are, look so good you will?"

Heavy metals in baby food? Noooooo.. I'll breast feeding so much longer!

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Breast milk is obviously the best food for infants however as stated in the International journal of analytical chemistry April 4th 2018 "Samples were collected from 42 nursery mothers with an average age of 28.3 ± 7.08 years delivered at full term (38–40 weeks) of gestation. All samples were obtained from nursery mothers' 3–520 lactation days postpartum during the hours of 08:00–11:30 a.m... (contained) concentrations of essential elements and heavy metals were as follows: **sodium** 330 ± 417 mg/L, **magnesium** 32.6 ± 15.5 mg/L, **phosphorus** 156 ± 46.2 mg/L, **potassium** 488 ± 146 mg/L, **calcium** 193 ± 53.2 mg/L, **iron** 1.65 ± 1.43 mg/L, **copper** 0.54 ± 0.46 mg/L, **zinc** 2.89 ± 3.23 mg/L, **arsenic** < 1 μg/L, and **lead** < 1 μg/L. Concentrations of heavy metals in maternal breast milk may have the important implication that it is not affected by environmental pollution in this province." Most of these naturally occurring minerals are the self same trace element being over reacted too in this latest "moral panic" being used to sell newspapers, and click bait websites

wicked, aren't you, wicked.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Witches going to their Sabbath (1878), by Luis Ricardo Falero, a bit of wishful thinking on his part perhaps?

Are Atheists racist

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Sounds like your neighbors are just twats

Abortion and same-sex marriage are now legal in Northern Ireland

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

ABOUT TIME TOO

I just want to thank everyone who joined this group and all the great conversations you have shared.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

If worst come to worst Jason, think about coming to the UK, if only for a break, you'll be amazed just how little being an atheist (or being religious for that matter) actually means to most people, and how to those who do make it important in their lives how it is a source of gentle mockery.

Are Atheists racist

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Atheism is a statement of a position on a single issue, the acceptance of the existence of god(s). Atheism is not relevant to ANYTHING else.

There must be something out there, but to give it a name etc and say "that's it" is more than a bit ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Out where?

This was the one story that started it all.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

I love the "morality" of Christians who think it is sign of gods love that he makes a bet with the devil over how much torture some silly bastard can take before he gets pissed off. The bit that really got me was when at the end I asked what about his wife and kids being dead? And was told in all seriousness that it did not matter because god gave him a "better" wife to make up for it! Seriously WTF?

TAUTOLOGY--saying the same thing twice in different words, considered a fault in style, In logic, a ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

My favourite tautology is from "The Gold Rush" 1926 when Chaplin's little fellow character exclaims via title cards **"I go now ... and when I return ... I shall have come back"** (in the 1942 recut version Chaplin himself over dubs the line)

Heavy metals in baby food? Noooooo.. I'll breast feeding so much longer!

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Scar mongering nonsense all most ALL food contains such heavy metals as Nickel, cadmium, mercury, zinc, arsenic,Chromium, sodium, potassium, uranium, copper and selenium . Organic brown rice, bananas, nuts (especially wall nuts and Brazil nut), and leafy green vegetables, fish (ALL FISH) even water contains trace amounts of these metals and ALWAYS HAS, in some cases lack of these minerals can cause ill health. Only lead is a dangerous none naturally occurring contaminant found in foods, but the minuscule amounts entering the food chain are decreasing as the internal combustion engine both improves and is being phased out. You are more likely to get lead poisoning from living and breathing near a major road than through ingestion. The key word is TRACE, in food sciences trace can mean as little as 1 part per Billion.

PREDILECTION.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Predisposition, predicate & predisposing factor are useful words especially when dealing with hereditary and mental conditions.

Ok.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

When some one's beliefs gives them the right (or lets them believe they have the right) to kill and persecute, flout the law, show prejudice, bully, insult and blow other people up I WILL bash there fucking religion and see them face the full force of the law they disrespect. When they teach illogical lies to my children or grandchildren in the name of their death cult I WILL tell them to STFU When they stand in the street on a weekend telling my family they all deserve to burn forever in eternal torture for not worshiping their imaginary friend they will be fucking lucky if their belief is ALL that I bash.

"To Train Up a Child" Parenting Book Leads to Multiple Child Deaths | Babble

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

[Grace Short believes that the answer to all problems with children is to cane them] **Grace Short: ** There's only one thing to do - WHACK! **Edwin Milton: ** Extraordinary theory - you bend a child double in order to get an upright character. Norman Hudis *Carry on Teacher (1959)*

I liketo use words.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Well just to be pedantic they don't actually mean the same thing what is upon? is archaic and inquires after the mental state of the interlocutor as in What is upon your mind? Replaced now with What's troubling you? Where as "What's up" comes from what is uppermost in you life? and is a general inquiry after well being. The difference is subtle and stems from Up simply meaning moving higher and Upon being an order in which objects or concepts are stacked or ranked.

I just shared this with a curoius person on FaceBook.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

I have seen this venn diagram or variations on it many times before and I have always found it unnecessarily over complicated. ** Theists believes in the existence of god(s) regardless of evidence Atheists do not find sufficient evidence to do so.** Every thing else is either a personal choice or an inability to be decisive. None which ultimately needs to be labeled. The most simple test I can think of is if your child is dying is your first inclination to call a doctor or a priest to save then? If a doctor you are instinctively atheist, if a priest you are an idiot.

Heard about the heavy stone paradox the other day.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

The paradox relies on a number of presuppositions all of which are purported by the Christian (and other) religions, but not by secular thinkers. First among these is the existence of a god(s) Second is that given the existence of such, he she or it is the creator of all things Third given that this too is so that the being is supreme and all powerful All of these things can only be taken on faith, or on faith in scripture as being true. If the god(s) don't exist the whole paradox is null and void If there is not a single creator or there is no creation there is no paradox If the god(s) do exist but are capable of lying there is no paradox If the creator god(s) are not omnipotent but have been lying there is no paradox. This is an ontological theological word game or riddle meant to pop the bubble of religious pomposity and nothing more.

20 Weirdest Religious Beliefs

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Those are by no means the weirdest ones I can give you at least ten worse ones from the LDS alone.

Natalie Simms to settle lawsuit with San Antonio over tampon being pulled during public cavity ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Is it a job requirement to be a perverted disgusting animal in order to become a police officer in the USA? This is simple sexual assault, they want locking up.

it seems to me like to be "all-knowing" would require a rather thorough and intimate knowledge of ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRHetRTOD1Q

it seems to me like to be "all-knowing" would require a rather thorough and intimate knowledge of ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

I recall as a child asking My mother why there were laws in the bible about having sex with animals, not because I wanted to do it, but because the idea had never even occurred to me until the bible told me I must not do it. MY religious maniac mother was furious that I asked and then even more furious when I told her how I had found out about it, and then punished me for "misusing" the Bible by which I presume she meant I was not supposed to actually read it.

One of my other posts had this with a reply! Thank you!

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

I love the way Dawkins reasons. I don't always agree with him but you have to admire how he gets to his ideas.

LGBTQ Activists Shut Down Britain’s Only Chick-fil-A Just 9 Days After Opening | Megan H | ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Shit-fill-a are not welcome here, apart from a minority of morons the UK is a very LGBTQ+ friendly country and has been for a couple of decades now.

Tawse how about a twofer?

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

The strap was used by some of my school masters, but most preferred the "Board ruler" a one yard long wooden rule, half an inch wide or the classic bamboo cane. However some teachers had imaginative and much worse punishments such as having you stand at the front of the class, arm stretched out palms up with a hard back book laid on each hand, dropping either book got you the strap, lowering your arms got you the strap, whimpering got you the strap. However an hour of holding out the books at arms length for an hour cramped up you shoulders for days after ward. Of course some of the less imaginative simply threw a broad eraser at your head with deadly accuracy. Of course if you went home and complained you got another smack of your parents for "showing them up" or shaming them by misbehaving in school

Remember this in 2020..

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Time the USA had it's own branch of the "Official Monster Raving Loony Party"

Riddick 4: Furya is happening, people. [wegotthiscovered.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

This news made my wife's day she is a big Vin D fan

NECROMANCY - Noun.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

There are hundreds of "mancies" people have tried to divine the future using everything from a chicken's pecking patterns (Alectryomancy) to tea leaf dregs (tasseomancy) and almost literally everything in between.

Nhilism and existence

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

personally I think that if my kids have a happier life than I did, then my life had some purpose.

Trying to read the Bible the whole way through now.... very hilarious book!

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

There is a story told by Winston Churchill in his biography that while on a train as young officer one of his companions was being noisy and troublesome. So the CO threw a bible at the man and told him to sit still and read every word of it. The chap reluctantly began to do so, however after a few minutes he began to giggle, whistle and make appreciative comments. Finally the CO lost his temper and demanded to know what the junior officer found so amusing. "I never read the bible before sir," he replied. "It's wonderful, wish I'd read it years ago." "Well good," said the CO "Which part do you like best?" "Oh this God characters sir," came the reply "He's great what a fucking bastard!"

[theguardian.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Good!

Sssssooooo, if god was/is/use to be without form and void, to the point that there was nothing ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Are you insinuating that the wholly babble might not be logical?

Parents of Matthew Shepard use DOJ speech to criticize Barr's stance on gender identity protections...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Barr is such a bumblefuck, could he seriously not see this coming, or did he really not see a conflict in what he says and what he does?

effluvium ef·flu·vi·um /əˈflo͞ovēəm/ plural: effluvia noun an unpleasant or harmful ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Probably also the root of effluence and effluent

That look you get trying to translate gibberish..

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Snopes has tried to say this did not happen but there is plenty of video showing Trump slurring Mattarella in Motterella and Motzerella but by the third day had managed to get it right. He did however claim to have said that the two countries shared a political and cultural heritage dating back millennia, which even if he did mean this and not an alliance (which he did) this too is completely wrong, since Italy has a sordid history of dictatorial monarchies, fascism and communism, just like the USA?

Column: Attorney General William Barr to nonbelievers: Go to hell [chicagotribune.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Religious people are not moral because of their religion, most are moral in spite of it.

Did King David Rape Bathsheba?

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z8SpgmF0sA

Anyone interested in helping this catch on?

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Think yourself lucky if you stop in a Marriott hotel you will find not only a Babble in your room but also a Book of Mormon, and that is some *really* offensive shit.

So I've recently been looking at the Bible again, and I found a lot of things that contradict, and a...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Oh you have lots of doosies to come, such as bats are birds, insects have four legs, unicorns, talking donkies and leviathan. That's all before you get out of the first half of the bible and start on with the zombie carpenter

If there is a god than he has watched every act of child molestation that has ever happened and not ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

The only answer most religious people have to this is the free will argument, but this of course if countered by the counter argument that god obvious does not view all his children equally nor love them equally as the free will and happiness of the pervert obviously overrides the freewill and happiness of the victim in this scenario. Or else that "god" is so keen on punishment rather than prevention that he will allow crime to happen just so he can punish and torture the perpetrator afterward. Either way this proposed god is a sick twisted and evil individual quite at odds with the purported loving god of the NT.

Here's a futile piece of technology, marketed at bead counters! [bbc.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

This has to be a joke, how long before we see the ipray pad?

[alternet.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Curiouser and curiouser, that there rabbit hole just keeps on getting deeper and deeper

They have a point, sort of .

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

"The ***love*** of god that truly passeth all understanding." These people make me nauseous

Some claim Mecca is the place to go, others Jerusalem and Vatican City.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Looks more like Lord Voldemort to me

[alternet.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 16, 2019:

I do hope so, only 60 members toed the party party line and voted against the resolution, and as Pelosi said, this seemed to physically shake the president, leading to his outrageous tantrum.

[yahoo.com] TRUMP is at least half mad all the time. What do you do? You take away the car keys.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 16, 2019:

I think the phrase rhymes with lucking Foonatic

Here's why I cannot rule out reincarnation

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 15, 2019:

"That 4th level of consciousness, turiya, is independent of the senses and any form of measure. " so ...imaginary then?

Agree or Not???

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 15, 2019:

That is pretty much the central theme of "Donnie Darko"

I have no words for this! 😱 Pat Robertson: Parents Should Have Disobedient Children Executed ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Well look at that, a dickhead quotes from a book of dickheadery to justify his dick headedness. What a knob

The anger over Extinction Rebellion protests is more about the cause than the commotion, writes Jeff...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 15, 2019:

It amounts to a load of selfish greedy reactionary people between 30 and 80 basically saying "Up yours as far as my grandkids rights and lives are concerned, you lot are making me late for my mid morning Starbucks fix or nail bar appointment and by the time this is a real problem, I'll be dead anyway so fuck you!"

This is just a question, not a moral observation or anything else, just a question that maybe the ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 14, 2019:

Are you advocating capital punishment for rapists? If so why not just say it?

IRASCIBLE.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 14, 2019:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!!!!! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😒😒😒

Is there any point in religious belief?

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Fear of reality is the main recruiting tool that religion remaining in its box of tricks and illusions. However more and more people have ceased to fear the idea that death is the end, even religious people find the traditional idea of heaven to be silly and the threat of Hell despicable. Mainstream churches are complaining that their congregations are dying off and young people are not coming in to replace the oldies. Though people in their fifties and sixties will claim a belief in god, most only attend church for weddings and funerals and christenings are becoming rarer as parents decide to leave baptism for the children to decide on when they get older. Religion is fading in the west (except for in parts of the USA) because desperation and poverty are fading in the west except for in the USA, it is no coincidence that people turn to god when there is no medical and welfare system to turn to and where losing your job can mean your children may die from a treatable illness but you cannot afford to pay for the drugs.

FL Lawmaker Files Repeat Bill Forcing Public High Schools to Offer Bible Classes ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

They can offer them fine, they can offer any extra curricular load of old shit they want to, the problem comes when they start mandating attendance as part of the actual curriculum and making educational qualifications reliant upon participation.

Your veiws on Spiritual?

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Spirit in any such context is indicative of a supernatural, or at least none material entity of phenomena that impact on the real world in one for or another. I reject that concept absolutely. The only other definition of spiritual is as relating to alcohol and or intoxication, I chose then to assume when anyone says they are spiritually motivated, they are admitting that they are as pissed as a fart and thus excuse the bullshit they are spouting.

Proverbs 16:4 (NRSV): The Lord has made everything for its purpose, even the wicked for the day of ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Still does not explain Trump

This has been asked a thousand times and will be asked again by an other.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Evil like good is purely contextual, governed by motive and circumstance. Nothing else not even intent. Acts and items cannot be inherently evil. If I kill a man to take his money, that is bad if I kill a man to stop him hurting a child that is right but neither action is evil or good. Part of the problem is that people confuse evil with immoral, bad, incorrect, unethical, wicked, pragmatic and a whole lot of other words carrying negative insinuations. Like these other word "evil" has particular connotation, it smacks of cruelty above all, of an absence of compassion, and of course a disrespect for life itself. Actual evil is rare because a fully evil act require that no good will come of it, not even joy or satisfaction to the the perpetrator. An act of pure good is done for no reason other than that is is a good thing to do, likewise an act of pure evil is done simply because it it is an evil thing to do. Imagine the mentality you would have to have to carry out purely evil acts.

"The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Love Huxley, one of the true great of fantasy Sci-Fi

Jesus is not helping

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Well what do you expect from an omnipresent god who likes to watch children being raped, does nothing to save them but forgives the rapist every Sunday for eating bread and drinking wine. If this god does exist he is an evil perverted fuckwit, but then again that would explain Joseph Smith being a Prophet

William Barr: Our Less Christian Society Is To Blame For Mental Illness And Drug Abuse

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

He's not as funny as cousin Roseanne, he really need to work on his standup

The Jesus Shoe, manufactured by MSCHF out of Brooklyn, New York, originally sold for $1,450.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

https://agnostic.com/discussion/412977/jesus-shoes-sell-out-in-minutes-people-com?aid=2036344

Why do they worship?

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Ritual repetition, routine and self justifying circular reasoning are known to assist in brainwashing and the suppression of individuality. Combined with fear based carrot and stick consequences and the punishment of "wrong thinking" from a very early age religion can become very addictive.

Disgusting pig takes advantage of his own daughter and the stupid sheep defend him.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

I doubt the "Good" pastor will make it through his 12 year sentence. At the very least not unscathed, but will almost certainly experience a second coming or two.

What a great idea! Melbourne (Aust) May Put Signs Near Lawbreaking Churches Warning Kids of Danger ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Brilliant make the bastards face the responsibilities of their religious actions when they are all so ready to claim the rights that religion grants them.

[aol.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Trump: Oh no it's all going horribly wrong

A Pastor Used the Death of an Atheist Mom’s Baby as a Sermon Illustration | Hemant Mehta | ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

***God is good he will stand by and allow a 1 year old to die, when our religion says he an do anything so he must have a reason But good is good, believe that folks or he will burn you forever in hell Great guy** Mormon's do this all the time, they are instructed to use funerals of members as opportunities to preach to non Mormons and atheists and bring them in to the church. They rely on the fact that most people are two good mannered to tell the ass in the pulpit to STFU. *terms and conditions apply

Fort Worth Police Officer Shoots, Kills Woman Inside Her Own Home – CBS Dallas / Fort Worth

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

"All of Fort Worth must surround Atatiana Jefferson’s family with prayers, love and support." Fort Worth Mayor Betsy Price Oh well that's all right then.

"In koalas we are seeing a process that has shaped modern biology — that's never been seen ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 13, 2019:

fascinating

In the city where you live, how an atheist person is looked upon or considered in general?

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

More or less in my town no one gives a toss

Jesus Shoes Sell Out in Minutes  | PEOPLE.com

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

You see, sales are based on the "Bigger Idiot Theory." That there is nothing too stupid that some bigger idiot won't come along and buy it. The problem is that, eventually, you get to the head idiot and you call her "Mom." Al Bundy

Unbelievable! Ben Shapiro Threatens Beto O’Rourke With Gun Violence Because The Gays ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

Ben Shapiro is an arrogant little pipsqueak, who has been nothing but a source of noise pollution for the last few decades. HE REMINDS ME OF Mike Teevee from the Charlie and the chocolate factory story, endlessly whining in an unbearable high pitched nasal drawl, because he cannot have his own way and firing off cap guns because he thinks they make him look tough. This deformed mini Muppet is perhaps the most irritation thing in the media since the smurf records of the 1970s.

Arrived at my FB mailbox

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

That is brilliant, funniest thing I have seen in years, could only be better if the "Jesus" cockroach was wearing a loincloth and a crown of thorns.

Japanese food chain releases ad featuring naked Ronald McDonald with fries as pubic hair – ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

The Japanese have a weird but wonderful sense of humour, I watch a lot of Japanese comedy when I can, they are perhaps the only culture who find lavatory humour as funny as we do in the UK.

FOLDEROL.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

I believe a folderol may involve a *brouhaha* another of my favourite words.

Defixiones (N) are small credit card size curses hidden away in graves, natural springs and wells.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

The best curse I ever heard was one passed down from my old Jewish Great Grandfather *May you lose every tooth in you head, bar one... so you can still have tooth ache!*

Just brought to my attention by an American correspondent is this 2 year old Deutsche Welle posting ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

I read recently of an out brake of infant herpes being traced back to a traditionalist Jewish mohel who insisted on the age old practice of sucking away the foreskin of his victims even though he knew he was infected. He thought gawd would protect the children from his disgusting negligence since it was by divine command. Male and female circumcision is a filthy abomination, mutilation and an abuse that should be outlawed in civilized society other than in cases of medical need ( I am assured by a doctor friend of mine that there are two conditions that do occur naturally that require partial male circumcision, none that require full ones in males and none that require anything like the mutilation required by female circumcision)

Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

Lawyers like to call themselves the oldest profession in the world, when you point out that this is supposed to be prostitution they usually say, when you visit either of them you want satisfaction, you get fucked and end up giving them most of your money so what is the difference

Not a question, more of a challenge. Can not simplify sorry.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

Dude WTF are you gibbering about?

Can this witless wonder get anymore stupid Donald Trump has said that he will not help the Kurds...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

Oh look Trump Towers are seen in Sisli district in Istanbul, Turkey on Dec. 11, 2015.

I wonder which company is responsible for this outrage - [effa.org.au]

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

responsibility for it was credited to the blowout of a natural gas well drilled by PT Lapindo Brantas, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidoarjo_mud_flow

[newyorker.com] Why Trump, facing impeachment,warns of civil war?

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

The west is moving toward the unavoidable conclusion that what is in the public interest and those things members of the public are interested in; they are not necessarily the same. One person one vote democracy was introduced for the governance of city states divided between patricians and the proletariat not for countries comprised of literally millions of essentially equal and partially educated people. The new system that will inevitably replace it will be totally alien if brought about by force of arms, the only way to avoid this is to bring about a revision of the system by taking away the simple right to vote and replacing it by a system of *meritorious earned votes*. In short you must accept that though you have the right to vote, that right comes with responsibilities, the first of which is to express an interest by an application to vote. Once you have applied you must then prove by a simple test that you are knowledgeable about the system of government, the differences between political ideologies, this to be done by simple factual questions an 80% score being required to pass. Likewise politician must pass a similar test in order to stand for office and corruption in office to be punishable by a life time ban and heavy putative measures. On the basis of this once given a vote it becomes illegal NOT to vote (though in the absence of a suitable candidate you will be allowed an abstention vote) failing to vote to held on a level with wasting police time or contempt of court, and resulting in a fine and the loss of your right to vote for a set period of time. This will do away with the idea of farming votes from the ill informed and the fanatical In short it must be insured that democracy is taken seriously and in a spirit of understanding so as it can never again descend in to a simple popularity and reality game show. People's lives and society are far to important for that!

Interpretation.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

Exactly, as I have argued many times the bible authors were not writing metaphor, allegory or symbolic parables they were idiots explaining to idiots the seemingly unexplainable by making shit up.

There is not such thing as reality

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

So if I punch you on the nose it won't matter then?

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LenHazell53 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Graham reminds me of nothing so much as a slimed up garden snail squirming slithering out of his cankerous grotesque shell on a cold and wet winters morn to greet the day with dribblesome slobbering mouth full of obsequious viscid verbiage

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LenHazell53 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

What did you expect from Trump, he knows better so he will simply ignore it. It is his way of dealing with everything, my way or the high way. It is childish narcissism, eventually they will probably have to lead him out of the White house using an ice cream truck full of porn stars on the front lawn or a piece of fried chicken on a fishing line, he certainly won't go in a dignified manner and any election he does not win will be "fake news"

An article for young and old to consider and everyone to remember a few things - 1.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

1 is blatantly untrue one of the greatest causes of loneliness is over work so placing duty over care. 2 is nonsense, you can cause yourself to be alone, loneliness is involuntary 3 is true and thank goodness for it. Being alone is often the only relief from having to continually practice tolerance of the intolerable 4 is living a deluded lie and is the very definition of the religious state of mind

Australian blogger Shane Dowling has just made the following post on the day before the Australian ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

fascinating reading

Bernie Sanders' daughter-in-law, Rainè Riggs, dies at 46 - UPI.com

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

46 years old, tragic, condolences to the whole Sanders family.

Mr Custer a song that until ten minutes ago I had never previously heard.

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

This song was released as a Charlie Drake double A side with "My boomerang won't come back" and I have performed both of them back in my stand up comedy days. Charlie Drake is pretty much a forgotten treasure his films "The Cracksman" and "Mr. 10%" are both worth a look for those unfamiliar with his work.

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LenHazell53 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

ever time you think he cannot sink any lower..... You can rely on the president he will always let you down

JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS! Don't you just love it when Christians spout, "Jesus died for your ...

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

Our great great granny stole a magic apple because a talking snake told her to. If that is not deserving of a supreme being sacrificing himself to himself in order to forgive the decedents of the original miscreant I don't know what is!

AND THE WINNER FOR THE MOST OUTLANDISH DOCTRINE IS .

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

Joseph Smith was a true prophet of gawd, and definitely not a child marrying, perverted, polygamous, thief liar and conman

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LenHazell53 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

One hate group helping out another, what a surprise.

What is your favorite WTF holy bible passage?

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

God sicking two she bears on 42 kids for calling Elisha baldy 2 Kings 2:23–24 God is a complete bastard 😄😄😄😄

Pigs were spotted using tools for the first time, a new study says - CNN

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

resistance was futile