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Just for Laughs
Dec 1, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
"F" for "Flooded".
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Just for Laughs
Nov 30, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Take it! - Yogi Berra
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Just for Laughs
Nov 30, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Ever wonder where the bees found flowers?
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Trump Pinata
Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Fine dining at MAGA Lardo.
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Posts
Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
I bet you can use the same wheel for VRBO too.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Looks better than the cotton candy on top now.
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Posts
Nov 28, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Old habits die hard. In some cases, a LOT harder.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 28, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Good strategy for any movie heroine.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 27, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Another reason the bible is full of shit.
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Posts
Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Who'd be interested, for one thing?
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Trump Pinata
Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Sorry, he doesn't ring a bell.
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Posts
Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes, you just have to knock it off.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Looney tunes both here and abroad. Not funny, just looney.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 25, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Can't even get a beer to celebrate.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 24, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Edible is better than crypto. Happy Thanksgiving, you big bunch of heathens!
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Just for Laughs
Nov 23, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Imagine an electric carving knife in the shower scene. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!
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Just for Laughs
Nov 23, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Some sound holiday advice from your favorite Auntie.
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Posts
Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
I wonder if they employ any C Pee A's.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Strong women don't worry about shit like this. Thank goodness.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Music can be infectious.
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Posts
Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Ask any beta tester.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
New house of reps logo, and an old commercial that Moscow Mitch can star in.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 21, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Hear me out. It’s one explanation.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 21, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Can you find them all?
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Just for Laughs
Nov 21, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Vlad the inhaler. I'll let myself out.
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Posts
Nov 21, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Should have joined the union.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 21, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
The latest in criminal defense strategies.
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Posts
Nov 20, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
The first draft hits the spot, though.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 20, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Shining us on once again.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 16, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Word of the day, via Occupy Democrats. .
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Trump Pinata
Nov 16, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
A one-track mind always stays on the same track.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 15, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Thrill me, don't bill me!
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Trump Pinata
Nov 14, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Jim Wright breaks the election results down in his Stonekettle Station Facebook page post. --- Was it the racism? The misogyny? The homophobia? The goosestepping fascism? The gleeful cruelty? The seething hate? The weird obsession with drag queens? ...
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Trump Pinata
Nov 14, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Oh no, busted!
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 13, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Paint what you know.
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Posts
Nov 13, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
You never see this on CSI.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 13, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
You never see this on CSI.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 12, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Ramma lamma ding dong vobiscum.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 11, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Should have used condominiums.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Nov 10, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Stroke, Natasha, stoke!
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Posts
Nov 10, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
You don't understand "spangle them"?
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 10, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Good prediction.
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Quotes
Nov 9, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
"Every one of us is precious in the cosmic perspective. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another." Carl Sagan
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Trump Pinata
Nov 9, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Just a little snarky gloating. 😜
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Just for Laughs
Nov 8, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Especially if the bears are above average.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 6, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Not as judgmental as a philly guy seeing what they call a cheesesteak anyplace south of the Mason-Dixon line.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 5, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Sort of a box lunch.
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 5, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Dangerous voting in the desert.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 4, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
But he rubs me the wrong way...
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 3, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
The spine is integral to good health. Nothing derivative about that.
7 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 2, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
At least it wasn't the geek.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 1, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
First the copy editor, then the censor.....
5 comments
Trump Pinata
Nov 1, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Well, we can eliminate Brainiac as the Trump surrogate here, so that leaves Donald J Bizzarro.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Oct 31, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Happy Halloween, y'all!
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 31, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Good grief!
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Posts
Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
We all have our strengths and weaknesses.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Seasonal stuff - starting with a lesser known Frankenstein movie...
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Just for Laughs
Oct 24, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
How many DNA samples did this guy have to send in?
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Oct 24, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Rafael Cruz decided it would be a great idea to watch the Astros play the Yankees in the Bronx. They gave him that old Bronx hospitality. 😜🤣⚾
6 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 23, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Language can be tricky.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Happy MAGAween, y'all! LOL
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Posts
Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Nothing wrong with a little something just for me. LOL
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Just for Laughs
Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Smells a little like antelope, but somehow wrong. And I ain't lion.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
I wonder about the secret service these days, but the hotel scam is an in-your-face example of corruption.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Oh boy. Never thought I'd say this, but much worse than Sarah Palin. A New York Times reporter confirmed rumors that Donald Trump is considering Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) as his running mate, should he launch a 2024 presidential campaign....
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Just for Laughs
Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes you just need a small prompt to say the right thing.
2 comments
Posts
Oct 20, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Ok, who had the one with no onions? This is the last of my vacation backlog. Y'all can relax now. ;)
3 comments
Posts
Oct 20, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
I wonder what they'd do if I asked for some foamy shit on the top.
3 comments
Posts
Oct 20, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
I'd go with a nice malbec, but that's just me.
1 comment
Posts
Oct 20, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
No shortage of chumps.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 20, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Fall and Halloween cartoon fest.
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Posts
Oct 18, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
This one is for you, you traitorous shitstain.
2 comments
Posts
Oct 18, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
The diavolo pizza will hurt you, trust me. ;)
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 18, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Black cat boogie.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 16, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Y'all ready for Halloween, ladies?
8 comments
Posts
Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Personally, I can't pass up a good creme brulee either.
3 comments
Posts
Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Corvids are such comedians.
2 comments
Posts
Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
All in the presentation and pitch.
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Posts
Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Halloween zoom.
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Posts
Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
I've been out of town, so I'm gonna clear some of the log jam.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
You can feed 'em tofu, but no big macs.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 12, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
This just in. 😜
2 comments
Posts
Oct 12, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Uh oh, spill risk.
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Posts
Oct 12, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
He should have gotten the extended warranty.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Oct 12, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
I'm not honkin'. Are you honkin'?
4 comments
Posts
Oct 11, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
A seasonal second wave.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 11, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Smells funny, too.
7 comments
Posts
Oct 10, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
When you can't find your size, I guess this is what's left.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 10, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
When you expect too much from AI. It was a good day, there's a second batch on the way.
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.
6 comments
Posts
Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Good enough is never good enough.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Looks like he grabbed a good one.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 7, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
I wonder if that place is called "The Belfry"?
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 6, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Any Marvel fans out there?
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 6, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Technically, she can't be a bonehead..
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 6, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
From one of my Irish homies. THE IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't...
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Posts
Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Everyone knows about batshit, but did you know.... I considered posting the last one in the Trump Pinata group, but switched it to here.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Not even a peep out of Moscow Mitch. What a bunch of wussies. As for Barry, well, he who laughs last and everything....
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
OK, this is a little snarky, but I laughed. 😏
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