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Aug 26, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Listen to Uncle Joe. Take notes, fer fuck's sake.

Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Farts and broccoli, a naturally nutritious combination leading to clouds of phosphoric emissions.

Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Oh those wacky confederates, er, I mean, republicans.

Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Uh oh, seven years bad luck, starting now. LOL

Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Don and Hersch, quite a pair.

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Aug 23, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

I always worried about the dude with the yellow hat…..

Aug 23, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ribs for Lucille.

Aug 23, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Boxed up and ready to burn.

Just for Laughs

Aug 22, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

We need to stamp that out.

Aug 22, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Nice of the establishment to accommodate him.

Aug 22, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Traitor-related material for y'all.

Aug 20, 2022Aug 2022

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Aug 20, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Of course he's running. LOL

Just for Laughs

Aug 19, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Anti-ant anteaters for the win!

Aug 18, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some makeup examples.

Aug 17, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

"Stroke, Natasha, stroke!" "I'm stroking, Boris, I'm stroking!"

Just for Laughs

Aug 15, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Quick one, groan quickly and effishently. ;)

Aug 15, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Also, it looks like Kohl's will have a sale on loafers this weekend.

Aug 15, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Help us, Obi Wan, you're our only hope.

Aug 13, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

He who laughs last, you know?

Aug 13, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Anyone think this had something to do with it?

Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Y'all like golf? 😉

Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Susannah likes it.

Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Keep bellowing, you suckups.

Just for Laughs

Aug 11, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Denied coverage because of a bad pun. That hurts.

Aug 10, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

A little too hot for Atlas to handle any more.

Aug 10, 2022Aug 2022

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Aug 6, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'd give it a try.

Aug 3, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Poetry, anybody?

Just for Laughs

Aug 3, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

For you? No charge.

Just for Laughs

Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

I have to use this one today.

Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

"I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator." Mother Jones (Mary Harris Jones; 1837-1930) Addendum to that quote ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

The guy who owns the Lambo deserves it for leaving it parked in the street.

Just for Laughs

Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

A humorous salute to the animal kingdom.

Aug 1, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Geez, he gets all kind of tax breaks for parking Ivana behind the first tee. The property will officially be a cemetery, because the law doesn't specify a minimum number of people buried on it. Read down to see how much this asswipe will get for this...

Just for Laughs

Jul 31, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Maybe there's a Ted Nugent tee available.

Jul 31, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some cronies of the former guy in the spotlight.

Jul 30, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I've heard the actual oval office isn't that big, so this might work out for him.

Just for Laughs

Jul 30, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

For the record, I've been the problem more than once.

Jul 30, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

That's just how my memory rolls.

Jul 30, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

It's all rigged.

Just for Laughs

Jul 29, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

She uses those drumsticks like they were part of her.

Just for Laughs

Jul 28, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Don't believe the hype!

Just for Laughs

Jul 27, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

It's about time!

Just for Laughs

Jul 26, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Going for 2 out of 3 won't help after the first round.

Just for Laughs

Jul 26, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

And is this stardust I see here?!

Jul 25, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

One more for my pal, and orange-tinted crony, Josh, who really does understand the mob.

Just for Laughs

Jul 25, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Shouldn't have put the money in crypto-currency.

Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Cronies and criminals, traitors and masturbaters.

Just for Laughs

Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Like he's smart enough to do that.

Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Just for Laughs

Jul 23, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Interpreting book review blurbs.

Jul 21, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

You'd think it would be the feet, am I right?

Jul 21, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Not damp, moist. Clammy, that's better.

Jul 21, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Set your VCR now before you forget.

Jul 20, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

More people need to understand this. “It is never my custom to use words lightly. If twenty-seven years in prison have done anything to us, it was to use the silence of solitude to make us understand how precious words are and how real speech is ...

Just for Laughs

Jul 20, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Give my regards to Broadway!

Just for Laughs

Jul 19, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I can understand this diagram.

Jul 19, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yoo hoooo! Merrrrrriiiiiickk! Got a present for you!

Jul 19, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I think Springsteen did it first.

Jul 19, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yep, a simple lack of character, that's all. I need to re-read Catch-22, it's been decades.

Just for Laughs

Jul 17, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

How many more are you expecting?

Just for Laughs

Jul 17, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

This great if you are a naturally talented cheater.

Just for Laughs

Jul 16, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Got to get them all. 😉

Jul 16, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Sometimes, I don't want to be a good boy either.

Jul 16, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Dope with a rope.

Jul 15, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Co-conspirators are fair game here in the pinata, no?

Jul 15, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I always wondered where that sobriquet originated...

Jul 15, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

How I crave seeing this classless traitor behind bars.

Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Wake up, sheeple!

Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ketchup throwing as a spectator sport, and some lying SCOTUS memes.

Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Sendak was a visionary, it seems.

Just for Laughs

Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Wait till he sees the bill.

Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Next step, acquire wisdom.

Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Next step, acquire wisdom.

Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Luckily, I speak fluent dumb from years of practice talking to proselytizers..

Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I posted these in just for laughs by mistake, I meant to post them here! It's early, haven't had coffee yet.

Just for Laughs

Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Run, tubby, run.

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

You gotta go pretty deep...

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

He can’t quit, can he?

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

“A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Looks like we gonna do some blood soil soakin' over here now. In fact,we've already started.

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Super size it, please.

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

The blades are spinning...

Jul 11, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I told you NOT to put seeds in the bird feeder.

Jul 11, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yep, just about finished.

Jul 11, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

We see this more every day now.

Jul 10, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Found this right after I posted the last one. As far as I can tell, it is absolutely spot on accurate.

Jul 10, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

...and you backed into the spot - awesome dude!

Jul 10, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Looking back at the day he took his oaf.

Jul 9, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

How low can you go?

Jul 9, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

At least dubya had a "strategery". LOL

Just for Laughs

Jul 9, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I wanna see who can use their tongue like that.

Just for Laughs

Jul 7, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'd sign up for that day drinking gig.

Jul 7, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Judicial legacy of our boy and the new meanings of the word freedom.

Just for Laughs

Jul 7, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

That was a close one, Bullwinkle!

Jul 6, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Just for Laughs

Jul 6, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Knock it off you guys, it's hurricane season right now ya know.

Jul 6, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Are you strapped, or did you forget to strap up?

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