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Just for Laughs

Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

You gotta follow your dreams.

Just for Laughs

Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Sorry. Happy Sunday anyway. 😉

Just for Laughs

Aug 28, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

I wanna hire the marketing guy.

Just for Laughs

Aug 28, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Going the wrong way.

Just for Laughs

Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

No money, eat cheap. Duh.

Just for Laughs

Aug 24, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

I don't like it that much either, but jeez.

Just for Laughs

Aug 24, 2021Aug 2021

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No longer the sunshine state.

Just for Laughs

Aug 22, 2021Aug 2021

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An approach that still has adherents, even today.

Aug 20, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

The Zappa theory of the universe. Sounds about right.

Just for Laughs

Aug 17, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Should've looked at Yelp first...

Just for Laughs

Aug 16, 2021Aug 2021

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Always heartbreaking.

Just for Laughs

Aug 15, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

The cornea the joke, the better.

Just for Laughs

Aug 14, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Sustainability, prudence, and honest concern about the climate.

Just for Laughs

Aug 13, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

When the only tool you have is a hammer .....

Just for Laughs

Aug 13, 2021Aug 2021

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That's where all the experts are, after all.

Aug 12, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

I know which one I'd pick.

Just for Laughs

Aug 12, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

I know which one I'd pick.

Just for Laughs

Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Probably a good call.

Just for Laughs

Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

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It ain't the meat, it's the motion.

Just for Laughs

Aug 10, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Names are important.

Just for Laughs

Aug 8, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Good meta-metaphor.

Just for Laughs

Aug 8, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Some new opportunities opening up.

Just for Laughs

Aug 8, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Not funny, Polly.

Just for Laughs

Aug 7, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

A reasonable precaution. The hawks rely on treachery.

Just for Laughs

Aug 6, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Looks like they got the right guys on that panel. 🙄

Aug 5, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

The headstone of people who aren't sheep. I know, right?

Just for Laughs

Aug 5, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

That's a tricky event to win correctly.

Just for Laughs

Aug 4, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

An honest, but frustrating, misunderstanding. Frustratus -a -um.

Just for Laughs

Aug 4, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Rodney Dangerfield never gets old : I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

Just for Laughs

Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Some books for you to recommend to your AI friends.

Just for Laughs

Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge...

Just for Laughs

Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Swallow this whole.

Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

"I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48." James Thurber I like the idea, to be honest. 😜

Just for Laughs

Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's never really unanimous.

Just for Laughs

Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Funny, not funny. 😔

Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

“I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.” James Baldwin - The Fire Next Time. James Baldwin by Dmitri Kasterine

Just for Laughs

Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Practical magic.

Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Of course, President Grant was quite familiar with insurrectionists and traitors. Didn't like em. At all.

Just for Laughs

Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just for Laughs

Jul 27, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

He has a point.

Just for Laughs

Jul 26, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

I'd do it for the free mask.

Just for Laughs

Jul 26, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Maybe if he got a triple word score....

Just for Laughs

Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Also, got any corn?

Just for Laughs

Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Tell him to get stuffed.

Just for Laughs

Jul 24, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

And this is just the inspiration he needed.

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Jul 23, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Um, it's a soul patch, all right?.

Just for Laughs

Jul 23, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

We all heard you, you know.

Just for Laughs

Jul 22, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

You have to make your own rhythm. Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her ...

Just for Laughs

Jul 21, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Interesting. LOL

Just for Laughs

Jul 21, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Paint faster, Leo, I can't hold this much longer!

Just for Laughs

Jul 18, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

For all you Highland heathens, stay safe. 😊

Just for Laughs

Jul 17, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's not as hard as they'd like you to believe.

Just for Laughs

Jul 15, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Give him room, stay in your lane...

Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Honestly, this sounds like a great use of taxpayer dollars. I'll even kick in an extra sawbuck.

Just for Laughs

Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Many have tried...

Just for Laughs

Jul 11, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, heads up...so to speak.

Just for Laughs

Jul 11, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

This might come in handy.

Just for Laughs

Jul 10, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Tres embarrassing. "DR. GOLDBERG" Dr. Goldberg was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field. Soon he was invited ...

Just for Laughs

Jul 9, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

A great director, but his equipment was always there out front.

Just for Laughs

Jul 9, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Time to develop another strategy.

Just for Laughs

Jul 7, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

The first words from any philly baby - "Boooo, booo".

Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

We've been through 'em all, haven't we?

Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.  The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'   'No,' he replied, ...

Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Well, that's convenient. ;)

Just for Laughs

Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

I know, I know, this is a cheesy joke. Sorry. 😜

Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

"Animal factories are one more sign of the extent to which our technological capacities have advanced faster than our ethics." Peter Singer, professor of bioethics

Just for Laughs

Jul 5, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

I can't blame her. However, her character now dies in Act III.

Just for Laughs

Jul 5, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

I know my chicken. You gotta know your chicken.

Jul 5, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

“We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?” Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)

Just for Laughs

Jul 4, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Anybody ever run into these wackadoos? I don't think it's a joke, but it is funny in a sort of a sad pathetic way.

Just for Laughs

Jul 4, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Happy independence day to all my "just for laughs" American godless peeps. We all celebrate our own way, right?

Just for Laughs

Jul 3, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

The lesser known tourist attraction.

Jul 2, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

An amazing organ.

Just for Laughs

Jul 2, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

An amazing organ.

Just for Laughs

Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Take your time when you suit up.

Just for Laughs

Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Probably should have lied when she asked whether the jeans made her look fat. 🤪

Just for Laughs

Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

I paint what I see. 😜

Just for Laughs

Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Jun 28, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

The young Trump, anthropromophically. (Is that spelled right?)

Just for Laughs

Jun 28, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

At least it wasn't a super soaker.

Jun 27, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

A bargain at any price. 😜🤣

Jun 26, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

This resonated with me.

Just for Laughs

Jun 25, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Look who got the bill. LOL

Just for Laughs

Jun 24, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Don't put that one in a text message.

Just for Laughs

Jun 23, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

You CAN have it both ways. LOL

Just for Laughs

Jun 20, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Winston Churchill loved paraprosdokians, figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected. 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my ...

Jun 20, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Father's day at Leavenworth.

Just for Laughs

Jun 20, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Happy day to all the dads, and also please bring a quart of half and half.

Jun 17, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Subject: A warning for the men Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't ...

Just for Laughs

Jun 17, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Subject: A warning for the men Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't ...

Just for Laughs

Jun 17, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

So a man is in court and is suspected of murder. His defense lawyer is at the last legs of his argument. In one final attempt, he says to the court "In ten seconds the man my client is suspected of murdering will walk into the courtroom completely ...

Just for Laughs

Jun 16, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Live long and....AAAAGGH!

Just for Laughs

Jun 15, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Trigger warning: Moms, close your eyes for this.

Just for Laughs

Jun 14, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

The red shirts don't last.

Jun 12, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

The divine one had an interesting observation.

Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

An interesting offer.

Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's a closed continuum.

Just for Laughs

Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Larson confronts the age old question....

Jun 8, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

This guys is kind of like a Canadian Sagan.

Just for Laughs

Jun 8, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Fabled sibling.

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