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Jul 6, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Can he pull another Houdini?

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Jul 4, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some dips in the road coming up.

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Jul 3, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

But he's got such a nice vibrato.

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Jul 3, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some guidelines for my stateside heathens. Happy 4th! 😏

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Jul 2, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Rust in pieces.

Jul 2, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Next time, just bring potato salad, ok?

Jul 2, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I used to take a Tootsie Pop in the car for my kids when they pulled this kind of crap.

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Jul 1, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Quick thinking.

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Jul 1, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

In the long run, we're ALL dead.

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Jun 30, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

So much progress to reverse, so little time.

Jun 30, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I think 13 is cerulean blue, if that helps.

Jun 30, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some new merch! Visit our site today!

Jun 30, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.” Eric Hoffer

Jun 29, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Mmm, spaghetti. 😉

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Jun 29, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

My cow has fleas...

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Jun 28, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Unlike snap and crackle, pop can be fatal.

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Jun 27, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

An oldie but worth another look. Kids shoot straight with you, no punches pulled. Rules of Marriage, as described by kids 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she ...

Jun 26, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

On the bright side, this does save a lot of time and money.

Jun 26, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I feel that the recent gun festival and forced-birth rulings are the orange insurrectionist's legacy, so I am hanging all of this vitriol around his mangina-floppy neck. Honorable mention: Moscow Mitch and the entire fucking catholic church, ...

Jun 25, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Spread your wings, little plane.

Jun 25, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some pictures of the orange insurrectionist and some of his favorite toadies and dupes.

Jun 23, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I suggest small talk.

Jun 23, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ya gotta feel it in your heart.

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Jun 23, 2022Jun 2022

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Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Why not make it a monthly donation?

Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Why not make it a monthly donation?

Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Well, confederate generals were wasps, and they were dicks too, so.....

Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hey! Hey Merrick! Are you awake?

Jun 21, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

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Jun 20, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Lawn darts too, though I sort of miss those.

Jun 20, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

You gotta take every opportunity. Before they run out of money.

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Jun 20, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Dads are SUPPOSED to tell the same joke over and over. It's in the rule book!

Jun 19, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I prefer "briskly strolling".

Jun 19, 2022Jun 2022

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Jun 18, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

He's not on mute, it looks like he's trapped in a glass box!

Jun 18, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

He's got to be brave. rolling my eyes

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Jun 17, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Nothing? Not even edibles?

Jun 16, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

The music can make all the difference.

Jun 16, 2022Jun 2022

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Jun 16, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

All my appointees are turning against me, ungrateful RINOs! LOL

Jun 15, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Gonna keep my eyes on that space.

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Jun 15, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Um, I decided to use the ATM.

Jun 14, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hey, who's watching those hearings anyway?

Jun 14, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Pesky thing, those facts.

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Jun 14, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Since I got divorced, they all stay up.

Jun 13, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I herd you, the doctor said.

Jun 13, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

We have a guest star playing the face in the mirror tonight.

Jun 13, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

It'll cook down, just watch.

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Jun 13, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Guns: c'mon, buy one.

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Jun 12, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Tough spot to be in.

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Jun 12, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Sleeping off all that porridge I bet.

Jun 11, 2022Jun 2022

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Jun 11, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

You have to know your audience in crafting a help message.

Jun 11, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I generally retire to the tiki bar.

Jun 11, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

It isn't even that challenging of a maze.

Jun 10, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

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Jun 10, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Where is all that salmon going to?

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Jun 10, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

That'll keep ya hummin'!

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Jun 9, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Loafers. Har Har. 😉

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Jun 9, 2022Jun 2022

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Jun 8, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Off to see the wizard, bend over and say cheese.

Jun 8, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Can't hear it when I pee doc, the p is silent.

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Jun 8, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Um, I changed my mind about the egg white omelet thanks.

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Jun 7, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some things just look too tempting to pass up.

Jun 5, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

The remaining Sunday 6.

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Jun 5, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I haven't been to chick fil homophobes in decades. I will only go on Sundays, those pricks.

Jun 5, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

See? It's not that hard.

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Jun 5, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, mental health, that's the ticket.

Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

The rest of the Saturday dump. It's not what it looks like, LOL.

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Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

It will cost a fortune...IN BED.

Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

That's a whopper. With cheese.

Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Who you gonna call?

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Jun 3, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Four can fit in one car, two in the front, two in the back.

Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Bonus for all you programmers out there. The 11th of the batch that didn't fit in the last post.

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Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Never, ever put ketchup on a hot dog in Chicago. They don't put up with that there.

Jun 1, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

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Jun 1, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I really thought they'd pick me this time, but no.

May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Narcissistic memorial day.

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May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

It's a quick and easy read. Makes sense, too.

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May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

In the Texas legislature, more than 6 dildos constitutes a quorum.

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May 29, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

I miss Kenny Rogers.

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May 29, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'll tell you what you can do with yer colonoscopy....

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May 28, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

A very woody situation here.

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May 28, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

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May 28, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Reading can be relaxing.

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May 27, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

The kids had a ball.

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May 26, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Simple is better. In Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable. They wanted to give her warm milk to ...

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May 25, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Do do do doo do do do doo.

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May 25, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ring a bell for anyone?

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May 25, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Well, that's my job, so....

May 25, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Trump and all of his "replacement killers". It's long and it's horrific, but it's accurate. Donald Trump and Tucker Carlson have convinced millions of Americans they need to kill or be killed: If conservative whites don’t act now, ...

General & Hellos

May 24, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Worth posting one more time.

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May 24, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, keep those heads up. LOL

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May 24, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Now he's gonna have to lug that thing back tomorrow.

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May 24, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Better than monkey pox, but more embarrassing.

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May 23, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Put another quarter in, come on!

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May 22, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

History lesson. They made them that way once.

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May 22, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

This makes good Muppet sense.

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May 21, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

A punny thing happened to me....

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May 21, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drgs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location. ...

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