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Just for Laughs

Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Damn. I had an invite too.

Apr 4, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Two crooks on a book.

Just for Laughs

Apr 4, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Two scenarios, one of which I also will root for.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Something for everybody. :)

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

This is an old one. - Z. "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." Nookie Green seems to be very popular with my male parishioners the priest thinks. Then, he tells the...

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

I can get behind this version.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Two stooges, and ancestors of anti-vaxxers.

Apr 2, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

An entertaining thought experiment.

Just for Laughs

Apr 2, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

A short fable for modern times, as told to me by a buddy. "Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So, I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's ...

Just for Laughs

Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

You believed it at first, didn't you?

Just for Laughs

Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Wrapping up the week.

Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

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We don't talk about Lindsey, no no...

Just for Laughs

Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

We don't talk about Lindsey, no no...

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

I just can't get away from picking on Rafael. Nobody has complained yet.

Just for Laughs

Mar 29, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some bad choices on display in today's batch.

Just for Laughs

Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

I thought it was funny, ok?

Just for Laughs

Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

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Just for Laughs

Mar 26, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am....

Just for Laughs

Mar 26, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

A certain senator has been providing a lot of comic relief recently, if you get past the gag reflex.

Just for Laughs

Mar 25, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Happy Friday, y'all!

Just for Laughs

Mar 22, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Make checks payable to me.

Mar 20, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

You can't be too careful at Starbucks.

Just for Laughs

Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Next, it will be a crime to not like this asshole.

Just for Laughs

Mar 15, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

The wine always has a few words to say for me.

Just for Laughs

Mar 14, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Happy pi day, y’all.

Mar 13, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

I favor the star wars approach.

Just for Laughs

Mar 13, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

See if you can spot the symbolism.

Mar 12, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hmm, sounds familiar.

Just for Laughs

Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Never had a day THAT bad. Some Friday funnies.

Just for Laughs

Mar 9, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Critters, old and new.

Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hucksters always huck.

Just for Laughs

Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Biting social commentary and a groaner.

Just for Laughs

Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Inspirational words.

Mar 5, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, that sounds right.

Just for Laughs

Mar 4, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

I suggest a nice merlot.

Just for Laughs

Mar 4, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

He must have really screwed it up this time.

Mar 2, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

A nice gesture from one murdering thug to a family of like minded asswipes.

Just for Laughs

Mar 2, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

I haven't really heard a lot of groaning recently. So I'm going to fix that right now.

Just for Laughs

Mar 1, 2022Mar 2022

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Just for Laughs

Feb 28, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

There's always something there to remind me....

Feb 28, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Just like the author...

Just for Laughs

Feb 26, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Plus a coupon for frames..

Just for Laughs

Feb 26, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

It was so real....

Just for Laughs

Feb 25, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

So just relax...

Just for Laughs

Feb 23, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Any poker players out there?

Just for Laughs

Feb 22, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

What? Uh oh, time to worry.

Just for Laughs

Feb 22, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

They finally caught up with her.

Feb 21, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Stick with this post from Jim Wright. It doesn't seem to be on topic initially, but he gets there in a satisfying way. Jim Wright In 1628, Sweden launched a mighty warship, the Vasa. It was a beast, bristling with cannons, festooned with acres of...

Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Silly Sunday stuff.

Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

New tool for the archivist.

Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

It's all about the memories you make with family.

Just for Laughs

Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

He's off to see the lube-wizard.

Just for Laughs

Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Before seven of nine, there was.....

Just for Laughs

Feb 18, 2022Feb 2022

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Just for Laughs

Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'm gnat in love....

Just for Laughs

Feb 16, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Stands to reason. He really should have known better.

Feb 16, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some items related to Mr. Clogged Toilet.

Feb 15, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Nice of her to visit.

Just for Laughs

Feb 15, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some serious mansplaining going on here.

Feb 14, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Teaching moment, wingnut style .

Just for Laughs

Feb 14, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Paintings can be a bit elitist. Some Monday yuks for y'all.

Just for Laughs

Feb 14, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Just for Laughs

Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

If I must format something, I use Open Office for just that reason.

Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ya gotta hand it to them, they understand merchandising.

Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Keep plunging, Mike! Work that suction! LOL

Just for Laughs

Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

For all of you budding spiritual geology enthusiasts, here is a handy chart.

Just for Laughs

Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

He is such a ham.

Feb 11, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

We needed someone in there to read it to him. Or maybe a picture with his name on it?

Just for Laughs

Feb 9, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hump day laughs.

Just for Laughs

Feb 9, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Take your time.

Feb 7, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Comparative educational achievements.

Just for Laughs

Feb 7, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Calvin was ahead of his time here. Unfortunately.

Feb 7, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Not about Trump per se, but a clean response to the policies he inspired in one of our newer state governors. The Virginia voters made a big mistake installing this coiffed nazi in the governor's mansion, and will feel the repercussions until they ...

Just for Laughs

Feb 7, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some Monday morning observations on the unique American condition.

Just for Laughs

Feb 5, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Animal practical jokes.

Just for Laughs

Feb 5, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some artistic humor for you soulless heathens, LOL

Feb 5, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some poetry for the denizens of pinata-ville about one of our all-time favorites...

Feb 4, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

“A person is smart, people are stupid”. Tommy Lee Jones as Agent K in "Men in Black"

Just for Laughs

Feb 2, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Important tips for you nuns out there. 😜

Just for Laughs

Feb 2, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Oh those goofy christers....

Just for Laughs

Feb 1, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

This is a VERY old joke. If you were born after 2010, you probably never heard it. But it is a classic. It's not always pretty ... CLASSICS (as in "pretty old") After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through...

Just for Laughs

Feb 1, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

It helps if you open the window before cutting loose.

Just for Laughs

Feb 1, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Looks like the meows have it.

Just for Laughs

Jan 31, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

And that's because I don't!

Jan 31, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

"To bear up under loss, to fight the bitterness of defeat and the weakness of grief, to be victor over anger, to smile when tears are close, to resist evil men and base instincts, to hate hate and to love love, to go on when it would seem good to ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 31, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

I know the feeling, little Echo.

Just for Laughs

Jan 30, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

I've got an English muffin pixie with the most delightful accent.

Just for Laughs

Jan 29, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

Life is a struggle.

Just for Laughs

Jan 29, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

She can't talk, but she can sure act!

Just for Laughs

Jan 28, 2022Jan 2022

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Jan 28, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

From one of my Latino pals. I don’t know if I would like to ask for the visa.

Just for Laughs

Jan 28, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

Might be smarter to Uber.

Just for Laughs

Jan 28, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

Reminds me of a certain political party with designs on destroying democracy. But maybe that's just me.

Just for Laughs

Jan 27, 2022Jan 2022

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Just for Laughs

Jan 26, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

Attaboy, Brandon!

Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

Nope, nothing to see here, LOL. Also, get ready Kiev for your new Putin appointed president!

Just for Laughs

Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ever hear of ASKING PERMISSION buddy?

Just for Laughs

Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ok, the last one isn't that funny. Sorry.

Just for Laughs

Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

After a certain age, it's a good idea to do this first.

Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

And everybody knows it!

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