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Sep 11, 2020Sep 2020

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I guess when you forge all kinds of other things, it seems like what you are supposed to do. Har Har.

Sep 7, 2020Sep 2020

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Specificity can be very instructive. And entertaining.

Sep 4, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Snoop Dog precursor.

Sep 2, 2020Sep 2020

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Criminal Don visits Kenosha, and nobody can figure out why. Key quote: “Trump knows he needs to win Wisconsin in order to stay president and not go to jail, but since Trump doesn’t really understand what the president does, there’s an odd ...

Aug 31, 2020Aug 2020

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Take THAT you "science" nerds. LOL

Aug 28, 2020Aug 2020

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Every swimmer needs, at the very least, one working hose.

Aug 23, 2020Aug 2020

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Aug 22, 2020Aug 2020

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Some scary stuff from the master of cold horror.

Aug 19, 2020Aug 2020

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OK, this is a little snarky.

Aug 18, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

It's amazing what you can do with make up.

Aug 13, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Aug 4, 2020Aug 2020

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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

Aug 2, 2020Aug 2020

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"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

Aug 1, 2020Aug 2020

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"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

Jul 30, 2020Jul 2020

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I stole these. But then again, I usually steal the stuff I post here. SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed....

Jul 30, 2020Jul 2020

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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

Jul 26, 2020Jul 2020

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With so many sporting events cancelled, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship… It’s on Paperview. I'll let myself out.

Jul 12, 2020Jul 2020

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This is just too good to be a coincidence.

Jul 11, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by zeuser

So our douche-cannon POTUS decided it's a good idea, after 135,000 or so deaths and record breaking numbers of new cases daily, to wear a mask. Too bad those 135,000 will never see him in his fucking mask, but I bet he complains that nobody is ...

Jul 2, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is not strictly speaking a direct Trump analysis. But even though it's long, I recommend that y'all read it. Some of the people you thought were bad actually are. Some others you didn't think were so bad, well, take a look at the article. ...

Jun 30, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Now this has some appeal. Also, I think I've seen some of her films. LOL

Jun 29, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Sign makers seem to be having a boom in their industry.

Jun 28, 2020Jun 2020

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I'm guessing they generated a number of his tweets as well.

Jun 28, 2020Jun 2020

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A lesson in the biological science of insects.

Jun 25, 2020Jun 2020

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You'll have some problems getting the Eagles fans onboard with that "go both teams" stuff during the Cowboys game.

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Jun 19, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Who remembers this golden oldie from Alvin and the Chipmunks? 🤣

Jun 19, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I enjoyed, more or less, how our "president" told the mayor of Tulsa, who wisely imposed a curfew prior to the big rally tomorrow, to "read the constitution!" It reminded me of this gem from 2017, when Stable G tried to read Article II in front of a ...

Jun 17, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

See? I can be cute and apolitical if I want.

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Jun 13, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Here's another joke from my AI buddy Amy. "My sister bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!" Amy is getting better at timing. She split this into two ...

Jun 12, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Let me at em, let me at em! Where's my diet coke?

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Jun 12, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I've been fooling around with an AI. I asked her to tell me a joke, and she came up with this one. I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day. I thought it was pretty ...

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Jun 11, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.

Jun 11, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses. But I couldn't help but point out that I support the republican platform. Wanna know why? Take a look. Isn't that special? C'mon now, isn't it? LOL ...

Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I can understand Republicans not supporting the imbecile's re-election, but some of them are surprising even me.

Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Nobody wants to go to the talking yam's convention. Har har.

Jun 3, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

You tell em, Stable G!

May 30, 2020May 2020

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Hmmm, I think I see a pattern here but I'm not absolutely sure...

May 25, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Now, watch this drive.

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May 23, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Could work in my favor for a change. LOL

May 20, 2020May 2020

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Snoopy knows. I didn't know whether to post here or in the just for laughs group, but I figured you guys would enjoy it more, so...

May 20, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Since the Manchurian cantaloupe won't unveil President Obama's official portrait, I figured I'd share it with y'all in case you were curious what it looked like. I think it captures the essence of the man, m'self.

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May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

We got a more than a few of us here that are of a certain age range.

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May 13, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

The red shirts are always the pawns.

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May 13, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Rex knows best.

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May 9, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, I didn't think so either. Heh.

May 9, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is the good old American ingenuity I know and love!

May 8, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

I thought he looked familiar.

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May 6, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Somebody posted this on my neighborhood board. I bet it was mom.

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May 4, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Keep chirping, buddy.

May 1, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

So the new strategy for the talking yam is to blame everything on China. Interesting strategy. Before our genius administration further engages in attacking China in a war of accusations, several relevant factors come into focus for me. One, they...

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Apr 28, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'd love to give one, but... .

Apr 24, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Imagine you are a flower. Now let your petals open to the life-giving sun. Feel the virus dying inside you.

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Apr 23, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

One was enough for me. === A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you ...

Apr 23, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Repubs can't have an educated populace. That all led up to Betsy DeVos.

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Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Jesus ain't takin' anybody anywhere, but if he did..... Happy 420 y'all!

Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

That's the damn truth.

Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Breaking news from the white house press room...

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Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Let's see if my image posts. If not, I'll try the comments.

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Apr 12, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Also, NC State students.

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Apr 10, 2020Apr 2020

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Apr 10, 2020Apr 2020

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There is a reason you have that sinking feeling.

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Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

What day is it today?

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Apr 1, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

See, this is why we can't have nice things. LOL

Mar 29, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

Y'all remember Bloom County?

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Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

Quarantine problems; if this doesn't work, we may have to actually talk to each other.

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Mar 24, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

Really? Is that a lion?

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Mar 18, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

Not so tricky NOW, are you Wally? Heh.

Mar 12, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

A lot of attention recently has focused on Orwell's 1984, indicating that sometimes life imitates art. Another more specific instance occurs in the works of Camus. I've excerpted this from an article aggregated by Raw Story written by Michael ...

Feb 23, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by zeuser

It's a toss up, if you ask me.

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Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by zeuser

I can't react to anything via the like menu options, and I also cannot see who reacted to a post either by hovering over the icon or using "show likes". I just tried it and the show likes option has disappeared from the three bar button on the bottom...

Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by zeuser

I know we are a group of atheists and agnostics, but it IS Sunday, and maybe some praying is in order.

Jan 21, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

This article suggests what the current supporters of our fuckwad president can look forward to. You may have to do some futzing with ad blockers to see it, but I loved this part about Ted Cruz and how he figures into it. Rick Wilson has a way with ...

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Jan 20, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

I bet a lot of you feel the same way.

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Jan 15, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

I stole this one verbatim, but it's cute. Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. ⁪ She ...

Jan 12, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

"As a general rule . . . people ask for advice only in order not to follow it; or, if they do follow it, in order to have someone to blame for giving it." Alexandre Dumas

Jan 8, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

Chill, the archduke says we're all overreacting.

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Jan 8, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

Ahh maybe I'll see if I can find this at Kohl's.

Jan 5, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

Wow. The game show host president really fucked this one up. So, now we fight both Iraq and Iran at once, and still stay in Afghanistan? And Korea is there on our western flank. Dumbass.

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Jan 1, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

My resolutions are a multi-year example of personal evolution.

Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by zeuser

Here's a nice haiku.

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Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

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Dec 21, 2019Dec 2019

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Bill Waterson is one of my heroes.

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Dec 11, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by zeuser

Now let's make the sign of the shoe to save our soles.

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Dec 8, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is good advice. Plus a basic truth.

Just for Laughs

Nov 30, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I'd come out of retirement for a job like this.

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Nov 30, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I'd remember too.

Nov 30, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Best analogy regarding Rudy's "pro bono" work for orange Julius as compared with the Facebook business model. Excerpt is a quote from Business Insider reporter Lizette Lopez. “When you log on Facebook and it’s for free, you know ...

Nov 22, 2019Nov 2019

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Meanwhile, in Bloom County...

Nov 21, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Rick Wilson, a former Republican strategist and now a Trump critic, tweeted this about the R's on the inquiry panel. The wordcraft is just too good not to share. "I'm starting to think that your lawyers suck, Devin Nunes is dumber than a sack of ...

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Nov 20, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I always wondered where they kept this stuff...

Nov 18, 2019Nov 2019

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I know that this is preaching to the choir (which is an unusual metaphor in an agnostic/atheist group, but still..), just a reminder...

Nov 18, 2019Nov 2019

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Just in time for xmas, for those hard-to-buy-for republicans on your list....

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Nov 16, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Santa, if you're listening...

Nov 16, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I got a favor for you right here in my pocket. Guess what it is.

Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision. Winston Churchill

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Back in 74, the public hearings about the Nixon impeachment were a very big deal indeed. I remember taking my car to the garage, and the TV in the waiting room had the hearings on, and everyone watched with rapt attention. I remember Rep. Barbara ...

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Sadly, this whole thing was more than just a phone call - that was just how we found out about it. "Ukraine got their aid, so I DID NOTHING WRONG". Here's a timeline.

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Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by zeuser

Meteoric career well played.

Oct 29, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by zeuser

Guilty, guilty, guilty! Blast from the past. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Sep 28, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by zeuser

You gotta pick something..

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