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Just for Laughs

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

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For animal lovers everywhere.

Jan 24, 2021Jan 2021

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Skeptical Republicans. Their belief in the afterlife only goes so far.

Jan 24, 2021Jan 2021

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Just for Laughs

Jan 23, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

A joke for American football fans for the playoffs. During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals, and at half-time, the coach made a ...

Jan 22, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

“The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.” - Mark Twain

Just for Laughs

Jan 20, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Strategic eating.

Jan 20, 2021Jan 2021

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Soon. Very soon.

Just for Laughs

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

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An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Life hacks that really work. Not one pun in the bunch.

Just for Laughs

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Aw, she's growing up! ❤️

Just for Laughs

Jan 18, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Warning: Pun overload alert.

Just for Laughs

Jan 18, 2021Jan 2021

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One size does NOT fit all.

Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Here are a couple of editorials.

Jan 14, 2021Jan 2021

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This looks like a good side hustle.

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

But the recipe says "First, you take a leek ..."

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

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I guess they didn't want to cross the picket line.

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

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It's hard to face the truth sometimes.

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Trump supporters are the true victims here.

Just for Laughs

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

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True story. I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a ...

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

A lot of them have short fuses, too.

Just for Laughs

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Something for the vegans from Smudge the cat.

Just for Laughs

Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

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Probably wage cuts next. That should work.

Just for Laughs

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

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All it takes is a little something in the cheese.

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

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New trophy for Nancy's office.

Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

This one seems appropriate today, for some reason.

Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

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Hey, remember back in 2016 when the republicans won all the branches of government, and all of us in the opposition bought guns and ammo and went to DC to defy the will of the people and try to intimidate the congress to vote the other way against ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

The original snow blower.

Jan 5, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

I always liked Ed Norton the actor. This makes me like him more. Good way to look at things right now, worth your time to read it. Edward Norton: Call Trump's Bluff "I’m no political pundit but I grew up with a dad who was a federal prosecutor, ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 4, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

See, you swab up some of your motor oil and send it to these guys...

Jan 4, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Like sands through the hourglass, so go the last days of our nightmare.

Jan 3, 2021Jan 2021

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I do NOT like Mitt's politics, but for me, his integrity has never been in question. Senator Mitt Romney The egregious ploy to reject electors may enhance the political ambition of some, but dangerously threatens our Democratic Republic. The ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 2, 2021Jan 2021

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Dec 31, 2020Dec 2020

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I am not a big fan of the concept of "saints", but still... “Charity is no substitute for justice withheld.” St. Augustine

Dec 30, 2020Dec 2020

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Are you wondering why so many "vulnerable" Republican senators won lopsided victories? Also, how about that Republican projection, accusing Dems of the very things they are doing?

Just for Laughs

Dec 29, 2020Dec 2020

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Testing the power of prayer. In this case, might be worth a shot. === In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in a nearby pew saying a prayer under her breath, but loud enough that I could hear her praying. She was so innocent and ...

General & Hellos

Dec 29, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Just a reminder that some things are true no matter what year it is.

Just for Laughs

Dec 25, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Hey, happy nothing, ya buncha atheists! :)

Just for Laughs

Dec 24, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Just hang on, let's check the odometers on both of the them first.

Just for Laughs

Dec 20, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

All holiday lore is based on fact.

Just for Laughs

Dec 18, 2020Dec 2020

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When it snows in Philly, the need to set boundaries intensifies.

Just for Laughs

Dec 17, 2020Dec 2020

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Art majors, this one's for you.

Just for Laughs

Dec 15, 2020Dec 2020

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Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

Dec 12, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Honestly, this is probably at least as good as all the other ideas.

Dec 12, 2020Dec 2020

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What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. Herbert Spencer

Just for Laughs

Dec 11, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Sometimes, the myths can work in your favor.

Just for Laughs

Dec 11, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Time to put the damn elf to work.

Just for Laughs

Dec 10, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

This could be an issue. This is a work of fiction intended to be taken as a joke. wink

Just for Laughs

Dec 10, 2020Dec 2020

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My guess would be a new tablet. LOL

Just for Laughs

Dec 9, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Now watch what I do with your offer.

Just for Laughs

Dec 9, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

The truth hurts. Sometimes. On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be. Unable to decide, Nathan went to the ...

Just for Laughs

Dec 7, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

I know we are mostly agnostics and atheists here, but this is funny. :) Three Pilots at the Pearly Gates A Christmas Story Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter said, 'In honor of this holy...

Just for Laughs

Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Annoying habit.

Just for Laughs

Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

I think we can all relate.

Dec 4, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

This guy is an appellate litigator admitted to practice in California, the Ninth Circuit and the U.S. Supreme Court. This is a very clear discussion of the options in front of the talking yam. Long, but interesting. Jay Kuo htSpSon4soirhed · As ...

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Strategy session with the boss.

Just for Laughs

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

The not-so-secret life of plants.

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Maybe this will work, ya think?

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Maybe this will work, ya think?

Nov 29, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Son, this brings up some bad memories for me.

Nov 29, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Ok, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Nov 27, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

An example of how, sometimes, conspiracy theories can be helpful.

General & Hellos

Nov 26, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I've found that the less I expect, the more thankful I am. For all the people who have given to me who I will never know about, I am especially thankful. Enjoy the food and the traditions and each other today. Be well and ...

Nov 23, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Is this a trick? If not, it's about time.

Just for Laughs

Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

The struggle is real.for all of us.

Nov 21, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'm not sure if this qualifies as a quote, it's pretty long. But I thought y'all would like. Mod, please tell me if this is inappropriate and I will delete. Kurt Vonnegut: When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was ...

Just for Laughs

Nov 21, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Thanksgiving at the Disney staff party.

Just for Laughs

Nov 21, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Before the coin shortage, there was this.

Nov 20, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Ahhh, Calvin was involved! Now this makes sense to me.🤣🤣🤣🤪

Just for Laughs

Nov 19, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Just for Laughs

Nov 17, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is a phenomenon with which I believe we all have some experience.

Nov 17, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

He's onto something here.

Nov 14, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Just about two more months of this creeper.

Just for Laughs

Nov 13, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Come on, it's funny. ;)

Nov 13, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Philly is already loaded with historical sites. They know how to do plaques and markers, and have a reverence for hallowed ground. LOL

Nov 12, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Hey, who likes haiku?

Nov 10, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Yeeesh, what a mess!

Nov 8, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is one of my high school classmates with her mom standing in front of Joe Biden's childhood home in Scranton, about a mile and a half from where I grew up. Yesterday, there was a parade of folks who showed up on N. Washington Ave., like my ...

Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Ok, now, everybody! With feeling this time! NA NA NA NA - NA NA NA NA - HEY HEY - GOODBYE!

Just for Laughs

Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Important musical tip for pipers.

Nov 5, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

A related but equally shocking development.

Oct 30, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

No, no, no, you dimwitted nazi, you don't, I repeat you DO NOT, fuck with Philly when we vote.

Just for Laughs

Oct 29, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

Follow me for more holiday cooking tips.

Just for Laughs

Oct 27, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

A wall full of truth and humor.

Just for Laughs

Oct 19, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

Who's the butt of this joke?

Just for Laughs

Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

Literate humor. An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening ...

Oct 14, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

All the best endorsements.

Just for Laughs

Oct 14, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

Some mail is never delayed.

Just for Laughs

Oct 11, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is a venerable old joke that came up again recently. A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of ...

Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

It's worth a try.

Sep 30, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Y'all see this?

Just for Laughs

Sep 26, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Who's ready for Christmas?

Just for Laughs

Sep 26, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

We should all take pride in our job.

Just for Laughs

Sep 26, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'd say he's an upstanding citizen. Key quote: Gagne, a woodworker and a carpenter by trade, says he's quite proud of his penis, which he describes as having the "the proper mushroom curvature on the tip" and "balls are properly sack-like."...

Sep 22, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Strictly speaking, this isn't about Trump per se, but he is looking for a civil war, and I think this group will like it. Mods, please delete if you think it's not appropriate for this group. DEAR RED STATES... WE'VE DECIDED WE'RE LEAVING. Dear Red...

Just for Laughs

Sep 21, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Do you feel lucky? Well do you? Punk?

Sep 18, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

I wonder. Does he have to go into quarantine for 2 weeks?

Sep 16, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is someone's opinion, i doubt it's true of all his supporters, but it does sound accurate for a bunch of them. Sad, scary, and a problem that is not going to "magically disappear". Posted on another liberal FB site: Dana: Disturbing but it has...

Sep 16, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is a good tip for people who want to make new friends but not really.

Sep 11, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

I guess when you forge all kinds of other things, it seems like what you are supposed to do. Har Har.

Sep 7, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Specificity can be very instructive. And entertaining.

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