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Just for Laughs

Jun 6, 2021Jun 2021

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To bury the acorn that no squirrel has buried before....

Just for Laughs

Jun 6, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

What the duck!?!

Just for Laughs

Jun 4, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

Hey, free is free.

Just for Laughs

Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

You can't make me, copper!

Just for Laughs

Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Giraffe walks into a bar, says "High balls are on me."

Just for Laughs

May 31, 2021May 2021

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Always make sure you know your territory, or shut up.

Just for Laughs

May 29, 2021May 2021

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There's always one, you know?

Just for Laughs

May 29, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

People can be so judgmental.

Just for Laughs

May 28, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

That'll be chilly for a bit.

Just for Laughs

May 24, 2021May 2021

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What? Oh yeah, that was the rhino.

Just for Laughs

May 23, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

Plus, he works for oats.

Just for Laughs

May 22, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

For that classic sound...

May 21, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

Can't cure pedophilia. But I digress. 😞

Just for Laughs

May 21, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

Gotta respect bilingual rodents.

Just for Laughs

May 21, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

Don't fall for it, don't fall for it...

Just for Laughs

May 18, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

Seize your opportunities.

May 18, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

On a related note, has anyone seen Mike Hunt? And who's Dick Hurtz? LOL

Just for Laughs

May 16, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

It had to happen, like Frazier and Ali.

Just for Laughs

May 16, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

My buddy sent me this gem. The key is mutuality. A VILLAGE TALE One day, Farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil. Then, he stopped by the livestock dealer to ...

Just for Laughs

May 15, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

No godless heathens here. Nope, no siree.

Just for Laughs

May 9, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

Happy Mother's day, you mothers! 😊💙

Just for Laughs

May 8, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

I KNEW there was more to the story...

May 7, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

New platform. A lot of people say it's yuge.

Just for Laughs

May 5, 2021May 2021

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I see this from a somewhat different perspective...

Just for Laughs

Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Just for Laughs

Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Trees experimenting with different reproductive strategies.

Just for Laughs

Apr 23, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Sharpening my humor a little.

Just for Laughs

Apr 21, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Someone with a slightly different perspective on how exploration really worked.

Just for Laughs

Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Feeling left out? Find your theory here.

Just for Laughs

Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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Just for Laughs

Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

That's how it starts.

Just for Laughs

Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Looks like they worked.

Just for Laughs

Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

When you bust yourself unnecessarily.

Just for Laughs

Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Ahhh, so that's how it works.

Just for Laughs

Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Changing, charging, adapting. Three different things.

Just for Laughs

Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's a disadvantage all right.

Just for Laughs

Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

I guess we'll go with scrambled instead of over easy today.

Just for Laughs

Apr 13, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Some of these are too true to be really funny, but I chuckled at most of them.

General & Hellos

Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

This is inspirational.

Just for Laughs

Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

You have to spread that disbelief around.

Just for Laughs

Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Less known Greek philosopher.

Apr 7, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Hard to believe, I know.

Just for Laughs

Apr 7, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

I knew there had to be a good reason.

Just for Laughs

Apr 6, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Need a gift idea for the wingnut in your life?

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

These are too good not to share. The hammer and sickles on Mitch and the rainbow motif on Lindsey are nice touches.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

The classics never get old. Here's one from the bottom of the trunk. "An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"... Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your ...

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

A lot of us post puns and wordplay here. Did you know that there are rules?

Just for Laughs

Apr 2, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Somebody has an attitude.

Mar 31, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I think this guy is from Romania.

Just for Laughs

Mar 31, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I think this guy is from Romania.

Just for Laughs

Mar 31, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

When the moon is in the 7th house...

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

You can't be too careful.

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

The long arm of the wingnut law.

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Geez, you make one wrong turn...

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

@OldMetalHead should get this one.

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's a mystery.

Just for Laughs

Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I had to look twice, but yeah.

Mar 27, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Showing off is a fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Just for Laughs

Mar 27, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

A couple of quick ones to prove I know some clean jokes --- I realized I was aging when someone complimented me on my alligator shoes while I was walking barefooted. —- A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where ...

Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Mafia bosses never commit murders themselves. They tell their button men to pull the trigger.

Just for Laughs

Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Oh, Smudge. LOL

Just for Laughs

Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Hey, boys and girls! What time is it?

Just for Laughs

Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Happy spring , y'all! 🌞

Just for Laughs

Mar 18, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Interesting, I thought I read he was a real cream puff, but I guess not.

Just for Laughs

Mar 18, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Ok, this is a day late but I thought it was funny.

Just for Laughs

Mar 18, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Did anybody bother to get the machine's input?

Just for Laughs

Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

No prescription needed.

Just for Laughs

Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

If you see him, let him know, would you?

Just for Laughs

Mar 15, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Elemental humor.

Just for Laughs

Mar 15, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live. Someone from NY posted this, and he has a point, IMO.

Just for Laughs

Mar 10, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

This hits a little too close to home for me.

Just for Laughs

Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I considered pros and cons before I posted.

Just for Laughs

Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Know your canines.

Just for Laughs

Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

You don't like Leo memes? Well, then...

Just for Laughs

Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Nothing worse than a scratchy LP.

Just for Laughs

Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

This is an example of why millennials make fun of us boomers.

Just for Laughs

Mar 6, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Just a little chilly today.

Just for Laughs

Mar 6, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Tasty literature discussion.

Just for Laughs

Mar 5, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

A giraffe walks into a bar and says "High balls are on me!" Yup. Happy Friday, y'all. :)

Just for Laughs

Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

As it turns out, I've been using tittle and interobang wrong all these years. ;)

Just for Laughs

Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Sorry. I will show myself out.

Just for Laughs

Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I often wondered how much extra they had to tip for this seating arrangement.

Just for Laughs

Feb 28, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Who doesn't like Leo memes?

Just for Laughs

Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

I knew a guy who won the eyeroll competition.

Just for Laughs

Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Doctor, Doctor, give me the news...

Just for Laughs

Feb 20, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Too much Fox News can affect your ability to cook up a valid-sounding excuse.

Just for Laughs

Feb 19, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Some people never learn.

Just for Laughs

Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Well, they are great.

Feb 15, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

A jury of his peers.

Just for Laughs

Feb 14, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Happy valentine's day, y'all!

Feb 12, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Constitutional derelicts.

Just for Laughs

Feb 11, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Every class has a Douglas.

Feb 10, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Timing is everything, even when it's a ridiculous example.

Feb 10, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

We kind of knew this was coming, but it's still satisfying to see. If the orange menace scares off even his current flaccid set of attorneys, he will find he needs much better lawyers in front of a judge. It's not karma, I don't think that phenomenon...

Just for Laughs

Feb 8, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

This explains a lot.

Just for Laughs

Feb 5, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased multimillionaire for the reading of the will. “To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and two million dollars,” the attorney reads. “To my darling ...

Feb 4, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

"There comes a point when a man must refuse to answer to his leader if he is also to answer to his own conscience." Hartley Shawcross, barrister, politician, and prosecutor at the Nuremberg War Crimes tribunal (1902-2003)

Community Senate

Feb 4, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

I can write a post or a reply, but I cannont submit with a void javascript error.

Just for Laughs

Jan 30, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Well I thought it was funny. :)

Just for Laughs

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Now here is a dish with a peel.

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