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Oct 12, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

He should have gotten the extended warranty.

Oct 12, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'm not honkin'. Are you honkin'?

Oct 11, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

A seasonal second wave.

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Oct 11, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Smells funny, too.

Oct 10, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

When you can't find your size, I guess this is what's left.

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Oct 10, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

When you expect too much from AI. It was a good day, there's a second batch on the way.

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Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Good enough is never good enough.

Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Looks like he grabbed a good one.

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Oct 7, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

I wonder if that place is called "The Belfry"?

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Oct 6, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Any Marvel fans out there?

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Oct 6, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Technically, she can't be a bonehead..

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Oct 6, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

From one of my Irish homies. THE IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't...

Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Everyone knows about batshit, but did you know.... I considered posting the last one in the Trump Pinata group, but switched it to here.

Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Not even a peep out of Moscow Mitch. What a bunch of wussies. As for Barry, well, he who laughs last and everything....

Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

OK, this is a little snarky, but I laughed. 😏

Oct 3, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

"Seven blunders of the world that lead to violence: wealth without work, pleasure without conscience, knowledge without character, commerce without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice, politics without principle." -Mahatma...

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Oct 3, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

You can try. Most flies actually prefer poop.

Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)

Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hey, if it works for declassification, it should work for anything, right?

Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Now it's a shoulda woulda coulda list.

Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Get the restaurant-sized bottle.

Oct 1, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Physics for bird lovers.

Oct 1, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Seriously, Ian, geez.

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Sep 30, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Stole this from Jim Wright's Stonekettle Station. This is what we usually get anymore.

Sep 30, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

A good way to trigger an "airport incident".

Sep 30, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Follow your tailor's advice, counselor!

Sep 29, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'd be inclined to go along too.

Sep 29, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Throwback Thursday, hurricane edition.

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Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Head towards the cheese, prole.

Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Names have power.

Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

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Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Cockroach politics.

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Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Even lacking that sign, they would figure that out PDQ.

Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Take special care with the wording of your profile.

Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

MAGA Halloween.

Sep 25, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Bebop arctic expedition.

Sep 25, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hello! (echoes hello hello hello hello)

Sep 24, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Don't lose him!

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Sep 24, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Cat + sharpie = Bad News

Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

From the Roadkill Cafe and Lounge, no doubt.

Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

When all you have is a hammer....

Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Easy to do, even when taking a dump.

Sep 22, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Pretty big window.

Sep 22, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Mobilizing an "army" of lunatics.

Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Here's one for your face, too.

Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Clearly just a difference of opinion on storage options. RME

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Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Guy: It hurts when I go like this. Quack on the web: Don't go like that.

Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Give this guy a diet coke and send him to a federal penitentiary.

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Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Waiters, don't spill the beans.

Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

There were once four powerful witch covens: the witches of the mountains, the deserts, the forests, and the seas. For a thousand years they made war with one another, casting curses and hexes and bringing all manner of malady to the land in their ...

Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

More irritating than missiletoes, that's for sure.

Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Round and round she goes.

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Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

A LOT of it "tastes funny" recently.

Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

The shells are extra.

Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

All kinds of people have been inspired (which sounds like the wrong word) by the Russian Agent Orange.

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Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was ...

Sep 16, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

She made the deadline!

Sep 16, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Mmm, where did they dig up this spineless freak?

Sep 15, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

What's in a name?

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Sep 15, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Nobody ever gets asked.

Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

It's your problem, not mine.

Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Meeting at his golf course without clubs? Hmmmm.

Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

The sisters of eternal agony teach you about sex.

Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

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Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Cracker jack legal team and the special mistress.

Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Madame Zoltar reads TFG's future.

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Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

The night before the test, make sure to feed your pencil.

Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Boy, does THAT guy deserve it. Unfortunately, there is no hell, dammit.

Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

She was there, but TFG? Nope.

Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Logic-problem characters make strange bedfellows.

Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

On the back of the picture, a set of fingerprints.

Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

How many dogs in that picture?

Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

You gotta tug back. That helps.

Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

"Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic." William E. Gladstone

Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Oldie but goodie.

Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Elephantine logic.

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Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Dedicated to all the waitresses in my life who ever called me "hon". ;)

Sep 8, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Grab 'em by the gavel.

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Sep 8, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

I've never ever been above shameless plugs.

Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Snap....what a happy sound, snap is the happiest sound I've found. LOL

Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

On the next episode of "Hoarders"....

Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

A ducky and a horsey, maybe?

Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

The gun's good to go.

Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

And they never had to be recharged...

Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Cartoonish in just about every way.

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Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

What would one do with a second mustache?

Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Kinda sorta somewhat good.

Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

All together, and a one, and a two...

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Sep 3, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Maybe more than two. Plus, labels can be counterproductive.

Sep 3, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Mad Magazine has been onto TFG for a LONG time.

Sep 3, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

You have the right to remain silent, ya know. 😉

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Sep 3, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Deep breath, now breathe out.

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Sep 2, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

That look is not extinct, even if the diplodocus who sported it has been long since fossilized.

Sep 1, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

She's my bad girl. LOL

Sep 1, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

I vote for the big hoosegow in east Kansas.

Aug 31, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Thoughtful jesters are appreciated.

Aug 31, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'm still your number 1 source for bathroom humor. Heh.

Aug 31, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

We are now at DEFCON 1.

Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Not just in the morning, either.

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