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Trump Pinata
May 21, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes even surgery doesn't work if you wait too long.
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Just for Laughs
May 21, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Some dirty pictures.
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Just for Laughs
May 20, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Today's humorous lesson: Fundamentalisms of logic.
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Trump Pinata
May 20, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Our boy and his SCOTUS picks, quite the crew.
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Trump Pinata
May 20, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Looks like it takes more than just a criminal's endorsement to get you over the, um, hump. So to speak. LOL
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Just for Laughs
May 19, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Write your own!
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Just for Laughs
May 19, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
That's a bad spot to be in.
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Just for Laughs
May 17, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Zoom spelled backwards is "mooz".
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Trump Pinata
May 17, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
I'd be mad too.
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Just for Laughs
May 17, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
You may not!
1 comment
Just for Laughs
May 17, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Know your wildlife.
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Just for Laughs
May 16, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
I know how he feels.
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Just for Laughs
May 16, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Reminds me of the name game. Dick, Dick, fo Dick , banana fana fo flick, fe fie fo Mick, Dick! Anyone here old enough to remember that stupid song?
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Just for Laughs
May 16, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Happy belated mother's day to all you gators.
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Just for Laughs
May 16, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
See? It's a crane, which means I raise.
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Just for Laughs
May 15, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
They both have a leg to stand on now.
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Just for Laughs
May 14, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Just say we are involved with speed reading.
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Just for Laughs
May 13, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
I wish I had an elevator like that.
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Just for Laughs
May 13, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
You should see what he does with cream cheese.
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Trump Pinata
May 12, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Fun fact.
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Posts
May 12, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Oh those wacky Thomases, shameless hypocrites and serious seditionists.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
May 12, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
And for an encore, the impossible whopper.
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Just for Laughs
May 10, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Grog got around.
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Just for Laughs
May 10, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Yeah, that's her all right.
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Just for Laughs
May 9, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Before I hear any crap, ask yourself, can you do better? LOL Enjoy. Z. === A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink... When the bartender brings it, the cowboy notices the bar is deserted. "Where is everybody? This place is usually packed ...
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Just for Laughs
May 8, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Some of these are for you mothers out there, you know who you are.
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Posts
May 7, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
The pitch.
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Trump Pinata
May 7, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
This illegitimate SCOTUS is the direct result of this illegitimate "president".
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Just for Laughs
May 6, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
I believe it will actually become an earthquake.
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Just for Laughs
May 5, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Virus Fighter Story 37: “GRANDMA’S 100TH BIRTHDAY” The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when ...
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Just for Laughs
May 5, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Timely history lesson.
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Just for Laughs
May 5, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
I could use that princess' help right about now.
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Just for Laughs
May 4, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Happy Start Wars day, y'all!
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Just for Laughs
May 2, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
And he likes it, too.
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Posts
May 2, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Musky logic.
1 comment
Posts
May 2, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
A Dorothy Parker telegram.
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Just for Laughs
May 2, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
New month, new week, another dad joke.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
May 1, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
True story.
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Just for Laughs
May 1, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
Pew pew pew...
3 comments
Quotes
May 1, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser
"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it." John Henry Newman
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Just for Laughs
Apr 30, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Looking sharp, Cawsie.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Draw quick before they move.
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Just for Laughs
Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Visual representation of religion: a dangling temptation and a prohibited action.
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Just for Laughs
Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
I'm an expert dandelion horticulturalist.
4 comments
Posts
Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Wow, now it all makes sense! 🙄
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Wow, now it all makes sense! 🙄
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Everybody else OK too?
8 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
The athletic unicorns dwell amongst us, usually in the cheap seats.
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Trump Pinata
Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Fred would be so proud. 🙄
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Just for Laughs
Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Learn Chinese.
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Posts
Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
All hat, no cattle.
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Quotes
Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
"If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the ...
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Just for Laughs
Apr 27, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
If anyone could pull this off, it's Musk.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 27, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Bizzarro will be writing op ed pieces.
5 comments
Posts
Apr 26, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
I know how it feels, Rex.
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Trump Pinata
Apr 26, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Hey, that big guy looks familiar....
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 24, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Can't trust anyone anymore,
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Kings, in general, are assholes.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Looking for someone maybe even a little cuckoo.
1 comment
Posts
Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
They do have a few inspiring cheers, too.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
The dumbass don.
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Posts
Apr 19, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Those little suckers are stronger than they look.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Apr 19, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Some related Trumperino memes.
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 19, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Droppin' a beat like your life depends on it.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Apr 18, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Hey, hey, HEY!! My eyes are UP HERE!
8 comments
Trump Pinata
Apr 18, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
It's science, y'all.
9 comments
Trump Pinata
Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Russian navy trouble.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Just the stick, buddy.
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Just for Laughs
Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Easter, or as we call it here, Sunday.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 16, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Continuing with an Easter theme and some probability theory thrown in...
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 16, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
I suspected this for a while.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 16, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Whoa, whoa, just keep your shirt on...
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 15, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Clever. Daredevil-level clever.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 15, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
My buddy Trae Crowder reposted this. Still funny, if you ask me.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Waaaaaahahahahaha!
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Good place to store extra feed. LOL And, bonus, based on what I saw the other day, that sort of salvage is NOT TAXABLE! Dumbass rooskies are in waaaay over their heads.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Yeah, they can be a pane.
4 comments
Trump Pinata
Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Pretty savvy, am I right? Two criminals comparing notes.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Apologies to my bass-playing pals. And fuck Ted Cruz.
6 comments
Posts
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Just say no, but be assertive about it.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Another "hoax"? Nah, just plain old misdirection.
2 comments
Posts
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
You guys ever heard of lube? Geez.
1 comment
Posts
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
The hand tries to be quicker than the eye.
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
The hand tries to be quicker than the eye.
2 comments
Posts
Apr 12, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
To be fair, this was the first time he had French fries.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Apr 12, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
To be fair, this was the first time he had French fries.
3 comments
Posts
Apr 12, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
He's innocent, but we don't like him.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Apr 12, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Walk, take your time. You got any salt?
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 11, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
It makes some pictures impossible for me to see in a theater any more.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 10, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
A couple for your Sunday.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 10, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
There were thirteen of them, but one was playing possum.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 10, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
I liked these, so there.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 9, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
That seems a little harsh, but it sounds pretty effective.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 8, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Just a bunch of silly stuff. Happy Friday, y'all!
5 comments
Quotes
Apr 8, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Nobel laureate in physics, a clear thinker.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 8, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
You are not the boss of me!
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 8, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
An ode to modern pharmacology.
4 comments
Posts
Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Elementary, my dear auditor, elementary.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Refreshing, in one sense. At least it saves some time.
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 6, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser
Time to reboot.
4 comments

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