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Just for Laughs
Mar 2, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by zeuser
For all you word lovers... A boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for...
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Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by zeuser
Religious fantasy.
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Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by zeuser
They are related occupations, if you think about it.
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Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by zeuser
Same thing, right?
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by zeuser
They don't want to talk about this kind of gender identity, now do they?
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Trump Pinata
Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
I can see him giving this a shot.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's amazing how far AI has progressed.
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Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
We make sure we play music that isn't painful. And a one and a two....
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Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
I have a lot in common with these old bears.
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Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Probably on a cruise with Merrick Garland.
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Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Probably on a cruise with Merrick Garland.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Kids learn quick.
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Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
And they are quite modest. LOL
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
But I could see the boner when she booed Biden. Might have been a snub nose.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Sunday's B list.
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Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
The generation gap can be frustrating for the young 'uns.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Better spending all that scratch on a dumbass ad campaign than paying your fucking fair share of taxes, am I right? Altar boy screwing pricks.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Now there’s a conundrum for you.
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Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's the invisible hand, you dipshits.
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Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes Alexa gets it better than you do.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
That WAS a golden era.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
The crack of dawn has nothing on this guy.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 24, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Cause to celebrate in the land of tinfoil hats.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 23, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
PETA has eyes and ears everywhere.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 22, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Time for some poetic justice, if you ask me.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 22, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
All the cockroaches watch us.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 20, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Unfortunately, there is no sister named "Quick".
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Feb 19, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Welp, there's always the carnival sideshow gig.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 19, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Locked and loaded. Mostly loaded.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 19, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
There's always that one kid with a special talent.....
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Feb 18, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Heavy enough for you?
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Feb 18, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Misdirection for politicians.
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Trump Pinata
Feb 18, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Still causing trouble, wants to cause more.
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Feb 17, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
I'm a danger man in a dangerous city and I lead a dangerous life...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 17, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Belated SCOTUS valentine.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 16, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
You should see what happens to pescatarians.
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Feb 16, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Hard to figure out what guys like this actually know something about.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 16, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
The 2A guys and Nikki, not necessarily in that order.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 15, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Anatomically correct. Horrifying, but correct.
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Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes, it takes me a minute or two to recall things when I wake up.
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Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Zombies can be so cruel.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
My first post to this new group. Hey everybody!
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Just for Laughs
Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Happy Hallmark Day, y'all! 💜🤪
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Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Girl talk is the same, regardless of species. LOL
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Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
I hate it too!
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Trump Pinata
Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Some GOP shenanigans.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Getting something pasta censors. The longer you look, the better it gets.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Some naughty observations. 5 Undeniable Facts of Life 1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it. 2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that...
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Feb 11, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
My kind of yoga, anything else is a stretch for me. ;)
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Trump Pinata
Feb 11, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Planet of the howler monkeys.
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Feb 10, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Eating granny.
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Feb 10, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Get the rolled up newspaper.
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Trump Pinata
Feb 10, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
45's influence.
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Quotes
Feb 8, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
“I believe that the first test of a truly great man is his humility. I do not mean by humility, doubt of his own powers. But really great men have a curious feeling that the greatness is not in them, but through them. And they see something divine ...
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Feb 8, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Seriously? Not even one you cut in half?
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Trump Pinata
Feb 8, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Ron and Marge, quite a pair.
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Feb 7, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Being too literal can cause some issues in an emergency.
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Feb 7, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's under water, just like Miami!
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Feb 7, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Talk louder, hon. LOL
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Trump Pinata
Feb 7, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Just a few from our favorite sunshine state.
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Feb 4, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Be like the princess, little one.
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Feb 4, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Hard to understand....
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Feb 4, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Hard to understand....
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Trump Pinata
Feb 4, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Jumping to the wrong conclusion.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 3, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
I just found this one, and I knew I had the right audience here. LOL
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Feb 2, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Take precautions, it's cheaper than stitches.
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Trump Pinata
Feb 2, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes, a slow boil can be just as effective.
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Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
The ending has to be believable.
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Trump Pinata
Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
Storm coming.
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Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
At least he checked in to see.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser
No brush required.
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Just for Laughs
Jan 30, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Making the sign of the bat to protect us from all super-villains.
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Just for Laughs
Jan 29, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
That's when I switched to data design. 😜
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Just for Laughs
Jan 29, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Most omens are, in fact, not good.
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Just for Laughs
Jan 28, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Those are my eyes, dude!
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Jan 28, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Cat fishing technology upgrade.
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Trump Pinata
Jan 28, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Republicans misbehaving.
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Jan 26, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Nude puppetry isn't quite as titillating as it sounds.
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Jan 26, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Where vultures gather, pick other routes you'd rather.
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Trump Pinata
Jan 26, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's complicated. It's not pretty, but it's complicated.
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Just for Laughs
Jan 24, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Snow problem, dear.
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Jan 24, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Analyst asking probing questions.
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Trump Pinata
Jan 24, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Coming soon to a half-full arena near you.
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Jan 23, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
What's in a name? ;)
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Just for Laughs
Jan 23, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Rev up your engine!
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Jan 22, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Just sit down and listen to this crappy music until we are good and ready for you.
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Trump Pinata
Jan 22, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
When you let the perps investigate themselves.
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Jan 21, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
...and a half dozen of the other...
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Jan 21, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
That's six of one....
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Trump Pinata
Jan 21, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
They lie a lot, don't they?
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Jan 20, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Just because it's Friday, here are some of my extras.
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Just for Laughs
Jan 20, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
It is sometimes my privilege to bring some international sensibilities to this site. All of you from any of these countries please correct me it I got this wrong. But I warn you, I slap my balls on it. LOL
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Jan 20, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Hey, warm feet are important.
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Jan 20, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
I find your lack of faith....disturbing.
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Jan 20, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Tom terrific is struggling these days.
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Trump Pinata
Jan 20, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
A more representative hairdo.
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Jan 19, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Help wanted: Stand up people only.
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Just for Laughs
Jan 19, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
A dog who is also a catcher.
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Trump Pinata
Jan 19, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
McCarthy, Santos, and the Republican strategy to own the libs.
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Jan 18, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Genie affirmations.
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