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Just for Laughs

Apr 20, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Oreos would be perfect.

Apr 16, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Well just what the hell, Alabama?

Apr 13, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Have you ever seen these guys in the same room? Just sayin'.

Apr 12, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

That strawberry business...

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

You can see this coming.

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Just for Laughs

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Just downloaded the latest version, too.

Just for Laughs

Apr 6, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

And he had 5 solid minutes of material too. 8-)

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Silly me, I ignored the warnings.

Just for Laughs

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

They never did figure it out either.

Just for Laughs

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is funny, but it has an important embedded message.

Just for Laughs

Apr 4, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This can happen if you give your life to cheeses.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is satire, but you know, it's not a bad idea.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Checking to see if he knows one of them?

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Mar 30, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Here's a delightful coincidence, we're tired of his lard ass too!

Mar 30, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

The white house lawyers are going over the Mueller report verrry carefully.

Community Senate

Mar 30, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Good job @SiteSupport for fixing the reaction glitch. That was quick for a Saturday. 8-)

Mar 29, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Give the guy a chance to explain himself, ok?

Mar 29, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Hmmm, I detect a pattern across the decades.

Mar 29, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Surprised the hell out of me!

Mar 14, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

I thought for a fleeting second that our putz junior Senator here in North Kackalacky had grown a pair and a conscience. Nope.

Mar 1, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Looks like somebody had a plan, and somebody didn't.

Feb 28, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

You could, I guess, make this case. But I like people who didn't get shot down, ok?

Feb 26, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is a good idea for doing an end run around the silly electoral college that evidently is picking up some steam.

Feb 24, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

Sure he lies, but how many different ways, and what is he trying to accomplish with each one? Good analysis of a more effective way to report the lies, bullshitting, and gaslighting.

Feb 19, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

Fake, through and through.

Feb 19, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

Martha Stewart is ok in my book.

General & Hellos

Feb 14, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

I know the people who do this won't care, and I really don't care either except I don't like shortcut cheating. But my policy now is if I see a post from someone, and that individual makes sure he or she is the first one to comment on their own ...

Jan 10, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by zeuser

Though not strictly related to the overweight orange buffoon, I did get out to see "Vice" the other day. A good reminder that this isn't the first trainwreck republican administration this century. And it also is a good review of guys like Pence and ...

Jan 10, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by zeuser

Shit is getting real here in North Kackalacky. The state went for the orangesicle in 2016, but I'm gonna guess he is losing some votes now. And the governor is a Democrat anyway, so why worry, right?

Jan 9, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by zeuser

While they say it's not likely to happen, this would be another shot to the foot by "president" stable genius.

Jan 2, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by zeuser

It's a metaphor. It's a shtick.

Dec 31, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

Recruiting trick.

Music, Movies & Books

Dec 24, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

It's Christmas in Carolina, it's Christmas all over the place. 8-)

Dec 23, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

Dec 15, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

This is a good and pretty funny piece detailing just what happened with the talking yam and his accidentally successful bid for public office.

Dec 14, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

Well, this is interesting. Who do you think testified? Pence looked like he had a lot on his mind the other day, for example.

Dec 11, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

Did you guys get a chance to see President Deal Maker get hopelessly outwitted and completely played on his shutdown threat by the two top Dems? Pence was about as useful as he always is, just kind of looked at his hands.

Silly, Random & Fun

Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

We may have some cause for optimism.

Nov 7, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by zeuser

So what happens to Keebler stock now, up or down? Heh.

Nov 4, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by zeuser

I wish I could claim credit.

Religion & Spirituality

Nov 1, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by zeuser

Pretty small chance.

Oct 30, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by zeuser

The next claim by the current administration that is backed by facts, objective research, and evident reality will be the FiRST claim by the current administration that is backed by facts, objective research, and evident reality. Discuss.

Oct 9, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by zeuser

I just want to put this out here first, because you never know, she might be reading these posts. Ms. Taylor Swift, if you are in the Raleigh NC area, I will gladly meet with you and buy you a drink to thank you for your recent endorsements. Any ...

Oct 4, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by zeuser

Well, I went to see Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 11/9 today. Y'all oughta go see it. It was not two hours of trashing the current potus, though there is some of that. It also looks at the entirety of American politics, and not everyone you thought of ...

Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by zeuser

Well, I liked it.

Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by zeuser

Response to the op-ed, another anonymous op-ed.

Sep 9, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by zeuser

Hi guys. Well, I wrote customer documentation at SAS institute, managed an app development group in publications there, and finished up my career as a data architect and master data management administrator. I've been out of the game for about a ...

Aug 29, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

What if he really did shoot someone on 5th Avenue? Good take on the midterms.

Aug 28, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

They also serve who didn't serve. A Borowitz gem.

Aug 24, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

The Atlantic has a good piece up about how this whole thing will wrap up.

Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

Gotta love Miss Manners.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

What would you do, and would you confess?

Aug 8, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

On this day in 1974, the trickster said he was resigning in a nationally televised speech. I remember watching him on the tube. Here's how it might have gone down if twitter were available to him.

Aug 6, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

So your favorite Manchurian candidate finally admits to collusion, contradicting his own statements and those delivered by his administration (under oath, in some cases, or before congress in others), and what does he do next? He hides, of course. A ...

Music, Movies & Books

Jul 11, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by zeuser

I just posted this in another context somewhere else, and it's still in my copy buffer. Ain't nobody loves me but my mother, but she could be jivin' too.

Jul 4, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by zeuser

I think we can all relate.

Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by zeuser

The Trump of Ancient Greece. This has happened before. ://historynewsnetwork.org/article/169159

Philosophy & Meaning

Jun 30, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by zeuser

I stole this. You don't have to believe in fairytales to get the moral of the story.

Jun 29, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by zeuser

Y'all might have guessed I'm a big history fan. Here are some interesting historical tactics. Not directly related to Herr Tangerine, but could well become a useful approach. Worked once.

Jun 12, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by zeuser

Tell me please if I've missed something. USA agrees to stop war games with South Korea, elevates a formerly isolated and despised dictator to international relevance, agrees to suspend sanctions, and does not require any proof of nuclear disarmament ...

Music, Movies & Books

Jun 8, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by zeuser

What's better than finding a new room in the great pyramid? A previously unreleased Coltrane quartet album from 1963! Follow the link to listen to a song nobody has heard since then, truly amazing! Jimmy Garrison's bowed bass solo is worth the time, ...

May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by zeuser

Anybody get a medallion you don't want anymore? I'd love to get my hands on one. :

May 21, 2018May 2018

Posted by zeuser

Have these guys ever successfully boycotted anything? If they weren't so convinced of their own delusions, it would be funny.

May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by zeuser

Harry Houdini is one of my heroes.

May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by zeuser

Why Harry Houdini is one of my heroes.

May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by zeuser

Why Harry Houdini it's one of my heroes.

May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by zeuser

Why Harry Houdini is one of my heroes.

May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by zeuser

Speaking of bribes...

May 8, 2018May 2018

Posted by zeuser

It's primary election day here in North Carolina, and I voted in a church facility. This is only the second time I voted in this district, and the second time in my life I voted in a church. It bothered me just a little, but not that much. Anyone ...

Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by zeuser

LINKThere Will Soon Be a “Congressional Freethought Caucus” on Capitol Hill – Friendly Atheist

A step in the right direction.

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 21, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by zeuser

LINKWATCH: Kentucky college students find a hilarious way to shut down a raving street preacher

Site & Customer Service

Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by zeuser

Who remembers chat rooms, back when the internet was much cruder than now, in the middle 90's? This site has a similar vibe, not quite the same. But then, there was a sense of adventure chatting with people from around the world because it was all so...

Silly, Random & Fun

Mar 22, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by zeuser

I just found this on an old disk drive.

Philosophy & Meaning

Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by zeuser

Do you have anyone who you can rely on to be completely wrong, so that no matter what that person says or thinks, you can comfortably conclude that the exact opposite is your truth?

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