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Just for Laughs

Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

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After a certain age, it's a good idea to do this first.

Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

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And everybody knows it!

Just for Laughs

Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

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Want a sip of my PBR and some meth?

Just for Laughs

Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

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Right before I told him to blow me instead and security arrived.

Just for Laughs

Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did ...

"I was blocked!?"

Jan 22, 2022Jan 2022

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I just found out about this group. Turns out I have pretty good taste related to who I block. The group is also a great resource to identify who to watch out for. I only have about 16 people on my "no fly" list. I give people one chance to redeem ...

Jan 22, 2022Jan 2022

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Dead to rights.

Jan 21, 2022Jan 2022

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God'll get you for that.

Jan 21, 2022Jan 2022

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Passing the torch.

Just for Laughs

Jan 21, 2022Jan 2022

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Mood check. I'm the one that looks like covid. 🤐

Just for Laughs

Jan 19, 2022Jan 2022

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Hope this poor bastard took a leak first. Looks like a long day.

Just for Laughs

Jan 18, 2022Jan 2022

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Like Russian roulette, but not immediately fatal.

Jan 18, 2022Jan 2022

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This coked up butthole is a trump too, so I guess I can put this here.

Just for Laughs

Jan 17, 2022Jan 2022

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This, for me, encapsulates 2021. The whole fucking year.

Just for Laughs

Jan 15, 2022Jan 2022

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Comparisons gone bad.

Just for Laughs

Jan 14, 2022Jan 2022

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Biblical smell test.

Just for Laughs

Jan 14, 2022Jan 2022

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Cockeyed optimist waiter.

Just for Laughs

Jan 14, 2022Jan 2022

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But he loves Mr. Beaky.

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

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Who likes Marvel comics and the cinematic MCU?

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

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Here are a few I had kicking around my hard drive.

Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

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"If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will." ---attributed to Yoda. I have no idea who wrote it, but you can hear Frank Oz's voice saying it when you watch certain politicians of a particular ...

Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

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Health & Happiness

Jan 12, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

I knew it. I am living a healthy lifestyle, finally.

Jan 12, 2022Jan 2022

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Just for Laughs

Jan 11, 2022Jan 2022

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The microscopic world is fascinating.

Just for Laughs

Jan 10, 2022Jan 2022

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Portraiture is a lost art.

Just for Laughs

Jan 10, 2022Jan 2022

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My default position, as many of you know.

Just for Laughs

Jan 9, 2022Jan 2022

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Jan 9, 2022Jan 2022

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Precedents in plain sight.

Just for Laughs

Jan 9, 2022Jan 2022

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And even then only for a couple of minutes.

Just for Laughs

Jan 8, 2022Jan 2022

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Any Ag.com scientists out there? Mrs. Einstein finally came around and admitted to her husband that she actually did agree with his General Theory of Relativity. To which Albert replied ---- "Well, it's about time!"

Jan 8, 2022Jan 2022

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What we call ourselves, and some business news.

Jan 8, 2022Jan 2022

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Jan 8, 2022Jan 2022

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Anniversary party.

Jan 8, 2022Jan 2022

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I dunno if you can consider song lyrics to be quotations, exactly. But I've made a career out of imposing meaning on various phenomena by classifying and cross referencing them. So I was impressed with this graphic, which the moderator can feel free ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 6, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

Focus, Stephen, focus.

Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

"Scar" is a pseudonym here. The hyenas are metaphorical.

Just for Laughs

Jan 2, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

Teaches the kids to be quick and efficient.

Just for Laughs

Jan 2, 2022Jan 2022

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I found this in an article about the burning man event.

Just for Laughs

Jan 1, 2022Jan 2022

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Nope, I think one (apiece) is plenty.

Just for Laughs

Dec 29, 2021Dec 2021

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Some post holiday stuff.

Just for Laughs

Dec 28, 2021Dec 2021

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She had to put a dinar in the swear vessel.

Just for Laughs

Dec 27, 2021Dec 2021

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Well that's just grate!

Just for Laughs

Dec 26, 2021Dec 2021

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Mrs. C starts making a couple of bucks for next year's toy making.

Just for Laughs

Dec 24, 2021Dec 2021

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I like pagans, personally.

Just for Laughs

Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

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Never underestimate reindeer treachery.

Just for Laughs

Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

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A LOT better than that fucking elf.

Just for Laughs

Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

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Something to keep the youngsters occupied well past Xmas morning.

Just for Laughs

Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, this all checks.

Dec 19, 2021Dec 2021

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Some quotations from the world of American sports, mostly humorous. I don’t know if these are accurate or not. They are from the Internet, you know. Don Meredith, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, once said: "Coach Tom Landry is such a ...

Just for Laughs

Dec 19, 2021Dec 2021

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Just for Laughs

Dec 19, 2021Dec 2021

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Then, one sycophantic night....

Dec 16, 2021Dec 2021

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They say loose lips sink ships.

Dec 16, 2021Dec 2021

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Completely unretouched.

Just for Laughs

Dec 16, 2021Dec 2021

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Completely unretouched.

Just for Laughs

Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

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Hey, it worked. And you know what, it still does, but don't get caught.

Just for Laughs

Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

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Follow me for more tax tips.

Just for Laughs

Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

I should've asked them for a hit, but that's just nuts.

Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

Dick Van Dyke, a beloved American performer, is turning 96. Here is a wonderful article with several quotations from Dick which I recommend to anyone who likes quotes (or who is a fan of Mr. Van Dyke). Here is one from the ...

Dec 13, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

Persistence is the key.

Just for Laughs

Dec 12, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

Sometimes you've got to marvel at the utter stupidity of some people. Honestly, people are so accustomed to getting anything they want online that this makes some sense, but really...

Just for Laughs

Dec 12, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

Realistic, but yet somehow still hopeful.

Just for Laughs

Dec 11, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

By including the right firepower, this classic story has a very different tone.

Just for Laughs

Dec 11, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

A sweet interlude. Here's a truly heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little four-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time....

Just for Laughs

Dec 11, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

Science can be fun!

Just for Laughs

Dec 10, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

This may help prevent some potential holiday faux-pas.

Just for Laughs

Dec 9, 2021Dec 2021

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The security guards loved the guy.

Just for Laughs

Dec 6, 2021Dec 2021

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The reindeer need an energy boost for the long night. Meanwhile, their wives go into town and blow a couple of bucks.

Dec 6, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

Ash heap of history material.

Just for Laughs

Dec 5, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

Check for a frog in the throat.

Just for Laughs

Dec 5, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's about that time of the year to roll this old chestnut out for one more solstice.

Dec 4, 2021Dec 2021

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Waiting for his pitch.

Just for Laughs

Dec 4, 2021Dec 2021

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Just in time for Xmas.

Just for Laughs

Dec 3, 2021Dec 2021

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That's a lot of little tukes to knit.

Just for Laughs

Dec 2, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's that time of year.

Just for Laughs

Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

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Be careful not to startle them. And make sure you subscribe to the podcast.

Just for Laughs

Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

A multi-faceted natural product.

Just for Laughs

Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

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A look at a beloved character from the bear's perspective.

Just for Laughs

Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

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Things can often be perplexing.

Just for Laughs

Nov 29, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

Good to do this every so often.

Nov 29, 2021Nov 2021

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"Far more crucial than what we know or do not know is what we do not want to know." Eric Hoffer Bonus quote I heard on the Beatles Get Back special: "If you don't stop yourself, there's no stopping yourself." Paul McCartney

Just for Laughs

Nov 28, 2021Nov 2021

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Just in time for Xmas.

Just for Laughs

Nov 27, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's a challenge to stay on task.

Just for Laughs

Nov 26, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

You always need that one percent of inspiration.

Just for Laughs

Nov 24, 2021Nov 2021

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Suspicious sounding weather forecast.

Just for Laughs

Nov 24, 2021Nov 2021

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I suppose ball manipulation is out of the question too.

Just for Laughs

Nov 23, 2021Nov 2021

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The silent spot.

Just for Laughs

Nov 21, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

Happens every time, even in mythology.

Just for Laughs

Nov 21, 2021Nov 2021

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Some things you learn when you are young stay with you.

Just for Laughs

Nov 20, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

Public service announcement to reduce the risk of covid infection.

Nov 20, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

"There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all." Peter Drucker, management consultant, professor, and writer (1909-2005)

Just for Laughs

Nov 20, 2021Nov 2021

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Just lookin' around.

Just for Laughs

Nov 20, 2021Nov 2021

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Follow me for more quick and easy recipes.

Just for Laughs

Nov 19, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

No DNA testing required here.

Nov 19, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

Well, we addressed this particular deadbeat problem. For now.

Just for Laughs

Nov 17, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

That rascal. What's a mother to do?

Just for Laughs

Nov 16, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

Owning the antediluvian libtards.

Just for Laughs

Nov 15, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

I found it never hurts to state the obvious.

Nov 14, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

I posted this several years ago on Facebook. It has aged quite well

Just for Laughs

Nov 14, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

The return of the red-eye. The one with the gin blossoms.

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