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Aug 12, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
Well, they ARE still aliens. That oughta be enough.
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Aug 12, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
Boxing as a political sport.
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Aug 12, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
Well, the ones who aren't just face-palming and shaking their heads, at least.
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Aug 11, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
Acting! Genius!
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Aug 11, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
Fair is fair. Unless it's not.
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Aug 10, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
I'm throwing away the beets, though.
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Aug 10, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
The more popular choice is "69", but I can see how some would prefer a single digit number.
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Aug 10, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
I WANT that bumper sticker.
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Trump Pinata
Aug 9, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
Remember when we thought that when he lost the election we might need to decommission this group? We were so young then...
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Aug 9, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
Conservative bashing certainly didn't get any harder during the time off. Unfortunately.
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Just for Laughs
Aug 9, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's been a while, I've got a backlog you wouldn't believe. So, keeping in mind that I might be a bit rusty, here are the first funnies I've posted in a while. Feels good to be back.
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General & Hellos
Aug 9, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser
Are we getting the band back together? Hey, y'all!
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Jun 1, 2023Jun 2023

Posted by zeuser
Looks like he picked the wrong one. meep meep
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Jun 1, 2023Jun 2023

Posted by zeuser
They are really getting the best of Uncle Joe, aren't they? LOL
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Jun 1, 2023Jun 2023

Posted by zeuser
Yeah, you diquehead.
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May 31, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
You can only eat so much sand....
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Just for Laughs
May 31, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Life intimidates art, I guess.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 31, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
However, I do have an opinion about bigotry.
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May 30, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Oh that silly Scotty.
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May 30, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Oh, so THAT'S who I saw on the highway a couple miles back. LOL
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May 29, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Imagine the sound of clanging iron. CLANGGGG
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May 29, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
You have to be really clear when you advise your common drunk.
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May 29, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Black and white asswipe.
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May 29, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Florida man gotta Florida.
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May 28, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
They can probably help some people turn the page, though.
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Just for Laughs
May 28, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
What's for dinner tonight, Moonbeam? 😄
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May 27, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
The funding ran out. A LOT of funding is about to run out.
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May 27, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
And turn the damn fan on too.
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May 27, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
From the people who brought you "baby on board" signs, and in that same vein.....
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May 27, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Check yer crotch, keep moving.
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May 27, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Honest mistake, Mr. Whiskers.
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May 27, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
If they would sell that tee with kevlar reinforcements, that would be great.
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May 26, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
He likes pi.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 26, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Define "disaster" Kevin.
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May 25, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Audio books are not new.
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May 25, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Sounds like he won fair and square.
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May 25, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
In a fuzzy crown with his inbred kisser? Ya think?
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May 25, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Simple passions are the best.
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May 25, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Honestly, if you got the cash, it's pretty easy to do both.
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May 25, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Guess which is which.
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May 24, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Vowels of the world unite!
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 24, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
And let's run into it again next year.
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May 24, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
I’m not big into fortune tellers, but this lady intrigues me.
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May 23, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
I was afraid of that.
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May 23, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Artificial humor for y'all.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 23, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Adderall does NOT help with this one.
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May 21, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Good vultures always check the wallet first.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 21, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
If you are deliberately ignorant and have no desire to learn anything from anyone who knows anything, "modern" conservatism may be for you.
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May 21, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
So I guess she's gonna have to cancel her Florida appearances, huh?
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May 21, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Bovines have feeling too, ya know.
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May 21, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
I'd really settle for more ordinary natural intelligence. Maybe that's just me.
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May 21, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
More conservatives behaving like jerkwads.
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May 21, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Same guys.
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May 20, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Be careful chanting latin phrases you don't really understand.
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May 20, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Let's not get into his brother, my pretty good uncle.
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May 20, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Not recognized by the American Kennel Association as a breed, but the NRA says it is.
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May 20, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
I don't think this is a lyric either, though I might be wrong about that.
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May 20, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Did you know?....
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Trump Pinata
May 19, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
This is worth reviewing again if you know, and required reading if you don't. Imagine you’re in the FBI overseeing national security and a candidate for President for the United States hired to run his campaign a man who’d: — ...
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May 18, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Really? It isn't even noon yet? Dang.
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May 18, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
There was another long gap until the dryer sheet age started.
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May 18, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
That's a lot of lap dances.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 18, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
I think I can come up with that much kindness and respect.
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Just for Laughs
May 17, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Lead with your strengths.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 17, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
They took her back, too.
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May 17, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Climate change strikes again.
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Just for Laughs
May 17, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
And it's handy for baking.
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Just for Laughs
May 15, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Here on Venmo Street, we don't care.
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May 14, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
See if he wants the lima beans.
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May 14, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Good journalism is in very high demand, but depressingly short supply.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 14, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
I wish it was all just cartoon violence. Prefer that to cartoonishly cowardly pols stuffing their pockets with blood money.
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Just for Laughs
May 14, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Happy Mothers Day to all the agnostic moms. Except not to this guy. They say this cat Shaft Is a baaaaad mother!
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Just for Laughs
May 13, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Perrier in that bowl, s'il vous plait.
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May 13, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
A useful switch.
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May 13, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Put them on all of them.
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May 13, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Doing the best you can with what you have to work with.
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May 12, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Don't expect patience from young kids.
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Trump Pinata
May 12, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Grab the asshole.
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Just for Laughs
May 12, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
A helpful look at how you can organize facts responsibly, or creatively.
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May 11, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Awwww, yer grammar wears Army socks.
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May 11, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Back to the 1900's. I usually don't put too many things from the onion here, but these were pretty good, sooo....
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May 11, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Manson would give our boy the talking yam a run for his money if he was still alive.
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May 11, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Bad factoid, and an interesting idea for public finance.
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May 11, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
True that.
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May 10, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Whatever helps you reduce your incessant scrolling is good. Sort of.
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May 10, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
However, the abyss was a better movie.
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May 10, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Personally, I think that AI might be the only way out of this lack of collective intelligence.
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May 10, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Paraphrasing a sex offender.
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May 10, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
I was going to ignore the CNN town hall featuring one orange convicted sex assault criminal tonight, but given the fact it comes on the heels of his guilty verdict, I may want to look in for a bit. Thinking I will record this and check it out later, ...
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May 9, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
All I remember is a loud clanging noise.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 9, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
And it is assholery by the bushel.
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May 8, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
That ship has already sailed, Buddy.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 8, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Whee! More senseless shootings!
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May 7, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
And they always seem to find each other.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 7, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Some tips for arguing a case in front of the SCOTUS.
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May 5, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Galba agricola est. That's the extent of my Latin.
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May 5, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
First world logic.
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May 5, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Where is that asshole with the yellow hat? I got something for him right here.
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May 5, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Drawing a blank at the pearly gates.
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May 5, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser
Legal everywhere politicians are bought and sold.
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