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Trump Pinata
Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Not even a peep out of Moscow Mitch. What a bunch of wussies. As for Barry, well, he who laughs last and everything....
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Trump Pinata
Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
OK, this is a little snarky, but I laughed. 😏
7 comments
Quotes
Oct 3, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
"Seven blunders of the world that lead to violence: wealth without work, pleasure without conscience, knowledge without character, commerce without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice, politics without principle." -Mahatma...
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Oct 3, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
You can try. Most flies actually prefer poop.
1 comment
Posts
Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)
5 comments
Trump Pinata
Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Hey, if it works for declassification, it should work for anything, right?
1 comment
Posts
Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Now it's a shoulda woulda coulda list.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Get the restaurant-sized bottle.
5 comments
Posts
Oct 1, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Physics for bird lovers.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 1, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser
Seriously, Ian, geez.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 30, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Stole this from Jim Wright's Stonekettle Station. This is what we usually get anymore.
4 comments
Posts
Sep 30, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
A good way to trigger an "airport incident".
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Trump Pinata
Sep 30, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Follow your tailor's advice, counselor!
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Posts
Sep 29, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
I'd be inclined to go along too.
6 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 29, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Throwback Thursday, hurricane edition.
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Head towards the cheese, prole.
2 comments
Posts
Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Names have power.
2 comments
Posts
Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Timberrrrrr.
3 comments
Quotes
Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Cockroach politics.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Even lacking that sign, they would figure that out PDQ.
3 comments
Posts
Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Take special care with the wording of your profile.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
MAGA Halloween.
4 comments
Posts
Sep 25, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Bebop arctic expedition.
6 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 25, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Hello! (echoes hello hello hello hello)
6 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 24, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Don't lose him!
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 24, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Cat + sharpie = Bad News
3 comments
Posts
Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
From the Roadkill Cafe and Lounge, no doubt.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
When all you have is a hammer....
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Easy to do, even when taking a dump.
5 comments
Posts
Sep 22, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Pretty big window.
4 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 22, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Mobilizing an "army" of lunatics.
1 comment
Posts
Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Here's one for your face, too.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Clearly just a difference of opinion on storage options. RME
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Guy: It hurts when I go like this. Quack on the web: Don't go like that.
5 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Give this guy a diet coke and send him to a federal penitentiary.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Waiters, don't spill the beans.
2 comments
Posts
Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
There were once four powerful witch covens: the witches of the mountains, the deserts, the forests, and the seas. For a thousand years they made war with one another, casting curses and hexes and bringing all manner of malady to the land in their ...
3 comments
Posts
Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
More irritating than missiletoes, that's for sure.
4 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Round and round she goes.
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
A LOT of it "tastes funny" recently.
3 comments
Posts
Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
The shells are extra.
1 comment
Posts
Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
All kinds of people have been inspired (which sounds like the wrong word) by the Russian Agent Orange.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was ...
2 comments
Posts
Sep 16, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
She made the deadline!
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Sep 16, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Mmm, where did they dig up this spineless freak?
1 comment
Posts
Sep 15, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
What's in a name?
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Just for Laughs
Sep 15, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Nobody ever gets asked.
1 comment
Posts
Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
It's your problem, not mine.
6 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Meeting at his golf course without clubs? Hmmmm.
5 comments
Posts
Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
The sisters of eternal agony teach you about sex.
3 comments
Posts
Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Yeah, me too.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Cracker jack legal team and the special mistress.
4 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Madame Zoltar reads TFG's future.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
The night before the test, make sure to feed your pencil.
2 comments
Posts
Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Boy, does THAT guy deserve it. Unfortunately, there is no hell, dammit.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
She was there, but TFG? Nope.
1 comment
Posts
Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Logic-problem characters make strange bedfellows.
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
On the back of the picture, a set of fingerprints.
1 comment
Posts
Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
How many dogs in that picture?
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
You gotta tug back. That helps.
3 comments
Quotes
Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
"Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic." William E. Gladstone
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Oldie but goodie.
2 comments
Posts
Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Elephantine logic.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Dedicated to all the waitresses in my life who ever called me "hon". ;)
1 comment
Posts
Sep 8, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Grab 'em by the gavel.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Sep 8, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
I've never ever been above shameless plugs.
3 comments
Posts
Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Snap....what a happy sound, snap is the happiest sound I've found. LOL
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
On the next episode of "Hoarders"....
1 comment
Posts
Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
A ducky and a horsey, maybe?
5 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
The gun's good to go.
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Posts
Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
And they never had to be recharged...
4 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Cartoonish in just about every way.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
What would one do with a second mustache?
4 comments
Posts
Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Kinda sorta somewhat good.
5 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
All together, and a one, and a two...
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 3, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Maybe more than two. Plus, labels can be counterproductive.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Sep 3, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Mad Magazine has been onto TFG for a LONG time.
4 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 3, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
You have the right to remain silent, ya know. 😉
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 3, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
Deep breath, now breathe out.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 2, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
That look is not extinct, even if the diplodocus who sported it has been long since fossilized.
3 comments
Posts
Sep 1, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
She's my bad girl. LOL
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 1, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser
I vote for the big hoosegow in east Kansas.
9 comments
Posts
Aug 31, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Thoughtful jesters are appreciated.
5 comments
Posts
Aug 31, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
I'm still your number 1 source for bathroom humor. Heh.
7 comments
Trump Pinata
Aug 31, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
We are now at DEFCON 1.
3 comments
Posts
Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Not just in the morning, either.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Cut the cord!
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Aug 29, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Someone deserves some ice cream. 😄😔
7 comments
Posts
Aug 29, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
You have to read the signs, then heed the signs.
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Aug 29, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
In his own words, and yeah, the smell of flop sweat is pungent and palpable.
6 comments
Just for Laughs
Aug 28, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
We all know who it is. LOL
2 comments
Posts
Aug 28, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
And these aren't funny, either.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Aug 28, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Lookin' at you, shorty.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Aug 27, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Hmmm, I think I can dope out the rest of this one in spite of the redactions.
3 comments
Posts
Aug 27, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Natural mood enhancement for carnivorous big lizards.
2 comments
Posts
Aug 27, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
I can think of one or two current examples.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Aug 27, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Speaking of redactions...
2 comments
Posts
Aug 26, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Watch your own self!
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Aug 26, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Watch your own self!
4 comments
Posts
Aug 26, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser
Looks like the patriarchy wins this time.
3 comments

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