I've been trying to be on my best behavior lately.

azzow2 comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Oh, a deer then?

I dont know either

azzow2 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Melting humans in the vicinity!

My recipe for Chicken gravy for those of you cooking for Thanksgiving.

azzow2 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

You might be off by several months for chicken day https://www.wideopenpets.com/may-4th-is-international-respect-for-chickens-day/

What positive things have you taken away from your past relationships?

azzow2 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

How to better spot mental illnesses.

So.

azzow2 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

The scammers are out in full force. My phone is ringing constantly. The last message on my voice mail was a computer-generated voice that spoke very bad English and inferred legal proceedings were going to be put on me.

Standards have changed! :)

azzow2 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

The Leonardo DiCaprio of the 13th century.

Please, pay attention when walking around otherwise.

azzow2 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

New street signs required "Watch for people being stupid".

This doesn't belong here but there isn't a 'cool hero' group. [gif-vif.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

Welcome new member Uchinanchuu!

azzow2 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Welcome

[gif-vif.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Break dancing ostrich and a kid on too much sugar.

This is so true about BREXIT !!

azzow2 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Is that like a dominatrix with an attitude?

Smoke in my head A cloud of light and ashes So light and fluid thread Surrounding all ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

This could be a song, it would be a hit in the cannabis dispensaries. Good write

It's a good thing😂🤣👍

azzow2 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Who gets to be the judge of the queef contest?

Okay, I admit, I've never seen a cross dressing comic before (that I know of).

azzow2 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Technical difficulties

Very strange🤪

azzow2 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Just fruiting around in a bamboo lounge.

Seriously, dude? [media.giphy.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

He sure felt the magic click.

Hola! Does anyone know how to use a chat room?

azzow2 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

First, you need to wrap it in tissue paper then find someone that has one foot smaller than the other and insert the tissue in their left shoe. Doing this will make their chest more symmetrical. Then go to the library and check out the thickest book you can find insert the book into a Ziploc bag then place the book on the sidewalk. After that walk backward around the book eventually, you will be sent to an institution where a therapist will gather several people together in a group and they will all sit around and chat.

There is nothing that will prevent from Trump being re elected again.

azzow2 comments on Nov 23, 2019:

I think that the liberals think that they are disenfranchising Trump by this severe mud sling impeachment process. They in fact are proving he is human making human mistakes causing people to associate with his downfalls even more. His chances of being ousted are not very high. The Senate is not going to go against party guidelines. It is a big dog and pony show to appease the liberal crowd.

Great question from another site, Jesus was a carpenter what did he build ?

azzow2 comments on Nov 23, 2019:

A poppycock

On the page where we describe ourselves here on Agnostic.

azzow2 comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Heathen also refers to uncivilized that might not be quite accurate of a description.

We've returned from an interesting trip to both the Archipelago of Fiji, and then New Zealand.

azzow2 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I will have to ask my dad about that sometime he and his wife were traveling to New Zealand several times a year with the Qantas club.

Teehee.....

azzow2 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

The truth in some memes.

“Can you please change my grade?” “Of course,” Tom remarked.

azzow2 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

6th to 9th?

I’m SPIRITUAL as a mother fecker. Discuss....

azzow2 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I use to drink them their spirits, I quit that about 9 years ago.

Lmao 😂🤣😂🤣

azzow2 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Have to wonder where the collection faded off to.

They look cute and cuddly, but the slightest thing can turn this beautiful creature into something ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I had thought that bear looked familiar https://youtu.be/BA17_TvO6vM

You too lol

azzow2 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Pinky and Brain take over the world.

Spider Now that you are in better hands Let me take care of your needs I know they all have...

azzow2 comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Sets the mood for technology. Good rhyming

Getting serious there

azzow2 comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Seems more like the tea party in Boston.

Addams Family Thanksgiving 🦃🦃🦃

azzow2 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Swine and dine.

Andy Gold [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Technical difficultie

Going to trump rally

azzow2 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

Lost her shoes on that last speedbump.

If I fits I sits

azzow2 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

And for those not familiar with the theory it is called Schrödinger's cat it is more German than French though lol.

Follow up to my earlier post

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

You seem to have forgotten 2 the flounder and stonefish. One has a flat brain the other will paralyze you.

Love Love Love.

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

With the first love you describe it is a logical process protect and nurture for those that are weaker and a kind of bond forms that is like no other it has dividends that will pay off not with money but with memories. The second type of love is more illogical it comes about because making chemicals stir in your brain and often leads to irrational decisions. The third type is more of a mutual respect not really a bond as strong as the first it however it can make you do irrational things.

Congrats to Single/Mingle/Chat.

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

You might need 3 dots after that ...

Tommy Drake [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Some very good material.

"Love Brings Up our Sh✳t—Messy, Complex & Beautiful.

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

As the axioms go "reap what you sow" & "Earn what you get".

Got To Give lt Up - Marvin Gaye - YouTube

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

He needs some raisins.

It has been almost a year since I last posted here.

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

I had wondered where the Jedi princess had gotten off to I thought maybe Yoda was completing your training.

. Me too!

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Belgium Waffles with sourcream and blueberries.

A silly little ditty--- Check, Please The night is blowing down the stupid moon Which ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Delightful and rhyming. Have you been reading Longfellow? Good write

Yummy🤣😂🤣😂

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Motion lotion.

On Barrie Island Today I heard the first echoes of the guns of November.

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Hunting season, reminded me of my time when I had lived in Pennsylvania. The first Monday after Thanksgiving is an earmarked day.

Hi Everyone! Home sick today with very bad cold or start of something else.

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Zinc, SmartWater, sex when available, goldenseal root. These are all good quicker recovery methods.

I'd date me.

azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Has odd pets like death head moths.

This caused some good self-reflection. [awarenessact.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 17, 2019:

I have to wonder if these statements are premeditated to a conditional extent. Our egos are centrifugal and we apply self boosting thoughts to enhance our own intensity.

The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her.

azzow2 comments on Nov 17, 2019:

Dandelions can cause drowsiness anyway.

At the intersection of humor and politics this clip with Jim Jeffries had me laughing 😂 ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 17, 2019:

He is so funny.

'This Isn't Just About a Pronoun.

azzow2 comments on Nov 17, 2019:

Just out of curiosity how will this be looked at in a court? Is it under sexual harassment? Are there laws that are specific to transgendered sexual harassment?

Crack in the ceiling I lie on my bed And just stare in the ceiling There is a crack ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 17, 2019:

Ideas do have a way of festering when you're in a familiar setting. Good one

I'll get the ball rolling.

azzow2 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

There are some apps for the smartphone that might come in handy for you they don't work for me because I live out in the booniest of boondocks. This page has several choices https://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/best-dating-apps/

That face!

azzow2 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Looks all ready to screw.

Now I want one.

azzow2 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

My tiger cat stands on her head when my son leaves catnip out for her. Some times she gets very friendly. I know when she is stoned she comes and sits on my lap most other times she runs away from me.

From my septic guy – unbelievable Not really funny but maybe we need an unbelievable ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

What a way to mess up your intestines like eating glass.

Some scammers on dating sites are not too bright.

azzow2 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Very good on the IOU. That made me think monopoly money would be fun too.

Welcome new member Snrgevo from Michigan!

azzow2 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Welcome

[youtu.

azzow2 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

This guy on the left is a nut he has religion confused with being conservative.

Groaner alert

azzow2 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Is that the new bondage?

Cocoon of the Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica In Brasil

azzow2 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

The Midas touch.

Not too late, I always hope.

azzow2 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

What about the positives? There are people that try to improve things and ones for humor and the doctors and nurses that help relieve the pains. To just dwell on the negative aspects is the thinking of the practices of the past. Someone falls help them up, if they are lost point them in the right direction, if something drops help pick it up.

I recently bought chainsaw resistant clothes.

azzow2 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

It would be safe to live next door to Leather Face then.

Jim Jefferies [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

That was good.

The Force Awakens

azzow2 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

May the force work for you.

Never surprises me to hear about Liberals attacking people that don't agree with them.

azzow2 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

It is sad that there are politicians that encourage this idiotic behavior.

Here's a kink I haven't heard of

azzow2 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

They do use belts like that, I think the bike handlebars are over the top though. I put in bike handlebars sex toy this was one of the results https://newatlas.com/sex-toy-bicycle-seat/15317/ the second one is more bizarre https://www.cracked.com/blog/7-completely-insane-sex-toy-designs/

What's the most awkward question you've evsr asked someone, or been asked?

azzow2 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

That is not that unusual I have had women ask me to watch porn with them. I once had a woman ask me to get revenge for her to which I did not comply that was very uncomfortable.

What are your political views all about? Do they include protecting the planet?

azzow2 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Use oil to run generators to make electricity to power our appliance to spread the word to go green. Use oil to make plastic and mine ores to make green energy solutions like solar panels or wind turbines. Farm the land and pollute the ground with fertilizer and pesticides to make the food healthier and last longer. Use ultra sound and herbicides for pest control and kill all the insect that pollinate. Use electronics to keep from having to lumber forest. Lumber forest to keep electronics from ionizing the radon in our homes. I do not intend to sound negative just pointing out that the solutions are not that easy.

Was watching a video on Facebook , of young Asian women applying makeup .

azzow2 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

I do not care for make up.

Good Evening Everyone! Last night I made it to a Sushi Meetup where 25 of us filled a Japanese ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

I had taken my kids to Santa Fe in the Beginning of November. We were grocery shopping in Smith's and they had a sushi bar we loaded up for lunch. I had thought about buying a sushi freezer so I could make my own out here. Back in the 1990 I was in Japan if you would ask for sushi they would say no sushi only Sashimi.

Everything you need to know.

azzow2 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Exactly, blame transference try to make the opponent look worse than what the actual problem is.

🤣😂Asked my wife if I could use toys during sex.

azzow2 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Don't get the yoyo stuck.

OH DEER!!!

azzow2 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Reindeer poop removal service required.

Cute pupper

azzow2 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Russian caucasian mountain dog.

Okay... another fun website for us to ogle over.. 😁 [americangg.net]

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Some very nice ladies there.

Ron Rhuman [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

I like his way of thinking 🤪

That's the question. Who?

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

You can put a gas station too and call it nobody rides for free.

True stuff from my journal about me & Geary (an un-official member of my family that I considered my...

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

I have heard some of the stories about the drugs in the Vietnam war, cannabis was just very minor. they had to secure the morphine in the medical kits or it would disappear.

Leyat Hélica, a French automobile produced between 1919 & 1925.

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

That looks like an accident waiting to happen.

Has anyone had any experience with Ashley Madison site? Has it worked for anyone?

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Many years ago was a scam mostly fake profiles.

It was snowing this morning and I'm feeling under the weather today so I'm home today.

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Control+alt+ delete at the same time. Task manager end the process that is running the browser you are using. Then reopen the browser and say no to to continue where you left off. After that dump your cookies.

I could use some moral support.

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

There is someone that owes hundreds of thousands of dollars for his wife being sick. He sends one dollar every month to the billing agency this keeps his bill from going into collections. Might be something for you to look into.

I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Sounds par for the course. Are you feeling a bit grainy over it?

Welcome new member Robograham!

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Welcome

Oooooh. When I said I wanted a partner who is talented...this isn’t exactly what I meant.

azzow2 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

They say looks don't matter.

It has been a long long day ... 2.30am now and time to try and sleep

azzow2 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Try breaking the circle and make some new more uplifting memories.

Wouldn't that be fun? 🤣🎉🎊🎉🤣

azzow2 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Sounds kinky.

How is on-line dating affecting relationships? Three interesting new videos [cbsnews.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

We are mammal animals just our brains have become larger and more complex. The animal part of looking for and the actual mating process requires that all of our senses are stimulated IRL so in essence the cyber sex is just a video game turned off and on by the click of a power button.

A tough old cowboy with grizzled hair, chiseled featured, and hands tougher than the sharpest barbs ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Hard to believe all those relatives were around with saltpeter being in gunpowder.

It was meant to be.

azzow2 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Show me the money or boobs, whatever you have at the time.

Why do men have fewer friendships than women? [huffpost.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Most likely it boils down to our mammal instincts. The fewer males around reduce the competition for mate selection.

So I finally meet a nice woman.

azzow2 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Now that is a ♨️

It seems the river cops are up shit creek without a paddle - or a boat even...

azzow2 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

The new sub SUV.

Interesting decor

azzow2 comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Would need to see more of the photo to totally agree.

I'm trying to start a chewing gum recycling company.

azzow2 comments on Nov 10, 2019:

https://youtu.be/cnt0Yb870Vg

Actual Motherfucking Snake Found on Actual Motherfucking Plane

azzow2 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

This was a common occurrence when I was in Guam.

Yeah, I'm sure that worked.

azzow2 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Makes you wonder how much vodka he had that morning.

I might have posted this before, but if so, I don't remember.

azzow2 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

I think it is a way to express emotions that we would otherwise just keep to ourselves.

Kinda gives a whole different perspective, ya know?

azzow2 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Is it half full of air?

Oh that religious crazy train just keeps rolling along, even though it went off the tracks a long ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Sounds like they are promoting multiple partners.