If you won 50 million in Euros, Pounds or US Dollars how would you spend it?

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

Replace the roof of my house, Get some dental work done, put a pool in, tutors for my kids so we could travel some, buy the field above and below my property for horse pasture.

Do you think there is a fine line between sitting on a pier and actually fishing?

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

This might be a tad bit healthier than sitting on a peer while fishing.

The Carnival The music stirs up the room And turns the guests into blizzard They spiral around ...

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

Made me think of Mardi Gras. Good write

I do all my own stunts...just never intentionally.

azzow2 comments on May 22, 2019:

I am a perfect faller getting up, on the other hand, is a different sport altogether.

And since I can't stop...

azzow2 comments on May 22, 2019:

Just so you make the same mistake differently, the next time.

First meal I've made since being put on bed rest.

azzow2 comments on May 22, 2019:

Made me think of one of the recipes I make occasionally. A bed of barley with better than bullion, lamb chops and onion covered in chervil.

Sit down Uncle Joe!

azzow2 comments on May 22, 2019:

On it's foot in the mouth biden.

I know I've seen this before but this made me laugh this morning so I had to share.

azzow2 comments on May 22, 2019:

Think what would happen if the church of common sense upshoots.

Watch out for houses!

azzow2 comments on May 21, 2019:

It is more like sling a cow into outer space weather though.

In Russia, face slapping contests! (73 seconds) [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on May 21, 2019:

Proof of idiocy!

The Tao To have caught the wave just perfectly at its crest to be rushing forward so easily, so...

azzow2 comments on May 21, 2019:

In karate they teach you about the diaphragm and the control of yours as well as how an opponents will react. In doing this, this can determine your actions and reactions. Good one

I don’t find xtians sexy at all!

azzow2 comments on May 21, 2019:

Great now how will I standup.

There's someone for everyone out there looking for love.

azzow2 comments on May 21, 2019:

Natural delectability.

This trip has been remarkable as far as weather goes.

azzow2 comments on May 21, 2019:

We are having a wind storm for the past 2 days.

Just dyed my hair blue.. You like :) This is in the day light so.. How about now

azzow2 comments on May 20, 2019:

Chere hair.

Lewis Black [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on May 20, 2019:

That was great. Thanks for the laugh!!!

This is a good example of why we need a summer Halloween too.

azzow2 comments on May 20, 2019:

Very fun indeed.

Tried magical thinking on the weekend. Lol Now it’s back to work.

azzow2 comments on May 20, 2019:

Taking selfies in your underwear with your dog, it must have been the wine.

NASA Up to no good again!!!

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

Wow the flat Earthers and conspiracy nuts must have had a convention.

Please leave your reactions. I am still processing. I'm really not happy.

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

Perhaps a writing conflict.

Going under the knife at 0600 tomorrow.

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

Don't be tough like me. I had L5 S1 replaced the doc t told me if I did not stay in bed he was going to chain me there. I was up and going to the head almost as soon as surgery was done.

Ok, only a few hours left. What do you not want to happen?

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

A space ship to come and abduct every one and trans planet them J/K.

1980 Has it been that long? Mt. St. Helens

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

I was in Huntington Beach Ca at the time ash was falling on us back then from this event.

Great museum to go see🤣😂😅

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

Good thing it was not the hole and crater emporium.

Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere.

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

I live in the middle of nowhere lol.

This makes me happy. Would you play? [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

It does because it plays on the part of our ego that likes to reminisce.

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azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

When something like that happens we have to wonder what the real agenda is and what are they distracting the authorities from catching?

A follow on from the Cologne sucker had to share these from mu time in India - a visit to ...

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

What was that orgy nation?

Trump’s approach to Iran makes a hell of a lot more sense to me than Obama’s ever did.

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

Look what happened when they became aware that someone with balls was being elected here.

Most old folk are like this at some stage, eventually it’s every day, usually at night when you ...

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

Been there done that.

On the walls of Cologne City Hall, hidden under a larger statue of Archbishop Konrad von Hochstaden,...

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2019:

That's one way to plug a dam.

I started joking last year that the human race came from Mars and left after destroying its capacity...

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

I was thinking humans came from Venus and that is why it is in a chaos state.

I've got to remember this.

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

Think of all the mental illness you avoided.

Do you find persistence attractive?

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

A couple of time is cool any thing more is annoying.

Posing with statues! Any favourites?

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

Medusa has been very hard at work.

Let's see who the Ausi Democrats blame for this.... [npr.org]

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

Is the the Trumpalator percolating?

When it gets warm enough to turn on your air conditioner, at what temperature do you set your ...

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

I do not care for cold a/c is something I would not turn on.

What's everybody up to tonight... any party going on ..

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

Watch a Netflix movie or Amazon Prime.

You level 8 people are quite up there and hard to please but thanks for the posts, It warms my heart...

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

This is a useful site for emojis https://www.emojicopy.com/

While using meditation techniques to bring on sleep I stumbled on the most effective method for ...

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

You had me at sports just typing the word is boarish.

To Have A Friend, "With Benefits'.

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

I have never gone that route just does not seem like something that is worth my time.

I'm pretty confident 🤪😂

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

How you know to add 10 seconds to the detonator.

Ready to burn some calories?

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

I might need to check a how to book on that not sure I remember what that is.

Others’ expectations can weigh us down or offer encouragement. I hope this helps someone today.

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

I do not even Denver rehearsing.

Kill me She asked him sweetly Do you enjoy your wine He humbly replied With you I would enjoy...

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

Loved the idea, it is true what self sacrifice you will ensure to main that feeling for which create elation. Most excellent.

Thought the girls would find this funny, butt I guess it could happen to anyone!

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

That is some muscle control for sure.

Let's all get together and write a song parody, I choose the name, and everyone pitches in to write ...

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2019:

Flush you cellphone down the comode. Then go talk to a stranger.

How many points are needed for Level 7?

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2019:

You really only ever need 2 points the first one and the last one.

Greetings fellow Conservatives! Currently hunkered down in Rome.

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2019:

When in Rome do as the Romans do. Remember carpe diem.

I actually missed this group! Hope everyone is doing well!

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2019:

Nice to see you https://youtu.be/3liqQa1w2B0

Getting excited, in less than 24 hours I’ll be on my way to Costa Rica! I’ve wanted to visit ...

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2019:

Watch out for headhunters.

Hi.

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2019:

I noticed a lot of them talk out of their rumps.

I just got home from the hospital a little while ago.

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2019:

Good to here.

Weird Spring Weather

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2019:

We most likely will never have a normal spring again with the earth being off axis for the past 10 years.

Back when the earth's crust was molten rock and I was a child, I had a favorite joke.

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2019:

Now tell that to an Australian and they will say what was she drinking to get so pissed.

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2019:

16.5 hours driving that is a tough drive for sure.

Reposting the answer to notion indicated in my previous controversial post.

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2019:

Can see the signs to the shops if became a legal thing. (Cum on in let's us do the rest) (Sexersize classes membership required) (Lay Day) (Coitus conditioning) ( Intercourse emporium).

Are you up for any of these things?

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2019:

Where is the fishing rod?

Like it, want it, need it...

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2019:

My kids ask every day.

Any date would be great at this point.

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2019:

That is like looking for a can of tuna in a cracker jack box.

People, do you see delusional or you can agree that you could solve any problem in the world by ...

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2019:

I have heard sex can help you recover from illness faster because it elevates certain chemicals in your body. I fear more wars have been waged over sex than I care to think about. Most certainly sex causes more murder by invoking jealousy.

Give a little love and it all comes back to you [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on May 14, 2019:

Ragtime like tune fun.

Cute joke........

azzow2 comments on May 14, 2019:

Left field.

Tides A tide stands up Expand its hood like a cobra Attacks the coast Then looses its balance...

azzow2 comments on May 14, 2019:

The ebb and flow of thought. Good one

That's blasphemous.

azzow2 comments on May 14, 2019:

They can call it demibread.

How much was spent, do you think? Asking for a friend....

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2019:

An escapee from Westworld.

Not everyone can forgive poor presentation, though.

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2019:

Cannibalism the new orderb.

So pretty!

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2019:

Is that scrimshaw?

Thanks to republicans cuts and stealing from social security senior women have to suppliment their ...

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2019:

Ride granny ride.

Rain The thwack of heavy rain on the deck, against the window, on the roof; sudden, though a ...

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2019:

Some of the most kinetic electric events I have ever witnessed is a lighting storm on the open ocean. Very good

Is it just me or everyone breaking up or getting divorced?

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2019:

I do not know any soap opera actors.

Just got in car accident - was rear-ended.

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2019:

I had never heard of filing a DMV report.

Online dating be like

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2019:

That hole might need some fur around it for better aim.

Toby Keith - American Soldier I cry hard every time I listen to this song.

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2019:

Very heartfelt he has talent. I love his comical ones.

You know you've gotten old when you're 60 and it's pushing you back.

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2019:

You are only as old as you are willing to believe that. Think young live young.

Couldn't resist....bahahaha

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2019:

They need one called dunce a dem.

You have pass middle age when the wife pays your life insurance premiums before they're due.

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2019:

The trembling begins when she prepays for the cemetery plot.

I say Booker can kiss my ass! I’m glad I don’t live in New Jersey where they elect idiots like ...

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2019:

Sounds like the same logic as having one guy to around New Jersey tranquilizer female dear and give them a temporary birth control injection to help control the deer population.

Someone wasn't thinking this sign through!

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2019:

I think I had seen that sign just outside Deliverance.

What idiot called it a baby monitor and not just a listening device for crying out loud?

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2019:

Goes to show you a nanny cam is for peeping Toms/Tometts too.

Got another poem translated from one of my favorite Latvian poets Imants Ziedonis When children ...

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2019:

Yes, a good parent always hopes their kids will be smarter than the parent themselves were.

Moonstruck

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

If a moon hits your eye why was it so close to someone's butt?

Very dark.

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

Of unvaccinated children under a priest supervision.

Forgive me if this gets a little raw.

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

Yea tried that I am thinking of an emotional diet.

Meet Tracey Crouch, the UK's first Minister of Loneliness, appointed by Prime Minister Theresa May ...

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

To fix this I fear a computer elimination would have to happen.

I'm not most girls.💂👠✈🏎

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

Got my Duluth`s on now one of my roosters thinks they are his sparring partner.

You're over the hill when happy hour is a nap.

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

Naw just building the mountain taller.

I'm gonna go with this.......

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

That explains a lot.

Looking for advice, I’ve accidentally taken my cats meds. Don’t ask me-ow

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

Stop licking your self it is unbecoming lol.

I bought this at a craft show probably 25 years ago.

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

Grate now I am going to have to start making picture frames.

I guess this is the best place to put this.

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

She wants to be kept in a locked box and be cleaned after use sounds kinky.

We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to us.

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

Except for those with an endemic memory.

Hi new here! I’m a guy who is looking for friends on this site and people to talk to.

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

Welcome

Inspiration Every time I inspire somebody I think Am I worthy To inspire I am not But the...

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2019:

Retire the spire and you get an in spire.lol

You know your girlfriend is getting fat when She can fit in your wife's clothes!

azzow2 comments on May 10, 2019:

LOL!

Poetry Kills

azzow2 comments on May 10, 2019:

The coyote is on the phone to Acme delivery.

Welcome new member MensaGuy63!

azzow2 comments on May 10, 2019:

Welcome

I was wondering what the mane reason for this is

azzow2 comments on May 10, 2019:

If you think about it hard enough you realize that in the long run, a horse is actually more economical.

Black Rain Frog with attitude. Sounds cute! [bing.com]

azzow2 comments on May 10, 2019:

Is that a fat daktari?

I attended two sessions of yoga today, but my left leg is going crazy! I suspect there is a pinched ...

azzow2 comments on May 10, 2019:

Some would claim you are having luck,it is mostly bad luck nonetheless it is luck.