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azzow2 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

The bacon one is the best.

A very pretty poem

azzow2 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

I always have admired the oceans and the seas. I have had time on many of them.

It’s interesting to me that saying anything remotely positive about religion brings accusations of...

azzow2 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

I had gotten to talk to one of the professors that had worked along with Einstein at Berkley when they taught there. I was 16 years old at the time the professors asked my religion. I had told him that I thought agnostic was the best way to go. Without hesitation the professor had said you would have gotten along well with Albert Einstein because he too was agnostic and did not like the religious banter in the teachers lunch room. The way that I was so inclined to talk to this professor was. My mom was running a daycare out of her home. The professor had come to pick up his granddaughter. Just so happens that day I had flipped over a Mongoose racing bicycle and had put my knee out of place. I had limped into the house as the professor had arrived. The professor had know some chiropractic maneuvers and put my knee back in place. Was a very interesting conversation I had longed for the day to talk to that proffsor. I never did run across him again was a unique circumstances that he had come to get his granddaughter on that day.

The Police.....😉

azzow2 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

So you have been trapped in a picture jail cell this entire time?

I have a strange question.

azzow2 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Because their brain is loose in their skull.

What's your number?

azzow2 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Nero Caesar was the 666 emperor of Rome stoned on ergot he burned Rome.

How do they know this sweet punkin isn't actually...

azzow2 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

The dog deity said to do it!

Please take a look at all the videos [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

subjective like a horoscope write something then make it fit.

Good day Everyone! Its hot and humid -inside day with the air on.

azzow2 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Argyle, Angora, Mohair. I did not know their names I thought I would give it a guess. Runner up names Wool, Knee high and Slipper.

I'll watch this!

azzow2 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

lexigram fortune

Good morning all.

azzow2 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Geet some deet the mosquitos army will be taking no prisoners.

Spelling matters...

azzow2 comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Just a cut above.

I don’t think this applies to my Agnostic friends...but definitely FB!! [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Perfect

Wanted to gather advice on the following dilemma: I have a problem with men and their facial hair...

azzow2 comments on Jul 18, 2019:

All I can think is maybe suggest is some type of hair softener. I grow a beard in winter it is mostly because I just don't shave. The texture of the hair could be the problem some of us that finer hair might be another answer.

Hot hot hot! There's gonna be a four day heat wave in NYC and much of the surrounding areas, ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 18, 2019:

So no snow in sight lol.

A Little baby lizard found his way into my house.

azzow2 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

My cats would go into a frenzy that they got something to chase.

Font matters.

azzow2 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Famous serial killer words.

Good Morning All.

azzow2 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Are you running Windows 10?

Man.

azzow2 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I asked Alexa to cook me dinner . Her reply is I can't do that yet.

A Senior Citizen's Reflection If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model.

azzow2 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I love that, I will have to send that to my dad he will get a kick out of it.

Those who have siblings: Did a time come when you began relating as peers rather than older and ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I am the oldest of 5. My youngest brother and I are close he gets a kick out of my sarcastic ways. My sisters think that they are righteous and think they know better. They are both screw-ups that walked away from their kids and tried to hurt mine. They are actively ignored. My other brother is cool he does have scrambled brains sometimes he is cool though.

I'd rock this shirt...

azzow2 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

A fuck celebrations oh wait isn't that an orgy?

Is this at Walmart

azzow2 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Does alcohol fill the void? I don't remember I quit drinking several years ago.

[theatlantic.

azzow2 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

I had know that Hitler on several occasions left a room just seconds before a bomb that was in a briefcase exploded. He also survived a weapon called the smell bomb.

Ever found love and got into a relationship with someone they met on agnostic?

azzow2 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

One can only hope.

My squirrel and alligators are on meth so they will attack the cops. [nbcnews.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Shouldn`t the gator be very skinny with bugged-out eyes?

Good Morning Everyone! Sunny day with clouds approaching.

azzow2 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

He needs to contact admin they will issue him a card.

'Breathtaking' jellyfish as big as a human spotted by divers

azzow2 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

What would be a fright is to run into what eats it.

I don't believe in voodoo, but hey - it's worth a try.

azzow2 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Snack acupuncture!

We were short two pallets of sod last week.

azzow2 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Hard work is rewarding.

I see a face in the toast. ????

azzow2 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Is it shinny?

when you have a really bad day at work [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

I have worked in places with this potential.

Greer Barnes [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Very good.

Good Morning Everyone! Feeling a little down this morning as Trump attempts to divide this country.

azzow2 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Unfortunately the political logic of Star Trek is nowhere in site.

October is coming......I'm ready........

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

That looks like a very difficult obstacle course.

[facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

They work pretty hard at wasting tax dollars on inane causes.

Wait for it....

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Did the chain rust away and the seat disappear over time? Was it stolen by some vandals? Did it bust by normal wear? Did the artist just forget to include the seat?

If dtrumph hates immigrants so much why does he keep marrying them?

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

This has nothing to do with hate, people would like to believe that it is being prejudice. It is a misguided attempt to make people conform to our laws. As we all know this type of control never works. It is like spanking a kid to teach them violence is wrong. It is a Forest Gump move stupid is as stupid does. That has been attempted by presidents dating way back in our history.

I whispered in your ear My nose tickled too in a cloud of curly hair An apple scent of ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Good rhyming.

Hope Everyone is having a happy weekend! I don't know about you but I'm ashamed Trump was tweeting ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

This tactic has been used in the past by other presidents. The apparition behind the operation is not to scare people to leave the country "after all we are a melting pot of misfits". The point is to get people legal to contribute to the economic system instead of being parasitic to it.

I wish to share my feelings of joy! I was never looking for this love that filled my life, not ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Even to try these days seems poisonous to me. The fallout from the emotional nuclear attack does not appeal to me at all. May the force be with you on your endeavor though.

Mushrooms (A Long Time Ago) Mushroom soup and Ritz Crackers down at the small grandparents’ ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

My grandmother had this jar of bread and butter pickles, she would never change the liquid just add some when she remade the pickles, she did this for over 50 years. Made me think of the wholesomeness. Good write

There are times you wish you had a train horn mounted on your car.

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

I want a cow pusher!

I don't know. Seems like any action would be messy.

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

My unfilled desire to wreak havoc on people that have done stupid things to me.

1930 Henderson KJ Streamlined Motorcycle A motorcycle and a grill

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Now that is a bike I could ride.

[yahoo.

azzow2 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

I had not heard this, RoswelL is only about an hour and a half away from me. The actual event (" the UFO crash lol") happened in a town called Corona which is only 50 miles from me. Some of the old timers around here say the original crash was less than 30 miles from our town.

People rarely sit next to me but if I get a chance...

azzow2 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Is it in unmarked untraceable small bills?

These are not instructions!

azzow2 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

http://joemiller.us/2015/12/clinton-deported-4-times-as-many-illegal-aliens-as-obama/ This is a typical misguided claim.

I was trying to figure out what artist has actually been on the most records and I came up with ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Prince has many he also has thousands more in an archived vault.

This could keep a lot of marriages intact. [goodshomedesign.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Seems like it might have some storm challenges.

Ever since the last Windows 10 update, my PC has been crashing a lot. Anybody else?

azzow2 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Here are some solutions https://www.techradar.com/how-to/windows-10-may-2019-update-problems-how-to-fix-them

I have a confession to make.

azzow2 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

When I had lived in Pennsylvania before computers I had many poems written on napkins on coasters scratch paper. There were a few hundred of them. I had them in the basement of my home back then. One winter day I had come home from work to discover that my house had been flooded by the creek and natural underground springs. I was unable to salvage any of the poems. I then got a computer I had written again several hundred poems. I had published to poetry.com unknowing that the owner of the website was running a scam again lost a lot of work. I did manage to send some of them to an alternate email I use. Older writings are very cool too because you can use them to see how far you have advanced forum your own beginnings.

Educational materials for summer time issues.

azzow2 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

That last one the virus will haunt you the entirety of your life lol.

What do you think the response would be if we post this in 'Politics'?

azzow2 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Adhering to the Constitution properly this is treason punishable by death. She needs to be put in Guantanamo Bay and forgotten. 40 months for selling out her country is a slap on the wrist. She needs to be stripped of her American Citizenship and be made an example of. I can not say if it had anything to do with the administration it seems it was a greed thing.

Would you be pissed if Stranger Things just turned out to be those kids just over imagining their ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Have not seen that show yet. AD & D though can get pretty imaginative.

If a flower doesn't bloom, do you fix the flower or do you fix the environment?

azzow2 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

A metaphorical answer is the circle of life continues to perpetuate ∞. A more literal answer is everything needs TLC, be it delicate and soft or rugged and corse.

Negative personality traits?

azzow2 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I can point out the common sense missed in an issue or point, this tends to miff people.

Over reactive people.

azzow2 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

He did not want you to bother him when his wife/girlfriend was in his abode.

I apologize in advance for this "joke" but this is the kind of mood I'm in this morning.

azzow2 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Thud!!!

Beatles advice

azzow2 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Just have this to say Hey. https://youtu.be/A_MjCqQoLLA

Leave it to Beaver!

azzow2 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

They did have mis Kitty on Gunsmoke.

Exactly how I feel...

azzow2 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

https://youtu.be/lNMIlubmwOQ

Here's a cop that puts criminals to shame! Ex-deputy accused of planting drugs on Florida drivers ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Takes all kinds of idiot to be that stupid.

The History of CTRL + ALT + DELETE - Mental Floss - Pocket

azzow2 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Control Z j/k that is undo btw. Good article. If not for mistakes a lot of things would have never been discovered or invented.

damned if you do and damned if you don’t.

azzow2 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Hover, Three gorges, Amster.

Post your favorite Monty Python sketch. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I had never found humor in this.

STANDING BEHIND YOUR EMPLOYEE My day job as some of you may know is printer repair tech.

azzow2 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

This guy just can not see what a bad example he has set. Karma will catch him.

Fly day and the basis of extreme jet-lag(for me).

azzow2 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Do you contract for the military?

Name a song with "baby" in the title. I think the Motown hits had the most. How about you?

azzow2 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Some sweets, not in the title in the song https://youtu.be/JywK_5bT8z0

Grateful for you guys! A place where I can be myself without criticism from the Christian crowd.

azzow2 comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Appreciate the comradely as well.

Stretching the... what?

azzow2 comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Gum off a rubber tree.

Driveways Off the road into gritty gravel and steeply up into ruts dug when the mud was fresh,...

azzow2 comments on Jul 9, 2019:

The bravery we think we have in our youths makes us wise as adults. Good story.

Word games We're playing our game with the words I throw them on table like dice But words can ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Very true often times I think, good thing they can't read my mind.

Yeah, but running is really tiring.

azzow2 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

The only problem is it gets more expensive as time catches you.

I'm just posting something funny to have fun. My first post. LOL

azzow2 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Nice, welcome!

This is ridiculous, it’s july 8th and people are still shooting off fireworks.

azzow2 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Those Chinese lanterns can be flammable.

How A Grocery Store's Plan To Shame Customers Into Using Reusable Bags Backfired [n.pr]

azzow2 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

And they think this is actually going to work? The kids will be taking extra bags just to parade them around.

Good evening everyone.

azzow2 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

It depends on the hospital some are very good like the teaching hospital in Long Beach California. There are some that really suck that let people die from waiting too long to get a test that could have saved their life.

Enjoying an after dinner beer out on our front lawns with three of my neighbors.

azzow2 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

That is definitely a difficulty to locate.

Okay, so probability.

azzow2 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Because the government paid for the test.

Just saw this somewhere.....The 'This is Not a Joke' joke;

azzow2 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Reminds me of a bumper sticker from the 1980s "Liquor up front poker in the rear."

Ok.

azzow2 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

There is a Twilight zone episode of kick the can . https://youtu.be/chTt9NLdF_I

Now we may never know the real reason...

azzow2 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Information syndrome.

Saw this on Facebook. I half laughed, half cried.

azzow2 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

So how did they become Starship from that? "The facts on the origin of the band's name are disputed. One argument is that Jefferson Airplane got its name from the mythical blues player Blind Thomas Jefferson Airplane. Of course, there was never such a person, but the name was intended as a joke on Balin's good friend, Blind Lemon Jefferson."

Every now and then I get all riled up and want to tell people.

azzow2 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

In certain cirles, this is considered a compliment!

I nurture the house centipedes because they eat spiders.

azzow2 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

For those with Arachnophobia https://www.livescience.com/37974-he-surprising-cause-of-most-spider-bites.html

Fixed running shoe. Guess what I used!

azzow2 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

They use to call that jimmy rigged then it went to McGivered I don't know what the kids call it now.

Is it just me?

azzow2 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Sounds like you found some that have watched too many adult movies and can't separate reality from fiction.

I meant to post this and it didn't

azzow2 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

https://youtu.be/EpGR5J1i05w

Come on people, give me a riddle!

azzow2 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Three people check into a hotel room. The manager says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the manager realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 as a tip for himself. Each guest got $1 back, so now each guest only paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

How does a duck fart?

azzow2 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Is that Aflack`s baby picture?

Hawaii July 4th 1993 lived there for a short time.

azzow2 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

I had dated a woman that raised a blue and gold Macaw from a chick. He would eat chicken and turkey occasionally I told him that was kind of like cannibalism.

Larry Fuente car. Every July 4th parade in Mendocino CA.

azzow2 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

That guy has barnacles on his car.

Wow... That's all I can say about this.. [agnostic.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

As many of have seen the living conditions in third world countries, this person has no idea how fortunate they are. From having to eat practice infected insects to using a hole in the ground to relieve yourself.

Love Triangles As I have decided to maintain a friendship and rather than enter into a love ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

You need to ask more questions the next go around.

Nice try!!

azzow2 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Never more!

BFF - Best Friends Forever!

azzow2 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Friends!

Why would a man write to me for another guy? A scam?

azzow2 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

That may have worked for Cyrano de Bergerac, scammers need to return to the idea board in scammer central.

I’m looking into the possibilities of two things that could be life-changing for me.

azzow2 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

SSA is how you should file SSDI a temporary fix.

I can no longer celebrate my country.

azzow2 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

So you chose to be independent today!