Or making his breathing change...or his eyes glaze over...or...

273kelvin comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Mmmm the easiest way to get a guy to moan is "We need to talk"

Just call me Akira Yamamoto. 🙄

273kelvin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

For those of us who know what the song is really about https://youtu.be/IWWwM2wwMww

Stolen from f'buck -

273kelvin comments on May 31, 2019:

Mine has stopped talking to me (cat that is)

This is a sample post only to give example of what may be included in a personal top ten.

273kelvin comments on May 31, 2019:

Interesting choices for a provisional go. Some Ideas about them 1, Louse Armstong's great song. However, when I listened to this version on the radio whilst working with a younger guy. It was he that commentated that it was a totally unnecessary cover. The original being so sweet and all. I thought about it and listened. Then disagreed, Satchmo is singing with old eyes. If it really is such a wonderful world then young eyes should be able to sing it too. https://youtu.be/wRMrAQuccEo

I'm interested in getting opinions on the places in which you live. Do you love it or hate it?

273kelvin comments on May 30, 2019:

I live in south Liverpool. I don't think that I would like to live anywhere else. But let me tell you why I moved here 1st. It was about 25 years ago, not long after my divorce. I met a guy in a bar and stuck up a friendship. We went back to his and I lent him some money. The next weekend I tried to find his flat. I knew the number, not the building so I looked around for something familiar. As I wandered through the park I saw a young woman on her own under a tree reading a book. Several things struck me; a. on her own, b, reading a book, c, it did not have a flower on the cover. I said to myself "I want to live here". I have not been disappointed. It is multi-cultural, bohemian and left wing. Sure it has problems with crime like most cities but it has scoucers too and we won't ever let you walk alone. Btw if anyone would like to come for this festival PM me. https://www.africaoye.com/

This person is not a plumber, lol

273kelvin comments on May 30, 2019:

But she has such a nice place to put my plunger?

The Fringe Theology That Could End Religious Freedom

273kelvin comments on May 30, 2019:

Although many would believe these guys have no chance. They are strong political vectors*. If left unchecked their influence will affect your lives. Just look at the anti-abortion laws already enacted in Alabama and Georgia. *Mansplain, A political vector is rather like those maths problems you used to get. ie. "A boat heading North at 5mph across a 1-mile wide river that has east to the west current of 3mph and a wind that is blowing SE at 3mph. How far east of the perpendicular will it land and how long will it take?"

Paraprosdokians The first time I heard about paraprosdokians, I liked them.

273kelvin comments on May 27, 2019:

Dorothy Parker - "One more drink and I will be under the host" "Men seldom make passes at girls with fat asses" "You can get a nasty splinter, sliding down a barrister"

Next on my list to search for on vinyl. [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on May 26, 2019:

Local band

Have you ever been annoyed by just the sight or voice of a person?

273kelvin comments on May 25, 2019:

I have almost stopped watching the news because I cannot stand Trump

A couple weeks ago, an experienced volunteer who had dedicated her life to working with Pitbulls was...

273kelvin comments on May 25, 2019:

Pitbulls were bred for fighting other dogs. If you take away that evolutionary imperative then you lose the better parts of their breed like courage. Aggression without courage leaves only a bully. Of course, I am not advocating dog fighting but without that selective. Then all the litter gets to breed too. My brother had a Staffordshire bull terrier. It was a lovely dog and very safe but he maintained that the breed should be neutered to die out, for the aforementioned reasons

What is your favorite sexy song? Grace Jones - Pull up to the bumper.. [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on May 24, 2019:

This is my favorite store bought one. https://youtu.be/3Wh-695UNpA Most times however I play one I wrote called "Tango", which has brought several ladies to sufficient wetness. It is due to be recorded next week

I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.

273kelvin comments on May 24, 2019:

Packing 101: Take half as much clothes and twice as much money

There are better ways to negotiate the trade dispute with China [finance.

273kelvin comments on May 23, 2019:

And if China calls in what it holds of USA debt........?

Why is it that grandparents are far more patient and tolerant of children that their parents?

273kelvin comments on May 18, 2019:

Grandparents and grandchildren get along so well because they have a common enemy.

I've shared before that my ex and I broke up because after 14 years of marriage I decided that I ...

273kelvin comments on May 16, 2019:

Forman "Why aren't you working?" Worker "There is no work to do" "Why can`t you just pretend that you're working then?" "Why can't you just pretend that you've seen me working then?" Number 3 on the list is I think is "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.” What could be more blasphemous than lying not only to your family but to god as well? To be fair you went far further down the road of paying lip service to his bollocks than anyone had the right to expect. Unfortunately, this is not the only case of this sort to be posted on here. It seems that the veneer of Christianity seems more important than actual belief. The best thing is to be true to yourself and teach your children to do the same. If they end up believing or not, it will be their choice and not something imposed upon them for the sake of appearances.

When i finally opened my eyes after 30 years and was able to look unbiased at the bible and the ...

273kelvin comments on May 15, 2019:

The new testament was spun for a Roman audience. The Easter story is a prime example. It takes place at Passover. This is a highly politically charged time for the Jews. Many years ago I celebrated this festival and as you may know, it tells the Exodus story. For jews, it is rather like the 4th of July. Culminating in a prayer that says "Next year in Jerusalem". Even Jews who live there say this prayer. So imagine if you will, an occupied land at a time of great nationalist fervor. Add to that a legend of a messiah. One who will free Jews and give them back their homeland. Great steps were also taken to make sure that JC ticked all the right boxes. An ass was provided for his entrance etc. Small wonder that Romans wanted him gone and so they crucified him, as was their way. If the Jews had wanted this? they could have easily charged him with blasphemy and stoned him to death. No, it was a political act but this is glossed over to such an extent that that Christians have been antisemitic for millennia now

Here is question.

273kelvin comments on May 15, 2019:

Not such a problem in the UK. The first thing I see because it's at the top of the page in POF is smoking. Then I skip down to filters. There is no point if they only accept msgs from under 61s. As for religious? the UK does not have the same climate of god squad mafia. Organized religion is small and on the wain. Churchgoers will date amongst themselves anyway Those that say they believe but don't go to church can be okay to date too, as mostly they keep their beliefs to themselves. I must say that I did have a fantastic two-night sexual liaison with a Nigerian lady, who believed in god quite strongly. Times spent not exploring each other's bodies and delights, was spent discussing theology.

Apart from religious rules or values, why do we wear clothes?

273kelvin comments on May 15, 2019:

Lots of reasons. Apart from to keep warm or stave off sunburn. Sexual modesty, which is not just confined to the religious. Also, clothes say a lot about the person. They are a form of expression, a canvas upon which we paint how we would like the world to view us. My only bugbear about modern clothes is how bland men's fashion is nowadays. So grey and dull, I came of age in the 1970s when men's attire dared to be colourful and outrageous.

Meeting Candy scene from 'Harold and Maude' 1971 [youtube.com]

273kelvin comments on May 14, 2019:

I love that film. Great Cat Stevens soundtrack too.

Hi it's good to be back - I missed everyone here! Had a visitor this morning.

273kelvin comments on May 14, 2019:

Meg has been a flat cat most of her life. It was only 6 years ago when I moved to a ground floor apartment that she had the chance to explore the outside world. At first, I was very worried about cars etc. but I could not leave the windows shut in summer. As it happens she is quite timid and only roams as far as my driveway. So just for her, I made a cat-flap to fit into the sliding sash window

It's my birthday!!!

273kelvin comments on May 14, 2019:

Happy birthday xx

LOOKING FOR ADVICE I've been approached online a few times recently to watch different women's web ...

273kelvin comments on May 12, 2019:

It`s a scam

Go ahead, make my day.

273kelvin comments on May 12, 2019:

"I think we need bigger buns"

Forgive me if this gets a little raw.

273kelvin comments on May 12, 2019:

Relationships 101: "How can you expect your partner to fancy you if no one else does?" You are going a lot of turmoil atm. what with jobs etc. New love can give you inspiration and motivation (if any are needed). It can also put a smile on your face, which is a powerful commodity in job interviews. A positive outlook is infectious. The lady that you spoke to on the sofa proves that you are a fanciable chap. Work on that guy and use it. Take confidence in that. If nothing else? it is a good reason to attack that neglected housework. I hear a lot about the negative aspects of falling in love again from you and having recently crashed badly out of that scenario, I can say it is devastating. Would I do it again? Fuck yeah! in a New York minute! You only get one go at life, it's up to you to catch the waves and ride them the best way you can. If you wipe out? then that's all part of life and getting wet in any sense is what it's all about.

If you could only have one last sexual experience, what would it be?

273kelvin comments on May 12, 2019:

Twins

Ladies. Where are we on this new whatever it is?

273kelvin comments on May 11, 2019:

It`s not big enough for me. Although I think the waist might fit

1975 Cost of Living.........59 gallon for gas!!!!!?????

273kelvin comments on May 11, 2019:

How much is it now? Because we pay £1.24 per litre

Meet Tracey Crouch, the UK's first Minister of Loneliness, appointed by Prime Minister Theresa May ...

273kelvin comments on May 11, 2019:

The way UK politics is going. May will be her main client

Ya'll. I need a pep talk. Does anyone else find online dating demoralizing?

273kelvin comments on May 11, 2019:

It is the nature of the beast I'm afraid. I do feel for you. My problem is only that all the women are so beige. "I love my family, walking the dog and eating out" Yahn! Do you message 1st or let them come to you? If it`s the latter then try the former.

Sorry to all - had no idea Paddy Power would not be visible to some.

273kelvin comments on May 9, 2019:

You have to remember that you are trusted with a gun but not allowed to gamble online in the land of the free.

You can agree or disagree, I'm not polling.

273kelvin comments on May 9, 2019:

John and George are not the only things gone from that photo. New album sleeves have the cigarette airbrushed from Pauls' hand

You really can't argue with this one

273kelvin comments on May 7, 2019:

Difficult to do when all politicians are cunts.

Should we respect other people's beliefs?

273kelvin comments on May 7, 2019:

You can respect their rights and/or their person. As to beliefs? It is a question of tolerance. For example; you may not touch on the subject with a work colleague or family member, perhaps remove your hat (if you're a man) when visiting an old church on holiday. To my mind, I only counter-attack. If they don't push it? Then I won't. If they do? then they deserve all they get.

I live in a very Christian and republican area.

273kelvin comments on May 7, 2019:

Two Englishman at a diner in Montana and one asks the waitress "What would you recommend for my vegetarian friend?" "I would recommend that your friend leaves Montana"

Proof that Jesus lied

273kelvin comments on May 7, 2019:

FREE COOL-AID FOR ALL THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT Let's start a fund

I work in retail.

273kelvin comments on May 5, 2019:

You could always reply to "Have a blessed day" with "GORDON`S ALIVE" at the top of your lungs https://youtu.be/TW8kDtzirpA

Religious fundamentalists and many of today’s atheists share the same approach to texts.

273kelvin comments on May 5, 2019:

Old Soviet union joke from the 60s. An old guy living in a small town miles away from anywhere is told that he must now share his tiny little one bedroomed flat with a family of 3. Disgruntled at this he sees a poster saying "LENIN LIVES". So he gets on a train to Moscow and goes to the Kremlin and asks to see Lenin. The receptionist is a bit taken aback by this but thinks "You never know who these old guys know. They might be friends with some of the old guard". So she passes him on to her superior. Who in turn passes him on till he gets to a member of the Politburo. Who asks "Why do you want to see Lenin comrade?". "Well, I fought in the revolution and in the war against the Nazis. I have worked hard all my life and I think that I am entitled to live in my own little one bedroomed flat without having to share it. So I come here to see if this guy Lenin can sort it out for me" "So sorry old man but Lenin is dead and has been for quite some time now. So he cannot help you I`m afraid" "But I saw a poster from this building that said Lenin lives?" "Ah, yes he does live comrade. He lives in the spirit of sacrifice that makes the Soviet Union so great" "Oh I see. When you want him he is alive and when I want him he is dead" Religious texts are like that. When they want them to be literal they are and vice verca

I'm a middle school Science teacher.

273kelvin comments on May 5, 2019:

No I cannot relate. Do you hate it when they say that they dont believe in santa, the tooth fairy or easter bunny? Just because you took years of research to come to the same conclusion as them does not make you smarter. If anything it makes you dumber for wasting good drinking time. Bertrand Russel took 200 pages to explain why 1+1 does actually = 2 but I dont need to read it to know it.

Caption this!

273kelvin comments on May 5, 2019:

"Oh my god there`s a shoe sale on at the mall"

What are the movie moments that will stay with you forever?

273kelvin comments on May 5, 2019:

My great moment is in "the African queen" when Boggie has all the leaches burnt off his body then gets back into the water to pull the boat again. In my head I can hear "When a man loves a woman"

Women over 50, coloring their hair purple, how childish.

273kelvin comments on May 4, 2019:

Warning by Jenny Joseph When I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells And run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick flowers in other people’s gardens And learn to spit. You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat And eat three pounds of sausages at a go Or only bread and pickle for a week And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes. But now we must have clothes that keep us dry And pay our rent and not swear in the street And set a good example for the children. We must have friends to dinner and read the papers. But maybe I ought to practice a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

I bet that feels good!

273kelvin comments on May 3, 2019:

Conversation on behalf of a customer irl to call center in SA. "I know what you are saying is not company policy so can I speak to your supervisor?" "She is not here at the moment" "Okay, do you have a mobile phone?" "Yes why?" "Please pick it up and phone someone. It does not matter whom, your mum or friend and when the person comes over to tell you off. Put them on this phone please"

What to say when hijacked by two born agains in public

273kelvin comments on May 3, 2019:

In situations like this which do not happen so often in the UK. I generally say something like "Please dont go there. I understand and respect you view. I would appreciate it if you would do likewise and drop the subject, so we can still converse as friends"

More Useless Dating Advice: Everyone has their own story.

273kelvin comments on May 2, 2019:

There is no such thing as a failed experiment

OMG! it's been 4 months since my wife (ex wife) decided she wanted to go it alone, my god am I ...

273kelvin comments on May 2, 2019:

Most hook up sites and a lot of dating sites have women who like phone sex. That can make DIY more entertaining. Also I have looked at your profile and it still could use improvement. Ditch all references to your ex. Stress only positive things. Also add some action, smiling pics perhaps with some friends. Youre a good looking guy and should have no problem on POF etc.

Watched "Kingsman: The Secret Service," which I had no prior burning desire to see.

273kelvin comments on May 2, 2019:

I watched with my daughter in the theatre. On of those best seen there. The church scene works a lot better when the soundtrack is booming out.

I got stuck up a tree! And I can't get down... Oh my... Can someone make a suggestion or help me?

273kelvin comments on May 2, 2019:

Play "Misty" for me.

Does anyone else find it interesting that the vast majority of recent weather related disasters ...

273kelvin comments on May 1, 2019:

Not god just poetic justice

Help I have a Date Act III: Romance is like music; too much harmony can be tiresome.

273kelvin comments on May 1, 2019:

Okay he may as he says be honouring your vulnerability. However that is your call not his. Try this as a gambit: Your place or his, dinner for two. You will have wine and have to stay the night. Say that you would like to just go to bed to cuddle. This is not as unusual as it sounds. If nothing other than making out happens at first, then wait till morning. Men cannot resist being woken up by someone playing their pink oboe.

Thank you to everyone who supported me during my suspension.

273kelvin comments on May 1, 2019:

Personally imho I think that Mussolini is more accurate. In that fake news assertions, he did not actually make the trains run on time.

EMERGENCY!! Hey everyone, Administration has suspended Sassygirl3869 (Lisa).

273kelvin comments on Apr 30, 2019:

I have already PMed admin and I ask others to do the same

Words to live by:

273kelvin comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Make it easier would be my reply

When my ex and I were still together and fighting about religion, he said according to my atheism ...

273kelvin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

I recently watched "After life" by Ricky Gervias on Netflix and this very question was answered. "So if theres no god, whats to stop you murdering, raping and stealing as much as you want?" "I do" "What do you mean?" "I do. I murder, rape and steal as much as I want to" "But you dont" "Yes I do" "You don't murder and rape people" "Thats because I don't want to. Not because some book tells me not to and I was the type of person that wanted to murder and rape? I doubt if some book would stop me anyway"

OK... Think of the best caption for this pic...

273kelvin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

"At last somewhere to park me bike!"

Despite being atheist, im pretty sure I 100% believe in Tarot cards.

273kelvin comments on Apr 28, 2019:

I played poker with tarot cards once. I got a full house and 2 people had heart attacks

Is there anything in your life (besides religion) that you have completely changed your opinion ...

273kelvin comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Oh lots of things. Music of course, our tastes change as we age. We also tend to get conservative (with a small c) as we get older. Revolution is less appealing when you have a family to protect. I am also extremely cynical of all politicians, of any persuasion. Other subjects have led me the other way. I grew up with a typical 60s -70s blue collar way of regarding homosexuality. This has altered dramatically.

Despite being atheist, im pretty sure I 100% believe in Tarot cards.

273kelvin comments on Apr 28, 2019:

"Now let explain that some cards are symbolic and not to be taken literally" "Show me the card" "As I said many are symbolic" "JUST SHOW ME THE CARD" With trepidation the reader reveals the card and the lady sees what it is.....the gullible cow

I wonder, porn is basically fantasy of the sexual kind leading to a lot of porn parodies by ...

273kelvin comments on Apr 28, 2019:

The sex scene in "Team America" fuck yeah

i just need to vent, i have been attempting to meet people on a dating site, POF, i have a profile, ...

273kelvin comments on Apr 28, 2019:

"What star sign are you?" "Pyrex, I was a test tube baby"

I'm struggling a lot lately with a lot of things.

273kelvin comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Makes me so glad we have the NHS. Keep putting one foot in front of the other and remember we are here for you x

Hmmm...interesting observation. It made me laugh, anyway!

273kelvin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

As a fellow beardie, I call bs. It does not take patience to grow a beard, just inactivity. Gardening or making your own booze tales patience. The guy who can put up with growing a beard is less likely to want to take out the trash. Ergo he gets it in the ear from his woman.

Anybody do this kinda thing? Tell me about it...

273kelvin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Of course I do but not too eagerly. A little bit of teasing and more attention to the areola than most guys. One of my gfs used to lactate slightly when she came big, even though it was many years since her last child. It was fun to taste

I recently went to a religious a event with a family member at Easter time.

273kelvin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Its a blood feud thing, rather like the mafia. The betrayal by Adam, the convenant a deal made by Abraham with Issac and the sealing of the deal with the messiah. Instead of thinking "God the father" think "the Godfather"

Ok.

273kelvin comments on Apr 26, 2019:

It sounds like you got struck by lightning or you think you have, there is a difference. "I had an amazing connection with a man a few months ago...emotional,and sexual." A "connection" is by nature >1, how one sided was this? If it is mutual then its true lightning and its pretty much unstoppable? but if its not then you have to ask yourself "How much can the emotional masochist in me take?". Because its just gonna be another sub/dom sob story that you know so well. You know that a FWB wont work for you right now. You know that you will want more and you know that he will be reluctant because if it was lightning then he would have felt it too! To detach oneself from the from the intricate web that sex weaves around our emotions is hard and not always possible. One way to do this is by getting better at casual sex. I dont mean just having it but practice it. Practice picking out a mate for the night, one you can walk away from easily and one you wont be inhibited or intimidated by. Until you can enjoy sex for its own sake, then you will always be at the mercy of another. I do not speak idly, for I myself have been down a very similar path. The last time I fell, it was true lightning but doomed and in the end incredibly destructive. Like the gambler who bets to lose, we know how it ends. Now I try and bet smarter, dont bet big on long odds. I does not always work but I try. https://youtu.be/6zSWg4tZNhI

I watched the movie "Stan & Ollie" and really enjoyed it.

273kelvin comments on Apr 24, 2019:

If you can track this down then its a must see https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0791338/

Oh my gosh yes (sorry for the language)

273kelvin comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Most of my fiends are female. I do not find friendzone insulting. What is insulting is when the romantic or sexual side of a person is invisible to the other. Its like that part of them does not exist. Not seeing the whole person, is not looking at all. Be that just from one side or the other

Today is Shakespeare's birthday, may his works be long remembered as doing so has given him the ...

273kelvin comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Once upon a time three poets shared a house in the lake district of England, Wordsworth, Coleridge and Shelby. One day Coleridge comes in and hears what Shelby is telling the children. He says "My good fellow. What you have written there will live longer than anything that I or Wordsworth could ever write".So what was it that Shelby wrote for the children?.... "Once upon a time there were three bears....."

Why Is It Difficult to Get Christians to Care About the Earth? | Sojourners

273kelvin comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Try this tack; My ex is Jewish and always kinda said "so what" when I brought up the extinction of so many species. Then she went to see the film "Noah". As we talked I asked "Well if god wanted to save all those animals whats changed now? I mean I dont remember him saying "That was so that millennia"" Now it does not matter if you believe the great flood crap or that if they just think its symbolical. What is important that their god put elephants on a boat to keep them on our planet and soon there wont be any because of us.

Hey there, you have a very sexy cock:

273kelvin comments on Apr 22, 2019:

https://youtu.be/4hQhi4oyH6k

Ok so I new to this site.

273kelvin comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Its a broad church, if you pardon the expression. It has a dating element but its more like a party. Where the only thing in common is a disbelief in big sky. Explore some of the groups, look at the prospects in you area and...?

I've been tasked to teach Social Studies in Summer School this year.

273kelvin comments on Apr 22, 2019:

You could start with a song https://youtu.be/d_IA3stJRoE

Today is Saturday.

273kelvin comments on Apr 20, 2019:

What do you say to a Muslim on Christmas day? "A pint of milk and a packet of cigarette papers please" I remember when all Sundays were like this. Pubs shut till 7.00 pm. TV much the same except for religious programs. Shops shut and only the radio for entertainment. Which with the exception of "pick of the pops" was a almost as dire as the TV. People wonder why in such a now secular society as the UK is, I am so anti religion. It is the memory of all those interminable Sundays

This is the ballot I just received in the mail.

273kelvin comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Reminds me of a quite famous old english queen called Quentin Crisp author of "the naked civil servant". The inspiration for the song "An Englishman in New York" https://youtu.be/6nfQKGfoO7U

So.

273kelvin comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Easter is a spring festival. New beginnings are what its about.

Trying a facial mask and my face is just not shaped for the precut ones Haha I feel like Doctor Doom...

273kelvin comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Mexican wrestlers beware. No its on of the advantages of single living. One can look ridiculous without sanction

sisters of mercy visiion thing [youtube.com]

273kelvin comments on Apr 19, 2019:

https://youtu.be/0QxtA186MD4

Saw this on FB.

273kelvin comments on Apr 19, 2019:

It seems odd to post-imperial liberal ears but my ex was from Malawi and she said "You know so many Africans look back and think we were much better off under the British". Guys like this idiot bear it out.

I'm sitting at the local all service station getting an oil change and saw a little black cat out of...

273kelvin comments on Apr 18, 2019:

"OOps" said the porcupine climbing off a hair brush

Curious about how to up your oral sex game?

273kelvin comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Nothing I did not know/done. (once got an A+ off a bull dyke). I would add to the "letting them know youre enjoying it" a good hummmm can act like a vibrator at the right time.

True friends are those rare people who come to find you in dark places and lead you back to the ...

273kelvin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

A good friend will help you move a sofa A really good friend will help you move a dead body

Good Morning All.

273kelvin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Nice to see things moving along both literally and metaphorically

So made another little leap forward tonight in my growth post divorce.

273kelvin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

"Why is divorce so expensive?"....."Because its worth it" Douglas Adams in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy proposed an invisibility machine. This worked on the principle of somebody elses problem (SEP). You could go anywhere and nobody would see you because no one can see SEP. Your exs difficulties are no longer yours, ergo SEP. If they think badly of you? then so what SEP. If they think youre a twat? well thats part of an exs job description SEP. You need to be less red head and more Marie Antoinette. I suggest next time just hanging up. Putting Miles Davis on the stereo and say to yourself "Let them eat cake" https://youtu.be/ylXk1LBvIqU In time, when the dust has cleared, you may or may not have a friendly relationship with your ex. This is not compulsory, mandatory or even in some cases desirable. Until that time, distance is your best friend.

Yoooooo omg I came home yesterday afternoon and just crashed without even taking my clothes off and ...

273kelvin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Ah now you have given me a vision to keep me awake all night xx

It's all reverse now.

273kelvin comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Not in Ireland

Not that I haven't done this myself, mind you...

273kelvin comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Most people spell school wrong. They put the o before the o and it should go after the o.

"It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

273kelvin comments on Apr 16, 2019:

"Girls! keep a diary because one day it might keep you" - Mae West (bad girl)

What would you say love is, what is your version?

273kelvin comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Love is a strange kind of madness. It leads us to do and accept all kinds of things we wouldn`t normally. Then get upset about things that we shouldnt. Its so full of contradictions, generous, possessive, forgiving and jealous. Give me lust, thats what I desire. Lust is honest and pure, it has no hidden agendas, it is entire unto itself. It does not seek to possess, simply use. Love seeks to conquer or submit, lust just seeks to have. Love is a war fraught with mines. Lust, a happy ending. Love is spiritual, elusive, undefinable. Lust is concrete, observable, measurable and real. Given the choice, you can always trust lust. The same cannot be said of love.

Ex-Pope Benedict XVI blames 1960s revolution for sex abuse - BBC News

273kelvin comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Question ; Whats more powerful, "sexual films, images of nudity and "the clothing of that time" leading to "mental collapse" and "violence"" or god? If the later then why the fuck didnt Mr big sky whisper "Stop it you little pervert" in their shell like?

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273kelvin comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Mine is

Me: Hello Him: Well Hello Sexy.

273kelvin comments on Apr 15, 2019:

At least you have a profile for him to ignore. This is todays nonsense. Just 2 nice pics and the mandatory bits filled in. Me - Hello Joanne, you look lovely. x Her - Hi thankyou x Me - Hi and your welcome. Your profile is a little sparse so can tell me what you like to do in your spare time Joanne? x Then nothing and once again ghosted

Chat group not working- please fix Singles/Mingle/Chat -trivia Sunday night. Thanks.

273kelvin comments on Apr 15, 2019:

It wasn`t working last night or now.

I've recently given up my faith because of a few comments people gave made to me here.

273kelvin comments on Apr 15, 2019:

I recently watched "After life" by Ricky Gervias on Netflix and this very question was answered. "So if theres no god, whats to stop you murdering, raping and stealing as much as you want?" "I do" "What do you mean?" "I do. I murder, rape and steal as much as I want to" "But you dont" "Yes I do" "You dont murder and rape people" "Thats because I dont want to. Not because some book tells me not to and I was the type of person that wanted to murder and rape? I doubt if some book would stop me anyway"

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273kelvin comments on Apr 15, 2019:

https://youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY

Name a song that mentions a train. I'll go first. This Train is Bound For Glory - Woody Guthrie.

273kelvin comments on Apr 14, 2019:

The other way of saying "the grass is greener" https://youtu.be/gCFTHhcvRT0

Anyone else having trouble getting into the chat room for trivia?

273kelvin comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Yes me too

Name a song that mentions a train. I'll go first. This Train is Bound For Glory - Woody Guthrie.

273kelvin comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Two from Pete Atkin and Clive James https://youtu.be/wSG8ZJgTVaI https://youtu.be/EGYGVigFXhg

Name a song that mentions a train. I'll go first. This Train is Bound For Glory - Woody Guthrie.

273kelvin comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Bob Dylan wins. Heres 2 whole hour radio shows with songs about trains. http://www.themetimeradio.com/episode-45-trains/ http://www.themetimeradio.com/episode-46-more-trains/

Name a song that mentions a train. I'll go first. This Train is Bound For Glory - Woody Guthrie.

273kelvin comments on Apr 14, 2019:

A young Billy Strayhorn goes to see Duke Ellington. Although Billy is gay and not the kind of person Duke would normally associate with. He sees the worth of the arrangements that he shows him and says "Come and talk to me in New York". "How do I get there?" Billy asks and so Duke writes down the directions on how to get to Harlem. The result was this song. https://youtu.be/cb2w2m1JmCY

Name a song that mentions a train. I'll go first. This Train is Bound For Glory - Woody Guthrie.

273kelvin comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Loads of US ones so Heres a brit one 5.15 the Who https://youtu.be/OR5v4yyPV6Y