Is it because I really like possums? Is it because it bugs Bill? I'll never tell. @phxbillcee.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I believe the second one is a racoon.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Obviously you haven't had enough beers

The world as we know it

RavenCT comments on Apr 4, 2018:

And I just realized that someone in my cat group confused "Vets" with "Vets".

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@RavenCT I think I read veterinarians have the highest rate of suicide of any proffesion.

Maybe they are working on a remake of Crash with an all Muppet cast?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

That was an awful goddamn movie

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Insectra ?

Hygiene is so important

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Thankfully it was only his fingers, you should see his...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

I am very upset. I have a hideous screaming possum meme as response but can't post it. :( Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadmin!

What made you stay here?

Charlene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Cake gawddammit!!!..

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Emme welcome

You!!!?? Not meme! Guys are like cats? [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Oh she was funny!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@BeeHappy thanks!

....at this point in my life, she'd probably be doing me a favor....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Hook up with @Blindbird & your worries will be over. @Insectra has passed on some pointers so it should all be over soon. Of course, for you, that was a given anyway! Damn, I'm getting snarky(er), it's the inability to post memes!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Bill, I haven't eaten a man in ages...

Anaconda don't want no more Easter memes...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Not gettin' any memes from this quarter!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Can't even post in the comments?

Elon Musk is cool AF braugh!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Still can't post photos, & I had a bitchin' "god of 'shrooms" meme!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

:(

Florida life.

sassygirl3869 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Florida the fun state?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

It's pretty wild,yeah

NotRacist

RavenCT comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I'm so posting this to FB - they'll be so confused.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@RavenCT I am in fact a cracker. But fancy, like those off brand ritz crackers...

Maybe they are working on a remake of Crash with an all Muppet cast?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

That was an awful goddamn movie

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@EricTrommater that's the one I'm talking about. It was awful!

How are you posting memes from a computer Eric?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 4, 2018:

No, my phone....but I am having a hard time. I have to select the image over and over.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Same.

Some of my favorite "dandelions".

HeathenFarmer comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Caution she maybe a hippie, LOL Diffinitely wonderful fun work.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

She's definitely a hippie. I stopped to tell her how much I enjoy her house. She's super sweet

Here you go. Lake union park Seattle Washington @Admin

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

:) looking great!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Akfishlady pshaw!

Florida life.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 4, 2018:

On the last one...I had that expunged from my record.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

But the internet is forever,Bub.

Delicate Procedure; Un-Brainwash

Phyphrus comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I think the smoking gun for me was actually reading the Bible around that age and learning how it was put together. If she takes it seriously, she'll be interested. My whole life, I never bothered to seek out what the other side had to say. She should listen to the four horsemen.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Same here. My grandmother made me read the entire bible repeatedly. The inconsistencies and inhumanity of that book led me to be an agnostic by the time I was 12 or 13. I was also given a copy of "A brief history of time" around that age so that may have contributed. :)

And there you have it.. Texas

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Florida too

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@RavenCT I think that was one my roommate played. :)

Sobs quietly to self....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

& probably for the current sorry state of mankind in general. Please, shoot yourself.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee why U so mean?

And there you have it.. Texas

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Florida too

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Captnron59 I once spent an evening on my back porch listening to classical music and watching an epic thunderstorm. The storm synced up with the music and it was pretty magical.

Women mock the way they are portrayed by male writers [bbc.co.uk]

jeffy comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Really? Pretty harsh.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Jnei agreed

Women mock the way they are portrayed by male writers [bbc.co.uk]

Jnei comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I love this one :-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Laughing at this one like

Some photos again...

Jnei comments on Apr 3, 2018:

These are interesting. Are you using expired film?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@mochajujubee same!

And Spiderman has better super powers....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Proof that silicone exists? (& I'm just joking. I have it on very good authority that all these lovelies are 100% real!)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. I bet.

This one deserves to stand alone.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

They must like to.... horse around a lot...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Unbridled passion.

And Spiderman has better super powers....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Proof that silicone exists? (& I'm just joking. I have it on very good authority that all these lovelies are 100% real!)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Ok but I've got to say I really like the style of these.(except the one with the blonde, thats just blah)

What made you stay here?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Uh memes! Duh....

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@EricTrommater shhh. The awww police will hear ya.

For @Blindbird.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I heartily approve this message.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@BeeHappy @phxbillcee don't mind my tantrums. I make a lot of noise and that's about it. :)

Nope. Not a bit.

BeeHappy comments on Apr 3, 2018:

You doing ok, sister?? (L) (L)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Yeah. I just found a dark thread and thought they were funny and a *lil' bit* true. I'm good. :)

Erm. Nothing like me at all. Nope.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

#1 & #3 seem strangely familiar, I wonder why...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee nope. Missed your chance.

What made you stay here?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Uh memes! Duh....

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@KKGator right? @EricTrommater, did you know there's a whole group devoted to memeing? This weird dude started it but he's pretty cool and we like him anyway.

Not really, I don't actually care

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I'm surprised it's not buried next to this...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee complete lack of interest? ( I'm sorry that was really mean but you left the door WIDE open...)

I want a hippopotamus for christmas....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

So glad I've only had beer for dinner!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

I think we need to send YOU a jar of peanut butter.

Turns out YOU do get super powers when you hit level 8.

BeeHappy comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I got your back!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

I see yet another tee shirt I need. ;)

Please!!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Are you sure she's snorting it and not blowing it out ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@Rudy1962 witty!

Not really, I don't actually care

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I'm surprised it's not buried next to this...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

*I'm not dead yet*

Spidey cracks me up.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Somebody else likes him, too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8j69qCFCw&t=1s

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Dude. There's a c&h video game?

What made you stay here?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Uh memes! Duh....

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Wait. You like memes?!!

What made you stay here?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Closest I've been to not feeling like an outcast

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Ha! We know you're a bot!

Erm. Nothing like me at all. Nope.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

#1 & #3 seem strangely familiar, I wonder why...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Did I repost? Uh oh spanking incoming!

Nope. Not a bit.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

@Blindbird, long-distance hug!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

?

Turns out YOU do get super powers when you hit level 8.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

We will need your power when we form the League of Atheist.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Oh trust me. I'll bring it.

Erm. Nothing like me at all. Nope.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

It all seems healthy to me

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Right?!

Just a little something.. nothing special.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Dickheads! The whole lot of 'em!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee indeed.

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

Humanity4all comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Sounds like it is a problem. One of the hardest things for people to do is to set firm boundaries. Use the BIFF principle: Breif, Informative, Friendly & Firm. Simply Say, I know you like to Give Advice, and much of it is really good advice. However, When Someone Gives me advice that I didn't ask...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Thanks

What movie trope is the worst?

Wrytyr comments on Apr 3, 2018:

They always find parking right out in front of wherever they are going. The only time that happens to me was when I had a placard and even then you were lucky to find a spot out in front.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Ha! I know a guy with insane "parking karma" he finds a perfect spot almost anywhere he goes. Its weird.

Now level 7 yea! Actually don't care, but I am the guy that wears atheist t shirts whenever I go to ...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Don't forget you'll get super powers as well!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

I thought mine was going to be flying but it turns out I'm just Super Bitchy. :)

Oopsie oopsie oopsie

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Serves em right!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@Livinlife look at em over there. Just...breathing and shit.

The only reason to have a vegan over to your barbecue..... Is to cook them and eat them.

Captnron59 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Beef... gimme beef... lots of beef.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@Captnron59 you said you wanted beef so I was giving you some. ?

I want a hippopotamus for christmas....

Captnron59 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

@blindbird really? My eyes! WTF... really?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Bahahaha

Just a little something.. nothing special.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Dickheads! The whole lot of 'em!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee

The only reason to have a vegan over to your barbecue..... Is to cook them and eat them.

Captnron59 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Beef... gimme beef... lots of beef.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Alright... I've heard you were talking smack.Ya wanna take this outside,Bub?

Body acceptance.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Is that last one the makings for a turducken variation?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Or a ska band

Ain't that the truth

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

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OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

No pen needed!

Cheetahs are fast...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Stu's a cheetah

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@EricTrommater yeah keep up @phxbillcee

Hail cthulu Jepsen

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I have a t-shirt, which funny enough I was wearing today: CTHULHU 2016 - (& under his picture) - "Why Vote For A Lesser Evil?"

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee on it

You know who you are....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Right. More fawning, people!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee yes. Yes it is. Would you like to see? Mwahahahaha

Yay!! Got my t-shirt today! Woot woot! ????

LadyAlyxandrea comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Jealousy!!!! I've been commenting and posting and liking like 2 million times a day but I'm pretty sure somehow I've lost 1500 points. Ugh. It's so LOOOOONG to get to 8. I want my shirrrrrrt

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@LadyAlyxandrea following to give a leg up. :)

There is always one .. Self made meme... The band really exists.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Honestly, with a metal band, I don't doubt it in the slightest!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@Nickbeee concept is fucking delightful though.

I’m thinking it’ll be a regift.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Oooh! Fits right in here!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Yeah she does!

Given the lion community's historical animosity... I find this quite Brave!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Now we have to get the hyenas to come out!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@Insectra that does indeed look like a book I'd enjoy!

Anyone have some Low Carb High Fat experiences?

TaraMarshall comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I do a sort of cross between Paleo and Ketogenic, I don't worry about staying in ketosis full time. A year and a half in, I've lost 30 pounds of excess weight, pushed my ANA numbers for Lupus into remission, and I've had enough energy back to start a low-impact exercise regimen since August. I ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@TaraMarshall ouch.

Ok one more then I'm done with my tantrum.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

More internalizing... Just not healthy.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@Rudy1962 a over controlling namby pamby one;)

Marriage really is government endorsed slavery.....

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

so true and why I never bought a ticket for it.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Same,girl, same.

In other Florida news. Anyone looking for a big murder kitty?

GreenAtheist comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Zoo escapee ? Visitor to Bozeman Montana? Mountain Lion Cougar better be fed when she wakes up

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Nah they roam around florida.

Misadventures in Dating I have reached peak absent mindedness y'all.

Marine comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Settle down just give it a rest.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

No settling for me.

Seeing if the Pano feature from the iPhone works on here like it does FB.

Doug_in_Colorado comments on Apr 3, 2018:

It does not... LoL

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

What's it supposed to do?

Given the lion community's historical animosity... I find this quite Brave!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Now we have to get the hyenas to come out!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Hyenas been genderbending!

Ok one more then I'm done with my tantrum.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

More internalizing... Just not healthy.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Gotta work today. No drinkey :( just passive aggressive memeing.

Mind blown.

KKGator comments on Apr 3, 2018:

What I want to know is why does he have a cinnamon roll shaved into his hair?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@kkgator manbun was too mainstream

Ain't nobody got time for your misogyny.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Work it out, girlfriend. They are but bugsplatters on the windshield of your life!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Hence the minor tantrum. :)

Ain't nobody got time for your misogyny.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

You really shouldn't keep your feeling inside. It s not healthy. Tell us how you really feel.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@RavenCT oh yes!

A big thank-you to the site! I just recieved my free "Agnostic.

RavenCT comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Did you know you now have to post a picture wearing it? ;-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee pants optional!

Anyone have some Low Carb High Fat experiences?

factorbelief comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Yes I have . Low carb high protein diet. But I did try to cut down on the fat. and no sugar. last year I lost 117 lbs. and have managed keep it off. It worked for me.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Very well done!

Ain't nobody got time for your misogyny.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 3, 2018:

You really shouldn't keep your feeling inside. It s not healthy. Tell us how you really feel.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

https://goo.gl/images/1j71w4 as @DangerDave pointed out. ?

Ain't nobody got time for your misogyny.

KKGator comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I shall be stealing every single one of these. Thank ya. Thank ya, vurry much.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Lol

Anyone have some Low Carb High Fat experiences?

TaraMarshall comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I do a sort of cross between Paleo and Ketogenic, I don't worry about staying in ketosis full time. A year and a half in, I've lost 30 pounds of excess weight, pushed my ANA numbers for Lupus into remission, and I've had enough energy back to start a low-impact exercise regimen since August. I ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@TaraMarshall. It's astounding the difference it makes isn't it? I'm not celiac but I found cutting breads, pastas and sugars out of my diet helped me immensely anyway.

Atheism/Agnosticism and Antisemitism I’ve seen a great deal of ire here directed towards ...

evidentialist comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Look, I don't know precisely what you mean by 'anti-israel', but if we're talking about the political and military activities over the past three decades there is legitimate room for protest. As for boycotting kosher food companies, good luck with that. They'll have to pry my kosher knockwurst and...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Hear, hear. Criticism of human rights violations and war crimes isn't racism, it's humanism. No special rules for anyone.

Anyone have some Low Carb High Fat experiences?

TaraMarshall comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I do a sort of cross between Paleo and Ketogenic, I don't worry about staying in ketosis full time. A year and a half in, I've lost 30 pounds of excess weight, pushed my ANA numbers for Lupus into remission, and I've had enough energy back to start a low-impact exercise regimen since August. I ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

I have been on a similar diet. My doctor put me on it and I've lost around 80lbs. and feel about 15 years younger. Cutting out grains and refined sugar really helped with inflammation.

Yay!! Got my t-shirt today! Woot woot! ????

DavidLaDeau comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Awesome! I can't wait to get my own! P.S. like my comment to speed up the delivery!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@CeliaVL haha

Yay!! Got my t-shirt today! Woot woot! ????

LadyAlyxandrea comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Jealousy!!!! I've been commenting and posting and liking like 2 million times a day but I'm pretty sure somehow I've lost 1500 points. Ugh. It's so LOOOOONG to get to 8. I want my shirrrrrrt

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Post some more stuff and we'll help you with points. :)

Maybe a bit too much chili powder in the curry

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Possum curry w/ a side of habaneros!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee noooooooo

@EricTrommater! Again?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

@BeeHapy in her new shirt! (Your pic, not the post!)

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Love it!

What is the most adventurous thing you would go do with someone on a first date? (Keep it rated R)

Asid666 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Getting in the ball pit at a chucky cheese. Pants are optional.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Haha. Best one.

Maybe a bit too much chili powder in the curry

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Possum curry w/ a side of habaneros!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

Not the possums!

Personally, I'm against abortion but I know there are instances where it is a medical necessity.

SallyInStitches comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Personally, I'm against other people sticking their noses into &/or legislating my reproductive rights. If birth control were as cheap & readily available as viagra, with the same "you go get em" attitude, the "stigma" associated with using the pill would be highly diminished. Then, there's Plan ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@Melbates people disagreeing with you is not an attack.

Personally, I'm against abortion but I know there are instances where it is a medical necessity.

TerriCity comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I don't think it is true that some women, with a possible exception of a very few, think of abortion casually as a form of birth control. Especially in many states now where so many restrictions have been passed that women who want to end a pregnancy (for whatever reason) have to go through ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@Melbates and you feel these are people poised to become good parents? I would gladly pay higher taxes to provide someone in that situation access to abortion, should they want one.

Personally, I'm against abortion but I know there are instances where it is a medical necessity.

sewchick57 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Then don't have one.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

@Melbates" then don't have one" isn't an attack.. Its a sensible point. I had a similar conversation with my 8 yo today. We were taking about why I could walk faster than him. I said "because your legs are short". Much like you he got offended and I had to explain that pointing out something obvious, when it is the obvious answer, isn't hostile. It's simply common sense.

Meat tenderizer?.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2018:

A butcher with a sense of humor. That can be a potentially troubling thing!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 3, 2018:

The seafood guys at whole foods are even worse.

I am not adorable!

RavenCT comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Well you might be dark and brutal and filled with hatred - but you're still cute! Awwww (L)...

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Two for one special!

I am not adorable!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

??Awww??

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee bahahahaha.

Aaaand my conviction that I'll be single forever is further cemented by notallmen bs.

Seeker55 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

There is always hope...don't give up. I keep searching....

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@RavenCT. Have a gander at ibusches post from earlier. It's astounding.

Aaaand my conviction that I'll be single forever is further cemented by notallmen bs.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

https://youtu.be/kTMow_7H47Q

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Yep

Aaaand my conviction that I'll be single forever is further cemented by notallmen bs.

Seeker55 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

There is always hope...don't give up. I keep searching....

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Ugh man I'm completely horrified after today.

@Blindbird just hit level 8.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol! You have met my sons!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee eh it wasn't like that. Just thoroughly disgusted

You know who you are....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Right. More fawning, people!

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee duly noted proceed to bug Bill more. ?

Also haven't run this one past Snopes yet...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Ok so morbid question. Do you guys get those extra fluffy silky socks for special occasions or is it strictly gym socks across the board?

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@EricTrommater lol

Hail cthulu Jepsen

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I have a t-shirt, which funny enough I was wearing today: CTHULHU 2016 - (& under his picture) - "Why Vote For A Lesser Evil?"

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

I need to get one of those

Hail cthulu Jepsen

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

After a day of arguing with men who *totally* arent sexist, I welcome the return of Cthulu.

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee triggered by sexism Bill, triggered by sexism.

Aaaand my conviction that I'll be single forever is further cemented by notallmen bs.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

It's a proven fact that once somebody is in a relationship they lose 40 to 60 percent of their wit....

OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 2, 2018:

Can't chance that. I need all mine to keep up with you guys!