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I know there has been a few of these posted but dam, who thinks up this shit?

zorialoki comments on May 16, 2018:

You could also spice things up and pee inside your lover

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@Freespirit64 double eww

Dating 2018

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

Yeeper!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Yeeper made me giggle like an idiot.

Who knew it was so easy?!?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 16, 2018:

Do as I say, not as I do huh? ???

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee ? saw my opportunity to sass you and took it.

Hey everyone. How about a game of "caption this one"?

Duke comments on May 16, 2018:

"Obviously, the water in Flint, MI is still of questionable quality."

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Clever and dark!

Here is a very interesting video of the lifecycle of the Hercules beetle. [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 16, 2018:

Very cool but man those grubs look creepy.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@Lukian not enough honey mustard in the planet...

Hey everyone. How about a game of "caption this one"?

Johnsalterego comments on May 16, 2018:

WTF?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@Johnsalterego no idea

Walked past an abandoned building today.

gigihein comments on May 16, 2018:

I love these. Very artsy

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Thanks!

I’m curious about whether and how people set age parameters for potential romantic partners.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:

Haha! Guys on here like "I want a much younger woman,its biologically dictated!" Blech

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@SACatWalker ah but you don't hear women on here stating those as their requirements.

As an atheist what do you want done with your remains when you die?

Donotbelieve comments on May 15, 2018:

I am donating my body to, " The Body Farm." I hope I die during the Summer months. I would be most helpful then, as most murders are committed within that time span.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@Donotbelieve put me in a forest. I want my bones nibbled by woodland creatures?

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

CaroleKay comments on May 15, 2018:

Awwwww, I have Opossoms living in an overgrown area of my yard. ♥

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol, you wish!

So I have lupus or some other inflammatory disease and I've been in a flare for a while now.

Tony80223 comments on May 15, 2018:

I was just reading through all this. I hope you’re finding some comfort.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Thank you. It's let up some thank goodness.

As an atheist what do you want done with your remains when you die?

Stealthbeard comments on May 15, 2018:

I like the theatrics of being put on a viking longship and set on fire. I'd really like to be launched into space though. If my wife's having to deal with it then i'd rather not be a bother and just go in the bin with the other waste on a wednesday night. Dont have any problems with medical ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Best response.

As an atheist what do you want done with your remains when you die?

Donotbelieve comments on May 15, 2018:

I am donating my body to, " The Body Farm." I hope I die during the Summer months. I would be most helpful then, as most murders are committed within that time span.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

I'd like to do this too. I'd get to be creepy for a bit longer AND contribute to science!

Me neither.

Johnsalterego comments on May 15, 2018:

at least he took a stance, right?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Well the sores were probably rubbing together so...

I want y'all to know I could not be prouder than to be some part of this group of folks.

VictoriaNotes comments on May 15, 2018:

You see, *this* is one of the reasons why I am so fond of you. Hank, you are a gem.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

@hankster is an 8ster!! Congratulations.

I want y'all to know I could not be prouder than to be some part of this group of folks.

VictoriaNotes comments on May 15, 2018:

You see, *this* is one of the reasons why I am so fond of you. Hank, you are a gem.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

I second this comment.

Custom-Built Morality: Some Assembly Required, No God Included, Bionic Dance [youtube.com]

ashortbeauty comments on May 15, 2018:

I like her

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Yeah, she's pretty awesome.

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

CraeftSmith comments on May 15, 2018:

Tooootally just sang that possum song to Cardi B's Bodak Yellow

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Nice!

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

Lukian comments on May 15, 2018:

I'll start a fire, get a kettle and water. You guys get veggies. We're going to cook up some Roadkill stew. Yessiree!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

@Lukian @phxbillcee have you guys noticed we're a twisted bunch. Lol @ the conversations here

I don't mean to start anything, but it seems to me, as an agnostic, that it takes as much faith to ...

Joenobody comments on May 15, 2018:

Um... It's safe to say unicorns do not exist right? Flying jellyfish? Birds that have no wings and are instead propelled through the air by farts? Edit: flying sea jellies.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Good point also fart powered birds is a hilarious concept.

I've recently seen several posts and a few "angry" comments about us oldster guys and how we view, ...

poetdi56 comments on May 15, 2018:

So, ladies, how about we find or come up with one for the men? Extra sass sprinkled with sarcasm?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

@bigpawbullets no-one cares what you're looking for. Nice of you to pat "little ladies" who do what you like on their heads tho. Whats uncle tom for feminists?

I've recently seen several posts and a few "angry" comments about us oldster guys and how we view, ...

Torq comments on May 15, 2018:

Here's some protip help for you:

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Perfect

I've recently seen several posts and a few "angry" comments about us oldster guys and how we view, ...

KenG comments on May 15, 2018:

One rule for a happy relationship. Men should lead! Follow this as a general rule and both party’s will be happy.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Have fun with that and your crack habit!

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

CaroleKay comments on May 15, 2018:

Awwwww, I have Opossoms living in an overgrown area of my yard. ♥

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

@CaroleKay ??? watch out, its the awwwww police.? get your hands up, and for the love of pete don't find anything cute!

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

Squirrel comments on May 15, 2018:

Who pulls over to take a photo of roadkill? At least leave a balloon on the little guy

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee well duh How else am I supposed to feed these monsters?;)

Don’t rush to fall in love, because even in fairy tales.

Petter comments on May 15, 2018:

Quicker to fall in lust. That usually happens earlier on, when the wicked duke, no not you @Duke, kidnaps her and cries out "To the woods".

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

HahHahahA

I live with a bunch of destructive assholes.

CarolinaGirl60 comments on May 15, 2018:

Wow, that was a real job of work?. My kids are grown, but my dog tears sh*t up: pulls the coating off tennis balls, chews holes in her toys, unraveled the edge of two rugs...and if she gets hold of ANY paper: confetti. So I feel your pain!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Thanks. :) ugh

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

Lukian comments on May 15, 2018:

I'll start a fire, get a kettle and water. You guys get veggies. We're going to cook up some Roadkill stew. Yessiree!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Don't make me roast you...

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

Squirrel comments on May 15, 2018:

Who pulls over to take a photo of roadkill? At least leave a balloon on the little guy

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Dont possum shame.

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Ok, then...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Repeats! You need new material, mang!

Socialized Medicine for the Rich and Powerful

Johnnyvee comments on May 15, 2018:

The U.S.A. is the only supposedly civilized country that does not want to look after their population unless they can pay for their healthcare! If you can't pay for it I guess you are just supposed to die! Big pharma is in the republicans pockets and want to stay there.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

People are dying, right now, because of this policy. Its a war of attrition on the American people.

[newsweek.com] These "leaders" are literally killing us, people.

LiterateHiker comments on May 15, 2018:

Vote Republicans out of office!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Is treason still a hanging offense? Asking for a billion friends.

How odd are we allowed to be?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:

Can we talk about how sad I am we don't have rent a goat around here. I need a couple for my backyard :)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

@Donotbelieve will do!

[newsweek.com] These "leaders" are literally killing us, people.

kenriley comments on May 15, 2018:

@Blindbird, I don't know what else to do ,We got to get these dicks out of office.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Uh we need to get off our butts and take to the streets en masse. Demand that all of these criminals be tried and all of our laws be put right and all of their assets be seized to pay for the damages they've caused. If ALL of us march they have to listen.

Walked past an abandoned building today.

GeorgeRocheleau comments on May 15, 2018:

I love pictures of ruined buildings and such. Cool fish tank.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

Me too

Another house guest from last summer

Qualia comments on May 14, 2018:

Ooooh looks like she was preggers!!!!! (L)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

@hankster lol

Another house guest from last summer

Qualia comments on May 14, 2018:

Ooooh looks like she was preggers!!!!! (L)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

@hankster exceptionally good pun, my friend.

Some of the groups (or people in the groups) here.

matthew1954 comments on May 14, 2018:

Not my circus, not my monkeys

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

@KKGator "tcha, like monkees might fly out of my butt."

The increase in poverty and homelessness.

JimG comments on May 14, 2018:

I've always tried to avoid radicalism and political extremes, but I'm coming to believe that the views we've been led to believe are extreme and against American values are the only logical solution. They, and they are the politicians of both major parties who are in office, have used lies and ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 15, 2018:

@JimG can't say as I have

Ok rain floods are here. You can leave now!