[youtu.be] Hmm . I wonder why someone sent me this?

Stevil comments on Mar 15, 2018:

https://youtu.be/-QCmM45FAZA Maybe they're wanting you to put'em on the glass!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@Stevil lol. Don't apologize.thats a classic at this point

Sometimes you just have to Force it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Wouldn't it be easier to shit in the bowl rather than at that target on the wall? & more hygienic?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee nobody wants that, trust me

Today’s Special at John Wayne Gacy’s Grocers.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Either their sign maker has spellcheck, or somebody's got a wicked sense of humor! Or, they could just be atheists!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Well it's whole foods, I wouldn't put any of the above past them

Sometimes you just have to Force it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Wouldn't it be easier to shit in the bowl rather than at that target on the wall? & more hygienic?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Butt less "fun"

Sorry, not sorry!

LEPeff comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Don't blink

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee "still"

Sorry, not sorry!

LEPeff comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Don't blink

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Wibbly wobbly memey weemey .... stuff

Grammer can still get you laid....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Grammar! LOL

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee took you long enough jeez.

Do Scottish Androids Dream of humping Electric Sheep?

Vipyr82 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

There can be only one?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Wrong movie,lol

[youtu.be] Hmm . I wonder why someone sent me this?

Stevil comments on Mar 15, 2018:

https://youtu.be/-QCmM45FAZA Maybe they're wanting you to put'em on the glass!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

It's always the ones you don't want. Le sigh.

All is vanity.....plate.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Is loved because they sharted?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@EricTrommater too true.

All is vanity.....plate.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Is loved because they sharted?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

I saw a video about that once. Some things can't be unseen.

I know I don't talk about my job very often....here's why.

RavenCT comments on Mar 15, 2018:

rofl - If I can't fit an in law in the trunk I'm not buying it....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@EricTrommater that's what duct tape is for ,my friend.

What elephant glasses?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

No sleep for me again tonight. Yikes

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee bahaha

This is why Mommy drinks

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

The LP giving you grief today?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee you're nutty but at least your taste in music is decent.

This is why Mommy drinks

surrealhoax comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Someone has to cut the heads off the chickens.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Fair enough

[youtu.be] Hmm . I wonder why someone sent me this?

Fearlessfreep comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I dig it.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Me too

What elephant glasses?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

No sleep for me again tonight. Yikes

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee eh more in the mood for snakes...

This is why Mommy drinks

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

The LP giving you grief today?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee in the head

Hoping none of our American users have been affected by the bridge collapse in Florida :-( ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Oh no!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@Jnei me too. I only have one friend that far south.

Oh the horrors

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Unfortunately they'll probably tell their kids things like- We came to school every day wondering if we were going to be shot and we had to watch our elders destroy society with their ignorance and apathy. :(

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@EricTrommater how could I?

Thinking about communities and cooperation this morning.

NothinnXpreVails comments on Mar 15, 2018:

There’s always an outside group from even those. What about the guy that says PJs and glam both need to put the kid on the bus? There’s always another group.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Exactly my point. So much wasted energy and opportunities.

Thinking about communities and cooperation this morning.

JohnnyThorazine comments on Mar 15, 2018:

So long as we point fingers at each other, we won't point the finger at what is causing the problems. Divided we serve, united we rule.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Abso-fucking-lutely

A giant US retail corporation just filed a patent for autonomous robot bees

Cosmo_Blues comments on Mar 15, 2018:

And I, for one, would like to say: "HAIL and WELCOME to our new robot masters!" :D

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

You will bee assimilated.

R'amen....another sign our noodlie overlord loves us and wants us to be happy.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

That's just souper

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee son, we weren't talking about your noodle...

Thinking about communities and cooperation this morning.

dalefvictor comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Separately we are easy to control. This is the reason this is pushed as a means to live in this society. If we all got together and gave what is actually happening some thought, it would all be over for then. The present political only works if we are fighting each other for a piece of the pie. The ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Very much,this

Thinking about communities and cooperation this morning.

AMGT comments on Mar 15, 2018:

This is a good read that will give you a deeper understanding. Basically, we can’t really help it.. https://youarenotsosmart.com/2011/08/21/the-illusion-of-asymmetric-insight/

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Very interesting read. I actually spent a lot of time at robbers cave as a kid.

A giant US retail corporation just filed a patent for autonomous robot bees

Jnei comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Maybe either they or another giant retailer could investigate ways to have a few more staff on the checkouts at busy times so customers don't have to queue for ages instead of concerning themselves with stuff like this? :-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@Jnei brb, gonna go look for the entrance to Narnia.

R'amen....another sign our noodlie overlord loves us and wants us to be happy.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

That's just souper

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee yeah well the reply blows! ;)

A giant US retail corporation just filed a patent for autonomous robot bees

Jnei comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Maybe either they or another giant retailer could investigate ways to have a few more staff on the checkouts at busy times so customers don't have to queue for ages instead of concerning themselves with stuff like this? :-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@Jnei you may be on to something there

A giant US retail corporation just filed a patent for autonomous robot bees

Jnei comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Maybe either they or another giant retailer could investigate ways to have a few more staff on the checkouts at busy times so customers don't have to queue for ages instead of concerning themselves with stuff like this? :-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@Jnei I think we've been in the exact same lines. Which is a bit odd as there's an ocean between.

Thinking about communities and cooperation this morning.

ballou comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I have heard Black vs. Black too. A lot of this is gun violence in Chicago. It's ridiculous! We are all human beings.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Even beyond that it's just in almost everyone's best interest to cooperate. I don't get why so many people don't see that.

Phone addiction?

BeeHappy comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I'm addicted to my phone when I'm bored, but when I'm with people, enjoying myself, I don't give it a second thought.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Same. I spend a lot of time in mind numbing situations. The phone helps enormously. When I get to socialize though, it gets put away and goes on silent.

A few more for tonight.

Coldo comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Liked This One.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Oooh me too

Unlike McDonald's, Burger King has standards!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

How 'bout if I'm just really, really drunk?!?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@EricTrommater good job! I'm right behind ya.

This administration has more turnover than the Taco Bell in my town, and all their workers are on ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

What's Huber?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@Rudy1962 ah thanks. I didn't know that was a thing.

This is why Mommy drinks

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

The LP giving you grief today?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee I didn't mean everyones shit list,like usual. ;)

I’ve been doing...good. So why am I not happy?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Hope you get to feeling better. Sometimes it's just the chemical reactions in our brains going crazy and you gotta wait it out.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee I embrace my particular brand. It pisses people off and pissing people off is fun.

Unlike McDonald's, Burger King has standards!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

How 'bout if I'm just really, really drunk?!?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@Rudy1962 I know what I'm doing when the kids go to their dads!

A giant US retail corporation just filed a patent for autonomous robot bees

Jnei comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Maybe either they or another giant retailer could investigate ways to have a few more staff on the checkouts at busy times so customers don't have to queue for ages instead of concerning themselves with stuff like this? :-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Right? Do you always get stuck behind the person with 500 inane questions as well?

This is why Mommy drinks

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

The LP giving you grief today?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee :0 you are now on a list.

A far less desirable Anaconda.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 15, 2018:

And Jimmy Deans sausage links too

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Ewwww the lumpy ones?

Unlike McDonald's, Burger King has standards!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

How 'bout if I'm just really, really drunk?!?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Who isn't?

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee likely story

Does having a friend with benefits hinder you from finding the relationship that you truly want?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 7, 2018:

Just to play devil's advocate: I think having a FWB takes a bit of the desperation out of the situation. If you're getting all your needs met you're less likely to jump into something unsuitable just because it presents itself.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@Shelton oh I'm not even referring to sharing here. Just people who meet someone new and leave their partner for that person.

Anyone with ideas?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

taco salad.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@EricTrommater good morning to you too. :)

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee "your"

Senate passes rollback of banking rules enacted after financial crisis - The Washington Post

btroje comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Right up there with dumpimg mine waste in the rivers

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

This administration is a shit show for sure.

Does having a friend with benefits hinder you from finding the relationship that you truly want?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 7, 2018:

Just to play devil's advocate: I think having a FWB takes a bit of the desperation out of the situation. If you're getting all your needs met you're less likely to jump into something unsuitable just because it presents itself.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@Amie I can see where it would but I know quite a few people who met their SO while they were with someone else. Actually being in a relationship at the time didn't seem to stop them.

This is why Mommy drinks

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

The LP giving you grief today?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

You ever see a group of weasels take down a bear?

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee where's the "arms akimbo while giving bitch face" emoji. Can't find that one.

Have you ever tried meditation?

Sarahroo29 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

How do you do it?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

My two favorite methods both begin with sitting comfortably, closing your eyes and tightening then relaxing your muscle groups,starting with your toes and moving all the way up to your face. Do one muscle group at a time. Then I either count breaths ,1,2,3,4 over and over focusing on breathing. Or I do "thought watching" you make yourself aware of the thoughts crossing your mind but don't latch on to any of them. Just note them and let them pass.

Do You Have An Age You Turned Which Made You Sad?

resserts comments on Mar 14, 2018:

I was 3 years old when existential dread kicked in. It was all downhill from there.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@resserts gets the job done!

Do You Have An Age You Turned Which Made You Sad?

resserts comments on Mar 14, 2018:

I was 3 years old when existential dread kicked in. It was all downhill from there.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

Did you grow the beard at 3? For some reason I associate existential dread with beards......

I have learned that rejection is just another lesson in life.

JeffMesser comments on Mar 15, 2018:

The Buddha taught that while we wish to be rid of suffering, that suffering also guides and motivates us. The way to truly be rid of it is to seek being rid of all attachment.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

It's a wise course. All you can really control is the way you see the world and the way you behave. When you actually change your mind it changes everything.

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee the title of your post.

Anyone with ideas?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

taco salad.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee hahahajaha

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee not to mention,your original statement was "go ahead, disagree with me". No is a disagreement,so there.

Getting desperate

wordywalt comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Call your senator and tell him or her not to vote for Mike Pompaeo (or however you spell his name) for Secretary of State. Pompaeo is a militaristic right winger who is not to be trusted with the task of conducting our foreign relations. He tells Trump what Trump wants to hear.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

I'm in Florida. Both our senators are bought and paid for. I'll be calling and writing letters but I don't expect much from those people.

Anyone with ideas?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

taco salad.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee my point exactly You ever see the Reddit ama with the guys who has two "standards"?

Anyone with ideas?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

taco salad.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. I've been on the internet long enough to know what I'm saying. Jeez your innuendos are way dirtier than mine. Ye olde double standard.

If summer ever comes....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Eric, is your diaper full?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@EricTrommater blech

Anyone with ideas?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

taco salad.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee hence the cream pie schtick.

We're more sane than we give ourselves credit for ;)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2018:

The problem is that there are some that would believe & follow Jerry if he was charismatic enough, i.e.: Koresh, Manson, Jones, the list goes on!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee

Go ahead, disagree with me...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Repeat....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee not like that, ya provert

Meet 'Steve,' the Aurora-Like Mystery Scientists Are Beginning to Unravel... [space.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Have a friend named Steve and I've been tormenting him with this one for a while. Good times

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee yes

Good parenting

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Guess it works better than, "No, tonight I have to wash my hair."

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee both. It's a win/win

Anyone with ideas?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

taco salad.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee my LP would probably just get in a fight with his kitchen unicorn. There'd be blood and peanut butter everywhere. Best not to risk it. Though after @EricTrommaters last post I'm intrigued. ;P

If summer ever comes....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Does peanut butter work as sunblock?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee is that like a weirder, more intellectual version of strip poker?

Good parenting

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Guess it works better than, "No, tonight I have to wash my hair."

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee easy access my friend,easy access. I love kilts....

Go ahead, disagree with me...

BeeHappy comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Repeat....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@BeeHappy get him!

Good parenting

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Guess it works better than, "No, tonight I have to wash my hair."

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee kilts ftw

Content warning: This post contains spoilers for "The Shape of Water."

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

sounds really fishy to me.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee can't. I'm busy with LPs

When it's pi day but you're just a chunky monkey here for da memes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Internet cream pies are rather a disappointment.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@EricTrommater wait was that another double entendre? I'm slow today.

If summer ever comes....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Does peanut butter work as sunblock?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee well now I can't get the image of you licking @EricTrommater out of my head.....

Meet 'Steve,' the Aurora-Like Mystery Scientists Are Beginning to Unravel... [space.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Have a friend named Steve and I've been tormenting him with this one for a while. Good times

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee I am just an egg compared to you, Jubal.

We're more sane than we give ourselves credit for ;)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2018:

The problem is that there are some that would believe & follow Jerry if he was charismatic enough, i.e.: Koresh, Manson, Jones, the list goes on!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee my fat ass was referring to the ice cream

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@EricTrommater you and your reason and logic. Pah!

Where the Word Meme Came From?... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

The wisdom of the Ancients was passed on to us through cave drawings and drawings on the side of subways and abandoned apartment buildings. We must Revere the ancient ones and and learn from them.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. Glad someone appreciates my depravity

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@EricTrommater again, I vehemently disagree.

When it's pi day but you're just a chunky monkey here for da memes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Internet cream pies are rather a disappointment.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@EricTrommater oi , Yankee desserts.

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@EricTrommater I vehemently disagree.

When it's pi day but you're just a chunky monkey here for da memes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Internet cream pies are rather a disappointment.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@EricTrommater ...... banana or coconut? :P

This made me laugh even though it's a dig at atheists

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

I actually wouldn't mind that on my tombstone.....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee probably won't mind once he's dead.

Meet 'Steve,' the Aurora-Like Mystery Scientists Are Beginning to Unravel... [space.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Have a friend named Steve and I've been tormenting him with this one for a while. Good times

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee stick to what you're good at, I always say.

It was BURGER KING that used to say "Have it your way", not McDonalds!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Probably would have only been on the Dollar Menu, though!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Yeah those things are a dime a dozen.

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@EricTrommater yes it is

Content warning: This post contains spoilers for "The Shape of Water."

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

sounds really fishy to me.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee erm... That's not what I do with them.

When it's pi day but you're just a chunky monkey here for da memes.

ashortbeauty comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Oh my on the granny one!! :-|

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@Dispirited bahaha

When it's pi day but you're just a chunky monkey here for da memes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Internet cream pies are rather a disappointment.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Prefer the real deal huh?

We're more sane than we give ourselves credit for ;)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2018:

The problem is that there are some that would believe & follow Jerry if he was charismatic enough, i.e.: Koresh, Manson, Jones, the list goes on!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

I follow Ben ....

Joss Whedon

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Is this how you stop Christine?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@EricTrommater nooooooooo

When it's pi day but you're just a chunky monkey here for da memes.

ashortbeauty comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Oh my on the granny one!! :-|

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Lol. Yup

Where the Word Meme Came From?... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

The wisdom of the Ancients was passed on to us through cave drawings and drawings on the side of subways and abandoned apartment buildings. We must Revere the ancient ones and and learn from them.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Heed the wisdom of the ancients.

Where the Word Meme Came From?... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2018:

The wisdom of the Ancients was passed on to us through cave drawings and drawings on the side of subways and abandoned apartment buildings. We must Revere the ancient ones and and learn from them.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

In the finest Roman tradition

Content warning: This post contains spoilers for "The Shape of Water."

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

sounds really fishy to me.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee yes! Just 3 more men to make cry to meet my quota for the day.

For those who feel we don't have enough phallic content on g:31....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Don't you want go to Iceland and check it out?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Yes

This applies to most people. But not you. You know who you are.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I hesitate to ask.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

Couldn't mean you. You're such a sweetie....

I only made it until my enchanted dagger anniversary.....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 14, 2018:

So if I made it 27 yrs, do I get 400 lbs of potato salad and a hot topic gift card?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

I made it 12. Now I'm even madder at my ex

Face it folks..... Isn't this why we're all single!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

My ratios tend to fluctuate, as does my murder rate!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee I don't charge. It's a merit based system.

When God is your weight-loss plan…

Hicks66 comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Jesus, take the dessert tray!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 14, 2018:

He'll just eat them himself,then get a big Buddha