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Oh look. My life in crosstitch
KKGator comments on May 2, 2018:
Pull a thread and unravel that shit.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
@KKGator I meant the "pull the thread and unravel it". I'm having a dark humor day. I'll get over it :)
Do you perceive yourself as a good catch?
ScienceBiker comments on May 2, 2018:
Catch and release? It's the most humane thing to do ?
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
Lol. Good call.
Do you perceive yourself as a good catch?
OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:
Hahahahhaha no
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
@phxbillcee lol. You see me running?
Just received this newbie message: "Thank you this has got to be better than Match.
hankster comments on May 2, 2018:
not near as fun as Christian Tingles though.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
Oh dear. What on earth is christian tingles?
Oh look. My life in crosstitch
Captnron59 comments on May 2, 2018:
Negativity don't suit you well @blindbird
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
Eh. Whether it does or not, its still there.
Belief There are two modes of seeing the world.
ashortbeauty comments on May 2, 2018:
Good rant. Knowing you on here, I have no worries about your son learning this concept.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
It's a struggle. I swear the kid has republican brain.
Belief There are two modes of seeing the world.
Johnsalterego comments on May 2, 2018:
Very well put!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
Thanks
Belief There are two modes of seeing the world.
JustADreamer comments on May 2, 2018:
Nicely said!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
Thank you
Belief There are two modes of seeing the world.
TiberiusGracchus comments on May 2, 2018:
I believe the second outlook you mentioned is largely based on authority. It’s not a coincidence most Christians have Christian parents or live in Christian countries. When people in the States are born again or find god or whatever, it’s usually in the context of the prevailing religious ...
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
Yet I come across that mind set here, where would I wouldn't expect it and also in young children who haven't been strongly indoctrinated. I think it's somewhat natural for at least some folks to think that way. My 8yo does this regularly and I'm desperately trying to teach him the OTHER way of thinking. It's giving me liberal mama palpitations,lol.
Oh look. My life in crosstitch
KKGator comments on May 2, 2018:
Pull a thread and unravel that shit.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
Could be taken two ways....
Having a beautiful morning already! Look at the treasures I found! A pink tree, a tree and a small...
OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:
So pretty! Great luck catching that bird family. Thanks for sharing, this made me smile.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
@phxbillcee yep. My dad had two geese for years who terrorized the neighbors and I've been chased by them. They're no joke!
Guys! I've got some bad news...
Ganaimn comments on May 2, 2018:
Religion is pseudoscience. Worse, even. Infantile.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
What you did there, I see it ;)
Inspired by @btroje I've changed my avatar to show another side of me too.
Lukian comments on May 2, 2018:
Fine ass... but as for the colour coordination... hmmmmmm. (wink) (For a little bit there I was wondering if your avatar or account had been compromised. Even thought of sending a PM)
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
@Lukian asking me to colour co-ordinate AND excercise is too much.
Why do women allow these ministers to quote the bible stating that they are inferior to men and that...
stinkeye_a comments on May 1, 2018:
With agency comes responsibility. Some people don't want the latter, so they give up the former.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
@stinkeye_a cetainly some cede agency but where do you get the authority or knowledge to decide that it is somehow "voluntary" despite a lifetime of brainwashing? Again I see you offering no facts, no evidence ,simply assertions that because you WANT reality to work a certain way, it must. I understand that the idea that our thoughts, actions and volition are not entirely(arguably mostly not) products of our will but have been shaped for us by circumstance is alarming and abhorent to many. The FACTS, however point to that being the case. Furthermore you see people answering that victims of domestic violence are brainwashed, because.they.are. it is an integral part of the system that makes domestic violence possible. Your irritation with the same answers makes as much sense as being angry that everyone answers "2" when you ask what 1+1 is. By all means believe what you will. Don't ask others to join you in your baseless beliefs and expect to be called out when your lack of understanding makes life unnecessarily difficult for others. Ignorance is ignorance is ignorance and no one will ever learn anything by making baseless assertions and defending them loudly.
Inspired by @btroje I've changed my avatar to show another side of me too.
Lukian comments on May 2, 2018:
Fine ass... but as for the colour coordination... hmmmmmm. (wink) (For a little bit there I was wondering if your avatar or account had been compromised. Even thought of sending a PM)
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
Lol
The later it gets, the darker the humor.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Searching the dank levels, were we?
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
The dank bowels of the internet. You know, reddit.
Excluding religion, what are some of the other forms of bullshit that you are growing tired of?
MsDemeanour comments on May 2, 2018:
Karma. In reference to a wicked person 'Karma will get him in the end". Like hell. Don't rely on karma......punch him in the nose
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
Yes. Thank you.
I see people complaining of too many messages and too much attention from people they don’t like.
HippieChick58 comments on May 1, 2018:
I get zilch, I dunno. Is it my age?
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
I'll sexually harrass you if you want:) "So whats a pretty lady like you doing on a site like this?"
Why do women allow these ministers to quote the bible stating that they are inferior to men and that...
stinkeye_a comments on May 1, 2018:
With agency comes responsibility. Some people don't want the latter, so they give up the former.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
@stinkeye_a "believe" is the operating word there. You are basing your ideas about the world on your own biases and not the facts as they are. Arent we better than that? Is that not the point of being atheist/agnostic, to function according to what IS rather than our irrational wishes and beliefs?
See ya later...
Johnsalterego comments on May 1, 2018:
Gators are cool, crocs im leery of... not sure i wanna do yoga with one though!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
@BettyColeman "I don't like them" and "evolution screwed up "are two very different sentences.
See ya later...
Johnsalterego comments on May 1, 2018:
Gators are cool, crocs im leery of... not sure i wanna do yoga with one though!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
@BettyColeman not in the least. Reptiles have survived far longer thsn mammals. Many of them are nearly perfectly suited to their environment. Fascinating and beautifully adapted creatures.
A sequel to my last Cyanide & Happiness! Privacy - Cyanide & Happiness [youtube.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:
What a wanker
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
@DeeTee oh I did, I did.
[google.com] I guess I missed the window. Ah well single forever. There are worse fates.
CoasterGuy comments on May 1, 2018:
Just turned 35. If I don't find someone within a few years I'm probably eternally hopeless.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
You can hang here with us and make super dark self deprecating jokes!
7 years ago I took two llamas from a huge rescue in Montana that collapsed financially.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:
I'm sorry, my friend. That couldn't have been easy. ?
OpposingOpposum replies on May 2, 2018:
@btroje hugs
7 years ago I took two llamas from a huge rescue in Montana that collapsed financially.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:
I'm sorry, my friend. That couldn't have been easy. ?
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@btroje poor critter.
The food bank.
MrLizard comments on May 1, 2018:
I volunteered at a food bank once, with coworkers. Lot's of pasta, mac and cheese, canned goods. Not the best healthy foods, of course.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@Gnarloc ah for the 20 year old metabolism. It never lasts :(
Inspired by @btroje I've changed my avatar to show another side of me too.
LeighShelton comments on May 1, 2018:
Very nice ass by the way
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Lol. Thanks
Questions: Do you take offense at turns of phrase, such as.
ScienceBiker comments on May 1, 2018:
I only get offended by "Bless your heart" in the south because I know it really means "fuck off and die, asshole" LOL
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Hahahhaha
[google.com] I guess I missed the window. Ah well single forever. There are worse fates.
JimG comments on Apr 30, 2018:
You shouldn't write marriage, or at least a relationship, off so quickly. If I weren't old, ugly, and distant (geographically, mainly) I would be tempted to ask you out.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@JimG not at all. Sane(ish)funny and attractive men are not easy to come by!
The food bank.
MrLizard comments on May 1, 2018:
I volunteered at a food bank once, with coworkers. Lot's of pasta, mac and cheese, canned goods. Not the best healthy foods, of course.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@Gnarloc not really. Unless you are a marathon runner those carbs aren't doing you much good. Weight loss and good health happen in the kitchen not the gym.
Why do women allow these ministers to quote the bible stating that they are inferior to men and that...
stinkeye_a comments on May 1, 2018:
With agency comes responsibility. Some people don't want the latter, so they give up the former.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Laying all the responsibility and all the blame on people who are basically suffering from stockholm syndrome AND in very real danger when they try to leave is both callous and unrealistic .
Inspired by @btroje I've changed my avatar to show another side of me too.
ArturoS comments on May 1, 2018:
I must say that the glasses are quite fetching, but the ass, the ass is just Borgian, as in the Star Trek species. I’m not referencing the HBO show in particular or the family of Pope Alexander VI in general or Victor Borge, the gifted entertainer. Thank you madam.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Like this? ???
Inspired by @btroje I've changed my avatar to show another side of me too.
ArturoS comments on May 1, 2018:
I must say that the glasses are quite fetching, but the ass, the ass is just Borgian, as in the Star Trek species. I’m not referencing the HBO show in particular or the family of Pope Alexander VI in general or Victor Borge, the gifted entertainer. Thank you madam.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Lol
Thot post, incoming!
Proto comments on May 1, 2018:
Shame tittytots aren't on the shopping list.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Right?!
Inspired by @btroje I've changed my avatar to show another side of me too.
JimG comments on May 1, 2018:
Now you've gone and made an ass of yourself. ;)
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Thats a regular occurrence.
For @phxbillcee
phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:
I love you too, smart-ass! Yeah, it takes one to know one!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Hahaha. Its why we get on so well
Inspired by @btroje I've changed my avatar to show another side of me too.
factorbelief comments on May 1, 2018:
Okay that is funny.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Not to erm, toot my own horn, but I can usually get a laugh.
Thot post, incoming!
idlopalev comments on May 1, 2018:
I really love the shopping list
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Me too. He's a keeper!
Haters be hatin'
AMGT comments on May 1, 2018:
So much relatable memification goin on
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
In a memeing mood.?
See ya later...
phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:
The first is just hilarious. The last, were there originally 4 doing yoga? & she's still there? Dedication!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
That looks like a zoo pen. I suspect a stunt by yhe keepers. Still pretty funny.
Yep, I'm ruined.
Nickbeee comments on May 1, 2018:
Wow that is wild lol ..
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@Nickbeee you're a treasure.
Dave's not here....
phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:
What you do not want to see on your phone!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
If you're waiting on your meth dealer, I think your lifes pretty fucked already...
The cactus are blooming.
btroje comments on May 1, 2018:
I have some to post but couldn't get it to cooperate
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
:(
Haters be hatin'
CaroleKay comments on May 1, 2018:
That last one, lol!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Pretty sure thats us memers to a tee
Haters be hatin'
phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:
Pick a theme, woman!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
The theme was hate& haters jeez
The cactus are blooming.
Stevil comments on May 1, 2018:
Are you being an ass today?
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Yea. Yes I am
The cactus are blooming.
Insectra comments on May 1, 2018:
Do they have a scent?
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
None that I can discerne. I have a smokers nose though, so...
The cactus are blooming.
Donna_I comments on May 1, 2018:
Those are really pretty!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
They are. They make me smile.
I just reposted on a post I posted on 3 months ago.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:
There are new people all the time. May as well spread the love.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@phxbillcee btroje started it and hankster pointed out its like a costume party. I'm a smart ass like you called me earlier ;p
I just changed my photo to show a different side of myself
Tecolote comments on May 1, 2018:
Cute! As a child, I was quite the hunter of the horned toad. They were pretty easy to catch. I just had a conversation with a friend in Albuquerque who complained that you rarely see them anymore. As with all things, I blame Trump.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@btroje hahaha. Often as I'm accused of talking out my backside...
I just changed my photo to show a different side of myself
OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:
Teehee you're going to make @phxbillcee have a paranoia flare.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@Philosopearl yes. Lol
It's a beautiful day here. just sharing.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:
It is beautiful.?
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@hankster thanks . I'm in a mood and @btroje inspired me.
If this becomes an emoticon women will have a field day
OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:
Why we need more women in tech.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@Nickbeee ?
I just changed my photo to show a different side of myself
Tecolote comments on May 1, 2018:
Cute! As a child, I was quite the hunter of the horned toad. They were pretty easy to catch. I just had a conversation with a friend in Albuquerque who complained that you rarely see them anymore. As with all things, I blame Trump.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@btroje now I NEED to take another road trip out that way. My kids(and I) would have a field day.
If this becomes an emoticon women will have a field day
OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:
Why we need more women in tech.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@Nickbeee I hate when random bits fall off, so inconvenient!
Am secretly possum.
Coldo comments on Apr 30, 2018:
Cute & they eat them!
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@Coldo hahaha. Explains the main demographic that messages me
I assisted in helping some people with drug, alcohol.
OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:
Very much this. I wish I could show this to a friend of mine.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@phxbillcee lol. I wouldn't ask
Ok, my wife and I are separated but not divorced yet.
Ellatynemouth comments on May 1, 2018:
If you are lost without her, you are dependent on her, which is not a good thing. It's not healthy to share time with an ex partner if you're both splitting but one party is still in love with the other. This is masochistic. You need severance, to be alone and away from this person so that ...
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@LetzGetReal while I agree with most of what you're saying, I have to ask, do you realize how horribly condescending that sounds? "Self actualized people simply dont like it". Like its some sort of club that this poor sucker doesnt belong to or it's as if he's somehow behind for being all too human. Condescension and snotty put downs aren't particularly helpful.
Funny shit!
phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:
Well, maybe 5 of the bunch. One I'm getting too old for. A few of the rest I don't have anything against. So, yeah, I'm warned. So ....fuckin'....what???? LOL
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
You're getting to old to masturbate? Too old to be a porn freak? Its atheists isnt it? You're coming over to the agnostic side?
If this becomes an emoticon women will have a field day
OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:
Why we need more women in tech.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@Nickbeee good morning and yes.
Ok Internetz you win
ballou comments on Apr 30, 2018:
LMAO...
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@phxbillcee see him naked often,do ya?
Come again?
Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:
There is a resemblance
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@ejbman isnt that the joke of the meme? Wtf is going on? Help
What is it with men and spitting in public?
josh23452 comments on May 1, 2018:
Spitters are quitters
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@josh23452 fair enough. At least you're in the right place ?
Not all but, most.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:
If you're cute enough, mine may be in it when you shake! (Learned that from Louis CK!) (We'll now see where this goes!)
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
@phxbillcee ha! You know me too well
What is it with men and spitting in public?
josh23452 comments on May 1, 2018:
Spitters are quitters
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
Lol. I don't think that's what he was referring to
@Blindbird, you'll appreciate this.
IamNobody comments on Apr 30, 2018:
I understand but also you have to consider this is not going to last forever. Today bother you to have the attention and tomorrow it will bother you also the attention is not there anymore. You have to consider which of those scenarios is going to hurt the most..... As usual, I am just thinking out ...
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
No way. Its not ok. Its not flattering. Its obnoxious. Please stop trying to paint behaviour like this positively. Stop it.
@Blindbird, you'll appreciate this.
stinkeye_a comments on May 1, 2018:
Trade in that bike for a skateboard. Men will be too shocked and intimidated (threatened and/or impressed) to say anything.
OpposingOpposum replies on May 1, 2018:
No way. Why should we change because people are stupid.
My super innocent uber driver told me about driving some guy around to look for a massage parlor ...
z0000 comments on Apr 30, 2018:
"extras" .. as in "happy finish" ?? *rolls eyes* Those memes are great. I especially like the 3rd one :)
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
@DeeTee yup. Poor kid was traumatised
My super innocent uber driver told me about driving some guy around to look for a massage parlor ...
z0000 comments on Apr 30, 2018:
"extras" .. as in "happy finish" ?? *rolls eyes* Those memes are great. I especially like the 3rd one :)
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Yep. Guy was blatant about it too
Not all but, most.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:
If you're cute enough, mine may be in it when you shake! (Learned that from Louis CK!) (We'll now see where this goes!)
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Gotta be quick with the dick! (Don't do that though,seriously)
We Could Find Aliens by Spotting Their Satellites [space.com]
nicknotes comments on Apr 30, 2018:
Who knows if Aliens might be as small as an insect...perhaps the size of bacteria. They could be here now...maybe they gave you a cold this past winter.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Would brains work on that svale though? Seems there'd be a size minimum
In poor taste....Definitely! But too funny to refrain from sharing.
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/more-women-think-shaving-pubic-hair-is-hygenic-despite-health-risks-a7110726.html%3famp Just gonna leave this here and go pic out my 'fro
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
@phxbillcee ?
[google.com] I guess I missed the window. Ah well single forever. There are worse fates.
JimG comments on Apr 30, 2018:
You shouldn't write marriage, or at least a relationship, off so quickly. If I weren't old, ugly, and distant (geographically, mainly) I would be tempted to ask you out.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Thank you. Thats flattering. Id accept, you seem pretty cool
A few years back I was buying mushrooms at a farmer's market.
Stevil comments on Apr 30, 2018:
Thanks
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Would that be cannibalism on your part? Being a fungi and all?
Meme starter pack for women.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:
Ooooo-kay, then. Moving on.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Hahaha. Great minds
[google.com] I guess I missed the window. Ah well single forever. There are worse fates.
girlwithsmiles comments on Apr 30, 2018:
Why would you want to be, 'locked in' in a relationship anyway. The younger I was the less I was interested in Betting My Life on someone! Never having wanted kids, and always being financially independant, marriage doesn't seem like security but a cage to me. Maybe it will change but...time will ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
@girlwithsmiles haha. Anybody that asks at this point is getting stabbed.
[google.com] I guess I missed the window. Ah well single forever. There are worse fates.
JohnnyThorazine comments on Apr 30, 2018:
Reading this, and there is an error in his market research from the get go: the macho or politically correct answers are valid as they show a response to a certain age group/type, which reflects how they react within that category, which can influence later results. He was already bending his study ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
@JohnnyThorazine you are correct on all points. Its a flawed "study" at best.
[google.com] I guess I missed the window. Ah well single forever. There are worse fates.
WalterWhite comments on Apr 30, 2018:
I think you have finally reached an age and gained enough life experience to know what you want, and honed your skills and developed good qualities to offer, and now you are better able to see more clearly through your window, than you did long ago through naive eyes and an inexperienced mind. :)
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Nah. I think I have reached maximun bitchiness and minimum patience. Having a "good gracious I'm gonna be single forever" moment.
[google.com] I guess I missed the window. Ah well single forever. There are worse fates.
JohnnyThorazine comments on Apr 30, 2018:
Reading this, and there is an error in his market research from the get go: the macho or politically correct answers are valid as they show a response to a certain age group/type, which reflects how they react within that category, which can influence later results. He was already bending his study ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
@nightowl haha , why do people want that piece of paper? The war cry of the confirmed bachelor.
[google.com] I guess I missed the window. Ah well single forever. There are worse fates.
AnneWimsey comments on Apr 30, 2018:
Unless you are planning to have children, marrying is pretty stupid! And. Is it just me, or does the article read like a compilation from check-out-aisle magazines?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Not just you at all
It just keeps happening to me.
Mofferatu comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Me: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" My mirror: "Not you. You're dark skinned."
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
@Mofferatu I wouldn't know anything about attitudes. I'm always super sweet.???
Don't get mad it could be any of those...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:
I'm doing #4 to my computer screen now!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Whats wrong. No nudes? ????
Intolerance How can we be different if we don't respect the beliefs of others?
AMGT comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Show me evidence for a group of atheists that have become like Isis. Show me a time when enabling factually false, divisive world views didn’t work to thwart progress and unity. I cannot respect a belief that is bereft of supporting evidence or sound logic, nor should I. This does not make ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Yes ma'am!
Mom goals. :D
Funnygir175 comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Haters: Eat a bowl of dicks. You: Give me 8-10 minutes. ???
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Lol!
Cigarettes stunt your growth
EricTrommater comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Does she do porn?...asking for a friend...well several actually.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Yeah....if you get that link
Positively Punny!
Markus comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Mmmm pineapple and just a ladle more ? sauce?
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 30, 2018:
Pineapple,bacon and onions with pepperoncinnis.
The commonplace insanity of customer service.
ashortbeauty comments on Apr 29, 2018:
It's been a while since I ran in CS circles. Thanks for the reminding l laughs lol
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
The public is rarely boring.lol
Having fun with finger puppets
idlopalev comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Fuck you for making me come to this post and see this lmao Jk
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
Yeah bro. We get enough of these as it ! @ideopalav whens the book coming out?
I... I got nothin'.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
I'm guessing a kind of placenta, but I don't have many placenta joke on hand!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
Placentas are generally attached to wombs not hands...
Express lane.
CaroleKay comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Epic fail.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
@Nickbeee gotta hand it to 'em
It just keeps happening to me.
Mofferatu comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Me: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" My mirror: "Not you. You're dark skinned."
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
Racist ass mirror
Damn fitted sheet!!
Mofferatu comments on Apr 29, 2018:
It's a lot of work. But when you're finished, you can collapse on to the bed, spent, but feeling good. Like you've had a workout.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
@Captnron59 boy, you guys really get into housework!
The commonplace insanity of customer service.
MrLizard comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Worked in a grocery store. First job circa 1978. The assistant mgr got in my line and bagged for me. Something he'd never done before. It was because a woman in my line had stolen something. She saw him and moved toward the back of the store. According to his story, she met him on the aisle that had...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
Yep. People are wild!
How come the chatroom is deserted at 7pm EST? It's 1am here, and I'm holding a monologue - again!!!
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:
I had to work.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
@Petter pays da bills
"The percentage of kids with autism in the United States continues to rise, according to a new ...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 26, 2018:
We know the autism rates in Flint are attribitutable to the water problem there. There have been a couple studies that found high lead levels in municipal water in many places. I have not seen any studies on whether this contamination has anything to do with autism rates in children but I'd be ...
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
@tivesz except for the fact that places with higher pollution levels tend to have higher autism rates, sure. Don't know what your problem is but you sure are annoying with it.
The commonplace insanity of customer service.
Nickbeee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Sounds exactly the same as where i live lol ..
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
Mad bastards everywhere. ?
Caught one! Installment 2 in the cat trap series.
Nickbeee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
https://www.facebook.com/188509415061350/videos/221634125082212/ Oh
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
Hahahaha
Have you ever been so high that ?????
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:
I knew this was @Nickbee without even looking ???
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
@Nickbeee meow # blindbord ;)
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twshield comments on Apr 28, 2018:
ok ok, i will wear my t shirt shopping more......Promise!
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
I've wearing mine to work hoping the dudes who look @ my chest will ask about it????
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ScienceBiker comments on Apr 28, 2018:
You know @admin, those of us who can aren't averse to kicking down some coin to help with the cost. Set up a donate button. Accept Bitcoin.
OpposingOpposum replies on Apr 29, 2018:
Admin doing a little matchmaking perhaps ? ;)

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