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Great ideas I've had include having single women over for dinner or noshes with the drinks. ...
LeighShelton comments on Nov 20, 2019:
your a sexist cannibal
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@LeighShelton You were joking poorly and deserved a seething retort, Mr. Poopy Pants.
Great ideas I've had include having single women over for dinner or noshes with the drinks. ...
Stephanie99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:
Don't let them in with big purses.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 20, 2019:
I don't date them any more. Problem solved.
Baby Yoda da da da da da Baby Yoda da da da da da... Daddy Yoda da da da da da Daddy Yoda da da ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:
## Commenting on that last one is dangerous in these here parts, stranger.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@scurry You may draw comments from bitter women wondering where the father is for their bastard children. It's not uncommon for guys to be arrested for failure to pay child support **several times** until she abandons all hope. There's also a talk show where they bring in two to three guys to play the game of "who's the daddy." One time I tuned in for a woman who was back because the last four guys weren't the daddy during the last two visits. Then they found another couple of guys . . . . I didn't want to know the rest of the story. My guess is she did the dirty with whatever men were available. There are women that will roast your ears off on this topic and rightly so. Recently, I was talking to a gal who refused to move into public housing because it was overflowing with single mothers who had several bastard children each. This child support and the men who abandon them is a dangerous topic, raising the righteous ire of many a gal. They burn you ears off.
Great ideas I've had include having single women over for dinner or noshes with the drinks. ...
bobwjr comments on Nov 20, 2019:
??!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 20, 2019:
Terminal verbosity becomes you.
Evening everyone. New to the and saying hello. Looking forward to meeting likeminded ladies.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:
## Got tired of arguing with the women with the unlike minds?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@MattScott At best you'll find people that will agree with you on religious beliefs in here. Other topics maybe not so much, i.e. armadillos are good eats. (I used to go to a Texas armadillo chili cook off). Have fun anyway.
Evening everyone. New to the and saying hello. Looking forward to meeting likeminded ladies.
Hathacat comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Welcome! Do what MissKathleen said!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 20, 2019:
Was that the gal who said "Let's get naked"?
Great ideas I've had include having single women over for dinner or noshes with the drinks. ...
lookinhard comments on Nov 20, 2019:
i am,once again,confused
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 20, 2019:
Sounds like standard operational procedure (SOP).
Great ideas I've had include having single women over for dinner or noshes with the drinks. ...
LeighShelton comments on Nov 20, 2019:
your a sexist cannibal
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 20, 2019:
I have drinks with whatever darkens my doorstep, be it male, female or like whatever. I'm not picky. They're not what's for dinner. Not sexist, not cannibalistic. It keeps me from being lonely and provides friendly conversation, you snot dripping snob.
Great ideas I've had include having single women over for dinner or noshes with the drinks. ...
Soarfeet comments on Nov 20, 2019:
Jug of what?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 20, 2019:
A jug of whatever drinks were being served. Sometimes a jug of liquor, sometimes a jug of my home brew beer. Box wine might have been available. My home brew beer (a discontinued hobby) was legendary. It was 12% alcohol and brewed in five gallon batches. The secondary stage (the stage were the bubbles set) was done in two litter soda pop jugs. Without help, I couldn't finish all five gallons before it turned to vinegar. Volunteers weren't difficult to locate.
Yep. That makes sense.
EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 19, 2019:
They get my attention every time!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
Percy, my Tom cat, is an accessory after the fact.
Congrats to Single/Mingle/Chat. We just hit 00 members! Thanks to everyone for your love and ...
bleurowz comments on Nov 18, 2019:
What, everyone left? :-)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@sassygirl3869 It's 1,500 or no 1,500? You sure it's not point 1.5?
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WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:
>Open source must have . . . snappy patter.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@EdEarl Go forth and whip it out, least I engage you in the fine points of copyright protection, boring everyone in here to death.
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WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:
>Open source must have . . . snappy patter.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@EdEarl What did you find out about snappy patter?
Thanks to all for all your well wishes. I hate being sick. Too much to do. Did make some chicken ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:
## I'm an asthmatic battling a case of pnuemonia. I'm getting so little oxygen from clogged lungs, I'm staggering around. Nary a get well card from anyone. Petunia took me to the hospital twice. She made lassaunga that gave me the trots and dragged me in the drug store for prescription ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@sassygirl3869 I am blaming an ineffective flue shot for my current misery. Once weakened by the flue, things got much worse. At least I'll be losing weight while getting over this thing. Got a feeling you didn't get a get well card either.
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WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:
>Open source must have . . . snappy patter.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@EdEarl >I had to look up snappy patter. Why is it related to open source? It has **absolutely nothing** to do with it. Your original post was an incomplete copy'n'paste, leaving readers in the lurch what the rest of the post said. **It's a joke!** Might as well make up whatever the rest of the original post said. Since your original post, you've gone back, deleted the original and made a large and complete re-post.
Follow up to my earlier post
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:
## Get out the boning knife (aka fillet knife). Us ugly mugglies need love.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@Marcie1974 > Apparently I’m not worth any effort, no matter how minimal Darken my doorstep and I'll make the minimal effort: coffee?
I don't know 'bout this.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Methyl Blue in a drink will do that to their pee...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Had barefoot midgets in your lab for those tiny foot prints?
Follow up to my earlier post
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:
## Get out the boning knife (aka fillet knife). Us ugly mugglies need love.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@Marcie1974 When he's done everything for her and she leaves him for an uncaring stud bunny anyway, Quasimodo says "It's true! Appearances are everything."
Love Love Love..."true love", "unconditional love"...blah blah blah...yadda yadda... I see this ...
bleurowz comments on Nov 18, 2019:
To me, there are as many different types of love as their are connections in our lives. There's love for a partner, for family, for friends, for ourselves, for life itself, and even all those are different for different people and circumstances. I never used to feel that way, but I'm finding that my...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@bleurowz >I don't love people I don't know. If you knew me better you couldn't keep your paws off of me. Let's keep it that way. Petunia gets upset about stuff like that.
Oh, I see.
Taladad comments on Nov 19, 2019:
I still have mine. :-)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
You don't look old enough to know what it is.
I don't doubt it.
actofdog comments on Nov 19, 2019:
One of my father's favorite jokes was..They do not get 72 virgins,they get a 72 year old virgin.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
72 male virgins.
I don't know 'bout this.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Methyl Blue in a drink will do that to their pee...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
Will it make them stand on the toilet seat as well, staining it green?
Congrats to Single/Mingle/Chat. We just hit 00 members! Thanks to everyone for your love and ...
bleurowz comments on Nov 18, 2019:
What, everyone left? :-)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 19, 2019:
We're all nobodies now.
"Love Brings Up our Sh✳t—Messy, Complex & Beautiful." [elephantjournal.com] This is the type...
azzow2 comments on Nov 18, 2019:
As the axioms go "reap what you sow" & "Earn what you get".
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 18, 2019:
Unless you broke the spokes on your karma wheel.
"Love Brings Up our Sh✳t—Messy, Complex & Beautiful." [elephantjournal.com] This is the type...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:
## Yes your wildest bowel movements always surfaces. Shit floats. It also makes delightfully effective fertiziler for the flowers. If it's your cat's fecies, it makes for doggie snacks. Personally I'd rather not step in all the rich and stinky allegories the meadow muffin munching people* keep ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@bleurowz > if it comes up I would want to be able to deal with it. I've put it in the mulch pile. On cold, frosty mornings there's steam rising from it assuring me of a better crop after the spring planting. I've shoveled some serious amounts of it.
“ fuck you ,you fuck”. — unknown brooklynite after a fender bender
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:
## Uncouthness belies many a Yankee scoundral.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@bklynite53 There were a few national newscasters explaining "God bless his heart" wasn't a kind expression in Louisiana. πŸ˜‰πŸ™€
Contradictions of Biblical Proportions.
SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 18, 2019:
And so it goes. Isn't that what atheists have been saying for years?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 18, 2019:
You betcha! Who listens to them?
Oppidan adjective [op-i-duhn] of a town; urban. Oppidan derives from Latin oppidānus “of a ...
Marionville comments on Nov 18, 2019:
I know this one from my history studies of Celtic culture under the Romans.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@Marionville >.if you ever come over here look me up! You have a street address?
It's ok to be gay, just not stupid
RobertMartin comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Christopher Columbus proved that the earth is round.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 18, 2019:
Chris proved there was land ho. Among the educated of his time, it was well known the earth was round. Without that knowledge, he wouldn't have got his funding for the trip. What was **not** known is how long a ship could stay at sea without returning to land.
A friend talked me trying Match again. I matched up with someone yesterday. We actually spoke on the...
darthfaja comments on Nov 18, 2019:
If you’re not interested you’re not interested. Tell him so you don’t waste his time or yours.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@Marcie1974 Tell him the deadly words "Cool yer jets buddy. We can be friends. You're going too fast for me." It's a ray of hope for him but after you've turned down a few dozen "let's get together" requests, it will sink in. It's the nature of guys to try to push the relationship and the nature of women to put brakes on a relationship. Any guy who's gotten laid figures that one out.
Thomas Paine--"In tyranny, the King is the law. In America, the law is the King"
altschmerz comments on Nov 17, 2019:
What would Thomas Paine say about America today, I wonder.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@Remiforce Once again, against all odds, I remain unscathed by your scathing comments
After posting this: q:427005 I found this!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 17, 2019:
## Christians do their best to distance themselves from those type bible verses. It won't be in the Sunday sermon.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@altschmerz All the beautiful people come to my temple. They make an exception for me because I'm such a charming person.
Favorite songs from 1969. I loved Na, Na, Hey, Hey from Steam. Any of your faves on this list?
moosepucky comments on Nov 17, 2019:
Surprisingly no... I spent most of my free time in the basement of the Pasadena Presbyterian church on Colorado Blvd. Before you start hooting.... the basement contained the broadcast studio of KPPC FM this is where the term "underground radio" originated and the reason I got my FCC 3rd phone...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@sassygirl3869 If you define "east coast" as east of the Mississippi, then you need to include FM station KDKA in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. It went on the air on November 2, 1920 to broadcast election results. Regular broadcasts started in 1921. Nationally technical and licensing issues slowed the spread of FM for the next 40 years.
The latest glitch doesn't allow people to post high resolution pictures. This will kill a group I ...
OldMetalHead comments on Nov 17, 2019:
Even relatively low resolution photos are excluded. I used to be able to download a meme from Reddit or take a picture on my phone and just upload it. Now, the easiest thing seems to be to screenshot and crop It's really quite annoying. I think it could turn people off from joining or continuing ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 17, 2019:
That's why I said it'll make people not post their travel vistas to the groups: too much work.
Now I want one.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:
## How could you get the cats to use a vape pen?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 17, 2019:
@SukiSue >I'll bet they'll figure it out... The fur covers their thumbs. They can't strike a match or hitch hike.
I'll get the ball rolling. I am a passive member of this group, but feel honored to be a member. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:
## Start looking at those pictures after several shots of tequila. Those rough looking women will start looking better. Honestly, I think what you're looking for women who are surrounded by admiring stud bunnies. They don't have problems with a selection of dating options because they're so dam ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 17, 2019:
@UUNJ Shall I sing you a chorus of "Why can't they all be California girls"? I better not. My cat sings better than I do.
Old word new definition. Catfishing ”When someone purposefully creates a false identity to lure ...
altschmerz comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Where does it mention catfishing?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@altschmerz The offer of a night of drinking still stands though.
There are so many on Facebook this morning.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 16, 2019:
The truly awful and truly stupid people that walk among us was very sad to see. These are people that are proud to be this way which is something I can’t understand. How many times I have seen people exhibit complete lack of critical thinking skills and utter selfishness.😱
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@Killtheskyfairy > I have been all over the world, . . . any yet you have nothing to contribute to discussions on international politics.
Old word new definition. Catfishing ”When someone purposefully creates a false identity to lure ...
altschmerz comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Where does it mention catfishing?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@altschmerz While an interesting story, the word "cat fish" fails to appear. The concept hoovers in the background.
One time in California I had a small group of followers who declared me their deity. One of the ...
Silver1wun comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Interesting.. I wonder if one could change their name legally to God on the basis of religion? Could provide some really fun times. Just the process of getting it changed could be fun.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@Silver1wun I was having visions of becoming Jim Jone's pre-mass suicide twin.
There are so many on Facebook this morning.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 16, 2019:
The truly awful and truly stupid people that walk among us was very sad to see. These are people that are proud to be this way which is something I can’t understand. How many times I have seen people exhibit complete lack of critical thinking skills and utter selfishness.😱
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@Killtheskyfairy A dull and unimaginative reply. Seriously I correspond with people living all over the world. Of course, they refer to what's going on in their part of the planet and it's good to understand more about it. I had a fling with one America who worked at the United Nations. She complained she couldn't talk shop when she got off work. Finding Americans that follow other countries is rare. I was trying to strike up a discussion on Venezuela but no . . . . I get this fuck off message from you instead. In that case . . . .
There are so many on Facebook this morning.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 16, 2019:
The truly awful and truly stupid people that walk among us was very sad to see. These are people that are proud to be this way which is something I can’t understand. How many times I have seen people exhibit complete lack of critical thinking skills and utter selfishness.😱
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@Killtheskyfairy Oh? You've been following internal politics overseas? That's rare for an American. What do you think of Juan Guaido re-election campaign in Venezuela? Or is that just the rabble trying to put him in office?
Old word new definition. Catfishing ”When someone purposefully creates a false identity to lure ...
altschmerz comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Where does it mention catfishing?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@altschmerz >You know how that goes. Nope. Have no clue. Feel free, pull up a chair, have a shot old rut gut whiskey on me and expostulate in detail. Charts and graphs optional.
I resent the term "needle".
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:
## How old is Nancy these days?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@Tomfoolery33 Next: the punch line nobody gets. D'Shadow knows!
One time in California I had a small group of followers who declared me their deity. One of the ...
Petter comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Maybe I should move there too, for peace and quiet.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@Petter Sounds like an exhaustive list of where she goes when she hunts you down.
One time in California I had a small group of followers who declared me their deity. One of the ...
Silver1wun comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Interesting.. I wonder if one could change their name legally to God on the basis of religion? Could provide some really fun times. Just the process of getting it changed could be fun.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
If you want the phone to ring off the hook, change your phone book listing to God with the phone company. You can get listed under any name you want. Back in the day, I was listed as F.U. Too. Almost had the same effect as an unlisted phone number.
And he continued.....
TheDoubter comments on Nov 16, 2019:
he's that stupid
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
It's more on the level of brain rot and dementia. The guy is so far gone he's slurring common words. Listening to Trump is like listening to an illiterate, racist redneck on his third six pack.
When you need therapy but -
bobwjr comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Have sword doesn't work
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@bobwjr Picky, picky, picky. πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‡πŸ™‚πŸ™ƒπŸ˜‰
One time in California I had a small group of followers who declared me their deity. One of the ...
Surfpirate comments on Nov 16, 2019:
The secret of the universe in twenty words or less, should be doable for a divine being.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
I've found most people need eight words or less to pay attention. Twenty words might be pushing it. "I'm surrounded by idiots!" -- Dr. Evil.
There are so many on Facebook this morning.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 16, 2019:
The truly awful and truly stupid people that walk among us was very sad to see. These are people that are proud to be this way which is something I can’t understand. How many times I have seen people exhibit complete lack of critical thinking skills and utter selfishness.😱
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
Let me welcome you to America. It's another reason to be an ex-pat.
Completely out of the blue last night, a person known to me only via online/text and having never ...
DharmaBum50 comments on Nov 16, 2019:
You should send him this helpful spelling/grammar tool to make it even easier for him:
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
I'm stealing that one.
Old word new definition. Catfishing ”When someone purposefully creates a false identity to lure ...
altschmerz comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Where does it mention catfishing?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
I didn't see the word "cat fishing" either in the source or described in the source. By the way, the people they hire as ditch diggers are digging up electrical cables or water pipe. It's not a good idea to rent a ditch witch because it can't dig around a water pipe without destroying it.
One time in California I had a small group of followers who declared me their deity. One of the ...
SukiSue comments on Nov 16, 2019:
You missed the very first step... Setting up a bank account and charging everybody to speak with you. So I personally wouldn't have believed you were God.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
Actually, the first step would to get the IRS to grant me tax exempt religious status. Somewhere along the way the crowds would lead me to appearing on talk shows.
No one has ever called me Maurice.
RobertMartin comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Some people call me Maurice Cause I speak of the pompotus of love
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
Have you ever whispered sweet words of epismetology in anyone's ears? 😸😹😻
One time in California I had a small group of followers who declared me their deity. One of the ...
Petter comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Maybe I should move there too, for peace and quiet.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
Too many wild parties in your neighborhood? Aiming for a place where the coyotes roam?
It's a comfort.
RoyMillar comments on Nov 12, 2019:
Better things than satan in you cup, but then again he is only a figamation thought up by the catholic church for power and control over there masses
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@RoyMillar If I darken your door next July, I'll spin you yarns just to get out of the brutal heat of Dixie. One time in California I had a small group of followers who declared me their deity. One of the non-believers asked me to prove to him I could work miracles. "God," I explained haughty "does not work miracles on command." That explains why when people ask God for something, he's likely to say no. I'm dangerous when I'm making sense. With that I gained another follower. When I went out in public my followers would cheerfully greet me on the streets as "Hi God" to the astonishment of the bystanders. Sometimes the bystanders would ask my followers "Really? That's God?" I'd hear them yell "Hey God. Come over here. This guy wants to meet you." The crowd began to grow making it difficult to go anywhere. It's not comfortable being famous. That's why I moved to the east coast.
A Brrrrr morning it is here -18C. Keep warm
SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 13, 2019:
Man I miss the snow. It will be 83 here today, working up to 86 by Saturday. Then low 80s probably through the rest of November. Winter may come here (that would be high temps in the 50s) by mid to late December. Then early summer starts again.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 16, 2019:
Sounds like the year I spent south of St. Petersburg, Florida.
Hopefully this will annoy someone....
SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 15, 2019:
Grinning - not annoyed!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue It's much worse than that. People have no clue what Nazism is. If they they don't like it, it must be a Nazi. A theocracy and a Nazi state aren't the same beast. People have the same confusion between Nazism, socialism and communism. Additionally, they can't break down various forms of socialism. Blabbering idiots everywhere.
OK boomer
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 15, 2019:
What century do they think we're in? :o
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
We will be stuck with hand written documents forever, although I keep putting my grocery list on my smart phone.
Been asking this question since I was 5 years old.... Ok whoever the fuck is messing with my posts ...
OldGoat43 comments on Nov 15, 2019:
...and the question is?????
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
The answer is CHIGGERS! That's what all those dots mean. You read commercially published material there always a blank spot between each dot and never more than three. Ergo, one can assume they have nothing to do with legit grammar and must be chiggers. They drop off once the poor soul starts their message. Once addicted to dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, there's no hope for you.
I can't argue
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 15, 2019:
## According to the cannibals, the best part is the budding breasts of young teenage girls. The heart is a lean, tough dish best served diced with a stir fry. I am a repository of useless information.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
@OldMetalHead Many cannibals call their meals the "long pig" because of our high fat content. Don't you love bacon?
Hopefully this will annoy someone....
SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 15, 2019:
Grinning - not annoyed!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue >Do you think the term "Nazi theocracy" is an oxymoron? Nazism teaches for the state to survive, it must control other countries (ultimately the world) either militarily or by imperialism. A theocracy teaches religious theology will ultimately control world and troops will not be required.
The latest glitch doesn't allow people to post high resolution pictures. This will kill a group I ...
Fernapple comments on Nov 13, 2019:
Having said that it may be true. But it is also true that 99% of the people viewing this site will be looking at it on either smart phones or laptops, neither of which will show high res anyway.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
@Fernapple >the groups and forums are so like chat rooms why bother. Chats are for instant feedback and hence the messages are terse. Groups are for longer term, more wordy discussions. A group discussion can go on for a week. I forget what forums were used for.
Burgomaster (alternatively spelled burgermeister). Noun: the chief official of of a Dutch, ...
Marionville comments on Nov 15, 2019:
An obvious anglicisation of the Dutch/German word.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
When I've heard it used in the plural it means the leading political officials in a hick towns with ultra shallow and conservative views. The type of people that helped get Hitler elected. One could expand the meaning to the people who helped bring Trump to the presidency.
Burgomaster (alternatively spelled burgermeister). Noun: the chief official of of a Dutch, ...
LenHazell53 comments on Nov 15, 2019:
Burger is a wonderful word that has over time in English changed from meaning a citizen of an area to a Beef pattie with onions in a bread bun. Mainly due to people thinking that a Hamburger was named for its contents and not for the name of the City of Hamm where the beef dish was invented.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
The addition of "meister" to the word "burger" pretty much says they're not referring to a Big Mac, the addictive national dish of the US. Does anyone think their "secret sauce" is a secret?
OBJURGATE. - Verb...to reproach or denounce (something or someone) vehemently; upbraid harshly; ...
t1nick comments on Nov 15, 2019:
Good word
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
The Oxford English Dictionary says it's a rarely used verb. You'll be sure to confuse people with that one. How come nobody ever cites Funk & Wagnalls' dictionary?
The latest glitch doesn't allow people to post high resolution pictures. This will kill a group I ...
Fernapple comments on Nov 13, 2019:
Having said that it may be true. But it is also true that 99% of the people viewing this site will be looking at it on either smart phones or laptops, neither of which will show high res anyway.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
@Fernapple >this site works well One of my African pals sent me an e-mails, saying he missed our Facebook chats. (I'm on a permanent ban from Facebook). I advised him to join this site and we could continue chatting. He says this site is frustratingly slow for chat action. It's good to know I'm not the only one who's observed that. This isn't 1980 with with breakneck dial up connection speed of 56 kilobytes per second is it? Okay, I'm exaggerating **just a tad.** Join any group and 99% of their chat rooms don't have anyone in it. Sometimes I wonder if they're using a cold chisel to keep this place running.
This has got to be an non starter
Robecology comments on Nov 13, 2019:
There's a rash of fruit-based brews out there...from Raspberry, to Coconut, to Mango...and it's working. Microbreweries are springing up all over the place with tasty beers that have a unique flavor. They are still relatively bitter (I found that a Mango brew needed a touch of sugar or honey...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
@Robecology They have 19 craft beers on tap, which they change weekly if not daily. Some of them have octane rating of 11 percent. (Petunia wonders how I get so mellow on two beers.) They will give you up to four small samples before decide on which pint you want. My guess is they also have about 300 different types of craft beer in bottles. I look for the stouts with a bourbon flavor for take home. For the abstainers, they do a thriving morning trade selling coffee house style fancy Dan stuff with pastries. Since Petunia can't stand beer, it makes her tolerate me going in for a couple of beers. Give that woman a chocolate latte, extra form on top with a chocolate chip muffin and she'll mellow out. For more details see: https://www.brewsonthealley.com/
Hunting season is upon us.
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 12, 2019:
I feel sorry for the deer. :(
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
@BestWithoutGods Humans can turn forgetful, especially the recently retired who now have time for gardening.
I'm not convinced any are "good" but I suppose it's all relative...
brentan comments on Nov 14, 2019:
That lawful neutral sign reminds me of this in Proverbs 25: 21, 22 If your enemy is hungry, give him food to eat, and if he is thirsty, give him water to drink. For in so doing, you will heap burning coals on his head, and the LORD will reward you.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
@scurry In that last one, it refers to an era when starting a fire was hard work. Therefore if you put coals in a special basket from your neighbor who had been keeping his home fire burning, he'd saving you a major problem. I forget the details now, but I do remember an African infantry study done to find out the most efficient way for an individual to carry something heavy was to put it on their head. They decided not to use that approach but hey . . . . Outside of that context, it sounds like they plan to burn you alive.
I could use some moral support. I’m also posting this in the Mental Health Support group, because ...
RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:
File for bankruptcy would be my first thought
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 15, 2019:
@BBJong As stupid as it sounds at first, bankruptcy often results in a **better** credit rating. That's because you're limited to how often you can pull that act again. To many it means now that you can't do that act right way, want a loan? Shazm! Better credit rating. It's all a game and money is how they keep score. "It's higgly piggly and Cher got a brand new butt tattoo." -- Opus the Penguin. Now for something totally unrelated:
The latest glitch doesn't allow people to post high resolution pictures. This will kill a group I ...
Fernapple comments on Nov 13, 2019:
Having said that it may be true. But it is also true that 99% of the people viewing this site will be looking at it on either smart phones or laptops, neither of which will show high res anyway.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
@Fernapple I'll remember that next time someone gives me a horse. A minor addition to the system's program shouldn't result in fiscal collapse. The major deal is the more work an end user need do, the less likely they use the system.
What are your political views all about? Do they include protecting the planet?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 14, 2019:
## There are a few people that need a good killing. As the Lord High Executor says: As some day it may happen that a victim must be found I've got a little list — I've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground And who never would be missed — who never would ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
@273kelvin Here's the last update from aria for the 21st century. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NLV24qTnlg
Hunting season is upon us.
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 12, 2019:
I feel sorry for the deer. :(
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
@BestWithoutGods The sprinkler system may hose down the gardener as well.
I could use some moral support. I’m also posting this in the Mental Health Support group, because ...
RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:
File for bankruptcy would be my first thought
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
@silverotter11 You have been comically misinformed how the credit system works. If you want to have fun, fun in court with bill collectors say "I've never done any business with these people. Therefore, I don't owe them anything." What they hope is you won't show up in court and therefore they win by default. Bill collectors panic when you ask for the **full** debt buyout agreement because they only bring page one of it to court. Never, never say "YES" to anyone who calls you up and asks you who you are. Instead ASK THEM who they are or use my classic ruse "You called me and you don't know? Why don't you know who you called? Sounds like the village idiot got a phone. What is this, random dial a number week?" They're not prepared for that. Caller ID is a wonderful thing. If they aren't on my calling list, I let them leave a message. Bill collectors **never** leave a message that says who they are. They can't even begin to collect on a debt unless they proved they contacted a Mr. Otter. They'll threaten you with almost anything to get you to pay them but they're on the losing side when they bought your debt for pennies on the dollar. Just because they bought a debt doesn't mean they can collect on it. They will harass you, insult you, whatever it takes long after you don't have to pay anyone anything. They will reduce people to tears. Doesn't matter to them, the heartless bastards. If they get anything, they're ahead of the game. Debt collectors are a sham. Why do I know this stuff? I've been a court reporter for newspapers. Sometimes when it was a slow news day, I'd hang out in the court rooms. Most of the time when the show was over, the judge would walk over to me and explain a little more to me so he'd be shown in a good light in the next edition.
The latest glitch doesn't allow people to post high resolution pictures. This will kill a group I ...
Fernapple comments on Nov 13, 2019:
Having said that it may be true. But it is also true that 99% of the people viewing this site will be looking at it on either smart phones or laptops, neither of which will show high res anyway.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
@Fernapple >to get any value from high res you would have to be viewing on a 36 inch screen at least. Guess what I got. ;-) I've seen people hook their computer up to the largest TV they have, especially when they're down loading videos. The real point is if the system gets large graphics the system should convert them automatically to acceptable size rather than expecting the end user to do it for them.
The latest glitch doesn't allow people to post high resolution pictures. This will kill a group I ...
maturin1919 comments on Nov 13, 2019:
Takes up too much space. You can do what you like with your personal hard drive, but public ones require more consideration.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
@maturin1919 I'm using a 10 year old computer with a gigabyte hard drive: ten times larger than a TB. I could spend a weekend uploading memes to this site, ten at a pop and still have left overs. It would take a degree in library science to organize them all. > Admin and SiteSupport should be able to help you there. They don't seem to be contributing to the conversation.
Hunting season is upon us.
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 12, 2019:
I feel sorry for the deer. :(
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
@BestWithoutGods >Rather, put up a fence around that garden -- a high enough fence that they can't jump over it, and tight enough that they can't crawl under it. You don't seem to know much about deer. People who raise them as pets have to have 12 foot high fence because they can clear an six foot fence. This is why nobody has deer as pets or as an alternative to live stock. Building that tall of a fence is impractical for the home gardener. The more humane alternative is a motion activated impulse sprinkler. Once Bambi gets hit by a blast of water, he runs away. That also means anything coming close to those sprinklers will be hit by a blast of water, including the UPS guy. Did you **really** want your mail? >In some places, HUMAN animals are starving to death. Should we shoot them? No! That would be murder. Unlike deer, you can't eat humans without coming down with the human equivalent of mad cow disease. That and deer never file law suits. >The merciful thing would be to take them food. Why not do the same with starving deer? Because deer can't apply for food stamps (aka SNAP). If we fed them all, the herd would continue to get larger with more of them leaping in front of cars on the highway. If you hit a deer with your car at +40 mph either you or car will be trashed. Sometimes both. If, like me, you live near any kind of wilderness on the rural highways you'll see signs with the image of a leaping deer. That means the second you see a deer running across the roadway, slam on the brakes before the rest of the herd comings running after him. Sometimes I wonder if they're trying to commit mass suicide. >I am happy to hear that you don't hunt. Thank you. That's only because I'm a bad shot. I have tried to kill more than my fair share of smaller animals such as squirrels and game birds only to come home empty handed. Deer hunting takes special tracking skills and climbing a deer stand located on a likely tree in the dark. These special skills are passed down to a rather select group of hunters. However, don't think I miss the venison. I grow sage which deer hunters use to make venison sausage. We trade sage for meat. >May we just agree to disagree agreeably? Of course. I believe everyone is entitled to a wrong opinion including me.
I’m avoiding that road.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:
https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
@TheoryNumber3 Don't forget the Chickens With 'Copters.
This has got to be an non starter
Robecology comments on Nov 13, 2019:
There's a rash of fruit-based brews out there...from Raspberry, to Coconut, to Mango...and it's working. Microbreweries are springing up all over the place with tasty beers that have a unique flavor. They are still relatively bitter (I found that a Mango brew needed a touch of sugar or honey...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
I should take notes when I visit my favorite brew pub. One time I had a coconut porter and was pleasantly surprised. There doesn't seem to be any limit to the craft brewer's imagination.
Been there Barney
bookofmorons comments on Nov 13, 2019:
so thats what happened to him
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
One of the theories that makes me shutter was racists objected the actor in the Barney suit was black and he was always surrounded by white children. What scares me is those racists gobobs vote.
The latest glitch doesn't allow people to post high resolution pictures. This will kill a group I ...
Fernapple comments on Nov 13, 2019:
Having said that it may be true. But it is also true that 99% of the people viewing this site will be looking at it on either smart phones or laptops, neither of which will show high res anyway.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
Wife's laptop and table have **no problems** viewing high res photos. The photos she sends me from her way over priced cell phone are high res. Admitted her cell phone doesn't send me photos quickly. This makes me think they're slow to load. >99% of the people viewing this site will be looking at it on either smart phones or laptops. Where did you get that impression? I know a lot of people on here are using cell phones but how many, I wouldn't know.
The latest glitch doesn't allow people to post high resolution pictures. This will kill a group I ...
maturin1919 comments on Nov 13, 2019:
Takes up too much space. You can do what you like with your personal hard drive, but public ones require more consideration.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
Most people with hard drives wind up with huge hard drives that don't come close to 10% used. It would be beneficial to all if the site automatically converted high res to low res. This isn't 1979 and Windows One they're operating under, right?
Good Evening Everyone! Last night I made it to a Sushi Meetup where 25 of us filled a Japanese ...
TomMcGiverin comments on Nov 13, 2019:
All of the good ones are taken?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:
@TomMcGiverin >as another member of Agnostic said, "mostly leftovers" that are single or divorced for good reasons. Hey! You remembered me. It's difficult to forget that every time Groucho Marx got married, the wife turned into an alcoholic. Three divorces later, he sensed a pattern. Ergo my little cited proverb *if someone says nobody loves them and they are lonesome, there is a reason you shouldn't want to know."
Hunting season is upon us.
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 12, 2019:
I feel sorry for the deer. :(
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:
@BestWithoutGods That "fellow animal" gets in my garden and eats my dinner. He ought to be shot. Here's the real story: When European settlers showed up, they killed anything that would kill their cattle. In the process, they killed the wolves that kept the deer population in check. Without the wolves and without the hunters, the deer overpopulate until they eat all the food in the woods and **begin to starve to death.** When the Florida lifted the restrictions on deer hunting in the Everglades, a mass deer starvation was underway. What you want to kill the deer: slow death by starvation or hunters? Disclaimer: I don't have a gun and I don't go hunting. I'm a rotten shot.
DYSBIOSIS Condition resulting from one's gut biome being out of kilter. Antibiotics, non healthy ...
Marionville comments on Nov 13, 2019:
New one to me.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:
Me too. I subscribe to that magazine.
I’m avoiding that road.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:
https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:
Dates back to the George W. Bush administration. Loved it back then too before a rugs rats grew up and demanded rights to vape them into the hospital.
LARRUP. - Verb...1) to beat or thrash, especially with a belt or strap. 2). to trounce or beat ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 12, 2019:
The Urban Dictionary defines LARRUP as seriously intoxicated. Their second definiation is "the slickness of an emo fringe, or a wet penis or something. just slick and greasy."
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:
@Marionville >...fool that I may be! It's soul crushing when no one wants to disagree with statements like that.☹️🀠
Funny, that.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 12, 2019:
## Hobos would take offense at that. Real hobos were homeless, seasonal farm workers. The name comes from hoe boy. That guy is a bum.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:
@scurry I'll keep it under serious consideration.
I could use some moral support. I’m also posting this in the Mental Health Support group, because ...
RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:
File for bankruptcy would be my first thought
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:
@silverotter11 >I'm sure they understand that filing for bankruptcy means they get 0. Snort, snort, giggle, giggle. Collection agencies will **continue** to insist you pay them **after bankruptcy** and after the legal limit of bad debt lets you take off credit record.
I could use some moral support. I’m also posting this in the Mental Health Support group, because ...
azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:
There is someone that owes hundreds of thousands of dollars for his wife being sick. He sends one dollar every month to the billing agency this keeps his bill from going into collections. Might be something for you to look into.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:
@azzow2 I did something similar with a debt of $6,000. The company kept writing me back "$5 a month in a certified mail ain't going to do it." After two years of that the collection agencies refused to buy the debt.
It's a comfort.
RoyMillar comments on Nov 12, 2019:
Better things than satan in you cup, but then again he is only a figamation thought up by the catholic church for power and control over there masses
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:
After I realized that, I asked "How come I haven't come up with something equally stupid and taken over?" I've had fits of depression over that.
Plane Forced To Turn Around After Mom Forgets Baby At Airport
Lorajay comments on Nov 12, 2019:
More details please
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:
@OldGoat43 . . . he was up there on the car roof, waving a his freak flag with a flagon on rum, pissing on anyone who approached. If you were there with your rent-a-car, you'd have said screw him too.
I personally love this! Are we all of one universe? What do you think?
Triphid comments on Nov 12, 2019:
As my favorite piece of writing says in one verse, " You ARE a child of the Universe, no LESS than the trees and the Stars you HAVE a right to be here.........."
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here . . . . the universe is laughing behind your back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFLvhKv-Lbo
It's a comfort.
RoyMillar comments on Nov 12, 2019:
I can think of better things in my cup
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:
Bourbon?
Hunting season is upon us.
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 12, 2019:
I feel sorry for the deer. :(
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:
The deer is dead, dude. The next step will be ripping it's hide off. Compared to that rape is nothing.
LARRUP. - Verb...1) to beat or thrash, especially with a belt or strap. 2). to trounce or beat ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 12, 2019:
The Urban Dictionary defines LARRUP as seriously intoxicated. Their second definiation is "the slickness of an emo fringe, or a wet penis or something. just slick and greasy."
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:
@Marionville ...what it does indicate is that you were checking out my definition! Us journalists are often told tall tales in lieu of the straight poop. It's a habit to check stuff out.
ETTD: (Urban Dictionary) Everything Trump Touches Dies.
t1nick comments on Nov 12, 2019:
Ain't that the truth.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:
I was impressed it made into a dictionary.
Most people work in the mountains. Not Juan Valdez. He works high in the Columbian mountains. ...
TheDoubter comments on Nov 11, 2019:
just as long as i get my coffee it's not important where Juan works;
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:
Maxwell House, et al, grind up a **blend** of coffee to get a consistent flavor. Like wine, there's a terroir of coffee. Do not buy the bitter and brutal beans of Kenya unless you want to mix them with some light weight coffee. If you got the big bucks and want the best coffee in the world, get Ethiopian coffee. In Ethiopia, it sells for 50 cents a cup. There is no freaking way I'm going to Ethiopia for a cup of coffee. I'm not going to pay the state side cost either. In coffee stores I used to hunt for the extra rich flavor from the isle of Java. However, these days I settle for coffee from the leeward side of island of Kona (Hawaii) picked by dusky maidens.
No elf on the shelf this time.
BirdMan1 comments on Nov 11, 2019:
Funny, and sad. Just how many BIG POS type people did that murder protect?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:
@glennlab It appears a large crowd of influential, well heeled guys don't check IDs when curvy underage girls say "Fuck me daddy. Fuck me hard." Dead men tell no tales.