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yvilletom comments on Dec 11, 2019:
Being star stuff never appealed to me. A deceased corvid? Yeah.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 11, 2019:
@Hathacat I thought they were made out of unbridled wrath and cuteness.
rotting carrots
yvilletom comments on Dec 11, 2019:
Being star stuff never appealed to me. A deceased corvid? Yeah.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 11, 2019:
In the magpie clan, of course. ☺️ Wild Florida women with whom I've had affairs relate to flamingos for their coy flamingle.😺
me to a "t"......
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 10, 2019:
## Kp2 to Kp4
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 11, 2019:
@yvilletom qn1-qb3 I consider chess to be a racist, sexist game. White people start the trouble and the queens mop up afterward. Lose the queen early and you're likely to lose the game. Some people consider that a guide to life.
MARMALISE.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 9, 2019:
"Liverpudlian" sounds like an organ meat gone putrid.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 10, 2019:
@FrayedBear If I knew everything, I'd be down at the track placing winning bets. πŸ€‘πŸ‡
Greetings! My lady and I will be in the Albany area Christmas and we plan on camping then.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 10, 2019:
## Bring your largest canteens and a life straw. Southwest Georgia can get boiling hot in May. Dehydration is a real thing, especially if you plan to take a six mile loop trail into the canyon. Trails are well kept up, steep but not so steep you'll need rope. Bring hiking poles and pack a lunch....
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 10, 2019:
@BrentMBA2004 If they watch the video they'll be prepared to meet rusted out abandoned cars on the trail. It's a sign of an abandoned settlement with a bad mechanic. Have a happy trail.
Concinnate verb (used with object) To arrange or blend together skilfully, as parts or ...
Charlene comments on Dec 10, 2019:
I'm a concinnate cocktail maker..πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 10, 2019:
Did you put the rum in the coconut and drink it all up? Did you yell "Doctor! I put the rum in the coconut. I drink it all up. It give me a belly ache." The dam song has been stuck in my head this evening.
Less fancy but more functional
bookofmorons comments on Dec 10, 2019:
crushed nuts are crushed nuts no matter how you decorate your cracker
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 10, 2019:
Dat's right white boy!
Greetings! My lady and I will be in the Albany area Christmas and we plan on camping then.
BrentMBA2004 comments on Dec 10, 2019:
Top of Arabian Mountain in Lithonia.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 10, 2019:
Why it's a monadnock with a swirly patterns!πŸ€‘
MARMALISE.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 9, 2019:
"Liverpudlian" sounds like an organ meat gone putrid.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 10, 2019:
@FrayedBear >a poor example of humour in the video No valid example of humor from you, of course. Merely a hollow assurance your example is a knee slapper globally. Ah, Aussie hubris strikes! In the movie I cited (The Life and Death of Col. Blimp), the colonel was expressing the belief prior to the Nazis, war was an old boys club rather than having anything to do with brutality, death and the fall of empires. Now **that's a knee slapper.** >a stupid person identify American hubris? "Hubris" doesn't mean stupid. It means "excessive pride" or "self-confidence." Sometime it refers to those so overconfidence they are struck by the wrath of the God(s). (If I feel anymore divine, you better watch out.πŸ˜‡) The Americans were saying the molten lava in the volcano was as hot as hell. They were describing the heat by analogy. Col. Blimp (when did he get a wife?) assumed that they had gone there instead of understanding their analogy. If anyone would have been considered stupid, it would have been Col. Blimp. Blimp heads by definition are considered stupid. You're making a reference to an obsolete term of the early 20th century, not one of the brighter things to do if you want people to understand what you're blabbering about. Is the colonel a relative of yours? You've left the place littered with your own confusion.
MARMALISE.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 9, 2019:
"Liverpudlian" sounds like an organ meat gone putrid.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 10, 2019:
@FrayedBear >few wants a whore other than for the immediate transaction? I fail to see how prostitution enters into the picture from my tales of down under unless you're among the "few." Considering you never mention any romantic entanglements, that could be a possibility. Additionally, you seem to be bitter toward the fair sex. It may be why you brought up the subject of prostitution. Oh yea, the famous Col. Blimp, his wife Edythe and the claim of universal laughter. Here's an example of Col. Blimp's humor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcZ6fnRLDLU Originally Col. Blimp was a series of cartoons which they made into a film in 1943. The cartoons satirized blimp headed dense military members who insisted on holding onto outdated weaponry such as spurs on their boots for the horses and their civilian counterparts. In other words, not only did Col. Blimp not exist it was short hand for the stupid.
MARMALISE.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 9, 2019:
"Liverpudlian" sounds like an organ meat gone putrid.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 10, 2019:
@FrayedBear >I still do not understand your pudding The meme I added features Bill Cosby holding a bottle of pills known for being used in date rape. Bill, who used to sell Jello pudding in TV commercials, was convicted of date rape after using those pills on several women. QED, he gave them **such** a pudding. If I have to explain a joke, they're not going to laugh. >If you Yanks can't be nice to each other . . . One of the stereotypes the rest of the rest of the world has about American is we're overly friendly and way too chatty. Even as a child I'd read how Americans abroad were seen as a big friendly dog in a drawing room going from person to person, demanding unwanted attention. Once traveling in Holland and France, I caught myself on buses and trolleys trying to strike up conversations with otherwise silent passengers. Because of that American characteristic of being too friendly, I was almost adopted by a group of Aussie bikers in Sydney. I could have seen the outback from the back of a motorcycle. Aussie women were strangely attracted to me, dumping their boyfriends in my wake. One stereotype I'd heard about Aussies is they are indifferent to women calling most of them "Shelia." Where you get your stereotypes, I wouldn't know. BTW, we steal your women but we don't keep them. Is that what annoys you about us? It's something we can't help.
G'Day all D Day 4/11/19 as in 4th November. Now eligable to join the throng Happy days :D
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 10, 2019:
## Planning to wear your level eight free t-shirt out on the town? The temporary spouse, Petunia, hid mine successfully for six months. Anyway, welcome to the sprawling crowd of unrepentant sinners and scallywags.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 10, 2019:
@powder Allow three to nine years for delivery.πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Seriously, I spent a two or three months of repeatedly posting that my t-shirt hadn't arrived before one of the unnamed administrators (Snooty Toot of 311 Snappy Dale Avenue, New Jersey) sent me a private message they'd mailed it. Three weeks later, it arrived. I haven't had much luck mailing stuff to Queensland. When it would arrive, it was up to three to six months later. My theory is when overseas mail leaves the states, they put it in a paddle powered canoe with a grandmother at the helm. πŸš£β€β™€οΈ You've heard of the slow boat from China?⛴️ It shot down a previous theory of mine international mail arrives on an airplane. It takes an awe inspiring time to get mail to leave the states.
MARMALISE.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 9, 2019:
"Liverpudlian" sounds like an organ meat gone putrid.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 10, 2019:
@FrayedBear >vernacular world wide for "American". Having never heard of it before, I tried plugging it into a Google search and didn't come up with anything relating to Aussie slang. Sounds like regional slang rather than internationally recognized. Here in Dixie we contend "Yankee" doesn't apply to us. For us that's a term used for those in the US who don't live in Dixie. Dam Yankee means one who moved to Dixie and isn't planning to leave. Often the dam Yankees live in expensive gated communities here in Dixie. We wildly over charge them for the real estate. There is the American slang term for pudding you may not be aware of.
Put up the Christmas tree Sunday.
SukiSue comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Particularly the Siamese bastards.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@mcgeo52 We put up an old plastic tree instead of a live one. We've got two **more** plastic trees in the storage building. The eight foot tall one didn't go up this year. Instead the meter and a half tall one went up. We have three more boxes of decorations that are going back in the shed. For the last couple of years we haven't put up any Christmas decorations. Petunia has seen what previous cats have done to Christmas trees I've helped her put up but she feels duty bound to put one up anyway. Every year I've taken her aside and said "I'm not a Christian. Presents? What you mean I have to buy presents? It's the same to me as Diwali is to you . . . . What, you're not a Hindu? Why don't you celebrate Diwali then? You see a pattern here?" It never works. Same story as her listening to the Cat Doctor. Minor deal: **so far** Percy, our tomcat, is ignoring the tree.
Jesus memes
bookofmorons comments on Dec 9, 2019:
yeah but you never hear that in church do you
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
Don't even hear it from televangelists. You'd think they'd know something about the subject.
MARMALISE.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 9, 2019:
"Liverpudlian" sounds like an organ meat gone putrid.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@FrayedBear Mr Seppo Kallio, Vice President of the European Economic and Social Committee, has yet to join the group. To me it sounds like pudding in the hood. 🌚
CONTRARIETY - opposition or inconsistency between two or more things, as: His actions evoked in her...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 8, 2019:
## There is the school of the contrarian investing: do exactly the opposite of what the crowd believes is going to happen.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@FrayedBear It's a thrill a minute.
You can't make this shit up.... [lifesitenews.com]
Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Blah, blah, blah is all I hear come out of his mouth anymore.......
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@DharmaBum50 > don't have to hear this shit. You get to read it instead or run across it on youtube. πŸ™€
Put up the Christmas tree Sunday.
SukiSue comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Particularly the Siamese bastards.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
I should film Percy, my mixed breed tomcat, when he's in rocket cat mode. In that phrase he becomes an unguided missile. He bounces off furniture and walls, sometimes off of Petunia. We watched a video by the Cat Doctor that advised us against putting up a tree, especially a live one. He gave some good reasons.
Put up the Christmas tree Sunday.
Spinliesel comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Tree 0; Petunia 1
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
There's a score card? The things I learn in here. πŸ‘»
Throw another elf on the fire. Watch that fucker burn.
EyesThatSmile comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Yay. Best place I have seen him yet.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
We'll be seeing too many elf on a shelf memes. That's why I posted all of mine on December 2nd.
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
Deb57 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
I was shallow enough to think looks mattered more than they do. Well they do tend to matter, but that seldom translates into a good thing. The more outwardly attractive a man is... or thinks he is... the more exploitative I have found them to be.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@Deb57 You've resorted to a diatribe of insulting flap doodle so you can call me a troll? Tell me again about your disgust with shallow people. Perhaps I'll figure out how you live with yourself.
MARMALISE.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 9, 2019:
"Liverpudlian" sounds like an organ meat gone putrid.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@Marionville 190 episodes of the show back in the 1960's. See:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAWPBuxEPEE
MARMALISE.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 9, 2019:
"Liverpudlian" sounds like an organ meat gone putrid.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@Marionville My accent sound like Gomer Pyle, USMC.
I smiled. I won’t be going in.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 8, 2019:
## They welcome them as a pretense to tell them how bad they are.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@Bn4fE5 When I would get on different flavors of social media for the first time, I was baffled how many people had beaten me to using Wonder Wart Hog as a screen name. Therefore I'm number 99, no relation to getting smart (another old satire). Ever read Checkered Demon?
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
Deb57 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
I was shallow enough to think looks mattered more than they do. Well they do tend to matter, but that seldom translates into a good thing. The more outwardly attractive a man is... or thinks he is... the more exploitative I have found them to be.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@Deb57 My "assumptions" are based on too many reasons. Expecting other people to come up with their own reasons tends to be a disappointment. I want to see some hoop jumping already! Your reason is I'm not worthy once you brought it up. More hoops! More jumping! πŸ‡πŸ‡
CONTRARIETY - opposition or inconsistency between two or more things, as: His actions evoked in her...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 8, 2019:
## There is the school of the contrarian investing: do exactly the opposite of what the crowd believes is going to happen.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@FrayedBear I live in wonder and bewilderment. Other times I wonder if anyone knows what they're talking about because when I ask questions they start calling me names rather than give credible answers. Other times I'm bewildered why I didn't ask those questions in the first place. What's your excuse for sucking up my air?
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
Deb57 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
I was shallow enough to think looks mattered more than they do. Well they do tend to matter, but that seldom translates into a good thing. The more outwardly attractive a man is... or thinks he is... the more exploitative I have found them to be.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 8, 2019:
@Deb57 > I've decided that you're not worth the effort of sharing my Byzantine tales of hoop jumping to . . . It's more likely you haven't had a such a complex love life that hoop jumping has ever been required. Therefore there's nothing to be told and no imagination to make up a tale. When I asked how many shampoo bottles to a "few" you wouldn't answer that either. You're looking for a companions you can brow beat should they disagree with you or turn down your demands.
Don't drink and drive. You'll hit a bump and spill the whole darn thing." -- Dean Martin.
IamNobody comments on Nov 29, 2019:
Finally some good advice !!!!! πŸ‘πŸ»...... I mean, why would I want to spill my booze???? 😊😊
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 8, 2019:
@Diogenes Considering the high percentage of scientists who are atheists, hell ought to be air conditioned by now.
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
Deb57 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
I was shallow enough to think looks mattered more than they do. Well they do tend to matter, but that seldom translates into a good thing. The more outwardly attractive a man is... or thinks he is... the more exploitative I have found them to be.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 8, 2019:
@Deb57 >Your obsession with declaring war on personal grooming products has nothing to do with the OP . . . . New in these here parts stranger? Any decent topic drifts off topic eventually. It's the nature of conversation. I can always count on the petty to object to conversational drift with the cry: "You're off topic! Stop that [insert name calling as necessary]." Guess I'll never hear your Byzantine tales of hoop jumping to settle romantic entanglements. Take my cold black heart and stomp that sucker flat.
Good Morning Everyone! A little groggy-headed this morning.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 8, 2019:
## This morning it was the haul Christmas decorations out of the back yard shed and see how many rodents tried to eat them.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 8, 2019:
@sassygirl3869 In the past, Petunia would insist in storing our Christmas decoration in cardboard boxes. Cockroaches eat cardboard. After a round of that, we've thrown our money on plastic boxes and find rodent pills on the top of them. Of course, I have renew the rat poison periodically but sometimes they get ahead of me. Percy, my tomcat, refuses to go outside. He has never seen the inside of the shed. Previous cats had wild times inside that shed.
I smiled. I won’t be going in.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 8, 2019:
## They welcome them as a pretense to tell them how bad they are.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 8, 2019:
@lookinhard My humor is so dry, it's crisp and crackly baffling thousands in its wake.
um·bel·lif·er·ous (Ε­m′bΙ™-lΔ­f′Ι™r-Ι™s) adj.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 8, 2019:
## As a garderner, I've grown a few of those type plants but no luck with parsnips. Root crops are always a disappointment for me. Common fennel and dill weed comes in like gangbusters.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 8, 2019:
@t1nick You might want to try aloe next. Like cacti, you can ignore watering it for years and makes the ideal dim light house plant. Additionally you can find the sold ultra cheap at flea markets in the summer. Aloe comes in handy if you have a burn injury, including sun burn. Major catch: you have to buy a special potting soil.
Anybody?....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 8, 2019:
## Weight limit reached.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 8, 2019:
@Lizard_of_Ahaz If it had exceeded, it would fall down -- go boom!
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
Deb57 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
I was shallow enough to think looks mattered more than they do. Well they do tend to matter, but that seldom translates into a good thing. The more outwardly attractive a man is... or thinks he is... the more exploitative I have found them to be.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 8, 2019:
@Deb57 >How many can you toss into an empty laundry basket while you have your damn shower? No fair. I asked you how many to a "few." > Seems like a fairly inconsequential price to pay if that's the only inconvenience associated with the relationship. There is the sage advice of have at least a his and hers bathroom. This clears up more conflicts than I care to review. One gal thought she'd solved that conflict by putting a shower that could handle four people. >Goodness knows I've jumped through some far more complex hoops than that to keep peace. Do tell. Not kidding. I await for your Byzantine tales of hoop jumping to settle romantic entanglements to enlighten me. "Goodness" isn't talking today. πŸ΅πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š
The Prohibition Museum in Savanah, GA, is celebrating the 86th aniversary of the repeal of ...
DenoPenno comments on Dec 7, 2019:
I could hide there for a long time. :)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 8, 2019:
Long time? At least until her boyfriend found out.πŸ§˜β€β™€οΈ
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
Deb57 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
I was shallow enough to think looks mattered more than they do. Well they do tend to matter, but that seldom translates into a good thing. The more outwardly attractive a man is... or thinks he is... the more exploitative I have found them to be.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 7, 2019:
@Deb57 How many containers to a "few"?
When a guy asks you out for drinks, and you tell them you don't drink alcohol, so they retort with, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 7, 2019:
## I see two ways to go here. 1) Say "I don't like bars." If you want to crush his soul, start rattling off all the reasons: loud, smokey, full of drunks . . . . . and they put the juke box on blast. You might consider suggesting Starbucks instead. 2) When you get there, order a **virgin** ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 7, 2019:
@TheGreatShadow Not anymore.
Censorship saves the day again!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## The "star thing" is called an asterisk. It's *supposed to* stop children from using common vulgarities, which is one of the top first things childern learn. To avoid using vulgarities one often sees a series of symbols in lieu of letters. Vulgarities are what the largely uneducated use ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 7, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 The ignorant and vulgar are largely unaware the universe is laughing behind their back. They are a fluke in the universe. They have no right to be here.
Censorship saves the day again!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## The "star thing" is called an asterisk. It's *supposed to* stop children from using common vulgarities, which is one of the top first things childern learn. To avoid using vulgarities one often sees a series of symbols in lieu of letters. Vulgarities are what the largely uneducated use ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 7, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 > you sound judgemental and discriminatory . . . . Why, yes I am. I discriminate against ignorant and coarse people. If it pisses them off, so much the better. There's nothing that says I **have to like everyone.** I write it off if they think I **must** like everyone. Not that anyone should point out the worthless snits in this world. Just mention the characteristics and they'll wave their hands for you to find them in a crowd.
When a guy asks you out for drinks, and you tell them you don't drink alcohol, so they retort with, ...
Paracosm comments on Dec 6, 2019:
The location/drink isn't really the point. If he's dismissive of your opinions it's best to move along.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 7, 2019:
@EyesThatSmile I want my water from bottled in Pago Pago, the tropical island so nice they named it twice. The east side of the island, of course. That stuff they bottle on the west side -- eww, yucky ! πŸ₯€ To be truthful, I strain the hell out of my chlorine laced tap water, freeze it in bottles so I can drink ice melt on trips or I drink it straight from the pitcher. I used to have a friend down in Pensacola who didn't drink but hung out in bars because that was where he had friends who would introduce him to new people. He always ordered a coke in a glass with ice. It made the unattentive think he was having an alcoholic drink with them. Here in gringo land, you get free refills on soda pop as long as they have a soda fountain.
Ok, I flirted with a married coworker and we both went too far with the flirting.
mischl comments on Dec 6, 2019:
Don't take advice from me. I've never had any luck with monogamy. If I and someone else had a strong (and I mean really strong) passion for each other, the best way to get over it is a brief fling. Then get over it.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 7, 2019:
@mischl My first wife (RIP) offered to pick them out for me. "No telling what you'd drag home," she explained.
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
zesty comments on Dec 5, 2019:
The older I get the less I care about intellect. I'm intelligent enough for both of us. I just need a great, hard one from guys. Multiple times!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 7, 2019:
> I just need a great, hard one from guys. The porno director stole your memories for the time the football team showed up.
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
Deb57 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
I was shallow enough to think looks mattered more than they do. Well they do tend to matter, but that seldom translates into a good thing. The more outwardly attractive a man is... or thinks he is... the more exploitative I have found them to be.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 7, 2019:
@Deb57 >Beauty takes work for most people. They go overboard to keep from being stinky.
Censorship saves the day again!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## The "star thing" is called an asterisk. It's *supposed to* stop children from using common vulgarities, which is one of the top first things childern learn. To avoid using vulgarities one often sees a series of symbols in lieu of letters. Vulgarities are what the largely uneducated use ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 7, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 >don't like profanity, move on, simple Don't like criticism of stupidity and profanity? Move on. Don't act like you value my opinion because I'm making too much sense.
sometimes I have to fight hard not to post some REALLY offensive shit.
SenorRotten comments on Dec 6, 2019:
I'll admit, I keep a rather extensive file of memes and weird shit I find on the web. Some it is certain to offend someone. I have to question almost every post I make here just to be sure I don't post something really inappropriate (heheh).
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
I've got plenty of those I can't post. The most shrill reactions are memes that stereotype racial, ethnic groups and women. They'll all go nuts if I post Micheal Obama as a monkey woman. That hits all three. I know better than post anything that includes twisted graphic sex i.e. My Little Pony with a 5th grade school girl.
Censorship saves the day again!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## The "star thing" is called an asterisk. It's *supposed to* stop children from using common vulgarities, which is one of the top first things childern learn. To avoid using vulgarities one often sees a series of symbols in lieu of letters. Vulgarities are what the largely uneducated use ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
@SenorRotten I'll be popping open a 11% porter this evening and **then** I'll lighten up. BTW, down at the craft beer bar they refer to a 11% porter as a "low gravity dark beer." After a couple of those, I'm mellow. I got enough to share. Shall I be expecting you?
Have had this kicking around in my humor folder for a while.
BDair comments on Dec 6, 2019:
They'll eat well for a week.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
Squirrel isn't suitable for lasagna. Like rabbit, it's a tough white meat. It should be cooked the same way as coq au vin which uses a tough old roster.
Photo Bombing my Daughter on her Engagement Announcement Day.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
## Tip the justice of the peace generously. Petunia's dad handed her $500 and said "That ought to handle it." We had a church wedding and she MADE money off the deal. After that, she started making plans for renewal of our vows. I told her next time I want a voodoo priestess to preside. Are ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
@John-Paul With the Trump factor, are you sure they wouldn't be happier living abroad?😏🐘
Ok, I flirted with a married coworker and we both went too far with the flirting.
St-Sinner comments on Dec 6, 2019:
He does not want his wife to know... :)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
@Cabsmom While I replying to people on the computer, Petunia looks my shoulder just to be sure I'm not planning something with a horny woman. I would expect the same thing for those caught up into using the phone to do a lot of texting. When she zeros out the battery on her cell phone, it's common for her to use my cell phone. All that being said, men who **want** only sex and don't want the wife to know, hire a hooker.
Ok, I flirted with a married coworker and we both went too far with the flirting.
mischl comments on Dec 6, 2019:
Don't take advice from me. I've never had any luck with monogamy. If I and someone else had a strong (and I mean really strong) passion for each other, the best way to get over it is a brief fling. Then get over it.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
>the best way to get over it is a brief fling. I've had my share of the affair that would not die. Had a wonderful time. That being said, it is something I wouldn't do as a married man. To do that, I'd need the spouse's consent and she runs them off with a broom. However, there are women that are grateful he's getting from somebody else. Overall, one can't have an affair without the spouse figuring it out. After that one should listen to Ann Lander's advice "Are you better with or without them?"
I've been saving this meme for today.
mischl comments on Dec 6, 2019:
TGIFF!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
I'm feeling divine. You're welcome.
JURISPRUDENCE.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## It's a shade more complex than that, although you're in the ballpark. *Jurisprudence has many aspects, with four types being the most common. The most prevalent form of jurisprudence is that it seeks to analyze, explain, classify, and criticize entire bodies of law, ranging from contract to ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
@Marionville >I wasn’t writing a treatise on the subject,... You got a bad case of chiggers.😏 I shamelessly leave a trail of broken short attention spans in my wake, laughing fiendishly as I go. It's what I do. Petunia calls me a "mean old man." In the middle of the 20th century it was possible to have a long distance phone call and get a bill the size of a house payment. To dodge those kind of bills, members of my family would exchange chatty ten page letters. Among my fellow cohorts, we have stop using the cell phone when the cell phone battery starts to die. I come from a verbose group. It's a family tradition.
Don't drink and drive. You'll hit a bump and spill the whole darn thing." -- Dean Martin.
IamNobody comments on Nov 29, 2019:
Finally some good advice !!!!! πŸ‘πŸ»...... I mean, why would I want to spill my booze???? 😊😊
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
@Diogenes All the interesting people are in Hell.
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
Deb57 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
I was shallow enough to think looks mattered more than they do. Well they do tend to matter, but that seldom translates into a good thing. The more outwardly attractive a man is... or thinks he is... the more exploitative I have found them to be.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
Yea, I have that complaint for the fair gender. Fashion models line their showers with so many beauty products it's hard to turn around without knocking bottles on the floor. Sharing the shower with her is impossible.
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
slydr68 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
Lust dominated early life...now companionship is the goal...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
Ah, youth. You should tell us more about it in titillating detail.
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
Cabsmom comments on Dec 5, 2019:
It's changed a little. I'm somewhat picky in some ways. I want chemistry. It doesn't mean fireworks have to go off with the first kiss. I want a connection emotionally, intellectually and sexually. I'm not asking for a perfect body. I find imperfect bodies sexier anyway. I'm not asking ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
@Cabsmom You'd complain about frequent wash cycles from the dirty sheets and towels.
I think the same way, probably cheaper too! Lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
## Every morning I fire up my espresso machine to make a eight ounces of espresso for my (predictably) eight ounce coffee mug. Lately, I've been mixing it with hot chocolate. Not all that far from what they're ordering. So if you've been wondering why I type so much . . . .
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 If I mix it with bourbon instead (the weekend treat) I get that delightful wide awake drunk look in my eyes.
IMPRECATION.
FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2019:
Using them all the time at the moment against the Uniting Church.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 6, 2019:
@Marionville It should have been an invitation. He's in dire need of a love life. Ah, those are the breaks for a fuzzy bear. We should introduce him to the Children of God church. They believe in sending out their most nubile teenagers out to the heathens for a practice called "hooking for Jesus." They operate under the almost practical assumption of hump the heathens and they'll see the light. Then he'd really have something to complain about. Not that he can't find things to complain about on his own but it'd be a lot more interesting complaints than the norm. Now for something totally unrelated:
A question for older people: how has what you find attractive changed from when you were younger?
Cabsmom comments on Dec 5, 2019:
It's changed a little. I'm somewhat picky in some ways. I want chemistry. It doesn't mean fireworks have to go off with the first kiss. I want a connection emotionally, intellectually and sexually. I'm not asking for a perfect body. I find imperfect bodies sexier anyway. I'm not asking ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 5, 2019:
> I'm not asking for porn star sexual performance. Guess you'll have to take me off your list. 😏
IMPRECATION.
FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2019:
Using them all the time at the moment against the Uniting Church.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 5, 2019:
@Marionville >Doesn’t sound like there’s much chance of any kissing in this case! D. Bear was speaking of an Aussie church, not about kissing **you.**
Photo Bombing my Daughter on her Engagement Announcement Day.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
## Tip the justice of the peace generously. Petunia's dad handed her $500 and said "That ought to handle it." We had a church wedding and she MADE money off the deal. After that, she started making plans for renewal of our vows. I told her next time I want a voodoo priestess to preside. Are ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 5, 2019:
@Haemish1 It's still a thing but it isn't a significant tax until both couples are childless and making six figures each. It starts to kick in when both of you are making $50,000 each. Once the two of you are making a quarter of a million each, you'll be hiring a tax attorney to dodge taxes. For too many details see: https://www.financialsamurai.com/at-what-income-level-does-the-marriage-penalty-tax-kick-in/
A reporter asked Pelosi if she hated Trump.
TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 5, 2019:
She is pushing to get his ass out ASAP. But she is praying for him...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 5, 2019:
Is that prayer "Save me Jesus, run him over with a train"?
Maybe I could be bothered to decorate one if I thought of it like this.
MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
Love Dethklock!!! I agree about the tree's, stupid tradition! Never liked cutting down tree's just to decorate and watch it die.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 5, 2019:
@OldMetalHead Every year (since 2004) we get at least one of the three fake trees out of storage building and check it for mouse turds. In 2003, someone cut off a large branch of a Douglas fur and threw it in a ditch. I put it in the truck and told new spouse "We got a Christmas tree!" Never told her where it came from.
IMPRECATION.
FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2019:
Using them all the time at the moment against the Uniting Church.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 5, 2019:
@Marionville It's just the same old story: a fight for love and glory. A sigh is just a sigh, a kiss is just a kiss, *as time goes by.*
I've had that look on my face....
UUNJ comments on Dec 4, 2019:
That perpetuates the trope of nagging women and innocent men. Truth is, it doesn’t take much brainpower to figure out why someone is angry, and if you’re confused, just ask.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 5, 2019:
@UUNJ To get to the Super Walmart knee high rubber boot section I got to get past the lacy scanty panty section for eight year olds.
I've had that look on my face....
UUNJ comments on Dec 4, 2019:
That perpetuates the trope of nagging women and innocent men. Truth is, it doesn’t take much brainpower to figure out why someone is angry, and if you’re confused, just ask.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 5, 2019:
@UUNJ >I hated clothes shopping with my husband for that reason. I've notice women don't want to join me in the department store once I say "You know, I need a dress shirt." No matter where a gal goes in a department store we absolutely **must** go by the scanty panties. One guy assured me it's how they lay out the store because it's such an impulse buy.
Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:
Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@Lizard_of_Ahaz >Stupid justifac5t6ion Did you have an attack of pudgy paws or irony?
GHILLIE (or GILLIE).
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
## Beginning to think Scots don't speak English.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@Marionville ...and that’s all that counts! The one with the chiggers, of course.
How is everyone doing tonight?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 4, 2019:
## The first year my first wife got her divorce, she married three more guys, rapidly followed by three more divorces. Number four stayed with her for five years before she died in a suspicious house fire. Her last husband tried to get her to sell me an Amway dealership while breathing down her ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@indelible I'm looking for a trade in.
I've had that look on my face....
UUNJ comments on Dec 4, 2019:
That perpetuates the trope of nagging women and innocent men. Truth is, it doesn’t take much brainpower to figure out why someone is angry, and if you’re confused, just ask.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
>if you’re confused, just ask. I stay confused. Petunia often walks in after work spitting fire at me and later says it was because she'd had a bad day. I've even had her chew me out because I sat in the car while she went into a department store to buy herself clothing. Guys don't want to hang out in the women's clothing department. It's common to find the "husband bench" at the edge of the store. Why do I need to go inside and argue purple isn't her color? She'll ignore me and get what she wants. I keep chocolate at the ready for altering her mood.
I've just been notified that my tired, old ass has been accepted into grad school.
silverotter11 comments on Dec 4, 2019:
CongraTs!! Doesn't matter, once school starts you're gonna need to stay sharp!! :)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@ProudMerrie Figure you're on par with Hemingway?πŸ€£πŸ˜‡ BTW, Hemmingway never attended college. At 17 he started working for a newspaper.
Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:
Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@Lizard_of_Ahaz >Considering that fort was US property and a part of the country The fort wasn't part of the Confederate States of America (CSA) once South Carolina left the union. At that point, the fort was part of *some other country.* It would be just like claiming if Iraq occupied Ellis Island, attacking Ellis Island and bombing it off the map for taking aim at US ships entering the harbor would be illegal property damage to Iraq. >The rest of the US would be far better off without their constant stupidity.... The US would lose most of their rocket scientists. When the astronauts had problems, they didn't say "San Diego, we got a problem." Think Houston instead, which once was in the CSA. The rockets made for the US space program come out of Huntsville, Alabama (CSA) and launched in Florida (CSA). Down the street from me, Boeing Aircraft is hiring all the dumb little aircraft mechanics. >.... Treason, arrogance, and utter foolishness.... That's what the Brits said during the American revolution. Back then the Brits thought of Americans as stupid, clod hopping, back wood hicks. If you look into it, *Yankee Doodle Dandy* was an insult aimed at the colonists by the Brits. "It’s not just any insult, either. With β€œYankee Doodle,” the Redcoats were delivering the most puerile, schoolyard insult in the schoolyard insult book. They were suggesting that American soldiers were gay. Gay and bumbling, actually." Source: "https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/01/sunday-review/that-diss-song-known-as-yankee-doodle.html"
Trump is warning Trudeau that he should be buying more toys from Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Raytheon ...
Wangobango3 comments on Dec 4, 2019:
NATO is obsolete. Canada needs Coast Guard vessels, rapid response oil spill cleanup capacity and Fisheries Enforcement capacity. We don't need more War toys.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
>NATO is obsolete. Not so fast. NATO is a group of US allies operating under the premise of an attack on one member, is an attack on all. Originally the assumption was the Evil Empire would attack. However this now includes attacks by the countries in the Middle East attacking Europe or the US. Bang for the buck, it's been very attractive for the US. Your assumption is nobody would ever attack Canada, which is also a member of NATO. >We don't need more War toys. Canada needs to paint their coast guard vessels (rated as a "war toy") painted pink so people don't think they're about to be counter attacked. "What's with the pink boat, Actar?"πŸ€£πŸ˜‡
How is everyone doing tonight?
Pompey comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Ex or not? Life is tricky, especially as a social person, when you're on your own - if that's your mind set. Tough at first, I'm sure that you'll be able to power through and then find your equilibrium. Once you're there, then life really opens up for you, IMHO, because you're unfettered and ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@indelible That'll get you out of the house. Once you start meeting **new** people you're more likely to find romance than sitting home doing the wash.
Just a FYI
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:
## That's magnificent fucker to you, you sniveling snit, you worthless twit eating shit.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 Prostitution involves sexual involvement. One may hire a house cleaner of either gender to work in any stage of undress. Last time I checked on hiring a maid it was $35 an hour, two hour minimum. Most people who hire one to come in twice a week. The last time a street hooker approached me it was $20. A maid makes better money. Frankly I would like to hire one of my favorite authors, David Sedaris, as a maid. He's a gay guy that has such a compulsion to clean that prior to his literary success he worked as a maid and now spends his spare time cleaning up highways. He's happily married to **such** a stud bunny.
Fashionable or no?
MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Nice tits! Lol
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 I mislead you. I'm an elbow man who prefers the company of the well educated woman. My longest affair was with a crazy flat chested woman. I would prefer the ones with the strong back. Women always get around to asking me to move their furniture. If she can pick up the other end of that sofa bed . . . . πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈπŸ€‘
The Prohibition Museum in Savanah, GA, is celebrating the 86th aniversary of the repeal of ...
HippieChick58 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
The idea of Savannah in December is appealing, it should be warmer than Omaha. However, the reality of Savannah is it's in Georgia and south of the Mason Dixon and the heart of the BuyBull belt. And I'd have to fly to get there. NOPE, but thanks for letting us know.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@HippieChick58 >I'm certain we didn't visit any bars, kids and ex were with me. The place is lousy with family friendly historical sites and art museums. We signed up for a two day, hop on, hop off, tour bus and went by places they filmed Forrest Gump, sites mentioned in the *Garden of Good and Evil* including the "garden" (it's a grave yard with a rich history) as well as inexpensive tours of historic homes and gardens. Once you're off the bus, another one comes along in 15 minutes so you can hop back on to see the rest of the tour. They also have Clydesdale drawn carriage tours of the downtown area and rickshaws. I think their Spanish moss shaded walking tours of about 38 parks is terribly romantic. Lots of fountains on route to the tykes in. Just 20 minutes outside of town, there's a boat tour that promises you'll see pods of dolphins or your money back. Another 15 minutes you can hit Tybee Island. Hit the the beach, visit the Fort Screven which has 19th-century concrete gun batteries and the Tybee Island Light Station and Museum.light house.
How is everyone doing tonight?
Pompey comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Ex or not? Life is tricky, especially as a social person, when you're on your own - if that's your mind set. Tough at first, I'm sure that you'll be able to power through and then find your equilibrium. Once you're there, then life really opens up for you, IMHO, because you're unfettered and ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@Pompey > I need a change. Join groups that physically meet. Bowling leagues, quilting bees, book clubs, fund raising groups and political rabble groups. Sit in at court trials, go to any **free** lectures or classes. Audit a college class on **anything.**
How is everyone doing tonight?
HippieChick58 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
So, you have a carton of milk in the fridge. You take it out and give a sniff and it is beyond drinking. Do you put it back in the fridge, or do you dump it. Yeah, milk is good, but sour milk is beyond redemption. Your ex was likely good for a time, but by now I am sure he is beyond redemption. ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
>sour milk is beyond redemption. Isn't that what they make into yogurt? Ah's forget.
Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:
Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@Lizard_of_Ahaz >Actually the aggression was on the part of the South who fired the first shots.. That's because the North insisted on keeping an island fort to guard the harbor that could shoot at southern warships and was supplied by the north. Imagine the reaction the US would have today if Ellis Island had an Iraqi fort on it with Iraqi warships supplying it. Reasonably, you would expect the US to level the Iraqi fort on Ellis Island. >And no the cotton market never came back to a sustainable level for the Southern economy. Cotton came back so well that most of the cotton mills in the US were in Dixie, many powered by water wheels. Today most cotton mills are overseas because of cheaper labor. Some mills are still around near me. Go ahead. Name a cotton mill in California or Michigan. I've been wrong before. >Share cropping and lack of slaves hit the South hard along with the carpet baggers who profiteered off what had been the richest of the plantation owners. Share cropping was the **new** slavery. Plantation owners got such a large cut of the crop the largely black sharecroppers lived hand to mouth existence. Additionally, plantation owners acted as the bank to provide supplies required to the sharecroppers that they were expected to pay back at the end of the year, often keeping double books to over charge them at the end of the year. If the sharecropper knew what he owed and paid it in full, he could expect to hear "Let me look over these books again. I got some re-checking to do." Land remained cheap and once a sharecropper got ahead of the game, they bought their own land and started their own farm. It's the major reason sharecropping in the south has largely died out. >With the volume down England and France the two largest markets for Southern cotton turned to other sources They didn't. Your source says the southern smugglers were so successful that: > > Notably, they [the British] also re-exported materials from the South to the North, because the Union also struggled from being cut off from direct trade with the Confederacy. Also, according to your source, most of the wealth Brits made off the war was in cotton speculation. >>. . . . as a result of the war, cotton speculation and brokerage, rather than trade in cotton itself, became immensely profitable for a number of merchants. Your source doesn't mention anything about the price of cotton seed. Most gardeners agree growing any crop produces far more seeds than they can possibly use. Ever clean out a pumpkin? Same story for growing cotton.
The Prohibition Museum in Savanah, GA, is celebrating the 86th aniversary of the repeal of ...
Janus819 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Too far of a drive for me. I guess I'll wait until modern Prohibition is repealed lol
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 4, 2019:
@Jnutter819 Marijuana is a more popular drug than opium and other illegal drugs. Therefore one can find less drug war funds for unpopular drugs such as peyote and heroin. Gangs can raise their funds with or without drugs. They will engage in whatever criminal activity that will allow them to live large quickly. The legalization of marijuana in Mexico didn't slow down their gang violence one bit. Gun violence is largely domestic. You always blow off the head of the one you love. Toddlers enjoy finding their parent(s) loaded gun and blowing their own head off or that of their younger siblings. Most people who get killed by gun fire know who pulled the trigger.
Just wandering through
rsb97080 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
I’d love to eat her.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
Care for a chorus of "Yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy"?
GHILLIE (or GILLIE).
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
## Beginning to think Scots don't speak English.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@Marionville One night on a talk show hosted by Scottish ex-pat Greg Fergonson, they showed a video of a pair of Scotsmen who had gotten into voice recognition elevator. Elevator wasn't going anywhere. They were screaming, yelling, jumping up and down . . . . until someone else got on the elevator and could make coherent commands. Greg says sometimes the Scottish accent and word choice of the highlands gets so thick he's got no idea what his countrymen are talking about. Enter my invalid theory they don't speak English in Scotland. Well, **some of them** do for sure.
The Prohibition Museum in Savanah, GA, is celebrating the 86th aniversary of the repeal of ...
Janus819 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Too far of a drive for me. I guess I'll wait until modern Prohibition is repealed lol
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
Modern prohibition is marijuana in most US states. If it wasn't for the snow drifts, I'd be Canadian.
Oh baby, what are you wearing? It smells wonderful!
silverotter11 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
That's either a great come hither look or I'm totally screwed (think Pulp Fiction).
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Ergo Kermit's fondness for Ms. Piggy.
Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:
Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Blockade running was fairly common during both the Civil and Revolutionary wars. The cotton market came back after the war of northern aggression. What didn't come back is the rice market in the swamp lands of the Carolina's. The work was so brutal and disease was so common, only slaves could do it. Rice patties couldn't be worked by either machinery or draft animals. Prior to the war, they exported long grain rice to China that was considered the standard of excellence. Today if you **want** to buy rice grown in Carolina, it'll cost you about $10 a pound. Slave labor isn't available to keep the price down. There are some people who will work in the rice patties here but they want to be paid for the amount of labor it takes to grow it. Prior to the Civil War there were two major driving economic forces: cheap land, cheap labor. Overall a destruction of Dixie's infrastructure combined with the elimination of super cheap labor (slaves) was the fatal blow for most of a century. Today the comeback includes stealing the jobs of rust belt of the north, largely because they're anti-union in Dixie. That's the basis of the old motto "Save your confederate money; the South shall **rise again.**"
Just a FYI
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:
## That's magnificent fucker to you, you sniveling snit, you worthless twit eating shit.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 Sounds like $35 an hour to me.
Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:
Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Cotton wasn't a major thing in the Dixie until a cotton gin could remove the burrs from the cotton. People outside Dixie thought they'd invented the fluffy Martini. πŸ₯΄
Fashionable or no?
MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Nice tits! Lol
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 Buxom women have tales to tell on that subject. They used to drag me into Victoria's Secret for the expensive, better built bras with the extra support. My previous truck had extra padding on the passenger side seat belts just for them.
Holy Shit! I just shoveled out my car for the first time in 8 years! I'm wiped out! One of my new ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:
## Folks in Dixie do our best not to laugh.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@CarolinaGirl60 In the Great White North, they're mystified how Atlanta, Georgia, can grind to a halt over one inch of snow. Three snowflakes and there's also a run at liquor store. People start buying cases of smokes and beer.
Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:
Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Hand picking cotton is a painful experience. You have to let the cotton pickers do the cotton picking. People come out of cotton fields, looking at their hands saying "Dam! We need a machine." This is where I digress into explaining white privilege and its effect on black farmers. Well, I would if it wasn't for those who scream it's not a thing.
GHILLIE (or GILLIE).
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
## Beginning to think Scots don't speak English.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@Marionville Among the lowly educated gringos, sprinkle the word "fuck" or "fucking" and it becomes gringo English. Turn verbs into nouns and it evolves into Ebonics. Got a feeling Irish customs don't allow Ebonics in the country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duof1hVFeuI
The Prohibition Museum in Savanah, GA, is celebrating the 86th aniversary of the repeal of ...
RoyMillar comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Enjoy who ever goes,bit far to travel for me,,but would be interesting to see
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
You could have your own celebration of running Scotch whiskey to the US.
The Prohibition Museum in Savanah, GA, is celebrating the 86th aniversary of the repeal of ...
BudFrank comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Savannah’s a nice city actually. Should be an interesting celebration.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
It's often referred to as the most haunted city in America. It has a long history of disturbed graves. Many come to see all the sights mentioned in the *Garden of Good and Evil.* For pub crawls their river walk is second only to Bourbon Street. The river walk draws primarily the college crowd and Petunia popping in and out of their gift shops. After a point, while she was weaving in and out of shops, I said "I'm going down the block to Wet Willie's slushie bar. Meet you there." When she got to Wet Willie's I was was flanked by two college coeds. We were having a lively conversation and swapping jokes. "Oh," I said, "There's the wife." They scattered like cockroaches. She has that effect on young comely women. Wives tend to hunt down fun and kill it. Like New York City, the primary problem is finding a place to park the car. For three days, our car didn't leave the motel parking lot. They have a free historical bus tour that goes all over downtown Savannah. Petunia reserved us a room at a 1950's theme motel across the street from the bus stop. Every morning they gave us a moon pie and a Royal Crown cola.
GHILLIE (or GILLIE).
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
## Beginning to think Scots don't speak English.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@Marionville > ..but the English language has borrowed from everywhere and everyone.... It's called creole. In the bayous of southern Louisiana, the Cajuns speak a mix of both English and French. Neither English speakers or Frenchmen have the slightest idea of what the Cajuns are saying. The French "borrowed" the "hot dog" from the Americans. Doesn't mean they're speaking English.
The Prohibition Museum in Savanah, GA, is celebrating the 86th aniversary of the repeal of ...
HippieChick58 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
The idea of Savannah in December is appealing, it should be warmer than Omaha. However, the reality of Savannah is it's in Georgia and south of the Mason Dixon and the heart of the BuyBull belt. And I'd have to fly to get there. NOPE, but thanks for letting us know.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
Have you ever been approached by the Jesus freaks in Savannah or in a bars? Ever been to Savannah?
The Prohibition Museum in Savanah, GA, is celebrating the 86th aniversary of the repeal of ...
bobwjr comments on Dec 3, 2019:
LMAO
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
I'm on their mailing list. How I got there, I don't know.
Just a FYI
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:
## That's magnificent fucker to you, you sniveling snit, you worthless twit eating shit.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 They summon the French maid for the chore.
Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:
Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....
WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 April is cotton picking month.

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