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WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

## "Culturally Jewish" is at the top of the list of things that mystifies me. I might be better off not asking. The answer(s) might even be **more** confusing. Right now the weekend plans are vague. Maybe go to the mountains. We got enough mountains to head for but we haven't picked out one ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@brainyactress I do that because I married a fundamentalist Christian. For some reason I won't ask her about, we have a menorah.

Best of the Marx brothers.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Who remembers Zeppo?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose There's also Gummo Marx. He never made it into the movies.

What has been our greatest leap Star Trek style not much had been talked about since the space ...

indirect76 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Fusion creeping closer to viability, CRISPR, quantum computers...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@indirect76 It's likely we will stick with whatever is the least expensive way to make electricity. Nukes aren't it.

Samantha Bee from The Guardian Thurs 8 Aug 2019 IT'S THE GUNS, STUPID.

TheDoubter comments on Aug 9, 2019:

it's the idiotic trump supporters

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@freeofgod I got to sharpen my swords. I'm a rotten shot so I don't own guns. Petunia promised if I got a gun, she'd get pissed at me and shoot me.

mISHMASH OF trump!

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Yes, this is the problem with trump supporters. They are to ignorant to see what a lying psycho trump is.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

Don't know. If you have no clue what you're talking about, is it lying?

Good Morning Everyone! Its a nice day in the neighborhood.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

## "Culturally Jewish" is at the top of the list of things that mystifies me. I might be better off not asking. The answer(s) might even be **more** confusing. Right now the weekend plans are vague. Maybe go to the mountains. We got enough mountains to head for but we haven't picked out one ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 When I was half way through boot camp, I went to temple just for the potato pancakes during the high holy days. Promise me good eats and I'll go almost anywhere. Sadly, there's no delis around here. I can't get any kosher meats.

Natation - an act or the skill of swimming.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I'll be sure to mention to Petunia we have swum in natatoriums. Imagine her shock and wonder. Then she'll ask if I got into the wine we're saving for this evening.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse The birthday party wasn't that much fun. It was a covered dish party with them sucking all my cole slaw down. I used a whole cabbage and Petunia kept bragging about it. If cole slaw is the best thing they got . . . .

What has been our greatest leap Star Trek style not much had been talked about since the space ...

indirect76 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Fusion creeping closer to viability, CRISPR, quantum computers...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@indirect76 It's unlike you'll hear it in the states. There are too many restrictions and it costs less to produce electricity with alternative energy.

Is this considered porn? I mean, we can clearly see his little pecker. ;)

Haemish1 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I’m not sure if it’s porn or not, but it’s definitely wrong! What the hell is that thing with the little pecker on it?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

It's a duckie! It's painted on his pecker. Painting on my pecker is one of my unmet bucket items.

Homemade Meme

BestWithoutGods comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Please don't encourage the 🤢 neo-confederates 🤮.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods In my high school they didn't the review the autobiography of Fredrick Douglas or slave literature. It might have been in the library but I didn't know about it. Their history of the construction era was about the horrors of former slaves getting in the state legislature, not Jim Crow laws. Welcome to mythological heritage with students who weren't eager to do outside reading and confront their teachers. The basic gig about public school is teaching the view the local parents can endorse, i.e. happy slavery. When HS grads get out in the real world discover **most** the blacks they rub elbows with aren't like they were they were told about.

Natation - an act or the skill of swimming.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I'll be sure to mention to Petunia we have swum in natatoriums. Imagine her shock and wonder. Then she'll ask if I got into the wine we're saving for this evening.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse I want to go to Looking Glass Falls in the North Carolina mountains. At higher elevations the temperatures are lower. If it wasn't for a last minute birthday party with Petunia's large extended family, last weekend we would have run off to Mt. Micheal, NC, where the high was going to be 69f (21c).

Good Morning Everyone! Its a nice day in the neighborhood.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

## "Culturally Jewish" is at the top of the list of things that mystifies me. I might be better off not asking. The answer(s) might even be **more** confusing. Right now the weekend plans are vague. Maybe go to the mountains. We got enough mountains to head for but we haven't picked out one ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 When I go camping, Petunia insists on a campfire. However, she doesn't want me to burn my yard wastes in a bonfire for fear it'll get out of control. You render chicken fat instead of saving bacon fat? I prefer olive oil over either. Vegetable oil will do.

[motherjones.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 9, 2019:

And denier nation is out in full force. Anyone note the lack of ice in Alaska? The U.S. is so fucked. Asshole evangelical hypocrites need to be crushed.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

>Anyone note the lack of ice in Alaska? Although glaciers are receding, it's a long way from "ice free." Glacier Bay still has a massive ice sheet falling into the bay. Being that said, turn your attention to the Glacier National Park which has lost most of their glaciers.

Read my new column.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Uncle Ernie needs to use more detailed hyperlinks, instead of citing an on line magazine by way of a URL (universal resource locator). If some poor suffering soul taught him that, we could click and go directly to his rant.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@uncle-ernie I'm not sure that the whole column would go in here, that just a third. When I'd run into the FB 5,000 word limit, I'd break it up in segments so I could bore everybody. The column wanders off into other topics, so I put up the relevant parts. I interpret it as a local national guard of the 18th century. It was for local communities to defend themselves foreign invaders, Native Americans attacking remote villages and any riot that might happen to break out. Without a local defense, by the time the US Army got notified to save a remote town the show could be over. When the 2nd amendment was written, they didn't even have a telegraph to call in the Army. Ergo my theory now we have electronics, we could eliminate the the 2nd amendment. With the gun lobby, no way that will happen. >C'est la vie! It's not about life. It's a stab at getting free advertising for your publication.

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BestWithoutGods comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Please don't encourage the 🤢 neo-confederates 🤮.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods I often see people flying confederate flags from their homes and pickup trucks. I call it mythological heritage. Poor ignorant white people in Dixie want to think they were descended from the wealthy intellectual class that sipped juleps on the veranda and the slaves were so happy to be outside of Africa they sang in the fields all the live long day. Shall we roll our eyes in unison? For most free people in pre-civil war Dixie, it was a hand to mouth existence on subsistence farms where death from mosquito born disease and starvation were real. I have to say "free" because there were well off blacks and Native Americans who owned slaves. Got any poor ignorant white people in Tennessee who believe in mythology? If you haven't **seen** a Klansman, haven't personally met one -- they don't have much influence in your community. There's racist groups under a ton of different names all over the United States and it's not just whites that join them. Racism is an equal opportunity employer. Ask any Korean who survived the Watts riots of 1965. According to the Southern Poverty Law Center we also have the Nation of Islam that they say promotes "innate black superiority over whites."

Read my new column.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Uncle Ernie needs to use more detailed hyperlinks, instead of citing an on line magazine by way of a URL (universal resource locator). If some poor suffering soul taught him that, we could click and go directly to his rant.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@uncle-ernie We'll always have cut'n'paste. I think that works: In the 220 days from January 1st through August 9 there has been at least 249 mass shootings in the Unites Snakes! That is more than one mass killing a day every day since New Years. Most were committed by right-wing loonie toons egged on by Lying Donald! For once I agree with Lying Donald when he said, these mass shooters are "mentally ill monsters." Funny thing is, Lying Donald signed a bill revoking Obama-era gun checks for people with mental illnesses, and now the chickens have come home to roost! Funny thing is that Lying Donald left that out of his speech on mass shooting. Funny thing that, eh? How many times has Lying Donald whipped up his base of fascist thugs and nut cases to do just what those two morons did last week-end. One said that it was Lying Donald's rhetoric that drove him on. Since 2019 isn't a leap year there are 365 days this year so at the current rate we may expect at least another 145 mass shooting if things go as they have been going, and all the politicians have to offer the victims are their thoughts and prayers. In other words there will be absolutely nothing done as long as "Moscow Mitch" rules the Senate! The Second Amendment gave American's the right to bear arms if they were members of a state militia, that was put in there so that slave owners could control their slaves. Since there are no legally owned private slaves, only the government can own slaves, there is no need of militias, but let's keep the ownership of guns legal but make that only for flintlock rifles and such that were the arms in question in 1776. One shot and then you have to reload which will take upwards of a minute. While that won't stop people from killing each other it will put an end to mass murders, no matter what Lying Donald says!

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WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

## "Culturally Jewish" is at the top of the list of things that mystifies me. I might be better off not asking. The answer(s) might even be **more** confusing. Right now the weekend plans are vague. Maybe go to the mountains. We got enough mountains to head for but we haven't picked out one ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 When the power goes out, do you light menorahs?

Natation - an act or the skill of swimming.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I'll be sure to mention to Petunia we have swum in natatoriums. Imagine her shock and wonder. Then she'll ask if I got into the wine we're saving for this evening.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse I might talk her into a down scale swimming hole this weekend. Here it's stays in the 90's for most of the daylight hours.

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BestWithoutGods comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Please don't encourage the 🤢 neo-confederates 🤮.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods Civil war was over 150 years ago. Get over it. In Atlanta, Ga, most of the city council and staff are black. They're lead by a woman. Does that sound like the Confederate States of America to you? Besides, considering the rust belt industries re-settled in Dixie, one could argue Dixie won. Visit our car factories. ;-)

Trump has some of the dumbest solutions to things that aren't really a problem.

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I can hear him already...Fake election!!! I'm not leaving

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow **Before** Trump was elected, he claimed a **conspiracy** in the government would keep him from getting elected. Since he works his conspiracy claims to death, it wouldn't shock me if he got defeated in 2020 to claim it was a "deep state" conspiracy that defeated him and declared martial law. It would be the start of Trump monarchy. I spent enough time in the military to know they'll serve anyone who pays them.

Trump has some of the dumbest solutions to things that aren't really a problem.

Our_existence comments on Aug 9, 2019:

He lost by about 3 million votes. He won Michigan and Wisconsin by a bare few thousand votes. Both those states were heavily gerrymandered and screwed with by tRumpthuglicans in those states.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow There are only about 250 people in the US that pick the president. It's political suicide for members of the electoral college **not** to vote to represent how the people in their districts voted. However, the districts are not drawn up according to population size. Thar me bucko lies the rub.

What the actual fk?

BestWithoutGods comments on Aug 8, 2019:

There are plenty of bawdy things in the Bible that might encourage people to masturbate! :P

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods I'd tell you but you'd blush.

A.M. chair P.M. chair

Zoohome comments on Aug 8, 2019:

That's how my child see it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@Zoohome Which, believe it or not, its cooler and it drops in the 20s for a hand full of days. Often in February. I used to live in Pensacola. In August it doesn't even get close to 20c (68f) even in the dead of night. Prime season for the hurricanes to roll in and blow out the electricity for a week or so. Nothing like 85F in the middle of the night inside on a still house with 90% humidity once the power goes out. Once electric fans and electricity were common in Florida, real estate sales took off.

Trump has succeeded, beyond his wildest dreams! Both Venezuela and Uruguay have issued warnings to...

Charlene comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Well, it's what the Kock bros decree after all..a country full of uneducated slaves to insufficient wages, living in substandard housing, subsisting on substandard foods. Where only those willing to bend to their rules, make just enough to survive just above the proletariat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@Charlene Ever spent a day doing only vegetable gardening?

Complex sentences and multisyllabic words bore him.

Freedompath comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Why is trump not dead? A man this evil, should not get to live! He is below the threshold of any thing worth saving!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@Freedompath Petunia keeps referring to me as *mean old man.* Sounds evil to me.

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BestWithoutGods comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Please don't encourage the 🤢 neo-confederates 🤮.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

While growing up, I heard "Save your confederate money. The South shall rise again!" It was good advice. Today the near worthless confederate currency of 1865 is worth more than US currency. Even stranger is the tale of Joshua Abraham Norton, known as Emperor Norton I, emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico. It's a long story but I'll keep it short. His delusions were endorsed by the citizens of San Francisco in 1859. So much so, he issued his own currency to pay for minor stuff like opera seats and lunch. His money was **accepted** and often framed at local businesses. They treated the local crackpot as established royalty. Today Norton's currency is worth more than US currency. Save your confederate money....

Complex sentences and multisyllabic words bore him.

Freedompath comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Why is trump not dead? A man this evil, should not get to live! He is below the threshold of any thing worth saving!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

> A man this evil, should not get to live! Only the good die young. Us evil yahoos are grateful for our long lives.

What has been our greatest leap Star Trek style not much had been talked about since the space ...

indirect76 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Fusion creeping closer to viability, CRISPR, quantum computers...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@indirect76 When was the last time you heard the phrase "Our **new** nuclear reactor just went on line"?

What has been our greatest leap Star Trek style not much had been talked about since the space ...

bleurowz comments on Aug 8, 2019:

The Impossible Burger.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

At an impossibly high price to compete with side of cow.

Pit Bulls are such babies! Bob Barker isn't feeling well, today.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

## Petunia had a teacup Chihuahua that would rip a pit bull's nose off. One night I found Tito going nuts. I went outside to see what it was. He was facing down a stag. Eventually Tito was eaten by a raccoon. I don't miss him at all.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@t1nick Tito would attack the neighbor's German shepherds if they got into the yard or came anywhere near me. I learned to hate him because Petunia complicated all our weekend trips by bringing him along with us. We went off for a week to see my mother, 500 miles away. Had to bring Tito with us. Want to take a wild guess who had to walk the dog at rest stops and gasoline stations? Stop at a roadside attraction, we had to take turns staying with her wildly overpriced puppy dog. We're on our fifth generation of cats. They've never gone anywhere with us. We never put a cat on a leash. Unlike Tito, we never bought a cat. Sometimes the local animal shelter gives them away with a shot record after they've neutered them. (That's for grown cats. Everybody wants to adopt a cute kitten). Neither us or our guests have stepped in cat shit in the yard. Show a cat a sand box, it knows what it's for. It gets housebroken instantly. After several tries, Petunia could never housebreak a dog. We got rid of the dogs once I found out she had no intention of buying or replacing fresh litter for their kennel. Walking them daily wasn't on her agenda.

Always check the clothing tags for washing instructions

RobertMartin comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Take your hoods off, cowards. What's the matter? Ashamed of who and what you are?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

The only time I encountered the Klan, they were handing out fliers at traffic corner. They weren't wearing hoods. Most of the time they don't wear hoods because they block their vision when the hood shifts around on their head. Originally, they'd wear hoods while in the Black neighborhoods so the Blacks wouldn't track them down. It is well worth noting that since the 1920's and 1930's KKK has been steadily declining in membership to the point where it's hard to find them.

Trump has succeeded, beyond his wildest dreams! Both Venezuela and Uruguay have issued warnings to...

Charlene comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Well, it's what the Kock bros decree after all..a country full of uneducated slaves to insufficient wages, living in substandard housing, subsisting on substandard foods. Where only those willing to bend to their rules, make just enough to survive just above the proletariat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@Charlene Once ICE knows that, they put them on a schedule for regular raids. Here the illegals always have a job in processing live chickens to supermarkets. The illegals won't file claims for workman's compensation. They can't find citizens willing to work for low wages, standing in chicken guts and getting injured from holding knives all day. That's assuming the live chickens don't do them in first. We need illegals to do jobs Americans won't do.

A.M. chair P.M. chair

Zoohome comments on Aug 8, 2019:

That's how my child see it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 9, 2019:

@Zoohome South Florida? Sweaters? Might be they have a backlog of sweaters and don't want to buy any more. How many sweaters will they need in a state already feeling global warming? Yard sale might work better for generating spare change. Used clothes don't sell well. If you pile up a table and put up a sign that says "$5 for all the clothes you can carry" you might do better. Mechanics need clothes they can cut up as cleaning rags.

Can anyone guess what these are?

Kynlei comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Virginity savers?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Odd you should ask. Short and almost worthless answer: Croc gloves. Not available in stores. https://www.today.com/style/these-unofficial-crocs-gloves-are-viral-hit-t160052

Oh yeah, baby!

powder comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Finger licking good!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Where did that finger go? I'm way too jaded for this group.

NRA steps in to remind Trump of what he's supposed to think | MSNBC

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Fuck the NRA

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Are you **that** horny?

What the actual fk?

BestWithoutGods comments on Aug 8, 2019:

There are plenty of bawdy things in the Bible that might encourage people to masturbate! :P

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods Did you find the chapter about My Little Pony and shameless hussy?

What the actual fk?

BestWithoutGods comments on Aug 8, 2019:

There are plenty of bawdy things in the Bible that might encourage people to masturbate! :P

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Where'd you get the illustrated version?

Who’s married to one?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

## I'm married to a Southern Baptist. We never talk about religion either among ourselves or our family. I think she's hid my t-shirt from this group.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@JacobMeyers Another piece of advice: buy one of those big honking golf umbrella for the day it's suppose rain hard and drown frogs. That'll be the day you'll find young short sighted curvy women that went shopping and are standing next to the door going "Dam, I'm a-going to drown getting to my car." Be gallant. It'll be an ice breaker.

Mulch cures everything -- Judy Strickland, master gardener, first time being quoted anywhere.

AnonySchmoose comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Quite a windfall getting two truck loads of bulbs! Your flowers are lovely, and seeing a profusion bloom all summer is a treasure.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose We are in a drought prone region with rock hard red clay unless it has rained hard and then it is slick, slimy, stain your rug mud. Wild (the cheap stuff) day lilies are prone to grow in ditches, hence the name "ditch weeds." The big gig is look around and see what the locals are growing. If they're not growing rhubarb, you won't have any luck with it either. In the nearby (nine miles away) the Clemson University biological gardens grow anything on a dare. From them, we know what **not to grow.** Below some of their camellias.

Good Morning Everyone.

SukiSue comments on Aug 8, 2019:

I don't know much about out west so I can't help you with the picture. But how about this for a life suggestion? Search out friends that you can trust and visit them in their state. Have them show you around a little bit. Maybe then you can pick what you like the most? I'm here in Massachusetts if ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 We live next to the hardwoods of the Appalachian Mountains. Fall colors start at the higher elevations and work their way down. We don't have to go to New Hampshire. We have all month to see fall colors at peak at different elevations. Even better the show starts on **the most scenic** highway in America, the ridge running Blue Ridge [mountains] Parkway. It was designed **just for tourists** during the Great Depression. There are no bill boards, no businesses and no commercial trucks or buses. At least one scenic pull off every kilometer so visitors can go ooh and awe at the scenery. For fall colors, it's got New Hampshire beat. There's also a short tourist railroad in nearby North Carolina, the Smokey Mountain Railroad. It runs alongside the Nantahala Gorge. You can look out the port side at the white water rafters. (I picked the starboard side). We went first class. Got to see the fall colors and kudzu vines. They have a steam locomotive for some of the trips. See: https://www.greatsmokies.com/gsm-railroad/ Also see my pictures below. One time we went white water rafting and waved back at the people on the train.Hello people, want to watch us run full tilt into a boulder? None of this "probably a train" nonsense.

Good Morning Everyone.

SukiSue comments on Aug 8, 2019:

I don't know much about out west so I can't help you with the picture. But how about this for a life suggestion? Search out friends that you can trust and visit them in their state. Have them show you around a little bit. Maybe then you can pick what you like the most? I'm here in Massachusetts if ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 *Alice's Restaurant* is before Petunia's time. She had no clue why when we drove up to the Green Pond, SC, county dump back in 2004 I was screaming with laughter at the sign: Closed on Thanksgiving. I'll mention the phrase "a ton of shops" to her. By car it sounds like a week long trip with a minimum of five nights either in campgrounds or motels. It's why I asked about the train. She's got a hankering for a train ride. Otherwise, it'll be a hard sale telling her we're going to see another woman. If it's just shops, we might be better off going to Atlanta, GA.

Good Morning Everyone.

SukiSue comments on Aug 8, 2019:

I don't know much about out west so I can't help you with the picture. But how about this for a life suggestion? Search out friends that you can trust and visit them in their state. Have them show you around a little bit. Maybe then you can pick what you like the most? I'm here in Massachusetts if ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

"I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusetts, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car . . . *Alice's Restaurant.* @sassygirl3869 Oh...a town smaller than mine but with the Norman Rockwell museum. We're suckers for art museums. It's a mere 920 miles (one way) from me. Does the train stop there? On the other hand, you could take a white water rafting trip here on a river known for not giving up its dead. The film *Deliverance* was filmed there. Every year the locals pull out the banjos to celebrate the scene where outsiders were anally raped. They are aggressively xenophobic. It's why they all voted for Trump. **Live dangerously! Come visit.**

Maybe one should explain to those Christians who praise god for surviving the recent massacres that ...

Varn comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Brilliant. And ‘only here’ will we find mention of it.. Yes - why all the post-event prayers - where was their god to begin with - and why did, and does *it* continue to sit back and do **Nothing** to stop this? Hollow prayers, hollow beliefs, hollow morals … hollow minds ~

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@kodimerlyn "god gave us free will" bullshit. How do you argue that sentiment? If God created us, He would know what we're going to do. It's on par with blaming an infant son for pissing on you when you change the diaper. You **know** he'll do it . If you were God, you'd know when the baby is going to do it. We can expect it without a time table to guide us. Somewhere there's a teenage parent saying he's still pissing on us sans urine.

Good Morning Everyone.

SukiSue comments on Aug 8, 2019:

I don't know much about out west so I can't help you with the picture. But how about this for a life suggestion? Search out friends that you can trust and visit them in their state. Have them show you around a little bit. Maybe then you can pick what you like the most? I'm here in Massachusetts if ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

>I'm here in Massachusetts if you want to check it out? Major question: what will I be checking out? Different parts of the state will have different attractions. Petunia would be packing her bags to visit any thing like Mall of America. We used to visit Commerce, GA, for its huge sprawling mall. Back in the previous decade, we'd have to check into motel to see it all. However with on line shopping, most of those stores have folded up and moved away. Here the major attraction is white water rafting, short tourist railroad tours, alpine lakes and tours of the mountains. Urban Seneca, SC, doesn't have anything worth seeing. Got to cross the nearby state line of North Carolina for the gem mines and gold panning.

[alternet.

ADKSparky comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Follow the money 💵

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 Assuming his lawyers are unsuccessful, I'd say three months or less.

Mulch cures everything -- Judy Strickland, master gardener, first time being quoted anywhere.

AnonySchmoose comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Quite a windfall getting two truck loads of bulbs! Your flowers are lovely, and seeing a profusion bloom all summer is a treasure.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

We need to thin out all the plants that reproduce by making clumps of bulbs and make a record of which bulb is related to which plant. That word "we" stops Petunia in her tracks. I have given a few plants to my neighbor next door. They're so plentiful, Petunia hasn't missed them.

Who are the surreptitious members of the electoral college and how are they chosen?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

## Popular vote is the way to go. However, changing the US Constitution is difficult and unlikely.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@Heathenman >the water is brewing. You'll know that if or when you start seeing political ads on television urging people to join up for a political action committee to admen the Constitution. I ought to start looking into how to set up a go fund me page.

Trump has succeeded, beyond his wildest dreams! Both Venezuela and Uruguay have issued warnings to...

Our_existence comments on Aug 7, 2019:

I remember when America🇺🇸 was a place to be proud of. Now Amerikkka is a place I wish I could leave I am so ashamed of.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@Our_existence You'd be happier in the south of France. No snow shoes required. I used to have a pen pal in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. She was trying to survive the winter there in a poorly insulated camper after her husband abandoned her. Walking to the grocery store in the tundra during a blizzard was the final straw for her. She moved to Kansas.

"The higher up ones, the ones that write the atheist books..." Wait, what?

Zoohome comments on Aug 8, 2019:

So we have some sort of hierarchy? Huh....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@OldMetalHead Our mimeograph machine broke and we ran out of stamps. The publicity chairwoman is computer illiterate. Remember: give to the Atheists for Satan until it hurts. Deliver it in person because the post office rent on the PO box ran out.

A.M. chair P.M. chair

Zoohome comments on Aug 8, 2019:

That's how my child see it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

True story: I hung a five hook coat hanger next to front door. Theory was we would come in out of the cold and put a coat on it. When we went out, we would take the same coat. Petunia wouldn't take her coat off the hanger. Instead she kept adding to the coat hanger until my coat vanished under about 45 coats. Two months ago, the weight of the coats ripped the hanger off the two wood screws that fastened it to the wall. Currently **all** the coats are piled up on a love seat next to the front door. It's going up to 97F (36c) today. She's waiting for me to put the hanger back on the wall. I'm waiting until December to donate the coats to charity. Who needs 45 winter coats anyway?

I’m not the type to put an octopus on my face, but if I were, I’d take this woman’s experience...

LeighShelton comments on Aug 8, 2019:

i just dont suffer fools gladly

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

I'll be sure to put your comment on the happy fools suffering web site.

I’m not the type to put an octopus on my face, but if I were, I’d take this woman’s experience...

bobwjr comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Oops she asked for it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Yepper. The source says "The woman put the small octopus on her face. It latched on with its suckers and bit her face."

Anti Trump Sticker 2020 | Best Anti Trump Sticker | Liberal

Mofo1953 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Great idea, just hope the STOP THE DONALD becomes instantly legible as a bumper sticker, right now it ain't.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

I wonder if there is a version I could spot weld to the car.

Anti Trump Sticker 2020 | Best Anti Trump Sticker | Liberal

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Placed my order for 5 stickers! Thanks for sharing!!!😉

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Let us know if the supporters start removing the stickers.

The White House is reportedly drafting an order to stop social media ‘bias’ [theverge.

bobwjr comments on Aug 8, 2019:

He's trying to control the media first step in a dictatorship

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

His lawyers threaten **comedy** shows. No joking.

The White House is reportedly drafting an order to stop social media ‘bias’ [theverge.

Charlene comments on Aug 8, 2019:

He's a fucking maroon..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Overpaid porn stars agree.

Good Morning Everyone.

bobwjr comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Looks like Utah

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

That narrows it down to 84,899 square miles.

Who are the surreptitious members of the electoral college and how are they chosen?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

## Popular vote is the way to go. However, changing the US Constitution is difficult and unlikely.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@Heathenman >A bill put forth by the people The bill writing is the job of the politicians and they subcontract that to the staff. Honestly I haven't heard of any ground swell to demand the people's REPRESENTATIVES to take that action.

Absolutely.

St-Sinner comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Yes, I heard some men used to like dumb girls. But that does not happen any more. I don't hear blonde jokes any more.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

You know why blonde jokes are short? So the brunettes can understand it. That's why I have a standing offer to move to Sweden.

Trump has succeeded, beyond his wildest dreams! Both Venezuela and Uruguay have issued warnings to...

Charlene comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Well, it's what the Kock bros decree after all..a country full of uneducated slaves to insufficient wages, living in substandard housing, subsisting on substandard foods. Where only those willing to bend to their rules, make just enough to survive just above the proletariat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

>a country full of uneducated Ahem. Educated well enough to work for them. I still have shutters from one job where the warehouse employees didn't understands the word "caustic" and related synonyms even with international symbols.

Trump has succeeded, beyond his wildest dreams! Both Venezuela and Uruguay have issued warnings to...

Our_existence comments on Aug 7, 2019:

I remember when America🇺🇸 was a place to be proud of. Now Amerikkka is a place I wish I could leave I am so ashamed of.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Moose Jaw, Canada awaits! Come around October, you might think about being on the move again.

Don't think I could deal with that.

BestWithoutGods comments on Aug 7, 2019:

I knew Jesus was full of hot air! :P

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Floats up on the ceiling until he cools down?

Preach it!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

You mean more guns won’t solve our gun problem?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Tanks. That's what we need. Cops won't write you a ticket once you swing the canon at their patrol car and you pop out and say "Yes, officer?"

Who’s married to one?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

## I'm married to a Southern Baptist. We never talk about religion either among ourselves or our family. I think she's hid my t-shirt from this group.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@JacobMeyers a pocket t-shirt? I've got too many novelty t-shirts and most of them don't have a pocket. Contrary to my personal tastes, Petunia tries to buy me the loudest shirt in the store. It's so I don't vanish into the crowd. Ironically loud shirts are a magnet for saucy young women who admire my guts for wearing it.

Get shot get shot get shot

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 7, 2019:

I've been thinking of buying a bullet proof vest for a while.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow >Look at zombie kills. I'd rather not look at anything gruesome. Tell me all about it. >It's harder than you think. The **other** reason I don't own a gun is I'm a rotten shot. Otherwise, we'd be having dove for dinner. They're ground feeders that gather under my bird feeder. Petunia, on the other hand, graduated from her high school rifle course with honors. Since we used to live in the deep woods with wildlife that had no fear of people I offered to buy her a gun. She said she worried one day I would annoy her enough and she'd shoot me. I take her fishing instead.

Mulch cures everything -- Judy Strickland, master gardener, first time being quoted anywhere.

bobwjr comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Very pretty

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

Thank you. It was one of Petunia's master plans that **worked.** If you get day lily catalogs it bores into your skull that many of the hybrids are $40 a bulb. The good news is they create clumps (four to eight) of day lily bulbs. Over a decade ago, Petunia was reading an ad about a day lily farm that was going out of business. They had hundreds of different hybrids day lilies. They were selling them for $2 a clump of bulbs -- you dig.There she was with a big brute of a guy, extra shovels and a pick up truck. She knew what the expensive ones are and we filled up the truck twice with clumps of bulbs. We might have picked up more bulbs had I not said "We got to plant these. We're going into manual earth moving if we keep at it." We have a different day lily blooming every day all summer long.

Get shot get shot get shot

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 7, 2019:

I've been thinking of buying a bullet proof vest for a while.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I wasn't claiming they did create murderous intent. However, for those who want to **practice** killing people, the games stress to aim for the head. The simulations insure the evil whatever they are don't get back up as they might for chest shot. Therefore the person who **already** has murderous intent **and** plays shoot'em'ups will aim for the head. Body armor doesn't cover the head. One might argue killing trons elimitates murderous intent but I've yet to see a study of how many killers ALSO play video games. I keep telling myself to max out my fire insurance and declare my home a Hispanic mosque.

My friend got the Baby Trump blimp here to Dayton today to show the orange ass he is NOT welcome! ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

That piece of shit is coming here to El Paso today! I wish someone would just shoot a bullet through his head! We signed petitions to not allow this POS not to come here!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@BohoHeathen > I wish he would choke on a fucking McDouble... McDoubles breed? Do they go into estrus? How does one determine if you've bought a stud McDouble? So many questions! I want to start a ranch.

Mulch cures everything -- Judy Strickland, master gardener, first time being quoted anywhere.

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Very nice, WWH! Personally, I was deflowered decades ago. Heh.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

You tell that to all the women. I can hear it now "Come here, gal. You won't be the first."

No racism here!

bobwjr comments on Aug 7, 2019:

No shit

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@bobwjr Mulch cures everything -- Judy Strickland, master gardener, first time being quoted anywhere.

Feeling nice a mellow are ya?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

## Oh, yea. This joint (Oconee State Park, South Carolina).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@ProudMerrie If SC only had coal . . . .

My friend got the Baby Trump blimp here to Dayton today to show the orange ass he is NOT welcome! ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

That piece of shit is coming here to El Paso today! I wish someone would just shoot a bullet through his head! We signed petitions to not allow this POS not to come here!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

>We signed petitions to not allow this POS not to come here! Couple of stupid questions. 1) How many signatures on how many petitions? 2) Think it did any good?

Hi! I'm curious about something.

wordywalt comments on Aug 6, 2019:

It is not just a few states. It is the entire south from Florida to Virginia and from Georgia to Texas. Particularly rural areas throughout this region. The culture is ultra-conservative, racist, repressive and regressive and intolerant . I grew up in one of those rural areas, and left there 60 ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

I call that area Dixie (the states that lost the civil war).

Hi! I'm curious about something.

Wurlitzer comments on Aug 6, 2019:

It’s tough to relate to anyone politically or philosophically for me. It’s illegal for me to run for office as an atheist in my state (Tennessee, which I consider the buckle of the Bible Belt). A lot of nice old folks; but a lot of nosy hypocrites here too. A lot of salt of the earth blue collar...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

It's also illegal for an atheist to run for public office here in South Carolina. Realistically if it was legal, they'd never get elected.

Hi! I'm curious about something.

godlessinal comments on Aug 6, 2019:

I live in Alabama, which is the buckle of the bible belt. The conservative Christians here almost elected an alleged child molester to us Senate. It's annoying at times, but these people need to be around liberal atheists. Then believe it or not, in time, they do actually change their mind. They ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

I've lived in Alabama. Now I live in South Carolina. If you're in the buckle of the bible belt, I'm in the jock strap of the bible belt.

Hi! I'm curious about something.

VictoriaNotes comments on Aug 6, 2019:

This 10-minute video covers a lot. Can you relate to any of this where you live? https://youtu.be/qDZQFwN_sQs

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

I live in the ultra bible belt area and most of this video rings true.

No racism here!

bobwjr comments on Aug 7, 2019:

No shit

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

I detect your scatological pattern.

Feeling nice a mellow are ya?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

## Oh, yea. This joint (Oconee State Park, South Carolina).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@ProudMerrie The state motto is "smiling faces; beautiful places." While they're ripping you off or lying to you they'll grin at you. I kid you not.

Get shot get shot get shot

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 7, 2019:

I've been thinking of buying a bullet proof vest for a while.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Not enough dam video players. BTW, while I was typing this I was half listening to NPR story on getting insurance for people getting shot in a business setting. I used to think that'd be right up there with getting insurance for being hit by a meteor. Times they been a-changing. Why they're even putting the horse in the cart.

Why should agnostics/atheists hide this about themselves?

StrongBow comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Canada is much more accepting of people's beliefs than Texas! I'm retired now....so I can shout my beliefs from the rooftops. BUT....when I worked I did NOT want my food spit on by cafeteria workers! I did NOT want my tires slashed in the parking lot! I did NOT want my locker spray painted! ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@FrayedBear Banned on British TV?

Get shot get shot get shot

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 7, 2019:

I've been thinking of buying a bullet proof vest for a while.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow As he stepped off the airplane in bullet proof gear, one candidate for the office of president of the Philippines said "Unless they shoot me in the head, I'm bullet proof." His last words as he got off the plane. They shot him in the head.

Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and ...

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Reminds me of this song https://youtu.be/kiJkKM6u81o

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

Here's the scary part: some day that'll be playing on oldie moldie AM radio station.

Get shot get shot get shot

Our_existence comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Who's next and where?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

The Ralph Frekquirk family reunion, Sept. 3, Musgrave County Park, Frostbite Falls, Mn. They're a bunch of jerks anyway.

Get shot get shot get shot

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 7, 2019:

I've been thinking of buying a bullet proof vest for a while.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 7, 2019:

Thanks to video games people are trained for head shots.

Why are the liberals blaming white supremacist’s for mass shootings?

indirect76 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

What about the shooters that were killed instead of arrested? How does the makeup look as you raise the kill count to a higher number?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@indirect76 >I remember the moose, squirrel & their Russian antagonists. It was a serialized variety show with a huge list of characters some of which spun off into movies. Peabody's Improbable History was one such example. (Released as a movie in 2014). I especially loved the premise of a dog who adopted a boy instead of the other way around. They were time travelers, changing history as they went with the line "Sherman, set the way back machine for . . . . " You'd forget Snidely Whiplash who sometimes lapsed into psychological self-evaluation for tying Neil Finwick to the RR tracks. Besides the puns, what endeared me was the punch lines aimed at the adults.

Why are the liberals blaming white supremacist’s for mass shootings?

indirect76 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

What about the shooters that were killed instead of arrested? How does the makeup look as you raise the kill count to a higher number?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@indirect76 No need to cite a source when what label you use does not really matter anyway. Why not just say you made it on the spot and the frogs stayed put no matter what you did.?

Why are the liberals blaming white supremacist’s for mass shootings?

indirect76 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

What about the shooters that were killed instead of arrested? How does the makeup look as you raise the kill count to a higher number?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@bigpawbullets The Rocky and Bullwinkle is in endless repeats. In 2000, they released the live action/cartoon movie. It was a flop but anyway, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQGFdVzEEWo Cartoons **stay** in repeats forever including *Rick and Morty*. Somewhere on the planet they're playing *I love Lucy.* I've been catching up on internet video channels. How old am I? In dog years, I'm dead.

Why are the liberals blaming white supremacist’s for mass shootings?

indirect76 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

What about the shooters that were killed instead of arrested? How does the makeup look as you raise the kill count to a higher number?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@bigpawbullets >I believe "4 or more" is the definition of a mass shooting. Hokey Smokes Bullwinkle! You're using the phrase "I believe" in a group of disbelievers? Belief doesn't make it so. Cite your sources! Rotate your frogs!

Why are the liberals blaming white supremacist’s for mass shootings?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

The El Paso shooter wrote a manifesto that used all the common phrases used by Trump tweets. He used better spelling and grammer than Trump. Go figure. I'd like to see what this meme would look like if the bar was raised to ten people or more, with or without a manifesto. Sadly, it isn't all that...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@LimitedLight When you're right, you're right. Did you see any other women?

This is the response from Candice Keller, an Ohio HR Republican who is running for State Senate, to ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Another fat white republicunt. I hope she is hounded by every Liberal in her district and is shamed into resigning.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

After looking at pictures of her, "fat" is not the word you want to use. She's an ultra conservative Republican (like who would have guessed?) with a few political scandals in her closet. Therefore "shame" won't be the reason that would make her resign. If another woman calls her a cunt, they won't have much impact on as a holier than thou. Jeezzeeuss.

Why should agnostics/atheists hide this about themselves?

StrongBow comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Canada is much more accepting of people's beliefs than Texas! I'm retired now....so I can shout my beliefs from the rooftops. BUT....when I worked I did NOT want my food spit on by cafeteria workers! I did NOT want my tires slashed in the parking lot! I did NOT want my locker spray painted! ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@FrayedBear We've been avoiding British TV ever since Benny Hill.

Best of the Marx brothers.

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2019:

The one, the only.....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

. . . who drove **all** his ex-wives to alcoholism. The last woman he lived with didn't marry him. Whoa, was she a cutie! She pried him out of retirement.

I believe this!

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Fuck this puto!!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 Be cool is the rule.

Here’s all the girls (& boys) with the curves grab 💜💜

Robecology comments on Jul 21, 2019:

Big boobs, narrow waist, huge hips...what's not to like. Unfortunately women like this are super rare...and far more prone to aging diseases. They won't stay voluptuous and proportionate for long. Voluptuous, if proportional, is exciting. Obesity is frightening, and these victims are ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

>They won't stay voluptuous and proportionate for long. Seems to have worked for Windy Williams who admits not only to having **some** work done, she also points out she has to see her surgeon for "upkeep on the girls." I think she's in her 50's. Minor detail: she has been known to faint on stage.

I believe this!

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Fuck this puto!!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 Ah, unnamed subcontractors. Small army?

There's never enough time unless you're serving it.

Marionville comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Who is Gary Breeze?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@Marionville You need more details than this? Over all Gary was a successful mass murder for hire. When it comes to success in criminal activities, I mean they didn't get caught. They only got him on one murder, his ex-wife and they couldn't find her corpse so he got convicted on manslaughter. While serving time on unrelated charges, he made the mistake of telling his cell mates how he clubbed her to death. They turned states evidence for early release. I wrote a story about one of his adventures that got him thrown off a Navy base in a college level creative writing class and got an "A." They thought it was fiction. Remember: you can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why should agnostics/atheists hide this about themselves?

SleepingOnABoat comments on Aug 5, 2019:

If someone says "god bless you", I simply do not respond. When questioned about no response I have said " I do not wish your blessing" sometimes I get "I am not blessing you, god is." To which a discussion may ensue. But i do not volunteer information about my beliefs without the other person ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

>sometimes I get "I am not blessing you, god is." God performs on their command?

Why should agnostics/atheists hide this about themselves?

StrongBow comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Canada is much more accepting of people's beliefs than Texas! I'm retired now....so I can shout my beliefs from the rooftops. BUT....when I worked I did NOT want my food spit on by cafeteria workers! I did NOT want my tires slashed in the parking lot! I did NOT want my locker spray painted! ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@FrayedBear Sounds like a chic flick to me.

There's never enough time unless you're serving it.

Marionville comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Who is Gary Breeze?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 6, 2019:

It's not the kid in the picture. I don't have a digital picture of Gary.