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Edward Scissorhands Memes, enjoy!
Tooreen comments on Oct 24, 2019:
So help me out here, what genre did the movie fit best ?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 25, 2019:
Dark romantic comedy.
Looking for a job?
SiouxcitySue comments on Oct 24, 2019:
It's been my experience that millennials may not really understand the implication of certain slang phrases. For all we know she may have thought a gang bang is a group of people all lighting firecrackers off one match. I'm not kidding, last christmas my 20 and 23 year old relatives had a lot of ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 25, 2019:
@Doraz Porn hub even has a category for hermaphrodite bi-sexual gang bangs for My Little Pony. 😱😯😧😮😲😵 Animated cartoons, of course. *Thar be more things in Heaven and Earth than ere be dreamth of in our philosophy, Horacio.* -- Billy Bob Shakespeare, Hamlet.
Just another blustery day up here in the high desert.
FrayedBear comments on Oct 24, 2019:
Snowing?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 25, 2019:
We'un's a whole different hemisphere from you. Our seasons are backwards to you.
I'm speechless.
SiouxcitySue comments on Oct 24, 2019:
I'm pretty sure you're right. He may know the words New York City, Florida, New Jersey and Washington DC, but I would wager he couldn't point them out on a map of the US.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 25, 2019:
Americans on the whole are woefully ignorant of geography. It's hard to forget when I announced I had reserved our room in Amsterdam. Petunia figured we'd need a tour book. She bought a tour book on Scandinavia. 🤪😣 Recently, I told her I had submitted an entry to win a trip to Turkmenistan with predictable results. If I win, she'll never know where I went. Hey, do you know where Turkmenistan is? We got military bases there. It's a friendly, oil rich country. I want to visit their tourist attraction, the Gates of Hell.
this would be me if I had a boyfriend ... or chips...
glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2019:
Lazy. Whatever happened to getting up or speaking.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 25, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue The more I know people in South Carolina, the more I head for the woods.
The latest in fashion.
GEGR comments on Oct 24, 2019:
Just say no to this . It is right up there with a Speedo and a "man bun" .
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 25, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue The big bouncing ones with the turgid nipples stare at me. I demand justice!
Blowing Rock, NC, is famous for (drum roll please) a rock that blows.
RoyMillar comments on Oct 24, 2019:
how strange people can be
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 25, 2019:
We'un's crazy we is.
Good morning everyone. I am back to terrorise the hell out of you again. Please welcome me back ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## Butter my butt and call me cornbread. You? Back again?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 25, 2019:
@VAL3941 >here are pigs all over the world, hence there should be crackling. You'd think. However, I've shocked many a Scot by saying lungs are not available in the US, therefore you can't find any haggis here. The government considers them a health hazard, which means haggis can't be sold. Butcher your own animal. Got a sheep to go? On the stranger extreme I've explained once too often to scalawags living abroad what grits are. They grow corn everywhere but world wild only the US make grits with corn. About 75% of grits are sold in Dixie making them largely unavailable in the Great White North. I spent a long hard winter north of Chicago without grits. The horror!
this would be me if I had a boyfriend ... or chips...
glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2019:
Lazy. Whatever happened to getting up or speaking.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 24, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Much worse. I live in South Carolina.
SARTORIAL.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 24, 2019:
## Does anyone ever use the word "sartorial" without the word "elegance?"🤔🤔
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 24, 2019:
@Marionville You'll never hear me say "sartorial disaster." There's a chain store here that attracts those people. You've heard of Walmart?
Good morning everyone. I am back to terrorise the hell out of you again. Please welcome me back ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## Butter my butt and call me cornbread. You? Back again?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 24, 2019:
@VAL3941 >Didn't think crakling was the laughter of witches. Because we live in different countries, it's not safe to make assumptions. Once out of Dixie, I don't ever see cracklings. Ergo, I had no clue if they have crackling in South Africa. BTW, you use degrees F or C? Once I started communicating with people overseas, I had to create a spreadsheet for converting American standard measurement to metric.
A couple of them Ford McQuay-Norris Streamliner 1934
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 24, 2019:
## In the land of built as a one of a kind car there's no telling what you'll find. That one was powered by a duce and a quarter (225 CID v-8, with a thundering 85 horse power) and a tail fin in the back.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 24, 2019:
@Hathacat Perhaps on a Facebook comment section. In this one it's more like "nice car"; no photo. I'm always fascinated by one of a kind cars that never went into production. I want the Pink Panther car. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IdaI6wPqRg
I saw a meme on FB yesterday that pissed me off.
altschmerz comments on Oct 23, 2019:
Why did the folks at Jonestown drink the Kool-Aid? https://www.commondreams.org/views/2019/06/10/cult-trump
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 24, 2019:
@TheGreatShadow >Because they [Jim Jones followers who drank the Kool Aid] are either ignorant or stupid. So what is it? It's not that simple. After killing a congressman and others in a third world country, they REASONABLY assumed the next group would be the US Military. Once facing a highly armed force, they would be killed, tortured or die in jail. Jones brilliantly got their children to drink the Kool Aid FIRST. In their grief, most of them were more prone to kill themselves. A few managed to escape into the jungle. Eons ago when the headlines came rolling in, I read extensively on Jones asking the dumb question "How I do get people to do that?" It's an extremely interesting story.
Is there a way to block all the boob and butt photos in my recent photos section?
Robecology comments on Oct 23, 2019:
You probably checked off that you liked the "classy sexy" strand or group. Simply "leave" the group...and the pics won't appear.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 24, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty >my group doesn't have recent photos option . . . I never said there wasn't any traffic for awhile. And you follow up saying "Where do you come up with these lies." >Still butthurt cause I banned you? Last time you THREATENED to ban me, I told you I was planning to drop the group anyway. I got banned for describing your group on a different group and then without asking, you put me back on only to get thrown off with my sexy fully dressed witch meme. I was disappointed, dirty old man that I am, that most of the memes were of fully dressed women. SHOW ME THE BARE BREASTED WOMEN! (Unless they're a member of the Supreme Court). By the way, I was disappointed those photos didn't come with the Playboy magazine centerfold information like "Miss. December will be graduating from MSU with a doctor's degree in micro-biology." Then she'd coment about how much she loved growing up on a horse ranch as well as other information about herself. Butthurt? I have too tough a hide to be emotionally injured from the shallow surly likes of you. If anything, I boast how many times I've been kicked off internet forums by the intolerant sniveling snits and worthless twits. Unless their views are echoed back to them, they can't tolerate it.
Ss Some sexy chicks were checking me out.
MsHoliday comments on Oct 23, 2019:
Now those are my kinda girls.💕🇨🇦
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 24, 2019:
Until they molt.
this would be me if I had a boyfriend ... or chips...
glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2019:
Lazy. Whatever happened to getting up or speaking.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 24, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue In that respect, she's low tech: she bellows from the living room anticipating that in the furthermost reaches of the house she will be heard. Doesn't work too well. It leads to exchanges like: "I told you -- " "Must have been while I was taking a whiz. It was a mighty whiz. If every there was a whiz, a wonderful whiz it was . . . ." Singing; no dancing.
Good morning everyone. I am back to terrorise the hell out of you again. Please welcome me back ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## Butter my butt and call me cornbread. You? Back again?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 24, 2019:
@VAL3941 Just for fun, my memes often have nothing to do with my topic just to see if they're paying attention. Crackling is small hard fried pork rinds. I've never seen raisins or cheese included in the corn bread. It'll give me something to experiment with.
How to hide the recent photos section on the right hand side?
skado comments on Oct 24, 2019:
I don't know of any way to hide the photo section, but the only place I know of that has pics on the right is in groups. I looked at some of the groups you're in and noticed some boob pics in "Just For Laughs" group, for example. I don't doubt there are others, but I didn't do a thorough analysis....
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 24, 2019:
@CommonHuman I just find the constant reminder that womens brains don't actually matter, A drop dead gorgeous woman clad only in scanty panties who would let me rest my head in her lap and tell me more about 19th century German philosophers wouldn't be such a bad thing. Overall, the quest of beauty has always included the human body.
Is there a way to block all the boob and butt photos in my recent photos section?
Robecology comments on Oct 23, 2019:
You probably checked off that you liked the "classy sexy" strand or group. Simply "leave" the group...and the pics won't appear.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@CommonHuman If you know where they're coming from, you know who or what to block.
Is there a way to block all the boob and butt photos in my recent photos section?
GreenAtheist comments on Oct 23, 2019:
If you don't want something posted from sexist dogs BLOCK THE PERPETRATOR and maybe photos will disappear
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@GreenAtheist I briefly visited St. Sinner's new group. He wasn't threatening anyone. Think he had three or four members. It looked like all the photos were posed, indicating the gals got paid for the shot.
Is there a way to block all the boob and butt photos in my recent photos section?
Robecology comments on Oct 23, 2019:
You probably checked off that you liked the "classy sexy" strand or group. Simply "leave" the group...and the pics won't appear.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@GreenAtheist According to Cutie Beauty, there hasn't been any traffic for a while. Additionally, there's not much room for discussion on pictures of women baring their hide. Ergo the "bad boys" don't have any room for discussion. They're left with responding with something terse like "whoo hoo!" I was kicked out of there for posting a picture of a **fully clothed** attractive young witch on a broom stick. It's too easy to offend her with sexy pictures.
Blowing Rock, NC, is famous for (drum roll please) a rock that blows.
MrLizard comments on Oct 23, 2019:
If ever I lose my lover, I ain't going looking for her/him... unless they're literally lost, as opposed to dead or having run away.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@MrLizard I've had three show up all at once. They did a lot of giggling while comparing notes.
this would be me if I had a boyfriend ... or chips...
glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2019:
Lazy. Whatever happened to getting up or speaking.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Petunia keeps her cell phone next to the recliner, not in the kitchen.
this would be me if I had a boyfriend ... or chips...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 23, 2019:
## Once Petunia has announced the tv remote is hers, she's flopped in the recliner, the cat has cuddled with her, it's a series of "bring me" demands for kitchen trips. Yesterday it was "Now you got me the pizza on a plate, bring me a fork." Then it was bring her a drink with ice. When she ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@altschmerz She also has a habit of reading cooking books and saying "Here. You can make me this."
this would be me if I had a boyfriend ... or chips...
glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2019:
Lazy. Whatever happened to getting up or speaking.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
The master plan is to *get her in the kitchen.* Once there, bringing back the chips/dips is less than an issue than making her **stop** watching the television, go into the kitchen . . . . I like him already.
Blowing Rock, NC, is famous for (drum roll please) a rock that blows.
MrLizard comments on Oct 23, 2019:
If ever I lose my lover, I ain't going looking for her/him... unless they're literally lost, as opposed to dead or having run away.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@MrLizard Hopefully, you've never had all four show up at once.
Blowing Rock, NC, is famous for (drum roll please) a rock that blows.
CarolinaGirl60 comments on Oct 23, 2019:
It’s still beautiful up there. What a view!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@CarolinaGirl60 Unlike Blowing Rock, Mt. Michell has a camping area. It's not drive up to camping sites and because there are only nine of them, they stay booked. Because the sites are next to the summit, one can expect near hurricane winds during the night. I prefer nearby Mount Pisgah campgrounds for a variety of reasons. Mount Pisgah Lodge across the street from the campgrounds has a top rated restaurant that offers a panoramic view of the mountains inside. Mt. Michell also has a restaurant about 50 feet from the summit (6,628 feet) which is the highest point in the eastern United States. Food isn't that good. Mt. Michell has a summit "tower." (Pictured where one can get more spectacular views than Blowing Rock.) I had to bring my own binoculars. Rude people wanted to grab my binoculars with the strap still attached to my neck so they could take a gander as well. I demanded gals had to hug me first. I was the most popular guy on the summit. 😁😁😁
Blowing Rock, NC, is famous for (drum roll please) a rock that blows.
CarolinaGirl60 comments on Oct 23, 2019:
It’s still beautiful up there. What a view!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
Next to the park, is a restaurant with an outdoor balcony. One can order the $20 salad and enjoy the same view.
ROTOSCOPING.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 23, 2019:
## Rotoscoping was first used in 1915, patiented two years later by Out of Inkwell productions (animator Max Fleischer). It's most memorable early use was for silent films of Felix the Cat.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@Marionville To get confused looks from people, mention Out of Inkwell productions.
Good morning everyone. I am back to terrorise the hell out of you again. Please welcome me back ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## Butter my butt and call me cornbread. You? Back again?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@VAL3941 It should be mid-afternoon in South Africa where you are right now. When I typed my previous reply it was 7:30 a.m. and I had finished my first eight ounce (237 ml) mug of grind your teeth away espresso. I live in the south east United States aka Dixie. That's the most round about way to say "Wake up already!" Now for something totally different: do South Africans put cracklings in their corn bread? I have no idea if your countrymen eat corn bread.
Zero Mostel's wife: "I didn't want to be rich. I just wanted to upholster the sofa."
Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 23, 2019:
Must have been the first wife who divorced him for a percentage of his earnings...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
His first wife Clara married him 1939. In 1941, they separated prior to the divorce in 1944. She was gentile, he was Jewish. This gave his family fits and is generally cited as the reason they divorced. Those were his "salad years" when his highest paying job was entertaining the troops. She didn't marry him for the money. His second wife, Kathryn, married him in 1944 and stayed married to him until his death in 1977.
Blowing Rock, NC, is famous for (drum roll please) a rock that blows.
BufftonBeotch comments on Oct 23, 2019:
Wow. Maybe if they had put in that much time and effort when they were IN the relationship?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
Minor detail: if you're there to see someone coming for you, the park has an observation point with the 25 cent binoculars.
Blowing Rock, NC, is famous for (drum roll please) a rock that blows.
bobwjr comments on Oct 23, 2019:
No kidding
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
Kidding? Hey, I got pictures and a whole small town tourist industry to back me up. I came back with postcards from their gift shop. Petunia bought a coffee cup from them but balked at their $35 t-shirt. The park charged Petunia and I $12 to look at a rock. (They also maintain short hiking trails). It's one of those things I wish I could dream up and make an untold fortunes.
Blowing Rock, NC, is famous for (drum roll please) a rock that blows.
MrLizard comments on Oct 23, 2019:
If ever I lose my lover, I ain't going looking for her/him... unless they're literally lost, as opposed to dead or having run away.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
I worry that **all** my lovers come back. Publishers tell me explaining why I don't want them back would get us entangled in a class action law suit. If the legend was true, it'd be hail, hail, the gang is all here. Scary.
Blowing Rock, NC, is famous for (drum roll please) a rock that blows.
BufftonBeotch comments on Oct 23, 2019:
Wow. Maybe if they had put in that much time and effort when they were IN the relationship?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
The native American legend is he went back to his tribe but she didn't follow him. Since the rock has a mountain view that extends almost 200 miles, she thought she would see him coming. Then he unexpectedly blew in at Blowing Rock. See views from the rock below.
Good morning everyone. I am back to terrorise the hell out of you again. Please welcome me back ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## Butter my butt and call me cornbread. You? Back again?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@VAL3941 It is the custom of my people, the gringos, to put those who fuck with vengeance on the evening news especially those of twisted desires. It's not for prizes and honors. I'd like to see the prizes and honors given to those with willing partners and classified as legally available. Maybe a grand prize for those who lay pipe with those of the widest range of ethnic groups. We'un's never knew a gal who could go from Jew to Zulu in one week. Give that gal a prize!
Clock changing....
Haemish1 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Why can’t we set our clocks ahead an hour at noon, on a Friday?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@Haemish1 I have a high standard of standardness. You may not have that high a standards. Your standards might be sober.
I solved that problem.
brentan comments on Oct 22, 2019:
LOL. There's more than one way to skin a cat!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
That'll give my cat, Percy, nightmares.
He kept to himself.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## You'll never see a headline like "Serial killer defused by a visiting group of indiscreet hot horny sluts." Yes gals, jump his bones so the rest of us won't get randomly shot. A better America awaits!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@Livinlife Figure you're under qualified to be a indiscreet hot horny slut? I know I am. I'm as sexy as Jabba the Hutt. It's hard to ignore mass murders frequently complain about a lack of sex.
Clock changing....
Haemish1 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Why can’t we set our clocks ahead an hour at noon, on a Friday?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@Haemish1 >We could debate . . . According to my shameless impartial standards, I'd win. 😉😌😁
Clock changing....
Haemish1 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Why can’t we set our clocks ahead an hour at noon, on a Friday?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@Haemish1 The inaccuracy remains, regardless of when the change actually occurs. In terms of clocks, the ultimate standard of accuracy is provided by U.S. Naval Observatory. Clocks that agree with that clock are considered accurate. What people would enjoy instead has nothing to do with the time of day. What I would enjoy would make young women say "no way, Jose."
QUANDARY.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## I have spent many a day in the quandary mines.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@Marionville A glitch in the system caused me to re-post it.
Clock changing....
Haemish1 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Why can’t we set our clocks ahead an hour at noon, on a Friday?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@Haemish1 From noon until two in the morning, the clock would be inaccurate. The questionable point is to establish a weekend when the change would result in people enjoying more day time after work. For this to work, they need some date around the start of fall. This has valid objections which is why some US states no longer use it.
You've been warned..
bobwjr comments on Oct 18, 2019:
Love me some thinking women they are the best
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@bobwjr I believe in the heart of every person is melted cheese. Does that make it so?
Clock changing....
Haemish1 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Why can’t we set our clocks ahead an hour at noon, on a Friday?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
Because it will be inaccurate.
I went for a drive on the Blue Ridge Parkway.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## I had to take pictures along the drive to prove the Blue Ridge Mountains are blue. The trees release so many hydrocarbons it's always been blue. It's not polution.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
It was nearly freezing up here.
I went for a drive on the Blue Ridge Parkway.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## I had to take pictures along the drive to prove the Blue Ridge Mountains are blue. The trees release so many hydrocarbons it's always been blue. It's not polution.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
Wait, wait. There's more!
QUANDARY.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## I have spent many a day in the quandary mines.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@Marionville I remember the company party honoring you for harvesting 16 tons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5VMZqgVzRo
QUANDARY.
AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Have been embroiled in a quandary about how to expertly renovate my furniture ruined by cats.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@AnonySchmoose You remind me of Zero Mostel's wife: "I didn't want to be rich. I just wanted to upholster the sofa."
QUANDARY.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:
## I have spent many a day in the quandary mines.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@Marionville How could I forget the company party for the day you weighted in 16 tons? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5VMZqgVzRo
You've been warned..
bobwjr comments on Oct 18, 2019:
Love me some thinking women they are the best
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@bobwjr If you say otherwise Bob, they'll break out their iron spiked cat of nine tales and leave you to be picked to death by vultures.
They record everything..
azzow2 comments on Oct 21, 2019:
So what GS rating do butt hole inspectors hold?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 22, 2019:
It's a category unto itself: the great brown wrinkled ratings.
We know it's bullshit
bookofmorons comments on Oct 21, 2019:
at least crap serves a useful purpose
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 21, 2019:
Now if'n you'd just squat over my manure pile and give it a toss. 😧😧💩💩
DISS--(Street slang used in Hip-Hop & Rap) --to disrespect
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 21, 2019:
Maybe uncommon in Northern Ireland. In the US it's so common it is no longer consider proper only for those who speak Ebonics. Not common enough for be considered proper English for those presenting white papers. Considered slang.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 21, 2019:
@Marionville > But why did you pick on N.I.... Ignorance. I have no clue if the word "Diss" is used in Northern Ireland. Never been there. Never met anyone from there. I've never seen you use it. Apparently N.I. keeps away from me. Could it be my breath?
Is trivia happening today?
MrChange comments on Oct 20, 2019:
Hi. I was thinking of participating as well. Not sure. Havent been on in awhile.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 21, 2019:
@Caligirl I would if it wasn't three in the morning (EST). I just woke up from an Octoberfest, held in a neighboring town founded by Germans.
Petunia and I headed for the Blue Ridge Parkway (it runs on the top of mountain ridges for hundreds...
Stephanie99 comments on Oct 20, 2019:
Pretty photos.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 20, 2019:
I took plenty.
Petunia and I headed for the Blue Ridge Parkway (it runs on the top of mountain ridges for hundreds...
Haemish1 comments on Oct 20, 2019:
Gorgeous colors! An early cold snap ruined the change of colors in the few deciduous trees here😐
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 20, 2019:
Upper elevations got people's cameras out.
Petunia and I headed for the Blue Ridge Parkway (it runs on the top of mountain ridges for hundreds...
IrishTxJudy comments on Oct 20, 2019:
That mountain scene is gorgeous. I miss the Michigan autumns I grew up with but not enough to move back there. Thanks for posting 😊
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 20, 2019:
The lower elevations were all green.
Petunia and I headed for the Blue Ridge Parkway (it runs on the top of mountain ridges for hundreds...
sassygirl3869 comments on Oct 20, 2019:
Awesome countryside!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 20, 2019:
I thought so.
Petunia and I headed for the Blue Ridge Parkway (it runs on the top of mountain ridges for hundreds...
Transition1 comments on Oct 20, 2019:
Thanks for sharing
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 20, 2019:
You're welcome.
Hope everyone have a good weekend
bobwjr comments on Oct 20, 2019:
Will try
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 20, 2019:
Get a large size Have-a-heart trap. Doesn't hurt the animal and makes it easy to transport. Call the local hardware store or see: http://www.havahart.com/store/animal-traps/raccoons
Disclaimer; No I'm not gay.
Charlene comments on Oct 18, 2019:
So your disclaimer makes you, what? A Flaming Straight guy?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 20, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo Do not mess with Charlene... Stomp, stomp, stomp. . . . . A person who can not defend their position is no more entitled to their opinion than the guy who orders a beer and can't pay for it.
JIFFY - Noun.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 15, 2019:
## One of the most popular peanut butter in the states is called Jiffy. Want it crunchy or smooth?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 20, 2019:
@itsmedammit I call it the "just me" style cooking. When a person is living alone, it become ironic they have to invite people over to cook for them so they'll get a good meal. Otherwise it's "just me" and peanut butter turns into a meal.
JIFFY - Noun.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 15, 2019:
## One of the most popular peanut butter in the states is called Jiffy. Want it crunchy or smooth?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 16, 2019:
@itsmedammit I was reading one story that claimed sitting down to dinner with friends or family is a dying tradition in the United States. ""Americans want to cook and eat together. They’ll subscribe to delivery ingredient boxes by the millions, buy a staggering number of Instant Pots and air fryers, and make the internet sometimes feel like one giant recipe swap. It isn’t that they’ve gotten lazy or gluttonous. The very structure of American life has changed to make the basics of stability difficult to attain, down to something as simple as eating with your partner or child, or having a partner or child at all. The problem of dinner is far larger than what you’re going to eat." https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/10/work-its-whats-for-dinner/599770/?utm_source=pocket-newtab
suss realize or grasp (something).
Marionville comments on Oct 15, 2019:
Originally an abbreviated form of suspect.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@Marionville We have a children's author with that pen name. How he figured he needed a doctor's degree has been a mystery to me.
Triskaidekaphobic a real tongue twister.
Marionville comments on Oct 15, 2019:
From the Greek for 13..! Unlucky for some, but my birthday is on the 13th.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
I got married on Dec. 13, the same day I was supposed to attending my college graduation. It snowed on us. When we opened a bottle of sparkling cider to make toasts, the members of Petunia's Southern Baptist church were scandalized. They figured we were boozing it up in a booze free church.
Triskaidekaphobic a real tongue twister.
Charlene comments on Oct 15, 2019:
Fear of the number 13?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
Tell her what she's won Don Pardo.
New punishment for kids during time out.
CommonHuman comments on Oct 15, 2019:
This kind of thing can be said for any generation. All generations are uncomfortable with previous generations technology.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
I have no idea how to hook a mule up to a plow. As a child one of my friends was introduced to a plow. He wondered what all those straps on the plow were for the entire day. When he came for working the fields, he was in shock when they mentioned using a mule.
This is exactly what it's like. It changes fast, and often!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 15, 2019:
## Florida leads the nation in lighting storms and direct hits by hurricanes. Naturally it's called the "sunshine state."
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@altschmerz Cynics refer to it as "liquid sunshine."
suss realize or grasp (something).
Marionville comments on Oct 15, 2019:
Originally an abbreviated form of suspect.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
Oh, hecky durn! I would have to cite my source. Down under it has another meaning. https://www.quora.com/What-does-suss-mean-in-Australia *Slang for suspicious* *It’s slang for suspicious, just shortened.*
Today in the news
CuriosityExtant comments on Oct 15, 2019:
Only people brainwashed to believe in a perfect after-life could place such a low value on this current and only life in reality.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
I should have mentioned that to the missionaries who showed up on my door step this afternoon. I told them the bible was written by plagiarizing barbarians. Next, they ask why I would say that. After I explained it to them, they ran away. The afterlife is for people who don't believe the party can't go on without them.
She put a spell on me.
GEGR comments on Oct 15, 2019:
Yes .
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
Okay. Where's my money?
JIFFY - Noun.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 15, 2019:
## One of the most popular peanut butter in the states is called Jiffy. Want it crunchy or smooth?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@Marionville One of my three major reasons for visiting Amsterdam was Indonesian food.
Don't go extinct like the dinosaurs.
Robecology comments on Oct 15, 2019:
I''d be in serious trouble if the coffee plantations went through some sort of catastrophic collapse....as is forecast by many climate-change scientists.... "Study after study has laid out the threat climate change poses to the coffee industry. Rising temperatures will bring drought, increase the...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@Robecology >I think you're on the wrong page You had spoken of addictive substances. I include coffee on that list, said the guy who bought his own espresso machine. Like wise it gets worse with smokes in jail.
At the end of the day . . . .
Captnron59 comments on Oct 15, 2019:
I'll have a joint, please and thank you
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
I haven't had a joint for the last three years because the last time I was in Amsterdam. I should visit you, where recreational pot is legal instead.
Mustard sauce for Fluffy?
Captnron59 comments on Oct 15, 2019:
Bring your beef cows!!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
No possum for you!
Don't go extinct like the dinosaurs.
Robecology comments on Oct 15, 2019:
I''d be in serious trouble if the coffee plantations went through some sort of catastrophic collapse....as is forecast by many climate-change scientists.... "Study after study has laid out the threat climate change poses to the coffee industry. Rising temperatures will bring drought, increase the...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
The serious trouble is when a new jail inmate discovers his companions aren't allowed to smoke. The new guys are already mean when they take away the smokes.
JIFFY - Noun.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 15, 2019:
## One of the most popular peanut butter in the states is called Jiffy. Want it crunchy or smooth?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@Marionville I want it made into a sauce with chili peppers and served over chicken. Last weekend, I had peanut butter fudge for the first time in my life. Growing up it was always put in the dreaded peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the lunch bag: PB and J. That's one of Petunia's favorite take to work lunch sandwiches. She snarls at the idea of an all veggie sandwich. Increasingly peanut butter has become popular among the lonesome and depressed to eat it straight from the jar.
What is the endgame with the current slaughter being played out in Syria?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 14, 2019:
>What is the endgame with the current slaughter being played out in Syria? Syria's Bashar al-Assad wins. ISIS returns. Kurds start burning US flags.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@Charlene "Some western leader" doesn't mean Trump. It means in the future a western leader (could be Russian) will end Middle East by making that part of the planet glow. That being said, Trump has already talked about nuking parts of the world including the Far East. As with all things Trump, he has no clue what he's talking about. In your guts, you know he's nuts.
Ah, Hell no!
Our_existence comments on Oct 15, 2019:
Oh, heavens.. .. Jr. Is an absolute moron.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
Nut doesn't roll far from the tree.
Good to know, right?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 14, 2019:
Along with native Americans (who claim they've always been here), there is a long list of other nationalities who "discovered" America prior to Columbus. Here's the real story when Columbus "discovered" America the printing press had been invented so everybody found out about it. Publicity ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@MrLizard The results brought Chris back to Europe in chains. It's an amazingly story of brutality and in part, fictional history. If one wants to be educated, outside reading is required.
Religious people will believe anything
Robecology comments on Oct 15, 2019:
If you haven't seen Bill Maher's "Religulous" - please make a point of doing so... https://www.filmsforaction.org/watch/religulous-by-bill-maher-full-movie/
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
When the movie was released, it was not available in most theaters. It made $13 million, the *Citizen Kane* of its time. For more see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHPZRChdvlQ
Hi all! I just earned enough points to get into the chat rooms, and am disappointed to find NOBODY ...
St-Sinner comments on Oct 14, 2019:
You ladies please contact me in messaging directly. I can stay up all night for you. :)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@St-Sinner If you don't tell them, they won't know.
If only women wore their jeans hanging off like the guys do.
HippieChick58 comments on Oct 14, 2019:
My daughter is a Union Carpenter! I am quite proud of her and her husband, both union strong! But she better damn well never go to work that way :) I'm sure it doesn't meet safety regulations.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
Pretty much a given suspenders are required for carpenters who dangle a tool belt off their waist.
If only women wore their jeans hanging off like the guys do.
UUNJ comments on Oct 14, 2019:
Can we not have objectifying photos here? Better for the Sexy Photos group.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@tinkercreek Disclaimer: I have been thrown out of Classy Sexy Photos for posting a picture a slinky, fully dressed witch on a broom. It's run by a fickle administrator who prefers people post pictures without much skin being shown and more of the cheese cake photos from the 1940's. Meh. Go to "Unfettered and Dirty Minds Group" instead. They need more traffic and prefer more pictures of shapely women.
What is the endgame with the current slaughter being played out in Syria?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 14, 2019:
>What is the endgame with the current slaughter being played out in Syria? Syria's Bashar al-Assad wins. ISIS returns. Kurds start burning US flags.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@Charlene More like Russian troops getting killed when they try to colonize the Middle East like the Americans have tried to do in Afghanistan, Iran and Iraq. One day some western leader will say "Nuke 'em. Let Allah sort it out."
Hi all! I just earned enough points to get into the chat rooms, and am disappointed to find NOBODY ...
St-Sinner comments on Oct 14, 2019:
You ladies please contact me in messaging directly. I can stay up all night for you. :)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
Don't forget to mention how lonesome you are in your spawning mansion, bouncing a ping pong ball off your rock hard abs.
Good to know, right?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 14, 2019:
Along with native Americans (who claim they've always been here), there is a long list of other nationalities who "discovered" America prior to Columbus. Here's the real story when Columbus "discovered" America the printing press had been invented so everybody found out about it. Publicity ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@AmmaRE007 His assumption was he'd found riches of India and that the mainland couldn't be that far away. Ergo, he called the inhabitants Indians.
Birth control in the bible belt....
scurry comments on Oct 14, 2019:
Welp. That's gonna hurt to take off.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Not a chance. First time she needs to urinate, she'll rip that tape right off. After the third duct tape experience, she will have saved herself a trip to beauty shop for a Brazilian. I'd ramble on a bit about crotch shaving women but the children in the room would start taking notes.
Birth control in the bible belt....
scurry comments on Oct 14, 2019:
Welp. That's gonna hurt to take off.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 14, 2019:
If nothing else, that'll kill the mood for the evening.
In order to go camping, the first rule is get there.
TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2019:
I've never had an issue with AAA. I've been a member since 2001. Saved my bacon many times! Only thing I can whine about is sometimes the tow truck driver is way late. That's not under their control. I had a tire blow out near denver. I asked if they would take me to a shop that took a check (the ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 14, 2019:
>I've never had an issue with AAA. Each AAA is it's own fiefdom. In Florida it was the good one. In South Carolina it's "terror tales." The reason for the late tow truck is because AAA pays tow trucks the lowest tow rates. Therefore tow trucks serve those paying the highest rate first putting AAA customers as the low man on the totem pole. AAA has a lot of discount offers and they'll fill your mail box full of junk mail to tell you about them.
A day at the beach.
St-Sinner comments on Oct 14, 2019:
Gosh.... Please take me there...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 14, 2019:
Like I'd take the SUV to Texas (1,500 miles one way), stuff you in the back seat and yell "We're off to Black's Beach, California!" If you want to go there by yourself, it's near San Diego.
MASA not MAGA. Make America Sick Again!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 14, 2019:
## Sometimes I wonder how cute is my doctor's pharmaceutical representative is.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 14, 2019:
@TheGreatShadow > Just like news anchors. Never saw an ugly one. They go into radio.
For all the single people on here that want to try a different online dating site.
HippieChick58 comments on Oct 14, 2019:
Make up an account and let me know what you think. If it is free maybe I will make one up, what the hell do I have to lose?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 14, 2019:
One gal with a sexy pose told me she gained a collection of photos of guys in tiny bathing trunks. She said my photo of a well dressed man is why she wanted to go out with me. "Why," she said with a sense of amazement, "you even had a **hat.**
Outrageous just wrong
TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2019:
Most modern wars are over money. Most wars overall is religion. Both be bullshit.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 14, 2019:
@TheGreatShadow War is a business. Invest your son.
IRASCIBLE.
LenHazell53 comments on Oct 14, 2019:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!!!!! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😒😒😒
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 14, 2019:
@Marionville We can all do our small bit to reduce plastic waste. We? Both Petunia and her dad prefer paper and plastic so they don't have to wash anything. Paper napkins and paper towels are all the rage with them. To be kind to her, he's likely to give her paper plates, plastic eating forks and spoons, paper towels, paper napkins . . . . if she doesn't buy them first. On the far extreme, I think it's cheaper to wash than to throw away. I never buy disposables. When I'm at a restaurant and they serve the food with plastic knives, I whip out my buck knife which **cuts food.** The buck knife act grouses out Petunia. She is so IRASCIBLE.
Outrageous just wrong
TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2019:
Most modern wars are over money. Most wars overall is religion. Both be bullshit.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 14, 2019:
If money is bullshit, drop your pile on my doorstep. I'll be happy. 💩💩💩💩
IRASCIBLE.
LenHazell53 comments on Oct 14, 2019:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!!!!! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😒😒😒
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 14, 2019:
@Marionville Pick one with Petunia. This morning she was yelling at me this morning because I served her grits with a plastic spoon. She said the plastic spoons were for camping. We go camping two times a year. We have 10,000 plastic spoons.
Tartle (Scots) The nearly onomatopoeic word for that panicky hesitation just before you have to ...
Marionville comments on Oct 14, 2019:
I’m Scots and this is new to me.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 14, 2019:
You're a plural Scot? 😌 The secondary definition from the Urban Dictionary is: *"A "tartle" is the piece of shit that sticks to a cows ass. It can also refer to humans, as the piece of shit that balls up and stick to your ass hair when wiping."* *"Due to to it being stuck to your ass it remains close and follows you , so it is commonly used to refer to a hang-a-long or stalker that follows you everywhere."* It adds that definition is common in Northern Ireland. Ah, how word usage changes. 😊😇 BTW, the first definition is backed up by other dictionaries.
Pana Po’o (Hawaiian) “Hmm, now where did I leave those keys?
AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 13, 2019:
Great expression! How about: ***Hamajang*** meaning all mixed up, askew, or "wonky." And then there is: ***Daikon Legs,*** if your tan needs work and your pale skin is noticeable.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 13, 2019:
How about: Cinemuck n. The combination of popcorn, candy, and soda pop on movie theater floors that makes them sticky. Ambaguous (am-bag-you-us) adj. Unable to decide which bag to take on a trip. Women are sometimes ambaguous about which purse goes better with which dress

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