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You don't have shit

JackPedigo comments on Mar 20, 2019:

SOB has 5 billion dollars. Let him spend his own money if he thinks it soo important.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

It's what he **says** he has. You know not to trust him.

How Liberals are Destroying America!!!

JacarC comments on Mar 19, 2019:

The left is selective about what science to understand and believe. Just like the right. The left is actively engaged in suppression of free speech by deplatforming scientists such as Richard Dawkins. The left tolerates and defend the activities of those who are doing the prophet's work by ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

>Well, don't get me started. It's too late!

Now that's a scardy cat!! ?

EllieUnique comments on Mar 20, 2019:

A roach is what would make me jump

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

Ah, Florida home of the two inch long FLYING roaches that live in leaf piles.

Food for thought

WaywardAtheist comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I want to laugh but I find it sexist. I know it's just humor, but women have been stereotyped as "the nag" for far too long. I'll compromise and give it a chuckle!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@WaywardAtheist equal opportunity strikes again!

Sounds severe

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Normally what breaks a drought is a flood event.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

I can't see them taking up the signs the second the drought breaks.

Food for thought

WaywardAtheist comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I want to laugh but I find it sexist. I know it's just humor, but women have been stereotyped as "the nag" for far too long. I'll compromise and give it a chuckle!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

>women have been stereotyped as "the nag" for far too long. I must be too innocent to determine the gender of either fish.

'Ya think there might have been a photo shop?

TheDoubter comments on Mar 18, 2019:

it's all good, clean fun

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@TheDoubter Us young innocents would **never** tell a dirty joke. ;-)

'Ya think there might have been a photo shop?

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Is that really Barron?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

It's Papa Smurf. Make up does wonders. ;-)

How Liberals are Destroying America!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Worse, liberals want to keep guns out of the hands of certifiably insane and jailbirds.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@OpposingOpposum Someone who has depression . . . isn't statistically more likely to be dangerous than anyone else. They're more likely to kill themselves. Their favorite device is gun.

Good Morning All.

Rignor comments on Mar 18, 2019:

ICD-10-CM... If you know what that is, you'll know what special kind of hell I'm in at the moment!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@thislife The ICD-10-CM (International Classification of Diseases, Tenth Revision, Clinical Modification) is a system used by physicians and other healthcare providers to classify and code all diagnoses, symptoms and procedures recorded in conjunction with hospital care in the United States. He's not telling squat.

Well let me say this about Trump.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Trump: "There must be Collusion with the Democrats and, of course, Russia! " Yea, they all get together for coffee and cakes to over throw the country Thursdays from 10 a.m. to noon. Pure madness speaks for Trump.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

One time, Stephen Colbert made a joke that Trump's orange skin is the result of his mother being an orangutan. Trump's lawyers threatened to sue if he didn't take it back and apologize. Colbert doubled down on Trump jokes and no let up in sight.

Recently seen lurking in "Food Glorious Food" was one of the best malapropism's that I have ever ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

"Worcetershire" is misspelled. It should be "Hamburger steak" not "Hamburger Steak." My favorite: properly used an ellipsis is a set of three periods ( . . . ) indicating an omission. Each period should have a single space on either side. There's a wealth of sentence fragments in the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue I've yet to see anchovies sold at the fish market here in the states. I find it fascinating to see them swarm in bait balls, until I notice the sharks that follow bait balls. After that I get out of the water. It's been more than a decade since I saw a pizza parlor offer anchovies on a pizza.

No truth in advertising

Pralina1 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Who eats there anymore ????

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

"McDonald's feeds 68 million people per day, that's about 1 percent of the world's population. . . . Americans alone consume one billion pounds of beef at McDonald's in a year – five and a half million head of cattle." Source: https://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2012/04/30/13-Disturbing-Facts-About-McDonalds How many of those people **admit it** is another story.

NINCOMPOOP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I wonder if it's related to a regular poop.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@Marionville We've got the superior quality stuff as well.

Recently seen lurking in "Food Glorious Food" was one of the best malapropism's that I have ever ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

"Worcetershire" is misspelled. It should be "Hamburger steak" not "Hamburger Steak." My favorite: properly used an ellipsis is a set of three periods ( . . . ) indicating an omission. Each period should have a single space on either side. There's a wealth of sentence fragments in the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue I like to gross people out who use Worcestershire by pointing out it has anchovies in it. Nobody spends any time reading the fine print.

NINCOMPOOP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I wonder if it's related to a regular poop.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@Marionville >I think that’s only in the USA. Just me and 330 million people. :-)

How people even wake up and function during the day , ughhh ! A night owl in the day light , I am ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

The early worm gets the bird.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@Pralina1 The light at the end of the tunnel is an on coming train.

NINCOMPOOP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I wonder if it's related to a regular poop.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@Marionville Interesting. I normally hear it used to refer to a bowel movement.

[diversityinc.

Looking4-Others comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I guess since their leader tells them it's okay to be open with their racism because he shows his at every opportunity. Disgusting!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@Arachne He couldn’t fight a girl. After he belted his music teacher, his parents sent him off to military school.

Oh ya! She thinks Trump is “honest”.

MojoDave comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Poor little confused girl. She'll learn... don't get too close to Twrump. His hands tend to wander!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

The pay is way up there for those who spank him during a weekend dalliance. Hey, six figures? Ergo, sluts ahoy!

Oh ya! She thinks Trump is “honest”.

KKGator comments on Mar 17, 2019:

"Good thing she is pretty", does not apply here. She's a fucking idiot. Anyone who thinks 45 is "honest", is a fucking idiot.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

>She's a fucking idiot. As if frequent sexual indulgence requires brains. On line there seems to be no shortage of whiners who aren't getting any.

Recently seen lurking in "Food Glorious Food" was one of the best malapropism's that I have ever ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

"Worcetershire" is misspelled. It should be "Hamburger steak" not "Hamburger Steak." My favorite: properly used an ellipsis is a set of three periods ( . . . ) indicating an omission. Each period should have a single space on either side. There's a wealth of sentence fragments in the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Sylvester the cat knows the correct way to pronounce it although he'll get spit all over the place. "Oh father!" Sylvester Jr.

MELLIFLUOUS/ MELLIFLUENT - Adjective.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

It's how I describe my extra large wind chimes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

@Marionville Does Irish stew include mutton?

Update on the man who was a little "off" on the phone.

273kelvin comments on Mar 17, 2019:

A gentleman learns though time. Never to mention a ladies weight however obliquely. It is simply the elephant in the room.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

. . . and elephants never forget. You can tell them beautiful a thousand times and they'll forget that. Call them fat once and the elephant won't forget that.

That would do it.

MrLink comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Hehe ... what's the story behind this?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

It better be a **good** story.

From giants to baboons

KKGator comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Pretty much the last time republicans were still human beings, and not corporate shills.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

I liked Ike.

Bartenders have no sense of humor

bookofmorons comments on Mar 17, 2019:

never understood buyin good booze just toss it up again lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

In my youth, I always upchucked the bad booze. You know you are no longer young when throwing up isn't fun and you've moved up to the good stuff.

Seems legit....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

They are desperate to keep poorly paid employees

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

@Rudy1962 High turn over means a higher costs in training new employees. I used to cover small towns in Dixie where they'd hire inexperienced people to use their earth movers (aka goo scrapers) at the landfill. Once the new employees became experienced and wrecked their share of equipment, they'd move north where the wages were higher. It was a trade off. Either let the inexperienced workers wreck the equipment before they left or pay high wages to experienced workers **not** to wreck the equipment. At McDonalds, it explains why the certain machines go down frequently.

MELLIFLUOUS/ MELLIFLUENT - Adjective.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

It's how I describe my extra large wind chimes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

@Marionville Same thing here in Seneca, SC but we have a chronic shortage of wee folk. Crack of dawn it was barely above freezing 37f/3c. The place to be is a couple of hundred miles south of me, Savannah, Georgia. They go overboard on St. Paddy's celebrations. I'm going to settle for the local Irish pub, Mullins. My insignificant other, Petunia, is counting on a plate of cabbage and corned beef at the pub. If they eat that sort of stuff in Northern Ireland, I have no idea.

MELLIFLUOUS/ MELLIFLUENT - Adjective.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

It's how I describe my extra large wind chimes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

@Marionville When I can hear them inside the house, a hard rain is about to fall.

Seems legit....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

They are desperate to keep poorly paid employees

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

Part time, no benefits, workers who aren't paid a living wage. Therefore the company is always hiring and training new employees. Therefore my maximum "If they're always looking to hire someone, you should look elsewhere."

I remember the first time I heard this quote, it kind of startled me; and each time I come upon it, ...

Cast1es comments on Mar 16, 2019:

My father decided he was going to have a son . And here I came . Needless to say he was disappointed , so he tried again , and got the son he wanted . He should never have named me George . Big mistake . Yeah , life was rough for awhile . But in the end , I am , who I am , and I am pleased with ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

@Cast1es The novel centers around two main characters, Lenny and George. Lenny is a large gentle hulk like man with the mental capacity of a five year old. He is dedicated to following George and doing whatever George asks. Lenny tells others that he looks after George because one time he told George to jump in a lake and George almost drowned. The guilt made Lenny decide to look after George. The setting of the novel is the Great Depression. The two are wandering farm workers (hobos) who believe they can earn enough money to buy a home and settle down. Georgia pesters Lenny over the details of their future home and wants a rabbit hutch in the back yard. To gentle George, a rabbit is the ideal love object. (See where Bugs Bunny enters?) Once the farmer's daughter decides to seduce George, things take a terrible turn.

I remember the first time I heard this quote, it kind of startled me; and each time I come upon it, ...

Cast1es comments on Mar 16, 2019:

My father decided he was going to have a son . And here I came . Needless to say he was disappointed , so he tried again , and got the son he wanted . He should never have named me George . Big mistake . Yeah , life was rough for awhile . But in the end , I am , who I am , and I am pleased with ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2019:

How many times have you heard "George, George? Can I have a rabbit, George? I'll hug him and love him and feed him . . . ." Hate to think how old I was before I found out it's a reference to the novel *Of Mice and Men.*

Beware this is me in a nutshell

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

8) So old that "long ago" is a long period of time is sometimes called a 'coon's age. For example "It's been a coon's age since anyone on line darkened my door step."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2019:

@Haemish1 Average raccoon lives for three years. A score of years, means 20 years.

It all comes from the tap

KKGator comments on Mar 16, 2019:

It means you're a fucking idiot. Same with paying $5 for a cup of coffee. Some people have more money than sense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2019:

>Same with paying $5 for a cup of coffee. Not the same. The $5 cup of coffee has more ingredients than the bottled water. Now for the longer story. With the $5 coffee it's been doctored six ways. It may have whipped cream, sugar, some type of syrup, extra milk froth and it's the expensive "fair trade" coffee beans, perhaps direct from war torn Ethiopia. On the far extreme, Petunia wants home brew Maxwell House. Maxwell House is blend of beans from whatever country. Her black coffee cost for about a nickle for her pint size coffee mug. Her mug comes from Clemson University. It's a big one. On cold nights she wants decaf, a half ounce of Jamison Irish whiskey, whipped cream and sugar (Irish coffee) in an eight ounce mug. At home $1.25. At the bar, $8. I drink espresso in the morning. Since it's home brew, it's a whopping ten cents for an eight ounce mug. At the coffee bar, it's $1.50 an ounce. If I ordered eight ounces it'd be $12 mug (before sales taxes). With bottled water it's city water (tap municipal) that has been filtered through an activated charcoal filter. My filter is good for 200 gallons before the manufacture says it OUGHT to be replaced. It runs out to less than a penny a pint. This means the **same** bottled water in a jug is a far larger rip off than using a home filter.

Hot off the grill.. Later gator..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

When cooked like this, alligator is greasy though it is a presentation piece. I prefer it in small bite sized chunks deep fried like catfish.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2019:

@glennlab There are those, including myself, who cook the guts. Admittedly, it has become difficult to find a butcher who offers brains, heart, etc. for sale.

Hot off the grill.. Later gator..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

When cooked like this, alligator is greasy though it is a presentation piece. I prefer it in small bite sized chunks deep fried like catfish.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2019:

@glennlab "we cook"? I can think of those who eat insects, guts in tack.

Feel the love❤?

germangirl90439 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

He makes me laugh and loves me. But I'm funnier than he is, he just doesn't get my jokes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2019:

@Petter I hesitate to recount the number of times people didn't get the joke although almost everyone else understood the joke and laughed.

Hot off the grill.. Later gator..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

When cooked like this, alligator is greasy though it is a presentation piece. I prefer it in small bite sized chunks deep fried like catfish.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2019:

I assume that it would have its guts removed before it was grilled.

That's why I prefer cats. What do you say?

Lennie comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Dogs are more fun! ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2019:

If you don't mind stepping in dog shit.

That's why I prefer cats. What do you say?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Like them both for their different personalities & behaviors. It also sort of depends on life situation. Cats need, as a rule, less "care", so if you go out a lot or travel on weekends, they get by. Not so with dogs, & they tend to be much "needier".

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Your cat won't need to be put on a leash twice a day because it's not house trained. Show a cat a litter box and it knows what to do.

Why would I lose almost 3000 points?

bigpawbullets comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I stole them.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Going for level 23, where they send you Paula Poundstone for your next birthday party?

Tried to take a picture of the wind force right now.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Want to talk about wind? This picture was taken next to the summit of Grandfather Mountain, NC. They're bent this way because of gale force winds. To get to the summit, one needs to cross a swinging bridge.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch See, if'n you'd gone hiking with me instead of Petunia; we could BOTH have reached the summit, along with the rest of the crowd. Pictured: the summit at the other end of the bridge. Grandfather Mountain is a popular North Carolina nature preserve. Comes with it's own zoo, including Mildred the bear.

In praise of women and youth and courage against far right extremists.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Followed by the Soviet Union putting her country under an iron thumb.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@NJSnarky . . . was never part of the Soviet Union and fiercely maintained its separate state after WWII. It went under a puppet dictatorship (J.B. Tito) closely aligned with the USSR. >Who ruled Yugoslavia after ww2? Josip Broz Tito Partisan leader Josip Broz Tito ruled the country as president until his death in 1980. In 1963, the country was renamed again, as the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (SFRY) . . . In the West, Tito was thought of as a loyal communist leader, second only to Stalin in the Eastern Bloc. However, having largely liberated itself with only limited Red Army support, Yugoslavia steered an independent course, and was constantly experiencing tensions with the Soviet Union. Yugoslavia - Wikipedia

Hahahaha

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

In the political groups, there's plenty of people calling politicans, et al, Nazis with no idea what a Nazis is. When pressed, they can't define the political stance of Nazis. It's a case of anyone they don't like is a Nazi.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@EricTrommater Oh fudge. That'll teach me to expostulate and expand theories.

Tried to take a picture of the wind force right now.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Want to talk about wind? This picture was taken next to the summit of Grandfather Mountain, NC. They're bent this way because of gale force winds. To get to the summit, one needs to cross a swinging bridge.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Cast1es I posted TWO photos, although it was tempting to post one of Petunia sitting on a bench rather than follow me across the swinging bridge to the summit. Any tree branch that tries to grow into the wind is stripped bare. Notice all the tree branches point in one way. The tree branches don't grow into the direction of the prevailing winds.

Hahahaha

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

In the political groups, there's plenty of people calling politicans, et al, Nazis with no idea what a Nazis is. When pressed, they can't define the political stance of Nazis. It's a case of anyone they don't like is a Nazi.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@EricTrommater I'm confused how Godwin's law relates to the Israeli secret service. Perhaps you're saying that the longer a discussion goes on, the more likely you'll hear someone associate another person with a group they don't like? I used to run into people on the internet who insisted that Jews run the US, although something like 98% of the US aren't Jewish. Under my theory, if you argue against an Arab stance you'll be declared part of the Grand Jewish Conspiracy. Likewise if you enjoy ethnic humor you'll be called a Klansman.

How Trump wants to whack Medicare and Medicaid spending [cnn.

KKGator comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Back when the republicans rammed their "tax cuts" through, an awful lot of people brought this up. I've had it. We're stupid. Every terrible thing that's coming, we deserve it. We were either too stupid, or too apathetic, to do anything to stop it. We've gotten the government we voted for. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

>We've gotten the government we voted for. The majority of Americans **didn't** vote. We got the government of the minority, the semi-literate, rural idiots.

Hahahaha

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

In the political groups, there's plenty of people calling politicans, et al, Nazis with no idea what a Nazis is. When pressed, they can't define the political stance of Nazis. It's a case of anyone they don't like is a Nazi.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Electro68 One time I was debating Middle Eastern politics with a guy. He claimed I **had** to be working for the Israeli secret service because I disagreed with him. He refused to believe that I've yet to find a synagogue or a Jew after living in upstate South Carolina since I moved here in 2003. He also refused hunt down a Jew or a synagogue in upstate South Carolina. It's not like I want to hunt 'em down, I wanted for him to prove I COULD find one. I also wanted to know how much Israeli is paying me and **where is my paycheck?**

Jesus and Mo are at it again !

Marionville comments on Mar 13, 2019:

They are both pick n’ mix religions....just pick out the passages you agree with and mix up the minds of the believers!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

I have had fundamentalists tell me their daughter was worth more than 60 pieces of silver. Pick me up a couple of gals while you are down at the Methodist Church, ok? Put them on my Visa.

Chris Rock has a joke about most relationships not lasting, because it’s too hard to keep up the ...

Jama765 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I dated a guy once that was married. Lied to me multiple times over it they had been a part for 10 years but neither cared to fill out the papers. I could deal with that but not the lies about it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Cast1es There is absolutely NO chance we will ever get back together Yepper. That's why in my reply I put the word "**could**" in bold face. Because you've are in separated status until you get a divorce, nobody is **likely** to marry you. That being said, it's difficult to forget Woody Guthrie. Whenever he tired of his current wife, he left town and married a **another** woman. At the time of his death, he was married to three of them. Woody is one reason I think marriage ought to have a three year renewable contract. After three years you might change your mind and not renew the contract.

Chris Rock has a joke about most relationships not lasting, because it’s too hard to keep up the ...

Jama765 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I dated a guy once that was married. Lied to me multiple times over it they had been a part for 10 years but neither cared to fill out the papers. I could deal with that but not the lies about it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@MrLizard "Separated" means they **could** get back together. It also means it's unlikely a person is going to get married to the separated spouse. I used to know one guy who got divorced *three times* to the same woman. He died while married to *same woman.*

I've been cussed at for not buying anything.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Fucking capitalists

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

If they are fucking, it'd explain why there are so many of them.

Good luck with that

bookofmorons comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Dogs are so trusting

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Until you decide to visit the junkyard after hours.

Chris Rock has a joke about most relationships not lasting, because it’s too hard to keep up the ...

Petter comments on Mar 13, 2019:

No one will ever "win". If you hide something that later comes to light, you lose. If you're brutally honest, you lose. But even if you cannot "win", you can sometimes force a "draw", where there is a trade off between reality and fiction.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Until they meet me in person, people on line buy my claim of youth and innocence.

Chris Rock has a joke about most relationships not lasting, because it’s too hard to keep up the ...

Jama765 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I dated a guy once that was married. Lied to me multiple times over it they had been a part for 10 years but neither cared to fill out the papers. I could deal with that but not the lies about it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Start off telling a person you're married, you won't be dating them.

I won't explain.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Of course if you don't look but smile at anyone else, you're likely to get an angry comment like "Oi gay boy what's wrong with me!"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

Then there's these gals . . . .

I have been in this position many times.

Cast1es comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Heat a pan of water . Keeping the jar itself out of the hot water , place the lid in the hot water . Heat makes things expand . With the jar still cool , and the lid expanded , it's easier to remove .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

Works but it couldn't hurt to tap the lid a couple of times.

Next time I hear hey sexy!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Satan: your imaginary foe for your imaginary deity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev Devilishly good reply for getting behind me.

The more perverted version.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

# Side story # Side show at the circus was a guy who bit off chicken heads. This was the guy called a *geek.* This information is presented to you by the more you know.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev Until Petunia discovered the hardships involved she wanted to be a mountain hermit. Before I showed up, she'd gone 20 years without a date.

Don't buy grated cheese because . . .

Lennie comments on Mar 12, 2019:

My blind friend says this is the most violent books he's ever read! ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

For what it is worth, at one time the Florida's department of blind services hired me to read college text books to the blind. This provided me with epic tales to tell around the camp fire.

The more perverted version.

Naejidlopalev comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Way wrong! Remove feathers first jeez

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

Who says research isn't fun?

Summer is coming,the shrimp ladies gonna come out!????

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Good head on her shoulders.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

@Boomtarat03 I throw the head in the stock pot.

Not mine personally.