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Hide the USS John McCain! Don't upset the Orange Baffon. [cnn.com]
HippieChick58 comments on May 30, 2019:
Gotta keep him in his little fantasy land.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2019:
Only if you have a job where you serve at his pleasure. Otherwise, he'll call you names just like any spoiled brat.
Just read an an article saying their are now military patches with trumps likeness on it! Wtf?
bobwjr comments on May 30, 2019:
No way not in Nazi America yet
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2019:
@TheGreatShadow There are several other well established and reputable sources that tell the same tale besides the New York Times. For me that passes the test as likely story. If it's only one source, it's a true story they just made up.
Just read an an article saying their are now military patches with trumps likeness on it! Wtf?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/28/navy-probing-patches-worn-during-trumps-wasp-visit/ According to the Navy brass, military uniforms aren't supposed to wear patches supporting politics but are willing to look the other way for Trump.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2019:
@TheGreatShadow It is a well sharpened point suitable for coring tomatoes.
I think I'll plan one of these for my next gathering.
Marionville comments on May 29, 2019:
Never heard of it.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2019:
@itsmedammit >I have seen a restaurant or two with the word in their name. Both of them so horrible they went out of business before the health department closed them down. Care for a slice of baloney on our ambigu?
Describes my cat, Percy.
AnonySchmoose comments on May 30, 2019:
He's in the submissive pose. He's very pretty and clean looking too. What did he do when you told him he was pusillanimous?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2019:
Running in unholy fear from cardboard boxes he knocked over. Any kind of loud noises he runs from in terror.
Describes my cat, Percy.
aahouck49 comments on May 30, 2019:
Percy seems to have it all under control, and cats like to be worshipped!!! Tell Percy he is lookin mighty fine and up to : what am I going to do next to warthog!! He is saying I lack courage, well, I do not agree and so he is not looking to timid to me, just plotting your demise!!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2019:
>what am I going to do next to warthog!! This morning he ran up behind me on rocket power, wrapped his paws around by shins, gave me a slight love bite, got his claws to barely sink through my pants and went running away at warp speed before I gave him a swift kick. When he draws blood, he knows no matter where he hides I'll be hosing him down with a spray water bottle if not something worse.
Nearing hurricane season. Time to get the party favors out!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
When I lived in Florida, hurricane meant free firewood for the winter.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2019:
@EyesThatSmile The firewood was for day three. By day three, if the electricity had not been restored people realized all the food in the freezer wouldn't stay frozen. Therefore they held a block barbecue and used it all the thawing large slabs of meat to feed the block. On day two, those with generators fired them up and took their TVs outside. Crowds from around the block gathered. Ohhh...television. Until the power returned, might as well party. Day one was recovery from the hurricane party that used copious amounts of fruit punch and rum.
Anybody else confused!??
thinktwice comments on May 29, 2019:
Use that fancy phone and get an app to convert if you don't know, you lazy fuck...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2019:
@thinktwice >travel with someone who knows. These days I'd be happier with a gal who travels light. I still have nightmares of dragging 80 pounds of her luggage over flights of stairs in the Paris Metro. I knew one gal who said she wanted to go backpacking with me. She didn’t want to bring much. Just two tents, a rug, a whisk broom, a propane stove, a teakettle, a skillet, a saucepan, bug spray, sun screen, soap, a washcloth, two air mattresses, a pair of sleeping bags, pillows, something flip flap jacks with, insulated egg carrier, milk, flour, salt pepper, steaks, a whole chicken, a big spoon, a knife, a cast iron barbeque charcoal burner, a jacket, toiletries, an ice cooler, a machete, a new swim suit, a saw, a table cloth, a citronella candle, matches, firewood, garbage bag, hammock, dishpan detergent, clothesline, folding stools, steel wool, a dish towel, a lantern with extra propane and mantles, aluminum foil, paper towels a pair of flashlights with extra batteries, paper plates, a radio, binoculars, cups, glasses, silverware, a camera, a bird identification book, playing cards, coffee, a coffee maker, two gallons of vodka . . . . Just toss all in a backpack before the hitting the trail.
I think I'll plan one of these for my next gathering.
Marionville comments on May 29, 2019:
Never heard of it.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2019:
@itsmedammit >I think it's making a comeback! Scale says it's close to flat lined. It peaked between 1650 and 1750. It barely gets off the bottom of the scale after that. My guess is that style of buffet has been replaced by the salad bar.
Here comes the rain again... oh goodie!...
Petter comments on May 29, 2019:
If you've got some spare rain, we could use it here. You can keep the wind, thanks.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
I want to hear my wind chimes to go ring-a-ding-ding. I bought the extra large ones so I'd know when to fold up my market umbrella on the front porch while I'm inside the house.
Strange in deed.
Haemish1 comments on May 29, 2019:
I haven’t seen any dolphins for quite some time now - it’s starting to make sense:)
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
Did you ever have dolphins in Montana?
Anybody else confused!??
thinktwice comments on May 29, 2019:
Use that fancy phone and get an app to convert if you don't know, you lazy fuck...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
Meh. I made a metric to American standard equivalent spreadsheet instead. Took me awhile to find the acres to hectares formula. It's been enormously helpful when I'm writing pen pals from abroad. Built the spreadsheet from scratch. It's a case of a fancy Dan computer without the phone app. Additionally, the spreadsheet covers weight in stones to weight in pounds. Over the years, I even added a section to convert US dollars into Swedish Krona (SEK). Ah the things I do to explain things to people living abroad. > and get an app to convert if you don't know, you lazy fuck... Why that must make me a hard working extra clever fuck. There you are, missing out.
Anybody else confused!??
Haemish1 comments on May 29, 2019:
And when they give the temperature in Celsius- how do you know what to wear?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
See my reply on this subject at the top of the page and realize why American women ought to take me abroad.
Here comes the rain again... oh goodie!...
BufftonBeotch comments on May 29, 2019:
We need some here in coastal SC. It has been really hot.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
AC don't fail us now!
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
IamNobody comments on May 27, 2019:
What a life that son of a gun had !!!!! ( Heck YES, IamJelous )
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
@IamNobody If you don't know what I mean, I was praising his literary skills. It was how he paid for his life of wild excess. See if'n you got the bucks . . . . .
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Freedompath comments on May 27, 2019:
...I would never knock cause I wouldn’t want to be used and discarded, like trash!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
@Freedompath . . . . and shoot him? He was an (unhealthy) human being after all! Kill the unhealthy and the weak is one of the central pillars of bestiality.
Love Over F--kery, Pt 2 Preventing misery is a much better and more important objective than ...
Petter comments on May 29, 2019:
"We need more of us". That indeed is my sincerely held belief.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
What group of smug people don't think they need more people just like themselves?
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Diogenes comments on May 29, 2019:
I am not going to address anyone in particular- and this is going to be the last time I address this issue. I am HARDY a saint-- by any measurement. Being the geezer that I am, I would rather die of a heart attack, while fucking- than being ripped apart by somebody's bomb. A few years back, right...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
@Diogenes I wasn't finished. One can always go back edit a post. At the top right hand corner is an icon with three bars. Click on that and you'll get a scroll down menu that includes the option to edit. Click on edit and you can add more to your original post. If you're like me, the second time you'd edit the more glaring errors in your text that you missed. > what if everybody acted like him? We'd be making insane amounts of money, hang out with intellectuals and the famous, keep replacing girl friends or wives for younger ones. We'd get a small library of functional pre-nups and get good at birth control. Of course, there's the mansion and optional zoo. > For one thing there would be a huge increase in STD. More like we'd be constantly taking STD tests and comparing STD test results. This is common in the porno industry. They want to make sure all the best paid employees don't die.
I think I'll plan one of these for my next gathering.
Marionville comments on May 29, 2019:
Never heard of it.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
If the graph is to be believed, almost nobody else has heard of it either since the 1800's.
Ok, guys, do you find this video sexy? [youtu.be]
BufftonBeotch comments on May 29, 2019:
So music videos presentation of women has not changed in 30+ years. Clown face makeup and grind that pelvis like you are milling grain up in there. Teach those seven year olds the true value of women in the world.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
>Teach those seven year olds the true value of women in the world. If there's a text book that completely covers that topic, I wonder if a fork lift could move it.
This trip has been remarkable as far as weather goes.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:
It would have been nice to see titles to these pictures that say where they were taken.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
@glennlab . . . Rocky Mountains, Colorado, near the continental divide. Pesky trifling details. Also see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi7VecgXsSE
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Marionville comments on May 27, 2019:
He could never have been accused of misleading anyone about his intentions!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
@Marionville Whoever "we" is I don't think they've read his Playboy Philosophy. It spread over years of articles in his magazine. As far as I know, it's never been compiled into a book.
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
IamNobody comments on May 27, 2019:
What a life that son of a gun had !!!!! ( Heck YES, IamJelous )
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
His literary evolution started with a men's magazine, Esquire. Esquire is the Atlantic magazine for men about town with pg-13 cartoons. Hugh started Playboy with r-rated photos (later upgraded to full frontal nudity) and the same literary quality and plugs for expensive accessories as Esquire. When it came down to getting prize winning authors of the day to contribute to his magazine and prominent people to interview, Heff had no equal. What killed the magazine was when he retired and post office deciding a person could subscribe to x-rated magazines like Hustler.
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Freedompath comments on May 27, 2019:
...I would never knock cause I wouldn’t want to be used and discarded, like trash!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
@Diogenes It may surprise you . . . . . . . to make any self praising claim you want. Not that I'd ever do that amazingly amazing creature and awe inspiring handsome devil that I am. ;-)
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Freedompath comments on May 27, 2019:
...I would never knock cause I wouldn’t want to be used and discarded, like trash!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 29, 2019:
@Diogenes Men who molest children should be given the lash. I missed something here. When was the topic of the causes and punishment of child molesters enter the discussion? Child porn is illegal, thus making it difficult if not impossible to find. A relatively insignificant percentage of the population are aroused by naked children. It has been argued that child molesters who **do** find child porno masturbate looking at it, thus keeping children safe. While people claim we have freedom of speech in this country, any view that supports child molesters, the villagers will come looking for the poster, comments on discussion medium will be banned as well as the poster and any book supporting it will be removed from sale if not banned as well. Laws on where a child molester may live after getting out of jail are so restrictive, it's likely they're never getting out of jail because they can't find a place to live. Therefore, do not expect to hear any opposition on your position. As a practical issue, free speech is not allowed on this topic. It makes people wet their panties.
Lindsey Graham said if the House voted for impeachment, the tRumpthuglicans in the Senate would ...
freeofgod comments on May 28, 2019:
Graham is correct. Impeachment of Trump would benefit Trump. The Senate would not impeach and Trump would be yelling fake news. His base would believe it. As much as I want that bastard out of office I have to agree with Pelosi. Waiting out his term would be the smartest move. Very much like WAG THE...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
@Freedompath If he gets re-elected it'll be because the democrats couldn't come up with a good candidate to run against him.
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Freedompath comments on May 27, 2019:
...I would never knock cause I wouldn’t want to be used and discarded, like trash!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
@Freedompath how about ‘because of porn?’ How about because of country/western music? Old joke: if you play CW backwards, you join AA, trade in the pick up truck for a down payment on a BMW limo, get an office job, the spouse takes you to a marriage councilor, you replace the dog with a cat and get a master's in business administration. Disclaimer: I can't stand CW. Petunia is in love with it. Both CW and porno center around fantasies that are unproven to drive a person to do anything.
[youtu.be]
SiouxcitySue comments on May 28, 2019:
Although this is funny, I really, really hope it can't be true.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
@mcgeo52 I've heard most of the same thing from multiple reliable sources, therefore I agree with you it's true.
Lindsey Graham said if the House voted for impeachment, the tRumpthuglicans in the Senate would ...
freeofgod comments on May 28, 2019:
Graham is correct. Impeachment of Trump would benefit Trump. The Senate would not impeach and Trump would be yelling fake news. His base would believe it. As much as I want that bastard out of office I have to agree with Pelosi. Waiting out his term would be the smartest move. Very much like WAG THE...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
>Waiting out his term would be the smartest move. By the time the impeachment process was close to concluded, Trump's term will be over. However, it would allow the airing of so much criminal and treasonous behavior it would be absolutely certain that he wouldn't get re-elected.
Lindsey Graham said if the House voted for impeachment, the tRumpthuglicans in the Senate would ...
Mofo1953 comments on May 28, 2019:
Fuck them all!!!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
A man with ambition!
Lindsey Graham said if the House voted for impeachment, the tRumpthuglicans in the Senate would ...
St-Sinner comments on May 28, 2019:
This is politics and it has always been like this. What happened during Clinton impeachment? We are not any better.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
>What happened during Clinton impeachment? Lots of investigation that proved they hadn't committed any impeachable offenses.
I’ve made it to California! My car has logged 6,330 miles since April 4.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
Looks like you and the puppy dog are having fun.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
@UUNJ I wish I could travel with a cat. They don't have the temperament for it.
Good Morning All.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
1) Back in 2003, I realized it was going to get hotter and the hurricanes, which feed off of heat, were going to get stronger and more destructive. 2) I moved 500 miles (800 kilometers) north next to the mountains. 3) Drought conditions promise to continue now I've planted tomatoes. 4) ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
@sassygirl3869 The northeast US is getting more than it's share of liquid sunshine. A whole another story here in the southeastern US.
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Marionville comments on May 27, 2019:
He could never have been accused of misleading anyone about his intentions!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
In his heyday, he wrote long treaties about his outlook called the Playboy Philosophy.
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Freedompath comments on May 27, 2019:
...I would never knock cause I wouldn’t want to be used and discarded, like trash!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
@Freedompath it was just not splattered before crowds to be squandered. There was a crowd available? While I shamelessly admit to being a slut, (now I'm married, make that a slut in retirement), I've yet to see a crowd show up. It's always been one or two at a time, occasionally on a rotational basis.
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Freedompath comments on May 27, 2019:
...I would never knock cause I wouldn’t want to be used and discarded, like trash!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
@Diogenes my point was that the TV has all the twisted so-called "sexual" indoctrination that a person can stomach. Porno has better "indoctrination." Maybe it's strange luck of the draw, but I've yet to see a divorce on a porno show, wife beating or murder. Atypically, I prefer to watch documentaries and satirical shows.
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:
Fucking is fucking- so what? But if is done 'normally', male-female, such 'filth' is not allowed on TV. But, if a person has the misfortune of having one of those mind-sucking machines, a TV, murders, by the thousands, is considered "entertainment". At least Heifner's language was entertaining.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
> one of those mind-sucking machines, a TV, I refer to it as the one eyed God. Producers of most shows have two means to pander to the masses: sex or violence. They skip the graphic sex and go straight for the graphic violence. That's the key to where the American values are.
The only thing that is better than being bisexual for improving you chances of scoring is being in ...
m16566 comments on May 27, 2019:
If you're a trisexual you can try anyting
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
@Triphid You've got a dirty mind. I like that.
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
Freedompath comments on May 27, 2019:
...I would never knock cause I wouldn’t want to be used and discarded, like trash!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
Is that how you've treated hot, smoking sexy trash?
The bigger picture.
Redheadedgammy comments on May 26, 2019:
The right has been working on the dumbing down of America for over 40 years now. I'd say they did it.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
The *no child left behind* means they all graduate, no matter how stupid or dumb the little shit is.
The bigger picture.
LucyLoohoo comments on May 27, 2019:
ABSOLUTELY! And...we have to demonstrate to all the ignorant, hateful people that cooperation CAN succeed...science IS real....some government functions (as in ''democratic socialism") CAN work and education IS valuable enough to seek! PS...As a 27-year zoo educator, I've seen the results of ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
What's the "e" word? Elimination?
Hispanic men are laughing to tears ✌🏻🙌, " more for me Kevin , more for me " ...
BestWithoutGods comments on May 28, 2019:
Sounds like a hymn to sing in church: "Open Your Legs for Jesus." :P
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
Most twisted C&W song ever: *Jesus Kick Me Through the Goal Posts of Life.*
Is it too much to ask
surrealhoax comments on May 28, 2019:
High cheekbones and drinking the blood of your enemies. Sounds pretty nice.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
I'd rather serve my blood in a sausage casing.
Not a popular deity and I don't known why.
zeuser comments on May 27, 2019:
Larry Flynt?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 28, 2019:
It's been so long since I heard of him, I had to check to find out if he still lives.
Not a popular deity and I don't known why.
camne comments on May 27, 2019:
Aphrodite[a] is an ancient Greek goddess associated with love, beauty, pleasure, passion and procreation. She is identified with the planet Venus, which is named after the Roman goddess Venus, with whom Aphrodite was extensively syncretized. Aphrodite's major symbols include myrtles, roses, doves, ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
Where's the god/godless of tits and wine?
Different companies, different business models.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
Won't they order more food than the non-stoner?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
@surrealhoax That is the stereotype, haha! Tell it to the munchies.
Ha ha. Grumpy cat!
SiouxcitySue comments on May 27, 2019:
All hail grumpy cat who died in spite of our veneration. And now returns to . . . don't apple seeds contribute to cyanide?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
Almost. Apple seeds have compound that breaks down into cyanide when digested. One site warns that if you're going to kill yourself that way "You would need to finely chew and eat about 200 apple seeds, or about 40 apple cores, to receive a fatal dose." https://www.healthline.com/health/food-nutrition/are-apple-seeds-poisonous#lethal-dose
The only thing that is better than being bisexual for improving you chances of scoring is being in ...
m16566 comments on May 27, 2019:
If you're a trisexual you can try anyting
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Trisexual will try anything. Lassie! Don't come home.
The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...
brentan comments on May 27, 2019:
He was no ignorant hedonist.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
When he died, nobody said "He's gone to a better place now."
THE LACK OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
davers comments on May 23, 2019:
I find it amazing that the church will say that money is the root of all evil but then they expect you to give your dosh to them. And so many plonkers actually do! well they say a fool and his money is soon parted and let's face anyone who worships a middle bronze aged deity must 5 cans short of a 6...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
To be annoyingly correct, the bible verse is the **want** of money is the root of all evil, not money itself. Money is merely a tool. If your needs are few, you may wind up with a lot of money.
SVENGALI.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
I'll put a spell on you, he says.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
@Marionville Meanest looking women I've ever seen worked as bouncers at the New Orleans Voodoo Museum on the Rue d'Bourbon in the French quarter.
Laundromats are not my favorite places but my washer broke and can’t get a new one right now.
AnneWimsey comments on May 27, 2019:
I have Never had a new washer or dryer, exclusively get them from reconditioning places, usually $99 delivered, and they take the old one away. I am 70, almost 71, and would Never pay the outrageous prices for new laundry equipment!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
@Beowulfsfriend >What does that say? Planned obsolesce.
Laundromats are not my favorite places but my washer broke and can’t get a new one right now.
Jolanta comments on May 27, 2019:
Well there you see, every cloud has a silver lining, but probably was not his day.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
Behind ever silver lining there's a cloud. "Every bowl of vegetable soup is ringed with vegetables." -- W.C. Fields.
SVENGALI.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
I'll put a spell on you, he says.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
@Marionville I like this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXai-sgM-s
Weird all the way around.
LisaL81 comments on May 26, 2019:
What’s a bed dresser? Lol
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 27, 2019:
Comma shortage strikes!
the religious right:
Robecology comments on May 26, 2019:
Confirmed by both the Huffington Post and Wikilleaks! https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wikileaks-confirms-that-d_b_12070168
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 26, 2019:
😈😈😈😈😈
I am watching a Netflix show "How To Get Away With Murder" I have only been paying half attention.
Petter comments on May 25, 2019:
Spend too much time paying half attention to one's wife and murder becomes a very real possibility!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 26, 2019:
@Petter Nope. Don't have an iplayer either.
ULLAGE - Noun: The amount by which a container falls short of being full.
Marionville comments on May 26, 2019:
This word was posted by me on 27th Feb. It also came to mean ...by an obvious extension, any unfilled space in a container, perhaps because some of the contents had been used, or left infilled deliberately to allow for expansion. I knew this meaning from my experience working in the Scotch Whisky...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 26, 2019:
Take home any samples from the full bottles?
I am watching a Netflix show "How To Get Away With Murder" I have only been paying half attention.
Petter comments on May 25, 2019:
Spend too much time paying half attention to one's wife and murder becomes a very real possibility!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 26, 2019:
@Petter Somewhere around half of the educational shows on the privately funded educational television networks are from the BBC. They're the **lowest** television shows. As a child I used to watch the cartoon show Bullwinkle and Rocky (largely because it gave a heavy nod to their adult audience and their complex puns). My favorite joke from the show was the *Mr. Know It All* segment. Rock: Now for the educational part of our show-- Bullwinkle: Rock! Don't say **that.** Nobody will watch. One of the grim parts of my life was in Brewton, Alabama. It had one radio station that went off the air when the sun went down. Their radio announcer had a fear of words with more than one syllable. I'd hear things like "Today in big word [Czechoslovakia] . . . . " The guy was reading from a script with "large words" difficult or esoteric words spelled out phonetically. Didn't matter. He feared those words and he owned the station. He was too cheap to hire a professional announcer. I was lucky if I could tune in two TV stations because Brewton was far away from large cities and there was no cable. Most nights it was one TV station broadcasting westerns or canned laughter situation comedies. I spent many a late night trying to tune in the static laden shortwave BBC shows on a slightly defective flea market ten band radio to know more about the world. Today I can download in their podcasts.
I am watching a Netflix show "How To Get Away With Murder" I have only been paying half attention.
Petter comments on May 25, 2019:
Spend too much time paying half attention to one's wife and murder becomes a very real possibility!
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 26, 2019:
Considering Petunia's favorite shows deal with people getting killed, I should be worried. On the other extreme, I prefer documentaries. One of my more bizarre theories is based on what happens when American television shows become common in other countries: violent crime goes up. Monkey see; monkey do. Based on that theory after watching a few hundred thousand historical documentaries during my lifetime, I am destined to rule the world. By now I ought to have discovered where everybody else went wrong. Under my monkey theory, porno ought to go prime time. Monkey see; monkey do. What you want your monkeys doing? I want grinning monkeys. When I come up with a bizarre theory, it's a winner.
I came to work to 20 lessons and tests I have to take today between my actual duties.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:
WHEN WAS SOAP INTRODUCED Pre-dates God. However, soap became commonly accessible during the industrial revolution. That's when the animal fats used to make soap became available all year. Otherwise, one needed to wait until late fall when animals were normally slaughtered on the farm.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 26, 2019:
@LadyAlyxandrea The history of hygiene makes me turn green with loathing.
When I was a child the main male event was the for real camp out with real woods and no adults.
RoyMillar comments on May 8, 2019:
loved those days out in the woods,,brought many memories back
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 25, 2019:
One gal told me her childhood memory was carrying the gear from the car or truck down to a backwoods campsite (hold the camping fees) stream and crushing a loaf of bread, **every time.**
tRump would be a winner… If there were ever a competition for being called the most disparaging,...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:
According to Trump, he's a "very stable genius." If they feel like they **have to tell you** they're smart, they aren't. They are trying to bamboozle the bystanders who know better. Once a person becomes incredibly intelligent, they also learn how much they **don't know.** This renders them ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 25, 2019:
@Hathacat The incomplete half of "Believe me" is ". . . . because nobody else will." "Take my advice; nobody else does." -- Marvin.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
darthfaja comments on May 24, 2019:
Pull over and make a peanut butter sandwich?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 25, 2019:
@darthfaja I've had more than my share of running away with women for the weekend. None of them insisted on bringing a whole loaf of bread, peanut butter or more than two suitcases.
rubricate ( Verb ) the practice of starting a paragraph with a large elaborately drawn letter in a ...
Charlene comments on May 24, 2019:
Sounds erotic some how..as in Just sitting in her presences made Julia rubricate copiously..😀😀😈
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 25, 2019:
@Marionville A dirty mind is a constant solace.
Who is this kid? lol
Robecology comments on May 24, 2019:
"You don't know shit" LOL! I remember kids making fun of that phrase "if you aint country, you ain't shit"... Did that mean if you ARE country you ARE shit?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 25, 2019:
Double negatives strike!
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
bleurowz comments on May 24, 2019:
She's probably bringing it because it makes her feel secure. People have so many idiosyncrasies when it comes to traveling. I have a friend I used to see at least twice a year on writing retreats. She'd come with something like two large suitcases full of stuff, even though it was just for three ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 25, 2019:
@bleurowz A patchwork sash means you're dating an eagle scout.
I'm currently researching camping sites along the north end of the Blue Ridge Parkway.
BufftonBeotch comments on May 24, 2019:
Visited the website. Looks pretty nice. Shaded campsites are a big plus. Can't beat $20 a night with a stick. Look into a tent hammock. They have a mosquito netting you zip around you. I find them far more comfortable than sleeping on the ground. Try to find a local number for the ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 25, 2019:
@BufftonBeotch Filtration systems largely eliminate the need to carry large amounts of water in, unless you're crossing the desert. When I was in Key Largo's John Pendercamp Park, the ranger scolded me for tying a rope to a tree, thus giving the impression not all parks permit hammock camping. I need to get back to Internet research and find camp sites south of Peaks of Otter.
rubricate ( Verb ) the practice of starting a paragraph with a large elaborately drawn letter in a ...
Charlene comments on May 24, 2019:
Sounds erotic some how..as in Just sitting in her presences made Julia rubricate copiously..😀😀😈
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 25, 2019:
@Marionville One letter away from lubricate.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
bleurowz comments on May 24, 2019:
She's probably bringing it because it makes her feel secure. People have so many idiosyncrasies when it comes to traveling. I have a friend I used to see at least twice a year on writing retreats. She'd come with something like two large suitcases full of stuff, even though it was just for three ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
@bleurowz A blue sash means they're a member of a royal family, i.e. blue bloods.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
Hathacat comments on May 24, 2019:
Compromise and bring two peanut butter sandwiches? If they get eaten, yay, if not, no big deal.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
Once made, she figures rot will sure follow. There is no compromise.
The theory of evolution...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:
Not that simple for the road to bipedalism.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
@Zoohome >he registered voters I have surrounding me are as qualified. . . . . My basic criticism of representative democracy: idiots vote. They're well represented.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
bleurowz comments on May 24, 2019:
She's probably bringing it because it makes her feel secure. People have so many idiosyncrasies when it comes to traveling. I have a friend I used to see at least twice a year on writing retreats. She'd come with something like two large suitcases full of stuff, even though it was just for three ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
@bleurowz Just in case his tux comes with a blue sash?
The theory of evolution...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:
Not that simple for the road to bipedalism.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Last time I heard that I replied "Scales are the precursors to feathers and I'm feeling rather mammalian." I flabbergasted one Ayn Rand fan by claiming her artistic license had been revoked by anarchists. I've found for derailing conversation threaten them with superfluous esoteric polysyllabic wrath and indignation. It didn't work on an English professor. She taught me how to correctly pronounce polysyllabic. To keep conversations moving eschew obfuscation.
Futz: ( verb ) to busy oneself pointlessly.
happyhiker1 comments on May 24, 2019:
Yeah, I need to stop futzing around on here and get ready for work :-)
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
We'll keep the bar open for you.
Do you believe that.....
AmiSue comments on May 23, 2019:
Of course not! I’m on this site to escape such nonsense.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
@aahouck49 I keep telling myself I should use the postcards to wall paper the bathroom.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
Nightshade1313 comments on May 24, 2019:
Hahaha customs inspector!! 🤣
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
Silly question of the month: have you ever had to get through American customs?
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
bleurowz comments on May 24, 2019:
She's probably bringing it because it makes her feel secure. People have so many idiosyncrasies when it comes to traveling. I have a friend I used to see at least twice a year on writing retreats. She'd come with something like two large suitcases full of stuff, even though it was just for three ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
>She's probably bringing it because it makes her feel secure. She could have mistaken me for a pack mule. Ever dragged 80 pounds of luggage through the Paris Metro? It's hard to forget one time she drove down to see me for a weekend visit. Her trunk and backseat was so full that she couldn't see out the back window. One of the outfits was a ball gown, **just in case** she explained. Oh, sure. Let me break out my top hat and tails for that surprise debutante ball. At the last minute, they called and said "bring a date."
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
aahouck49 comments on May 24, 2019:
WartHog your life and Petunia, sounds a lot like some people I know packing for women is not easy, we need things we most likely will never need or wear but you just never know! poor Petunia, I feel her pain, but you also... you look sexy in swim trunks, except for being a fat old fart with...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
Thank you for the flattery. My delivery is too halting to go on a comedy tour. > now I know why women got so mad when the electric light came, which shows every winkle one has, They got dimmer bulb instead. When the electric light replaced gas lights it meant less smudge on the walls and more oxygen in the room. At first the naked light bulb was all the rage just because of the novelty of not burning off your eyebrows for being inept with a match. When the geniuses of the era put the naked bulbs in shades, the glass shades resembled the gas light shades.
The theory of evolution...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:
Not that simple for the road to bipedalism.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
@Zoohome One time I asked a guy if he was a recent convert to bipedalism. He assumed I'd called him a pervert. He was another genuine registered voter giving us hope for tomorrow.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
Petter comments on May 24, 2019:
Petunia should meet my Lesley. Between them I reckon they could fill a long-haul lorry. Has P. tried cashew nut butter? Do you need to pack an extra holdall bag, just for the shoes she might need?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
@Petter >(Tap water in Southern Spain is technically potable, but often tastes unpleasant.) Ironically, same story for New Orleans the city I consider the shrine of good eats. People are frequently advised to buy the premium bottled water, Honestly I use an charcoal activated water filter to remove the chlorine taste from Seneca's tap water. Before leaving on a trip, I'll put the filtered water in bottles and freeze it for the trip.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
HippieChick58 comments on May 24, 2019:
As a kid when my family did take a trip we packed lunches, there were 6 kids, 3 teenaged boys. My folks could not afford a restaurant with us. As an adult when my kids were small we did pack lunches for a few trips. It allowed the kids to run around while we had lunch, and we used rest areas. One in...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
Did you ever use the barbecue stands? I never wanted to use them because to get a bed of coals ready in the middle of a trip takes up too much time. Unless I dry out the meat until it's a second cousin to a hockey puck, Petunia claims I under cook barbecue. One time while we were camping, I had a whole chicken that was on the grill for two and a half hours. She pointed out the pink spots on the meat while I chewed on chicken jerky.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
273kelvin comments on May 24, 2019:
Packing 101: Take half as much clothes and twice as much money
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
@273kelvin That's one way to impress the maid when she takes out the garbage and notices your skid marks.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
darthfaja comments on May 24, 2019:
Pull over and make a peanut butter sandwich?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
@darthfaja;> Eat in your car then. Get crumbs everywhere, most of which hide from the vacuum. After that, the ants crawl in the car, hunt them down and consider me as a light snack. It's better to sit down at a table.
Cats or dogs people? im a cat person!
BestWithoutGods comments on May 24, 2019:
The difference between dogs and cats: Dogs say to their humans, "You feed me, you shelter me, you pet me. You must be gods." Cats say to their humans, "You feed me, you shelter me, you pet me. I must be a god."
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
In ancient Egypt cats were worshiped. Cats have never forgotten that.
Cats or dogs people? im a cat person!
BestWithoutGods comments on May 24, 2019:
I don't hide drugs, so I'm a dog person. Dogs freely demonstrate love for their people. Cats only seem to put up with their humans.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
Exception: if someone can't **stand** felines, the cat will pick them out, head straight for them and rub on their shins as if to say "You can love me." When my father-in-law, Roy, shows up my Tom cat (Percy) heads for him. I give Roy a water spray bottle and he sprays my cat with it. After that, Percy goes into hiding until Roy leaves. Sometimes all Roy has to do is show up and Percy runs away. Cats aren't known for their bravery.
I'm currently researching camping sites along the north end of the Blue Ridge Parkway.
BufftonBeotch comments on May 24, 2019:
Visited the website. Looks pretty nice. Shaded campsites are a big plus. Can't beat $20 a night with a stick. Look into a tent hammock. They have a mosquito netting you zip around you. I find them far more comfortable than sleeping on the ground. Try to find a local number for the ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
I've got a cabin tent, a cot and an air mattress. >Can't beat $20 a night with a stick. If you go backpacking you'll find *free* campsites.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
273kelvin comments on May 24, 2019:
Packing 101: Take half as much clothes and twice as much money
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
One rule for traveling light is buy stuff when you get there. Some people bring nearly empty suitcases so they can buy clothes in the states.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
Petter comments on May 24, 2019:
Petunia should meet my Lesley. Between them I reckon they could fill a long-haul lorry. Has P. tried cashew nut butter? Do you need to pack an extra holdall bag, just for the shoes she might need?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
>Do you need to pack an extra holdall bag, just for the shoes she might need? She stuffs her shoes in a suitcase and four suitcases for a weekend trip. Additionally she has hanging bag for all her beauty products. She'll never pass up a buy on a backpack and may take several of those. Oh, she's got to buy at least a case of bottled water. On the other hand, I believe in freezing water in bottles and tossing them in a small ice chest for cold drinks. Us gringos are addicted to iced drinks. I'll put one of those ice bottles in the cup holder and sip on the ice melt as we go down the road. No sense in buying a case of bottled water for every time we leave town. It's not like you can't find potable water from the tap in the US.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
Petter comments on May 24, 2019:
Petunia should meet my Lesley. Between them I reckon they could fill a long-haul lorry. Has P. tried cashew nut butter? Do you need to pack an extra holdall bag, just for the shoes she might need?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
>Has P. tried cashew nut butter? Yep. Compared to peanut butter it's expensive. It makes more sense to make sandwiches in advance than bring a **whole** loaf of bread. Back during the Great Depression, the Civilian Conservation Corp built rest stops with picnic tables so the motoring public could pull off the road and enjoy a meal. However, if you're tooling down the road you'll see a sign for the stop 15 seconds before you ought to pull over. These are seldom used because by the time the motorist has read the sign, they're passing the picnic table. Enter the high speed Interstate highway system, where they give motorists notice two miles before a rest stop, with picnic tables shows up. Sometimes the tables come with a barbecue stand, although I **never** see anyone using the stand. I'm in love with the Interstate rest stops because they come with generally clean toilets and vending machines. When I'm traveling alone, I will use those picnic tables or I'll pull over to a delicatessen. However, when traveling with a gal it's always at hot meal at something resembling a restaurant.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
darthfaja comments on May 24, 2019:
Pull over and make a peanut butter sandwich?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
Semi-functional theory on road trips is to use way stations where they have picnic tables to dodge restaurant bills. However, if you stopped at rest stops on the Interstate, it's rare to see anyone **using** those picnic tables.
I try to keep Petunia from over packing on trips.
Nukdookum comments on May 24, 2019:
Why not wear something that your partner says will make you look sexy to them?
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 24, 2019:
Because they fall off my ass. I'm old enough where I don't have an ass. To keep them up, I have to tighten down the draw strings until it cuts into my belly. It makes it uncomfortable to sit in a chair.
bavardage : boring, idle gossip, i.
AnonySchmoose comments on May 23, 2019:
Other example sentences for BAVARDAGE: "The dame before me is chatting with the bouchère about tout et rien until I clear my throat, at which point she pauses, only to continue her bavardage." https://www.wordnik.com/words/bavardage New World Myth: Postmodernism and Postcolonialism in ... ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 23, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue One of my favorite Addam family movie section is when Fester turned to his date and confessed she was his first. "You've never had sex?" she gasped. "Not with anyone living," replied Fester.
Trump said he's bailing out US farmers with 16billion dollars.
freeofgod comments on May 23, 2019:
What an idiot. His approval rating is still 38%. I'm surprised it's not lower.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 23, 2019:
"The NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll found that 41 percent of registered voters plan to vote for Trump while 48 percent said they plan to vote for whoever ends up becoming the Democratic candidate. By contrast, at about this point in former President Barack Obama's presidency, 45 percent of voters said they planned to vote for Obama while 40 percent preferred a generic Republican candidate. "And Trump's disapproval rating remained high at 52 percent, although that was an i improvement from the 54 percent the poll found in January and December. Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/03/04/president-donald-trumps-approval-numbers-continue-climb/3053565002/ Regardless, Trump has never had over 50% approval rating according to reputable sources. As impeachment clouds continue to gather, four more years isn't likely.
bavardage : boring, idle gossip, i.
AnonySchmoose comments on May 23, 2019:
Other example sentences for BAVARDAGE: "The dame before me is chatting with the bouchère about tout et rien until I clear my throat, at which point she pauses, only to continue her bavardage." https://www.wordnik.com/words/bavardage New World Myth: Postmodernism and Postcolonialism in ... ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 23, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue You tempt me to quote from the mistress of the dark instead. "Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the fly is chaos for the fly." -- Morticia Addams.
bavardage : boring, idle gossip, i.
AnonySchmoose comments on May 23, 2019:
Other example sentences for BAVARDAGE: "The dame before me is chatting with the bouchère about tout et rien until I clear my throat, at which point she pauses, only to continue her bavardage." https://www.wordnik.com/words/bavardage New World Myth: Postmodernism and Postcolonialism in ... ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 23, 2019:
@AnonySchmoose It's a quote from Gomez's cartoonist creator, Charles Addams.
Futz: ( verb ) to busy oneself pointlessly.
AnonySchmoose comments on May 23, 2019:
I've heard the word used in normal ways. However, it is another word which *can have* vulgar connotations, but which normally does not. Found out here: https://www.wordnik.com/words/futz
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 23, 2019:
@AnonySchmoose Reason? I need reasons to French fry brains and curl spines? Realistically common vulgarities are so common on line one ought to be more creative to express the same thought. My theory is those who use mostly common vulgarities on line don't know enough adverbs and adjectives.
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glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:
It is getting harder and harder to tell satire from the real news.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 23, 2019:
@glennlab It used to get to me The Onion was often cited as a reliable news source by Islamic terrorist propaganda groups. Used to. Now I shrug my shoulders, knowing how often people confuse satire with news.
bavardage : boring, idle gossip, i.
AnonySchmoose comments on May 23, 2019:
Other example sentences for BAVARDAGE: "The dame before me is chatting with the bouchère about tout et rien until I clear my throat, at which point she pauses, only to continue her bavardage." https://www.wordnik.com/words/bavardage New World Myth: Postmodernism and Postcolonialism in ... ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 23, 2019:
@AnonySchmoose "You're dearer to me than all the bats in all the caves in the world" -- Gomez.
Do you believe that.....
AmiSue comments on May 23, 2019:
Of course not! I’m on this site to escape such nonsense.
WonderWartHog99 replies on May 23, 2019:
@aahouck49 >keeping in mind "You don't know a woman until you have had a letter from her!" and she is always sending us letters!! I've never got as much as an e-mail from her. By that standard, I don't know her. I often wonder why I pointless keep letters from women from years ago in a half dozen cardboard boxes. By your standard, I know enough women to get elected to a chapter of NOW. How well do I know women who send me postcards? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

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