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Fashionable or no?

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Nice tits! Lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 3, 2019:

. . . and perky ones with turgid nipples. Horseback riding is out of the question.

Just a FYI

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:

## That's magnificent fucker to you, you sniveling snit, you worthless twit eating shit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 2, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 They only use the finest of linens. It's an up scale neighborhood.

Congratulations to @Lizard_of_Ahaz!!! He made it to Level 8!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Weird thing happened remember when I though my PTSD had made me think I had more points?.... As soon as I hit level 8 they suddenly came back.... 4,800 of them now I am thinking I should take my meds and relax for an hour or two....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 2, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz They got to pick the cotton to make the shirt first. First they have to plant the cotton . . . .

Ouch! but also: LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2019:

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WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 2, 2019:

Sounds about right.

Just a FYI

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:

## That's magnificent fucker to you, you sniveling snit, you worthless twit eating shit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 2, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 The old saw is after I have sex, the neighbors smoke cigarettes.

Don't even think about it.... winks

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2019:

This actually gave me a great idea, in most states it is illegal to deface political signs on another's property, however, if you go by the trump headquarters and pick up several, modify them, then on election day take them to the polling place and erect them. If anyone tries to remove them they ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 2, 2019:

@glennlab >I knew if I stated an absolute, some ass would point out my error. I'm not an ass, I'm a hemorrhoid. I irritate assholes. Defacing signs is defacing property. It's a criminal offense everywhere. You won't be hauled away the gas chamber or rate the execution squad. You might escape with a fine and a post it note on your current criminal record. Texas is its own universe. Citing them as typical is like saying "On the planet Mongo we . . . ." Disclaimer: I lived in the Texas hill country for three years as well as six months in the big bend region. Spent a weekend in Luckenbach, Texas.

Don't even think about it.... winks

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2019:

This actually gave me a great idea, in most states it is illegal to deface political signs on another's property, however, if you go by the trump headquarters and pick up several, modify them, then on election day take them to the polling place and erect them. If anyone tries to remove them they ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 2, 2019:

>in most states it is illegal Who are the exceptions? I need a ray of hope.

Just a little cold humour....

NHjulie comments on Dec 1, 2019:

We get middle schoolers doing it all the time. Wearing shorts that is.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 1, 2019:

Phew! At first I thought you meant making excuses for small dicks. Glad you cleared that up.

So how many of you guys think this is “fair”?

zesty comments on Dec 1, 2019:

This is why I always pay my part of any expenses. But I almost always have sex on the first date, too.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 1, 2019:

@St-Sinner Kevin did not mention sex, did he? He was ignoring her until she mentioned gratuitous sex. (It's the best kind). Because he also including a winking smile icon, one can also assume he was joking. I was exploring the possibilities. @Zesty Rent your car! Lol I didn't say I was planning to drop over. However, Kevin mentioned getting his air fare together for a visit. My question is would you pick him up at the airport? Apparently the answer is "no." If I was spending the winter in cold, damp place like the UK, an invitation for a visit to the beaches of South Florida would sound most excellent, even without the sex. Frankly if I came down I'd keep going south until Petunia and I got to Key Largo. She'd want to stop in Miami to take the next cruise ship. We have more than our share of travel disputes.

What does it mean when it says a member posted in a group that is no longer active?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 1, 2019:

## It's bugging me as well. My theory is someone started a discussion with a post which the group administrator considered inappropriate for the group. Therefore the discussion was deleted after someone else tried to add to the discussion. I have doubts if my theory is valid.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 1, 2019:

@GreatNani Some people like them some of the time.

So how many of you guys think this is “fair”?

zesty comments on Dec 1, 2019:

This is why I always pay my part of any expenses. But I almost always have sex on the first date, too.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 1, 2019:

@St-Sinner Kelvin's travel bill from the UK to Florida ought to give him pause. For just sex, he could rent two or three women for wild lurid activities the likes of which make porno movie directors pause. He could visit Amsterdam and pick them out for less expense than a transatlantic flight. The realistic point of dating is to find a companion for things you enjoy doing. It's not about guilt tripping them in blow jobs. If she jumps your bones to keep you around, it's good thing.

So how many of you guys think this is “fair”?

zesty comments on Dec 1, 2019:

This is why I always pay my part of any expenses. But I almost always have sex on the first date, too.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 1, 2019:

@273kelvin Think she'll pick you up at the airport?

What does it mean when it says a member posted in a group that is no longer active?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 1, 2019:

## It's bugging me as well. My theory is someone started a discussion with a post which the group administrator considered inappropriate for the group. Therefore the discussion was deleted after someone else tried to add to the discussion. I have doubts if my theory is valid.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 1, 2019:

@GreatNani Thank you. Generally my meme and the post/reply are totally unrelated. As long as I've got half million memes, might as well share them if they're related to the topic or not. What **use to** amaze me is people would ignore what I said in an opening post and reply to the meme instead.

Gather round...

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 30, 2019:

I must be the one person in the universe without Netflix.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 1, 2019:

@scurry I've never even **seen** Netflix. Canceled cable years ago. I got Petunia hooked on streaming Youtube. She doesn't let me near the remote.

How could they?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Nurse Betty can make it all better for you....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 1, 2019:

**Helloooo nurse**

Zugzwang (Noun) Being forced by circumstances to do something which you do not wish to do.

Marionville comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Great word, I have no advice...but I think we all can empathise with your predicament!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 30, 2019:

@Marionville >..for what that’s worth! My considered opinions have a stock market index all of their own. They are never humble opinions.

Release the elf!

Besalbub comments on Nov 30, 2019:

You must've been up all night working on these .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 30, 2019:

Every year I steal and save the elf memes to a special sub directory for use during the Christmas season. Takes about 15 minutes to upload them.

Release the elf!

RoyMillar comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Somebody was having way to much fun putting all these together :-)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 30, 2019:

Every year I steal and save the elf memes to a special sub directory for use during the Christmas season. Takes about 15 minutes to upload them.

Zugzwang (Noun) Being forced by circumstances to do something which you do not wish to do.

gypsyjane comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Good one!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 30, 2019:

Thanks. I whip 'em out all the time.

Zugzwang (Noun) Being forced by circumstances to do something which you do not wish to do.

Marionville comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Great word, I have no advice...but I think we all can empathise with your predicament!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 30, 2019:

@Marionville "We all" sounds painfully redundant. Makes more sense to say "we" instead of adding the "all." Same thing for the cringe worth phrase "I myself."

Release the elf!

Besalbub comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Good ones I like the tooth brush shot gross

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 30, 2019:

I've collected way too many elf on the shelf memes. It's my master plan to beat everyone to the punch.

Fine by me

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I couldn't have said it better.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 30, 2019:

@Leafhead The guy I stole it from misspelled it. I'm a guilty bystander.

Zugzwang (Noun) Being forced by circumstances to do something which you do not wish to do.

Marionville comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Great word, I have no advice...but I think we all can empathise with your predicament!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 30, 2019:

"We all"? Have you visited Alabama lately? It's pronounced ya'all, unless it is a group of more than three when it becomes all ya'all. This site is littered with unredeemable heathens.**Shameless!**🤡🤡🤠🤠

Fine by me

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I couldn't have said it better.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 30, 2019:

@Leafhead If you could have, would you? Release the horses of unbridled list making! Here's a few starting points:

Insert witty Neo/Morpheus line here...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2019:

aren't they going to notice it's winter in Moscow?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 30, 2019:

Not likely. In the dead of winter cows are put inside a heated barn so they don't freeze to death. As far as they know outside the barn they could be in the pastures of Cuba.

Have a Happy Turkey/Friendship/Family Day Everyone! My friend Marilyn is having a Friendsgiving.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 28, 2019:

## Instead of Thanksgiving, I had a whatever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 29, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 >I take it no turkey You should take our turkey. Petunia is convinced if I don't throw it in the freezer today, it'll be rotted. She cooked an huge amount of food for SUNDAY with leftovers that extended until today (Friday). She thinks we SHOULD have all of that food even if we don't have guests. Because she didn't have Wednesday off to cook for Thanksgiving, she spread the feast out all week long.

Sorry, but for some reason these pics downloaded side ways and i can't figure out way.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 29, 2019:

## Using a cell phone?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 29, 2019:

@Our_existence Figures. On my computer it's easy to rotate pictures and re-save them.

No talking about Christmas yet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2019:

.............................

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 29, 2019:

Now a word from our sponsor . . . .

Fine by me

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I couldn't have said it better.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 29, 2019:

I have unjustified confidence you could have said it better. 🤡🤡

According to Natsha . . . .

bookofmorons comments on Nov 28, 2019:

She married a Bull (shit) Moose so she's have way there

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 29, 2019:

"Winkle" doesn't mean it's an excuse to say "shit."

Guys, if you want to move in with her, remember this motivation.

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 28, 2019:

No. I don’t want a slave. Change that to “I will help with all the chores. We will share the responsibilities.” ...then he has my heart!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile Petunia says she'd like you to make her a shelf to fit under the TV.

Guys, if you want to move in with her, remember this motivation.

GreatNani comments on Nov 28, 2019:

No, I would rather hear "I am a fabulous cook!" I will clean, we can split the laundry, he can cook!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

> I would rather hear "I am a fabulous cook!" It's more like he'll cook stuff he likes (not what you like) exceptionally well. Petunia has forbidden me to cook beef kidneys, although she's never had kidney. On the other hand, I introduced her to stuff like guacamole and quiche Lorraine. Additionally, I've grown types of lettuce largely unavailable in the US as well as fresh culinary spices. I was mentioning spark plugs because one time I compared replacing them at home vs having a mechanic replace them. At the time it was $18 vs $120. Add in spark plug wires and the price gap rises even more. Oil change on the surface costs about as much as you have it done by a shop. However, what the typical shop does is use recycled oil, the cheapest, least effective oil filter and pumps the oil out of the block, leaving the sludge on the bottom of the oil pan. On the far extreme, I let the oil drain out of the block, replace the filter with the best double filter they have and get the never been used before oil for longer engine life, adding Marvel Mystery Oil to the oil change. You'll never hear a mechanic mention Marvel Mystery Oil. It works marvels. How it works those marvels (i.e. improving compression) is a mystery. It's oil. No idea what exactly what kind of oil it is, adding to the mystery. One time I kept adding it to the fuel and it **fixed the carburetor.** How it did that, nobody can give me a credible explanation. It's a marvel. It's a mystery. Definitely oil.

Guys, if you want to move in with her, remember this motivation.

JackPedigo comments on Nov 28, 2019:

That would be the LAST thing I would want to hear!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

The last thing you want to hear is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5TiaQeuNO0

Guys, if you want to move in with her, remember this motivation.

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 28, 2019:

No. I don’t want a slave. Change that to “I will help with all the chores. We will share the responsibilities.” ...then he has my heart!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile Figure you're the standard for all women?

That scares her.

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 28, 2019:

If he wants a better wife, fine! Take those little faults and go! Hahaha!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

One takes what one can get. I've had been holding out for a sex starved 20 year old with a high bust to waist ratio that owns the delicatessen down stairs. I gave up on that dream long time ago. Traded it for a short stocky woman that can do heavy lifting and hold down a job.

For those of us who have to work today!!

CommonHuman comments on Nov 28, 2019:

When you go into those professions you know that you'll have to work holidays. There is (or shouldn't be) that expectation of minimum wage workers who have to work or starve. That is the source of the outrage. Forcing minimum wage people, who have no real other options in life, to work holiday's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

21st century song is "Ah's been working in d'Walmart all the live long day for almost no pay," Worse PR disaster Walmart had was a food drive for their own employees.

Soon on Pornhub.com

RoyMillar comments on Nov 28, 2019:

and you conclusion is ???

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

Next time you go on Pornhub, use the search terms "cartoon dragon." By 2017, they're doing the dirty with the dragon. Mercy sakes how times have changed! I remain amazed someone had to do the same thing with My Little Pony. You name it, they'll have sex with it.

In Boston, Mass, a milkshake is called a "frappe." "When is a milkshake not a milkshake?

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 28, 2019:

I have lived in New England 90% of my life, and I can assure you a milkshake includes ice cream, in fact mostly ice cream with just a splash of milk so it can be whirled to thick straw-sucking consistency. A frappe is a thinner version of a milkshake, more milk added.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

@AnneWimsey From the same source previously cited: "Finally, to make matters even more confusing, if you’re from certain parts of Rhode Island and southeastern Massachusetts, you order a cabinet. "What is a cabinet? Basically it’s the same thing as a frappe (usually coffee-flavored and made with Autocrat Coffee Syrup), but it got its name because that’s where the blender was kept. We like to keep milkshake-loving tourists on their toes here in New England!

Guys, if you want to move in with her, remember this motivation.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 28, 2019:

You can do the housework, but don't touch my laundry. I'm picky about laundry.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

After washing them, I hang the bras and panties in the hallway next to the laundry room on drying racks. Master plan is to keep the dryer from damaging the elastic and keep the bra straps from getting tangled. I call it the hall of the wet panties.

Guys, if you want to move in with her, remember this motivation.

St-Sinner comments on Nov 28, 2019:

I am waiting.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

The bus just left.

Guys, if you want to move in with her, remember this motivation.

TomMcGiverin comments on Nov 28, 2019:

If only it were that simple....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

Worth a shot.

Where do I buy these BBQ accessories?

RoyMillar comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Most likely in novelity stores

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

I'm fairly certain they're available on line but I'm stuck on what kind of search terms to use.

Where do I buy these BBQ accessories?

zesty comments on Nov 28, 2019:

The metallic structure?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

Finding hot dogs is never the problem.

Where do I buy these BBQ accessories?

Haemish1 comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Get a kid in a high school welding shop to make a few (if the instructor/administrators will allow it: )

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

As a general rule, adults not employed by the school system aren't likely to enter a high school welding class.

Guys, if you want to move in with her, remember this motivation.

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 28, 2019:

No. I don’t want a slave. Change that to “I will help with all the chores. We will share the responsibilities.” ...then he has my heart!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

>I will help with all the chores. Great. Go change the spark plugs. Here's the plug wrench. Change the oil while you're at it. Finding a woman who'll do car upkeep is rare indeed. One mechanic told me most women follow the upkeep plan of "gas and go."

Guys, if you want to move in with her, remember this motivation.

moosepucky comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Only if she can bait a hook too....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

To dream the impossible dream.

I am 66 years old and was told I am too old to have sex with a 20 year old.

Besalbub comments on Nov 17, 2019:

That would cost a lot !

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 28, 2019:

There's a wealth of high tales to be mined at the Bunny Ranch about nubile women and wealthy old farts.

Four-star general: "I have wasted 40 years of my life" if Trump’s lies represent "who we are"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:

## Trump proves we'un's idiots we is.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 27, 2019:

@bobwjr Like most Americans I voted against him as well. Like most Americans, I was shocked to find out the idiots put him in office. Then I found out what was representing me in Congress -- another group of idiots. I should have become an ex-pat.

Textorcism n.An attempt to expel a terrible or frightening book from one's thoughts through ritual

Haemish1 comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Are there different rituals for fiction or nonfiction? I’m still dealing with Atlas Shrugged😉

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 27, 2019:

I never could finish Stephen Hawkin's *A Brief History of Time.*

400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:

## It took me four months to qualify for my T-shirt. I was always be the first to post ANYTHING on a new post including my own post. I also established a small discussion group with a depressingly small following. The administration awarded me administration of two other groups with a related topic ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 27, 2019:

@freeofgod >SEX. I was promised SEX You'll get it if you show up on a guy's doorstep who's looking for the same thing. Be sure to tell him that's why you're there. Don't show up on my doorstep or Petunia will chase you away with a broom. Add to your profile that the first thing you want when you to meet a guy is have sex them. Dinner afterward would be a good idea as well. Your private message box will get clogged.

400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:

## It took me four months to qualify for my T-shirt. I was always be the first to post ANYTHING on a new post including my own post. I also established a small discussion group with a depressingly small following. The administration awarded me administration of two other groups with a related topic ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 27, 2019:

@altschmerz >Tell her I said that. Nameless person living in the Great White North means she already has two strikes against you.

Saudade a feeling of longing, melancholy or nostalgia. The presense of absense.

Marionville comments on Nov 27, 2019:

I had to look this one up...it comes from the Portuguese. New to me, thanks.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 27, 2019:

Now we need people from Portugal/Brazil to use this word?

A general checklist for winter.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

I don't live in a refrigerator....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 27, 2019:

There goes my theory about you right down the tubes.I thought you hung out by the butter dish.😂🤣😁😁

Hello everyone, had a peaceful Sunday watching 'Something Borrowed' , licking my lips over coffee ...

Robecology comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Charming meme/quote....and kudos for joining Agnostic in such a strongly religious land. Please share more of your community. I live by the sea in Ft. Pierce, Florida....hot summers, cooler (but rarely below freezing) winters...you?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 27, 2019:

@Mimee You are the only person I've met on line who lives in Mumbai/Bombay. You got my trench coat? 😂🤣 Trench coats seem to have become unfashionable everywhere I shop. I haven't been able to find a replacement I can try on without going on line and hoping what they send me fits.

Hello everyone, had a peaceful Sunday watching 'Something Borrowed' , licking my lips over coffee ...

Haemish1 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Im a firm believer, that once it’s gone - you never miss your sanity 🙃 My daughter is making a quick trip to India in the early part of January - she’s not sure where she’ll actually be visiting yet.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 26, 2019:

@Mimee I go tent camping where brown bears are common. Unless you're heading for Alaska, grizzly bears are uncommon. On the California state flag there is a picture of a grizzly bear. However, the first thing Californians did was kill all the grizzlies.

Hello everyone, had a peaceful Sunday watching 'Something Borrowed' , licking my lips over coffee ...

Robecology comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Charming meme/quote....and kudos for joining Agnostic in such a strongly religious land. Please share more of your community. I live by the sea in Ft. Pierce, Florida....hot summers, cooler (but rarely below freezing) winters...you?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 26, 2019:

@Robecology Mimee's profile says she lives in Mumbai, India's largest city (20 million). It used to be called Bombay. An old legend is when airlines want to lose your luggage, they send it to Bombay. 😂🤣

Hello everyone, had a peaceful Sunday watching 'Something Borrowed' , licking my lips over coffee ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

>When you're single like me, these are the things that add spice to your regular life. ## I'm married and I like laughter and spicy conversation as well. It's not restricted to single people. I try to get conversations started on camping and travel discussion groups (see "Camping for adults in...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 26, 2019:

@Mimee There is a Hispanic comedian called Fluffy. He did a routine about preforming in India. He said his friends told him India was crime ridden, not to drink the water, not to eat the street food . . . . "Hey," he said, "That's **Mexico.**"😂🤣 We all get to hear popular mythology about other countries. While I was in France, a Frenchman told me since all Americans are rich we ought to overpay for everything.

I am going straight to Hell for this. Oh. Wait.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

## For those living outside the US, next Thursday is Thanksgiving.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 26, 2019:

@MsDemeanour Petunia always buys me housekeeping or cooking tools.

When pigs...er swim?

Robecology comments on Nov 26, 2019:

We are from the ocean. The fluids in our bodies match the salts in the ocean down to a tenth of a percentage point. If you want to live well and live long, you eat more seafood...and sea weeds.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 26, 2019:

>We are from the ocean. I'm a native of Pensacola and went all over the world. Had lurid relationships with a few sea witches from under the sea.

Actor William Shatner became an officer of the Order of Canada.

Robecology comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I'm not happy with the "swollen" look for Bill. I hope he gets serious about losing some of his weight...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 26, 2019:

@Robecology Huh? The phrase "wild speculation" wasn't enough? It's wild. It's speculative. Made completely out of speculation that went wild on why your comment had been remove. It lead to you explaining what you had said that made it get removed. I should accuse you of committing cunnilingus more often. Ugly women will follow you around going "Me! Me! Me next." The good looking ones don't have to ask. This message has been presented by the Red Herring Organization for General Confusion.

I am going straight to Hell for this. Oh. Wait.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

## For those living outside the US, next Thursday is Thanksgiving.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 26, 2019:

@MsDemeanour Day after Thanksgiving (black Friday) is more legendary. Credit cards at the ready!

I can no longer post pics from my Android phone to this site.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

## It's one thing that's killing my travel groups. The admin doesn't want to fix the glitch and the end users don't want to jump through hoops to post their travel pictures.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 26, 2019:

@FrayedBear >How do you manage that? With great skill and expertise.

Hello everyone, had a peaceful Sunday watching 'Something Borrowed' , licking my lips over coffee ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

>When you're single like me, these are the things that add spice to your regular life. ## I'm married and I like laughter and spicy conversation as well. It's not restricted to single people. I try to get conversations started on camping and travel discussion groups (see "Camping for adults in...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 26, 2019:

@Mimee I ran away from Florida because with global warming, the hurricanes were getting bigger and more destructive. About two years after I left, a class five (+170 mph winds) leveled a town near Pensacola, making it look like they'd dropped an A bomb on it. How's global warming treating you?

Actor William Shatner became an officer of the Order of Canada.

Robecology comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I'm not happy with the "swollen" look for Bill. I hope he gets serious about losing some of his weight...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 26, 2019:

@Robecology I said nothing about cunnilingus! When it doesn't say why your comment was removed I'm left alone with wild speculations on what you did say.

Why Sweden?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2019:

She can shovel the snow off my walkway all she wants.... Since there is no snow where I live because I hate the stuff I might even consider moving someplace where there is some....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 25, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Normally, beach bunnies ignore old guys. If you want to know them better, get a metal detector, scan the beach (find beach trash and clean up) before walking by them. They will ask you the amazingly stupid question "Does that thing work?" Say "Let me show you." Scan their mouth for dental fillings. The detector will beep. A conversation will follow. Depending on your wit, you might go home with a beach bunny in a well stuffed bikini. You **will** find a guy who will tell you "If you find anything, it's mine." Resist the urge to tell him to suck your heavily veined giant donkey dick (he might be stupid enough to do it) and give him your beach trash instead. It's worth a nickle a ton.

I can no longer post pics from my Android phone to this site.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

## It's one thing that's killing my travel groups. The admin doesn't want to fix the glitch and the end users don't want to jump through hoops to post their travel pictures.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 25, 2019:

@FrayedBear >How fortunate for your bottomless purse It doesn't cost any money to upload pictures. You are trying to make a problem over something that isn't a problem.

Why Sweden?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2019:

She can shovel the snow off my walkway all she wants.... Since there is no snow where I live because I hate the stuff I might even consider moving someplace where there is some....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 25, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz With Big Bear, it sounds like you don't need to move -- take a 30 minute drive to the snowfall and buy a round of hot chocolate for the ski bunnies.

Another day and nothing has changed....

GreatNani comments on Nov 24, 2019:

How many more days of this will we be subjected too!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 25, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo Sounds like its so exciting we'll need to hose people off afterward.

I can no longer post pics from my Android phone to this site.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

## It's one thing that's killing my travel groups. The admin doesn't want to fix the glitch and the end users don't want to jump through hoops to post their travel pictures.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 25, 2019:

@FrayedBear Go nuts. Upload a ten thousand low res pictures while you're at it. Make them squint. My memory hogs are more detailed and aren't grainy. They don't cost me a dollar either. People can zoom into details in my photos so they can go "Hey that's a squirrel fucking a coke can!" They can't do that with a low res. The big deal as well is I don't have to jump through hops to upload pictures for a high res picture AND wind up with near worthless low res copy. If you're going illustrate what you're talking about blurry photos aren't the way to do it. Besides people want to see that sex depraved squirrel photo bomb. Besides the administration fixed the original problem. I don't have to play jump the hoops now. Your advice arrived way a day late and a dollar short.

Hello everyone, had a peaceful Sunday watching 'Something Borrowed' , licking my lips over coffee ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

>When you're single like me, these are the things that add spice to your regular life. ## I'm married and I like laughter and spicy conversation as well. It's not restricted to single people. I try to get conversations started on camping and travel discussion groups (see "Camping for adults in...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 25, 2019:

@Mimee >Don't know what pictures you found but people do swim and play in the water at the sea side. Perhaps his pictures of seaside resorts were the rural ones. I grew up in Pensacola, Florida, famous for it's brilliantly white sands. Not a rock anywhere. That's Petunia (below) trying to show off her new collection of sea shells. If you want the beach largely to yourself, show up on a weekday or at dawn. The tourist side of the beach features a water tower painted as a beach ball as well as gift shops, bars and nightclubs.

I can no longer post pics from my Android phone to this site.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

## It's one thing that's killing my travel groups. The admin doesn't want to fix the glitch and the end users don't want to jump through hoops to post their travel pictures.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 25, 2019:

@FrayedBear You are a dollar short and a day late. They just altered the code to allow up to 20 meg photos. I can go back to uploading offensive looking big jugs and coffee mugs.

Hello everyone, had a peaceful Sunday watching 'Something Borrowed' , licking my lips over coffee ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

>When you're single like me, these are the things that add spice to your regular life. ## I'm married and I like laughter and spicy conversation as well. It's not restricted to single people. I try to get conversations started on camping and travel discussion groups (see "Camping for adults in...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 25, 2019:

@Mimee In the western US it's common for the mountains to stay covered in snow all year. I live next to an eastern US mountain range where the snow fall is seasonal. When I lived in either Texas or Florida, I claimed all the ski resorts were state secrets. 😏 That's why you can't find them on a map. One of the things that impressed me about the pictures of India is weren't any pictures of women in swim suits or guys going swimming. The guys would get into chest deep water but they weren't swimming. A bikini salesman could starve there.

Any chance someone can get a bottle to me by tomorrow evening's party?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Source says "It’s expensive, like $120-400 for half a bottle."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 25, 2019:

@ProudMerrie She adds ". . . but you're **my** mean old man."

Why Sweden?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2019:

She can shovel the snow off my walkway all she wants.... Since there is no snow where I live because I hate the stuff I might even consider moving someplace where there is some....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 25, 2019:

You live in California, right? One of the things I liked about California is it's entirely possible to drive into the mountains and go skiing or go in the opposite direction and go swimming in 90 minutes.

I can no longer post pics from my Android phone to this site.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

## It's one thing that's killing my travel groups. The admin doesn't want to fix the glitch and the end users don't want to jump through hoops to post their travel pictures.