Said the Stone Age dad with a smirk to his child, "Sometimes I marble at the things we take for granite."
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Zealandia
Level 8
Feb 18, 2022
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Such a slate of characters.
I shale consider this a diamond in the rough.
Dad jokes started early on huh?
Lilac-JadeCanada
Level 9
Feb 18, 2022
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Yeah, they certainly did.
Through the ages kids have been stony faced and embarrassed at poor jokes from their dad, thinking what an igneous he is.
Unfortunately you can’t have a clean slate and get a new dad.
Just remember to keep your coal when dad tells the jokes.
@Zealandia And lava him just the way he is....
@Lilac-JadeCanada Yep, you just have to boulder on, try not to erupt with annoyance at the ex scoriating jokes. You could ask him to pumice not to to tell them within earshot, probably wouldn’t work though.
@Zealandia Yeah, don't be too pick-y or axe anyone do do what they don't want to do, but ya gotta be careful of the gold diggers too.
@Lilac-JadeCanada My favourite volcano by the way. Rangitoto Island. It’s less than 8 km away. Dormant, apparently there’s a 0.1% chance of an eruption in any one year. Used to have a Primary school visit every year.
@Zealandia Nice photo!
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