A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut.
"Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender.
"He sure is fast asleep," the bartender replied.
He’ll be well rested and ready to run a marathon in the morning, that’s for sure.
All up hill too.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Bar none!
@Zealandia After that unbeerable distance, there'd better be a pint at the finish line!
@Lilac-JadeCanada There is…
I thought this was hilarious.
@Zealandia But made sure he grabbed one of the remaining to drink for himself.....hahahahahahah.......
@Lilac-JadeCanada Hahahahaha, yeah exactly. Got his priorities right there.
@Zealandia Thirsty work, ya know!
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
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Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
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Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
Posted by MoravianEye catching.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…