My belly has grown with my age. But its not my fault. No one ever told me that you have to chew the watermelon before you swallow it
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.old excuse sad has to do with heredity and food or beer mostly
whiskywoman
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July 23, 2018
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I don't get it.
boatdude87
Level 7
July 23, 2018
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he is trying to say he swallowed a watermelon seed not beer
@whiskywoman I don't drink beer, never have, Just cake lol
@whiskywoman joke loses something when ya gotta 'splain it. lol
@whiskywoman no I'm saying I swallowed the watermelon whole
@whiskywoman, @silverotter11 I guess some are not as quick as others
@silverotter11 IT SURLEY DOES WHEN EVEN THE TELLER MISSES THE JOKE
they told kids that crap way back to keep them from eating the seeds needed to plant more
@steve148 like the old woman who swallowed a fly get the fuck out lol at least understand your joke first
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