Chemistry Jokes and Puns!!!

They're the best. You can tell them in a series:

(Note: If young kids laugh at these jokes, you teach them to appreciate nerdiness. If an attractive person laughs at these jokes, marry them!!! One with a good looks and a good sense of humor is hard to find lol.)

1.) Chemistry is hard me to learn. You know why? No why? Because I don't trust atoms. Why? Because they make up everything!

2.) Even the parts of atoms are too privileged for me to deal with sometimes. One time, I saw a neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

3.) (At this point, if they are laughing, drive the last joke home. Make your audience appreciate their sense of humor). I'm really glad you like my chemistry jokes, like many chemicals, we're able to "bond". I was afraid there would be "no reaction". ???

I love these!!! Trust me, all the eye rolls and the unexpected laughter are totally worth it. ?