Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer?
A: One of them tastes like shit!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.As the nurse was coming off shift she notices a rectal thermometer in her pocket. "Damn", she says, "Some asshole has my pen!"
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