A German shepherd was left inside one day and his master came home late so the dog pooped in the house.
The master was furious and said if you do that again I will have you put to sleep
The next day the master stayed out very late, the poor dog held it as long as he could but he had to poop in the house.
The master took him to the vet the next day and when they got there the dog noticed another German shepherd waiting so he said what are you in for?
The other dog said yesterday my mistress was taking a shower and she left the door open, by the time she got out of the shower and bent over to get the towel it was more than I could stand I had to ram her.
The first dog asked, So I guess your getting put to sleep to huh.
He replied oh no I'm just here to get my nails clipped
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