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How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb? We quite like the old one actually.
How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? They don`t change the bulb they merely insert it and wait for the world to revolve around them.
How many chess players does it take to change a light bulb? 3 One to change it and the other two to analyze the position and determine if he got anything out of the exchange.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? "Well we can`t actually change the bulb itself but we can empower it to change. In the meantime we would give you a leaflet and direct to a self help support group called coping with darkness "
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How many Emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? None, they sit in the dark & cry.
How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
How many hipsters does it take? It's this number. You've probably never heard of it.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.
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