Musicians joke.
A bass player dies and goes to heaven.St Peter says " Great! We have a band looking for a bass player "
So the guy goes to see this band and they`re well how can put this... a bit tame. Like the Carpenters without the raw, punk sex appeal, if you get my drift. " Are there any other bands that want a bass? "
St Peter says " Yes but you don`t want to join that band "
" Why " asks the guy
" Well for one thing they`re down below "
" Let me see and decide for myself ". So they go to hell and the band is great. Kieth Moon is on drums, Jimmy Hendrix and Django on guitars, Scot Joplin on piano and Charlie Parker playing sax. " I wanna join this band " says the bassist.
" Oh no you don`t " St Peter replies
" Oh yes I do. Why would anybody not want to play with these guys? "
St Peter shakes his head and answers " Well they usually work with a girl singer but she`s on a break "
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I don't get it.
MrLink
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Mar 4, 2018
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Okay a top agent goes to check out this band but the girl they have singing for them is not there yet, So he asks the guys " Is she usually this late? " and the guitarist says " normally only about a quarter of a bar "
If that don`t get it watch the movie " The fabulous Baker boys ".
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