Two nuns in the bath. One says, "Where's the soap?". The other nun replied, "Yeah, it does, doesn't it!".
Oh gawd. Reminds me of another one: Mother superior walks through the halls announcing bedtime... "OK sisters, candles OUT!" All you hear is - pop - pop- pop- pop-.....
LOL!!
Sister Mary comes out of her room & walks down the hall. The first nun that passes her says, "Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the bed!" Since Mary wasn't in a bad mood, this puzzles her. As she passes another nun she's told, "Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the bed!" Now she is getting a bit peeved. This happens several more times with Sister Mary growing more & more angry. She finally comes upon the Reverend Mother & Mary blurts out, "If you tell me that I look like I got up on the wrong side of the bed I will scream!" Mother Superior looks at her & replies, "No, child, I was just going to say that it looks like you're wearing the Bishop's shoes this morning!"
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