A new remote control for your television was being developed that enables the truly lazy to surf channels while moving even less muscles than before. The new device totally eliminates the need to stretch your arm that little bit more from your couch, to get the remote directly in front of the TV. Now the only muscle you need to move is your finger.
This is just one more step to inventing technologies that turn people into furniture, and their brains into Jell-O. The company spokesman indicated it wanted to refine the product even more by making it thought-controlled, thereby completely removing the need for any sort of muscle movement at all, but this wouldn't work because it has been discovered that most TV addicts are completely incapable of any kind of thought at all.
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I haven't had a TV for a Year now . And do not miss it much .
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Sep 14, 2019
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Most programs are stupid, but we have 60 cd music channels to choose from, & I have music playing all day long without needing to change cds.
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@Lilac-Jade I haven't had cable since 1996 and don't miss it one bit . And I really don't miss that hundred dollar bill . Fuck Cable .
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